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Okay, let’s get this mess sorted out. @FlatSky, has @BlueFalcon agreed to be an alternate? I’ll step down for him to take my place if he has. The idea of having a 32 man tournament is not out of the question, since we have 29 willing right now. But until that happens, we are sticking to 24 man, and 2 alternates each. If Jay Lawrence is confirmed, he is on Team Bobbit and Bowser Big Dog is on Team Ramirez. @embalmer can pick between either Dane Chakrawan (146169) or Aquarium Fish (144011). We will stay with 2 alternates unless 3 more people can be found, in which case we will expand to 32 teams, no byes, which would be a 5 round tournament. 

If anyone has any more questions please ask now. Also, captains, once your team is drafted please contact them all in some way, and discuss strategy and whatever else. If you realize that women on your team is inactive, please report it to me so I can activate an alternate. Thanks everyone for your patience.

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1 hour ago, Fireballer34 said:

Okay, let’s get this mess sorted out. @FlatSky, has @BlueFalcon agreed to be an alternate?

@Fireballer34 This is not a mess, everything is going according to plan.

@BlueFalcon is fully committed and ready to smack Team Ramirez, back down where they belong. @embalmer get ready to lose.

Also I have another surprise entry planned... so I'll reserve one of those bonus spots.

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1 hour ago, FlatSky said:

@Fireballer34 This is not a mess, everything is going according to plan.

@BlueFalcon is fully committed and ready to smack Team Ramirez, back down where they belong. @embalmer get ready to lose.

Also I have another surprise entry planned... so I'll reserve one of those bonus spots.

Dude, just tell me who it is when you recruit someone, if were doing a 32 person format I need to know who is participating.

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30 minutes ago, Fireballer34 said:

Dude, just tell me who it is when you recruit someone, if were doing a 32 person format I need to know who is participating.

Ha well to be be fair at that point he had only just asked me, on the off chance I said no it could have been someone else

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Confirmed Teams:

Team Bobbit:

Billy Bobbit

Bradley Burns

Not Vaz

Mr. Nobody

Unkwalker.

Smoke Makunouchi

Big Jo

Da Jumba

Sub Zero

Al Van Dal

Viktor Volkov

Dillo The Manager

Alternates: 

Jay Lawrence

Dane Chakrawan

 

Team Ramirez:

Jeffery Ramirez

Tosh Lodi

Gab Bloodsport

Alfred Winterbottom

John Daugherty

Jimmy Normal

Bob Slay

The Wanis

Jersey Inc.

Roman Benson

James Yurchon

Money Money

Alternates: 

Bowser Big Dog

Aquarium Fish

 

Potential Expansion Participants:

Fireballer 34

Sir Squirrel

James Listerman

 

1 More Needed For Expansion

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Mayhem Erupts at KHFC Headquarters: Chaos at the TUF Draft

 

The KHFC TUF Tournament draft turned into a comedy of errors and near fistfights last night, as head of Team Bobbit threw the rulebook out the window—quite literally, according to some witnesses. In an unexpected twist, Bobbit began drafting managers not even eligible in the pool, sparking outrage, confusion, and more than a few tense moments at the KHFC headquarters.

 

Bobbit’s Bold (and Bizarre) Moves

 

Instead of sticking to the carefully planned draft structure, Bobbit decided to improvise. Among his most outrageous picks?Two non eligible managers, one of whom hasn’t been seen on a mma arena since the VHS era. When asked about his choices, Bobbit reportedly quipped, “Legends never die, and rules are just suggestions.”

 

The decision sent shockwaves through the office, with many accusing Bobbit of deliberately sabotaging the tournament’s integrity.

 

Behind Closed Doors Drama

 

Chaos spilled over into the boardroom, where Bobbit and KHFC CEO Fireballer were seen engaged in a heated argument. While details remain murky, sources claim Fireballer was heard shouting, “You’re not Vince McMahon, Bobbit! Stick to the script!” The tension only grew as security personnel were called in to keep things from boiling over.

 

Locker Room Showdown

 

Things turned physical when Team Ramirez’s vice-captain, Lodi, nearly came to blows with members of Team Bobbit, sparking a near-brawl in the lobby. The situation was diffused by the surprising intervention of old veteran Burns, who, despite his age, stepped in to separate the feuding factions.

 

Ramirez, visibly frustrated, blasted the entire fiasco, declaring, “So we’re just making up the rules now? What’s next, drafting mascots?” He further hinted that Bobbit might be engaging in foul play, suggesting the rogue draft picks were paid hefty sums to team up.

 

Security Called to Calm the Chaos

 

With emotions running high, KHFC headquarters was swarmed by security teams to restore order. However, fans outside the building seemed to be enjoying the pandemonium, chanting “KHFC! KHFC!”and even placing bets on who might throw the first punch.

 

What’s Next for KHFC?

 

As the dust settles, the question on everyone’s mind is: What happens now? Fans and players alike are demanding answers—and possibly a referee for the next board meeting. Until then, one thing is certain: when it comes to KHFC, expect the unexpected.

 

Stay tuned for updates on #KHFCMadness and #BobbitGate.

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3 hours ago, Fireballer34 said:

Confirmed Teams:

Team Bobbit:

Billy Bobbit

Bradley Burns

Not Vaz

Mr. Nobody

Unkwalker.

Smoke Makunouchi

Big Jo

Da Jumba

Sub Zero

Al Van Dal

Viktor Volkov

Dillo The Manager

Alternates: 

Jay Lawrence

Dane Chakrawan

 

Team Ramirez:

Jeffery Ramirez

Tosh Lodi

Gab Bloodsport

Alfred Winterbottom

John Daugherty

Bob Slay

The Wanis

Jersey Inc.

Roman Benson

James Yurchon

Money Money

Alternates: 

Bowser Big Dog

Aquarium Fish

 

Potential Expansion Participants:

Fireballer 34

Sir Squirrel

James Listerman

 

1 More Needed For Expansion

How did I get bounced from this? I was picked right after Daugherty

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4 hours ago, embalmer said:

Mayhem Erupts at KHFC Headquarters: Chaos at the TUF Draft

 

The KHFC TUF Tournament draft turned into a comedy of errors and near fistfights last night, as head of Team Bobbit threw the rulebook out the window—quite literally, according to some witnesses. In an unexpected twist, Bobbit began drafting managers not even eligible in the pool, sparking outrage, confusion, and more than a few tense moments at the KHFC headquarters.

 

Bobbit’s Bold (and Bizarre) Moves

 

Instead of sticking to the carefully planned draft structure, Bobbit decided to improvise. Among his most outrageous picks?Two non eligible managers, one of whom hasn’t been seen on a mma arena since the VHS era. When asked about his choices, Bobbit reportedly quipped, “Legends never die, and rules are just suggestions.”

 

The decision sent shockwaves through the office, with many accusing Bobbit of deliberately sabotaging the tournament’s integrity.

 

Behind Closed Doors Drama

 

Chaos spilled over into the boardroom, where Bobbit and KHFC CEO Fireballer were seen engaged in a heated argument. While details remain murky, sources claim Fireballer was heard shouting, “You’re not Vince McMahon, Bobbit! Stick to the script!” The tension only grew as security personnel were called in to keep things from boiling over.

 

Locker Room Showdown

 

Things turned physical when Team Ramirez’s vice-captain, Lodi, nearly came to blows with members of Team Bobbit, sparking a near-brawl in the lobby. The situation was diffused by the surprising intervention of old veteran Burns, who, despite his age, stepped in to separate the feuding factions.

 

Ramirez, visibly frustrated, blasted the entire fiasco, declaring, “So we’re just making up the rules now? What’s next, drafting mascots?” He further hinted that Bobbit might be engaging in foul play, suggesting the rogue draft picks were paid hefty sums to team up.

 

Security Called to Calm the Chaos

 

With emotions running high, KHFC headquarters was swarmed by security teams to restore order. However, fans outside the building seemed to be enjoying the pandemonium, chanting “KHFC! KHFC!”and even placing bets on who might throw the first punch.

 

What’s Next for KHFC?

 

As the dust settles, the question on everyone’s mind is: What happens now? Fans and players alike are demanding answers—and possibly a referee for the next board meeting. Until then, one thing is certain: when it comes to KHFC, expect the unexpected.

 

Stay tuned for updates on #KHFCMadness and #BobbitGate.

How does the alternatives work? Can we try recruit anyone we want for the final spot ?

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10 hours ago, Fireballer34 said:

Allow me to welcome our 31st participant in the tournament, James Listerman! One more needed to expand the format.

I hereby officially reserve the 32nd spot for a yet to be announced participant as is my right according to page 69 of the rulebook.

You guys are gonna like this one.

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8 hours ago, ToshLodi said:

How does the alternatives work? Can we try recruit anyone we want for the final spot ?

 

7 hours ago, embalmer said:

 

Bobbit´s doing it, so i dont see why not?

 

5 hours ago, FlatSky said:

I hereby officially reserve the 32nd spot for a yet to be announced participant as is my right according to page 69 of the rulebook.

You guys are gonna like this one.

You guys can try and recruit people for that last spot, and if you get 2 I’ll drop out and become an alternate. However, you can’t just put someone on your team, announce people if they can participate and once we have 32 (plus hopefully two alternates, if we can’t get 2 I’ll just see if a couple people can create a second fighter to fight in the org normally and be an emergency reserve) then we can start the rest of the draft. 

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28 minutes ago, Fireballer34 said:

 

 

You guys can try and recruit people for that last spot, and if you get 2 I’ll drop out and become an alternate. However, you can’t just put someone on your team, announce people if they can participate and once we have 32 (plus hopefully two alternates, if we can’t get 2 I’ll just see if a couple people can create a second fighter to fight in the org normally and be an emergency reserve) then we can start the rest of the draft. 

I’m confused, what’s the draft for? Are we just adding the alternates/extra team members we find into our team - As Bobbit did with a couple guys ? Which I have no problem with btw just dont know what the fucks going haha 

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21 minutes ago, ToshLodi said:

I’m confused, what’s the draft for? Are we just adding the alternates/extra team members we find into our team - As Bobbit did with a couple guys ? Which I have no problem with btw just dont know what the fucks going haha 

No, I don’t want to just add the guys to teams because if someone gets CK and someone else gets a noob that’s not fair. Currently, each team has 14 players for 28 total. You guys can look for people if you want to expand to 32, and once we have 32 participants we will do the rest of the draft, starting with Team Bobbit’s pick.

The reason I allowed him to pick Jay Lawrence (even though I had no warning beforehand) was because it was the first alternate pick and since I was the other alternate and am Willian to drop out once we find enough people, I figured it wasn’t harming anything so I let it slide.

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