The Wombley Arena press conference room in London was packed to capacity as noted con man Mentor Guruland announced the upcoming matchup between Synchronicity LHW champion Just Whymer and his own, second-rate champion Arthur MacRobertson the Younger. As the two fighters faced off, cameras flashed, and Guruland rubbed his greasy little palms together, however, a crash was heard. Seconds later, a clearly intoxicated Pekka Toivonen burst through the door like a paint-covered, mullet-clad, Soviet af