BANZAI Bonanza!

[Skuzbukit]

Well, I was planning on calling it a day, but that was a surprise performance if ever there was one, I said I was planning on still being dangerous and I was, I may still be struggling but quitting after a great knockout is hard, being a fight game junkie is bad for your health but it's fun while the going is good.

If the tourament is continuing and I am still a part of it I'm good for another, a fast win with no damage can make a huge difference, I am no idiot & I know my chances are slim to none and I've had some rotten luck getting cut up badly, even coming into this last fight with cuts barely held together, but I'll be properly healed up for the next one which will help a ton.

[Fireballer34]

8 hours ago, Bob Slay said:

Well, I was planning on calling it a day, but that was a surprise performance if ever there was one, I said I was planning on still being dangerous and I was, I may still be struggling but quitting after a great knockout is hard, being a fight game junkie is bad for your health but it's fun while the going is good.

If the tourament is continuing and I am still a part of it I'm good for another, a fast win with no damage can make a huge difference, I am no idiot & I know my chances are slim to none and I've had some rotten luck getting cut up badly, even coming into this last fight with cuts barely held together, but I'll be properly healed up for the next one which will help a ton.

With the way this one is going, you’ll get your shot eventually!

[Ego]

The competition at the top of the tournament bracket is incredibly fierce. Cibuka Stilera has once again taken the lead, avenging his previous loss.

I must admit, the tournament is lasting much longer than I initially expected. Therefore, I would like to reward each participant who has made it this far with a new contract offer, including a satisfying signing bonus.

[Alfred]

On 10/6/2024 at 3:09 PM, Bob Slay said:

Well, I was planning on calling it a day, but that was a surprise performance if ever there was one, I said I was planning on still being dangerous and I was, I may still be struggling but quitting after a great knockout is hard, being a fight game junkie is bad for your health but it's fun while the going is good.

If the tourament is continuing and I am still a part of it I'm good for another, a fast win with no damage can make a huge difference, I am no idiot & I know my chances are slim to none and I've had some rotten luck getting cut up badly, even coming into this last fight with cuts barely held together, but I'll be properly healed up for the next one which will help a ton.

Calling it a day? What do you mean? Were you being eliminated? Do I smell p..p...p......

[Skuzbukit]

9 hours ago, Alfred said:

Calling it a day? What do you mean? Were you being eliminated? Do I smell p..p...p......

Hahaha, you don't but I was on the verge of elimation if I had lost my last fight, and even you would have to admit I have donated more blood to the octagon than anyone else so far, and fighting injured & cut is only fun when everyone else is.

Bob Slay says "looking forward to another massacre in December already."

Maybe your Man will get the chance to make me bleed too, if I can last long enough in this Banzai Tournament.

[Ego]

So, Cibuka Stilera has finally secured his victory in the tournament. It's worth noting that this triumph is well-deserved, as Cibuka has been leading almost from the start. 
The main prize, of course, goes to Unkwalker, the manager of Cibuka Stilera. The second-place prize also goes to Unkwalker. Third place is shared equally by Mac Little, Alfred Winterbottom, and Da Jumba. 
Additionally, the prize for activity in the tournament thread goes to Bob Slay.
I would like to congratulate all the participants and thank everyone for taking part in the tournament.

[Alfred]

1 hour ago, Ego said:

So, Cibuka Stilera has finally secured his victory in the tournament. It's worth noting that this triumph is well-deserved, as Cibuka has been leading almost from the start. 
The main prize, of course, goes to Unkwalker, the manager of Cibuka Stilera. The second-place prize also goes to Unkwalker. Third place is shared equally by Mac Little, Alfred Winterbottom, and Da Jumba. 
Additionally, the prize for activity in the tournament thread goes to Bob Slay.
I would like to congratulate all the participants and thank everyone for taking part in the tournament.

Hold the phone there one second!

Since when did level 10 become instant win? If level 1 = one more loss and you're out then how come level 10 doesn't = one more win and you're the champ? 

I call shenanigans!

[Ego]

7 hours ago, Alfred said:

Hold the phone there one second!

Since when did level 10 become instant win? If level 1 = one more loss and you're out then how come level 10 doesn't = one more win and you're the champ? 

I call shenanigans!

Damn, we need an expert's opinion here. @Fireballer34, you need to make the call. I'm ready to keep this going!

[Alfred]

51 minutes ago, Ego said:

Damn, we need an expert's opinion here. @Fireballer34, you need to make the call. I'm ready to keep this going!

I am the foremost expert in tournaments and shenanigans and I know when I see brown envelopes being passed around under the table. 

[Fireballer34]

On 3/17/2024 at 9:05 AM, Fireballer34 said:

Tournament ends when a fighter beats level 10.

Well, in the original post it does say this…

[Alfred]

15 hours ago, Fireballer34 said:

Well, in the original post it does say this…

And so the show goes on!

[Ego]

It seems like there's at least one more round ahead of us. Apologies for the confusion.

[jjsquirrel]

Genyo Takeda: I will postpone seppuku and keep figthing these dishonourable leg-grabbers until the end. And ehm.. thank you Alfred.

[Skuzbukit]

More chances for someone to make me bleed & for me to maybe get a few more amazing KOs?

Fuckin' A.

Banzai!!

[Unkwalker]

On 10/20/2024 at 6:33 AM, Ego said:

So, Cibuka Stilera has finally secured his victory in the tournament. It's worth noting that this triumph is well-deserved, as Cibuka has been leading almost from the start. 
The main prize, of course, goes to Unkwalker, the manager of Cibuka Stilera. The second-place prize also goes to Unkwalker. Third place is shared equally by Mac Little, Alfred Winterbottom, and Da Jumba. 
Additionally, the prize for activity in the tournament thread goes to Bob Slay.
I would like to congratulate all the participants and thank everyone for taking part in the tournament.

 

(words by Cibuka Stilera)

 

नमस्ते

यह सत्य है कि वृक्ष लकड़हारे को भी अपनी छाया से वंचित नहीं करता। हालाँकि, अंतरमुखी हमें बताती है कि पेड़ स्वयं फलों की मिठास का स्वाद नहीं लेता है; नदी अपनी लहरों को नहीं पीती; बादल अपने ऊपर पानी नहीं डालते. अच्छाई की ताकत का उपयोग सभी की भलाई के लिए किया जाना चाहिए।
मैं महान और पवित्र बंजई टूर्नामेंट को योजना से अधिक समय तक चलने के लिए विनम्रतापूर्वक माफी मांगता हूं, लेकिन मैं उनमें से प्रत्येक से सीखने में सक्षम होने के अलावा, अधिकांश योद्धाओं को मेरी सौम्य और शक्तिशाली मार्शल आर्ट को जानने का अवसर देना चाहता था। वे सभी मेरी शाश्वत शिक्षा के महान गुरु हैं।
इसके अलावा, श्री राम ने मुझे एक सपने में दर्शन दिए और कहा कि मैं वास्तव में तभी विजयी होऊंगा जब मैं अयोध्या में राजा रामचंद्र की गेंद पर नृत्य करके डुवाली के दौरान उपलब्धि का जश्न मनाऊंगा और भगवान महावीर के निर्वाण के एक टुकड़े को साझा करूंगा।
सफलता या असफलता की चिंता मत करो. अपना सर्वश्रेष्ठ करें और बाकी ब्रह्मांड पर छोड़ दें

[Unkwalker]

21 hours ago, Ego said:

It seems like there's at least one more round ahead of us. Apologies for the confusion.

Really?

No problem for me or my fighters.

Should I return the money I received?

[Ego]

2 hours ago, Unkwalker said:

Really?

No problem for me or my fighters.

Should I return the money I received?

Keep the money. The whole mess is my fault. The bigger problem might be the trophy

[Alfred]

If it's all been handed out then maybe put an end to it?

It's a shame though as the "champ" will now have an asterisk next to his name and I will forever complain of how the org owners cheated me out yet another tournament win. 

[Fireballer34]

4 hours ago, Alfred said:

If it's all been handed out then maybe put an end to it?

It's a shame though as the "champ" will now have an asterisk next to his name and I will forever complain of how the org owners cheated me out yet another tournament win. 

Put your money where your mouth is and actually fight for it, sound good?

[Unkwalker]

8 hours ago, Ego said:

Keep the money. The whole mess is my fault. The bigger problem might be the trophy

...a very cool trophy, by the way.

[Unkwalker]

 

I don't understand anything that's going on, I just want to fight and I'm happy if I can fight again!

I'm looking forward to fighting Cibuka again and getting even!

And then having another rematch and beating him again and winning the BANZAI BONANZA to make sure the prize money goes to the right hands!

[Alfred]

The SHENANIGANS just KEEP. ON. COMING. 

That's right folks. A source close to the Wintterbottom camp has revealed that after some digging he found that not only was the unrightfully crowned champion prematurely handed the grand prize and trophy but he has also been allowed to fight HIS OWN TEAMMATE!! 

What on earth is happening here? Where is the integrity of the tournament organisers? How can the two fighters from the same camp be allowed to fight each other?

2 of the wins that contributed to Stilera's illegitimate reign coming from his own camp means this tournament is forever tainted. Asterisks everywhere. 

20 hours ago, Fireballer34 said:

Put your money where your mouth is and actually fight for it, sound good?

Speaking of money, how much did you take to allow such shady practices in the first place. For shame. 

[Fireballer34]

8 minutes ago, Alfred said:

The SHENANIGANS just KEEP. ON. COMING. 

That's right folks. A source close to the Wintterbottom camp has revealed that after some digging he found that not only was the unrightfully crowned champion prematurely handed the grand prize and trophy but he has also been allowed to fight HIS OWN TEAMMATE!! 

What on earth is happening here? Where is the integrity of the tournament organisers? How can the two fighters from the same camp be allowed to fight each other?

2 of the wins that contributed to Stilera's illegitimate reign coming from his own camp means this tournament is forever tainted. Asterisks everywhere. 

Speaking of money, how much did you take to allow such shady practices in the first place. For shame. 

Well, maybe if you won more you would have been the one who was fighting Stilera. You are leaving out the part where Lampiaun prevented Stilera from winning with a victory. You just had your opportunity and lost, and both of his fighters are the top 2 in the league, so if Stilera wins, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

[Alfred]

11 minutes ago, Fireballer34 said:

Well, maybe if you won more you would have been the one who was fighting Stilera. You are leaving out the part where Lampiaun prevented Stilera from winning with a victory. You just had your opportunity and lost, and both of his fighters are the top 2 in the league, so if Stilera wins, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

You're right. I had my chance and lost. 

Looking forward to the potential final where if Stilera (managed by Unwalker) defeats Lampiaun (managed by Unkwalker) he wins the championship for real.  

Could be in for a treat though as if Lampiaun (managed by Unkwalker) manages to upset Stilera (managed by Unkwalker) we'd be forced into a sudden death winner take all showdown where Stilera (managed by Unkwalker) faces Lampiaun (managed by Unkwalker) in what would be their 7th time of meeting. Best of 7 series!

[Fireballer34]

Fights sent out, good luck to everyone!