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Me need train time , you primary to close , I no take fight now , u mad bro u jelly bro , come at me bro , but only when me train more first ... ... Ducky Chan

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this already, but I think that adding a "call out fighter" option would be great for post fight interviews. This could be done by entering the fighter you want to call out's ID into the option and that manager and the org owner would receive a message. Tell me what you think!

I like to eat pumpkin pie. But not only on Thanksgiving. Thank you for your time.

Some of my guys needs to come out to Elevator music. Because they seem to always be going down.

I haven't had any sponsorship offers in probably a full 12 months on any fighters........ I randomly got 4x $1 sponsorship offers today for a few of my guys with fights really soon. I guess after Mike made the ability to permanently embed a link to the sponsor's company page from the fight, now they come crawlin out of the woods!!!!!!!! Lolll Anyways; to make some purpose to this thread I want some $1 sponsors. Since sponsors don't actually give anything in this game (from my experiences), I am looking for sponsors with COOL LOOKING LOGO's!!!!!!! That is all that matters to me. You can be as sleezy a business owner as you like, as long as the logo is attractive I will represent. If I like you're logo's, I will set my fighters to thank you when they hopefully win their fights. And by logo I mean thumbnail. THe thing that shows up on your fighter profile. Willing to do long term if the thumbnail is sexy enough Pretty much just extra exposure for those who care. If there are any

They didnt want to eat french toast anymore

Hi all, im Matt and I've been playing for a couple months now after I had to move to a place with no real internet. I had to find a good browser game playable through a phone, and I googled for MMA sim games playable via browser. So happy I found this game, just wish I had started sooner. It is tough playing solely through a phone but I find it all the more rewarding. Wish I could become more involved, unfortunately without a keyboard that is very difficult. Thanks to Mike for being nothing but polite in the corrospondence I've had with him, it has made me strive to have great fighters and support the game through VIP. I look forward to many great fights!

No, it's actually not. There has been a few threads about what he has been doing. He picks up FA's, sets a match up, cleans out there money, and then releases. The match is always within timme before the next FA pick up so no one can change the sliders - which he's set to lose. He does this with around 3 FA's a day. He is probably rating himself. No achievement here.

HONEY BADGER R MY HERO, Now i'll create a fighter named "Honey Badger The Badass"

On a related note http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Hi everybody i'm very old but enjoying the game.

Mike with K1 coming in would it be another good opportunity to look at seperating elbows from knees in the clinch? I still find it very frustrating that in order to throw an elbow that might be say 'Remarkable' I have to either soley aim for the head or also accept that I'm going to be throwing some 'Woeful' knees to the body as well when really I might just want to punch to the body and elbow to the face. I'd love to see this seperated for K1 and MMA fights.

Cus, did you read what I wrote? I'm not against K1 being added. I was just expressing my concern. And what I was talking about is a standup MMA guy having a big disadvantage against a K1 fighter. My standup MMA fighters have a lot of points in defensive ground stuff, but pretty much nothing in offensive ground stuff. So it's gonna be my inferior standup vs their superior standup. I probably should just shut my mouth now, because it's turning into me whining about something that I don't even really care about that much, and something that admittedly is kind of irrelevant to the whole conversation. And like I said before, I will adapt to it with my future builds and training.

Maybe we should limit the number of K1 specific fighters for each account. This could be a way of adding additional fighters slots to the game as well. 15 MMA fighters, 2 K1 fighters.

No concerns about too many fighters will switch to K1? Because im sure a lot more managers train their guys in Box/MT than wrestling/BJJ.

Great point. It would obviously be much easier to create and train a fighter strictly for K1, I could see there being a larger group of managers making all their guys K1 than you expect Mr. Tycoon.

Since this is an mma tycoon, I think the k1 should give less hype compared to mma, also limited signing bonuses/base/win pay we don't want mmatycoon being taken over by a majority of k1 orgs, I love and agree that k1 should be added, but if fighters can make the same money fighting K1 as MMA people will start taking the easy route and train 2 secondaries instead of 4, there has to be some kind of negative for choosing to fight K1 maybe putting a cap on hype/pop? limiting payouts for k1 fighters we need mma as the main playing field, otherwise it could turn into..... www.K1tycoon.com

My names Matt, Im 28, Ive been watching UFC since the beginning (thanks dad) Im a huge MMA fan, combat sport fan, combat fan. Did 2 tours in A-stan with the Canadian Armed Forces, now I own a construction company. I used to train MT and BJJ but free time and bad knees has put and end to that, so I mostly just roll with my 3 year old who passes to side control and full mount and drops elbows like a pro. he's also developing a wicked active guard hahaha. Ive been playing the game for a few months, I think im doing alright, I still need to learn the ins and outs of the sliders, and the new training system, tickers, triggers etc have me a little confused. Love the game! Matt http://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=49945

I wish all managers were this forthright, my blacklist would be so much easier to manage.

Hello. My name is Tom, I am 41 years old and hail from Canton, Ohio USA. I have been a fight fan since I was very young. I started boxing when I was 8, started taking martial arts when I was 12 and have fought over one hundred fights. I was going to go pro when I was 36, but real life got in the way. Had some health issues when I was 38 and that pretty much ended any dreams of a return to combat sports. Been a big fan of combat sports for ever but really got into MMA when Spike TV started having UFC fights on and TUF. I have been playing this game for about two and a half months now, and while I am not great by any means I am improving and I am definitely hooked. I came across this game while bored shitless and looking for a replacement to my boxing sim game that went down and hasn't recovered. Glad I found this. This has got to be the best fight sim game on the web right now and I am loving it. I am also a big fan of the fact that you can if you so choose start your own company. The fan based companies are a great feature of the game even if I have no real desire to run a business.

Hey guys, I just started the game on Friday, and I'm already obsessed. I've been a MMA fan for a long time, but really became a hard-core fan during the last six years. I've always been a big fan of sports simulators and fantasy leagues. I've been on mmaplayground for a quite some time, and used to spend a lot of time playing Online Eastside Hockey Manager leagues. I'm just glad that I've found something that really has a combination of all my interests! I'm shocked I didn't find my way here sooner =) I've been reading this forum non-stop for a couple of days now, and look forward to learning from all of you.

I tend to cut people from my organization if they dont answer fight offers, however I do usually send a max of 2 emails before I do that.... and also yes you could just leave a space to still not send a comment, but that tells the org onwer you are taking the time to avoid helping the org owner understand the reason for declining the fight, also a canadit for release. Just my opinion

- - - ! ! ! THIS IS A TYCOON HYBRID COALITION BROADCAST ! ! ! THIS IS A TYCOON HYBRID COALITION BROADCAST ! ! !- - - Guess what time it is boys and girls.... That's right! ...... IT'S "SMOKE'N" HERB EVERYDAY TIME ! ! ! ! After leaving Vicious Fighting Championships in St. Petersburg back in March, "Smoke'n" Herb decided to move to Los Angeles to join his team, and management in preperation for a run at the title once more. Recently signed by World Fighting Championship (L.A.'s #4 Org.) Herb has set his eyes yet again on the Bantamweight Title. In an org. which is growing with talent daily, Everyday is presently climbing the top 20 fighters list as quickly as he ever has before. Growing up in Jamaica, Herb studied Jiu Jitsu at an early age making a name for himself by being the first purple belt to ever come from Jamaica. After winning many Jiu Jitsu tournements around the world, Herb signed with Icon Revolutions in St. Pete in Semptember of 2009. Everyday then left all of the comforts that he called home (and the warm tropical weather) in order to make a name for him self in the brutal, icy-cold and unforgiving tundra. Herb started off his career at the age of 22 years old, and with nothing more than a little wrestling experience and a purple belt. He hit the cage with a force, winning 6 fights in a row in less than 22 minutes, and did I forget to mention all of them by submission (kimura, arm triangle, brabo choke, RNC and an americana? When asked to step up at the last minute to take part in a Superfight only two weeks after the toughest fight of his career, he jumped at the opportunity to fight and hopped on the plain to Los Angeles with injuries, fatigue and all. His opponent was Masato Takaya, a tough as nails fighter who liked to finish fights, the problem was Herb was injured, that didnt stop him from trying, he fought his heart out but was eventually finished by strikes. That fight taught Herb a valuable lesson, you can't rely on strictly your Jiu Jitsu to get the fight to the ground. He decided to try his hand at the featherweight division for a bit, where he had a little bit of a hard time gaining momentum. Although the fans loved his do or die attitude because he was either there to finish opponents, or be finished trying, he just seemed to have a rough time staying consisant in the featherweight division. A few armbars and a RNC later, Herb was set to take on the Featherweight Champion Vaner Galiev (15-2). Galiev was the undisputed alpha dog in the featherweight division, and he literally destroyed his competition with his deadly Jiu Jitsu game, but that night Herb's ground game proved to be the best in St. Pete. He took Galiev down early and had him in trouble, but Vaner managed to survive the round somehow, when round two began Herb took him down quickly and managed to catch him in an armbar. Galiev has since been on a hiatus since there fight in Oct. of 2010! Herb has since gone (3-2) with his only losses coming from (11-0) Ado flame, and (11-0) James Toney. With 19 fights to his credit, Herb Everyday has become a legend in the sport, he has fought some of the toughest fighters that St. Pete could offer him in 3 different weight classes, he has won all 13 of his wins via a spectacular submission (7 different sub's), has a fighter opponent record of over 211 wins, is currently ranked the #7 bantamweight in all of Los Angeles and has fought for the title 4 times already in his career. Herb Everyday is already a legend of Randy Cotoure status, but his time is not up... No, in fact he feels like his time has just begun, all the fighters coming out of THC right now are looking unstoppable. Word on the street is that Herb has spent the last 2 1/2 months here training in Los Angeles, and that rumor is indeed correct my friends.... Alrighty ladies and gentleman, this is the moment that you all have been waiting for, the return of "Smoke'n" Herb mother-fucking Everyday! ! ! ! Everyday: Heeeyyy mannn's, and woaahhman's!!! Jahhhh!!! One love, god is good! Sativa! Sativa! Reporter: Herb its a pleasure to meet you, your a legend to the sport! Everyday: Jah! One love, its a pleasure to meet you too my friend. I'm no legend, jus a man who is tryin to do what he love to do in da name of Jah and Cannabis Sativa... Medical, medical.... Reporter: Thats right, you must love living out here in L.A., we have all the bomb medical marijuana, and the tropical weather.. You must love it here.. Everyday: Medical marijuana man, it make trainin da bes I ever done. In Jamaica you dont need a doctor to get ya herbs, but here you jus say oh, I hurt my hand or sometin and day be like, give me $50 and you can go get yer reefer from some place... Its a crazy experience man, I love da cannabis Sativa.... But uhh, ya man, da wedder here is real irie man, global warmin at its best man.. But I wont lie, it much better dan da tundra... Da best part beside da reefer is having my team here in L.A. wit me, and my famlee is here now too, dats a huuuge bonus! Its been real good da lass few monts or so... I have been learning like I was a kid again, its like I found out how to live again man, its real good... Reporter: What have you and your camp been working on the last few months? Anything in specific? Everyday: I been working on every area of my fightin man, I got knocked da fuck out a few times in da pass, so I spent lots of time workin on makin sure dat dont happen again haha.. I mean I can tell you dat every area of my game is improvng man, dis last two months away from fighting was whut I needed, I cant even tell you... Reporter: Rumor has it, if you win this fight against Josh Matic, you will have an immediate title shot against the Bantamweight Champion Rolles Rubio (7-2), can you confirm any of that? Everyday: I was told dat I would get an immediate title shot for my firs fight, but den I was offer to fight Josh Matic. Dat dude is my nex opponent, and I plan to fight him like its my title fight. I feel very good man, I been working on my striking de lass few years, nobody got a chance to see what I can do wit it yet, I also been workin my wrestling so I think Rubio will be in trouble when we meet. Reporter: So it sounds like you have your hear set on fighting Rolles... Rubio is also a submission fighter, with little other than a strong brown belt to back him up. How do you see the two of you matched? Everyday: I dont wan to get do far ahead of my self, but man I been preparing to fight him da last two months, so when they told me to fight Josh I was like "ey man, you irie or someting"? But whatever man, I do what my bosses tell me to do, Braveheart tell me to fight Ghandi, I will fight Ghandi haha... As far as Rubio go, I tink he would make a better fish taco then an opponent, just kidding (Rubios fish tacos are a California restaraunt). I tink I would be da right man for da job of beatin him, I tink my wrestling is betta, my Jiu Jitsu is probably better, my stand up is definately better dan his, I tink I could beat him wherever da fight go. Reporter: Well, we know you and Rubio would make an excellent fight, what do you think about your opponent Josh Matic? Tomorrow the two of you are set to square off, both of you are coming off of tough losses, and both of you have a lot to prove. Everyday: I tink dat da dude is taken a little lightly, he has some experience, and from what I hear he has knock out power, so you know I wont be takin him lightly. I watched his tape and he looks like his weakness is da ground game, so I will be looking to take advantage of dat when da opportunity to present itself man. Reporter: So are you going in this fight to get another submission win? IS that your plan? Everyday: Does a stoner need ganja? Hell ya man, Im looking to win every fight by submission, its what I love to do, but if I should happen to knock you da hell out, I wont be complaining about it I dont tink. Reporter: Well good luck Herb, you have the support from your fans, your team and your family, I think that should be all that you need to win this one buddy. Best of luck... Any last words for your opponent? Everyday: Jahhh! One love until da cage door closes, "Smoke'n" Herb Everyday is coming for any man who stand in da way of da Bantamweight belt. I will snap your limbs, or put you to sleep, you gonna need do eat through a straw for a week. Praise GOD!

INTRODUCING: TAKEHIKO "BUKKAKE" TAKAKI (9-2-0) Takehiko was recently picked up off the free agent list by new manager Brandon Loveladdy from the Tycoon Hybrid Coalition in Los Angeles. Takaki has an impressive (9-2) record and lost the Honor FC Featherweight Belt back in February in what some thought might have been a rigged fight, as Takaki went for nothing but takedowns the whole fight under orders from management. After leaving his manager he was quickly picked up by Brandon Loveladdy, who was quoted to have said " Bukkake is one bad mother fucker, I don't know what kinda B.S. went down with him and his old manager, and frankly, I dont give a damn. On behalf of the whole THC team we all humbly ask that he wont kick our asses haha"... Word on the street in Los Angeles was that Takaki had moved from Japan to L.A. to train with the T.H.C. fight team in Los Angeles, and the other news was that he was moving up Welterweight! Welterweight, wait a second didn't Takaki start his career in the Bantamweight division? That's right boys and girls, Takaki is now beefed up and ready to take on the Welterweight division. Standing a solid 5'10 & 175lbs, Takaki has made a name for him self with all of his highlight reel head-kick-knockout's, and his never say die attitude! Takaki was recently given the nickname of "bukkake" due to the fact that teammates said his style was and I quote "in your face,...its like everywhere I looked I saw something flying at my face... it was intense"... Lets take the time to talk to Tycoon Hybrids newest warrior "Bukkake" Takehiko Takaki! Loveladdy: Hey buddy, I am so glad you are a part of our team, your other manager has no clue what he is missing out on haha.... Takaki: Yes, he do not know what he missing. Loveladdy: Takehiko, your english is much better than it was when we first got you out here. Its only been a couple months, and you havent stopped impressing me yet.... Takaki: Thank you master Loveladdy. I learn much English from you and our team, but also much from watching Bruce Lee movies when I was younger... Loveladdy: Hahaha! Well, no matter how you learned it, Im proud of you bud. Takehiko, you recently were awarded belt promotions in every discipline of your MMA career, over the last 2 1/2 months, you managed to improve your boxing, your got your Karate brown belt, you were promotoed to superb in wrestling and a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu.. On top of that, you did it while settling in from moving from Tokyo, while adding 25lbs to your stature, while enduring a new strength and conditioning program and while dealing with the news of what happened in your homeland. You are one hell of a bad ass my friend. Takaki: Learning is what I do, it is what I love. Life is about growth, spiritually, physically, your mind body and soul in union working your way through what we percieve as "life" while inside this shell that we call a "body." As for my people in Japan, I am saddened by the reaction of America, and those around who call themselves compassionate. I left my country only weeks before the earthquakes destroyed everything I loved. My family is now missing after the Nuclear powerplants leaked near my home... Loveladdy: Tell the people where you came from, your backgound in martial arts. Also tell them about your gift... Takaki: I train in Osaka Japan, I learn Karate while I was young child. After many year of Karate, I start study in Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu. Many years I train all areas of martial arts, until I was offer my first MMA fight in July of 2010. After I soon sign with Honor FC in Vegas, I flew from Japan to vegas for a year, 6 fight later(and 4 headkick knockouts later) , I had title shot. I defend my belt 3 time, on the last fight we all know what real happen. My gift is not just my gift, it is our gift. I have been do meditation for my whole life. I can speak with the people of the light, its no big deal really. Anyone can do if they put mind to. Loveladdy: Its a little bit bigger of a deal than you are letting on to Takehiko hahah! But thats okay, modesty is in your nature. It's time we talk business bud, the people want to know how we have been preparing for your entrance to the Welterweight division, and for your title fight! This camp we worked really hard on improving any areas of weakness, my specialty is to look at a fighter and see what holes they have in there game, and then fill them. With Takehiko, we were really lucky because to be honest, he is the perfect human being hahah... Takaki: Perfection is a state that cannot be found using violence, though I undertand your sentiments exactly. The main improvement you will see in my overall game is my conditioning, it is at an all time high. I have been lucky enough to train in one of the best gyms in the world, with some of the best fighters in the Los Angeles area, and also have had the luxury of having top notch training partners, which has helped me to excel in ways I never new possible. Loveladdy: Is it me or is your english getting better by the paragraph? Oh well.... I digress.. Ill give you guys a little breakdown on my boy Takehiko here, because nothing I can tell you here is anymore than you could get from studying tape, Takaki is a whole new level of fighter so my description will surely not serve him to much justice. Okay first off and formost, he has a brutal kickboxing game! "Bukakke" is one of the best kickboxers I have ever had the privledge of having on my team, and as you may or may not know earned the moniker "Bukkake" from being a full frontal assault type of fighter. He does not hold back, and he kicks HARD. On top of that he has solid hands, we have been working on getting his boxing up to the level that most of the guys on our team have, so that has been an area of focus for me. I have been working with him to have a diverse attack from the outside. We have worked on his jab first, then on straightening out his punches, his timing, and diversifiying attacks from different angles, and of course, last but not least combos. For every kick that lands we want to start seeing 1-2 punches with it, either before to set it up, during to blend it together, or after to seal the deal. When it comes time to go to the inside, Takehiko has been known to have a brutal greco roman base. I personally worked with him on his clinch control to give him some pointers on the double underhooks and man, I didnt have to do that. Takehiko has dirty boxing comparable to someone like Randy Cotoure, the fact that he has such a solid clinch game has given him the ability to be a gamer when it comes to fight planning. It also helps to add as a buffer zone to to keep fighters in the line of fire for that left high kick by distancing himself from his opponents through forced seperations. His ground game is a whole nother story that we will save for a later date. Thanks for taking the time to see who Takehiko Takaki is, prepare your self for the future!

DiGNITY PRESENTS DiGNITY 7 OTAKTAY vs. COOL Ahiga "The Smallpox Avenger" Otaktay (13 - 5) is the current DiGNITY Bantamweight Champion. After cleaning out the bantamweight division and leaving no survivors, Ahiga Otaktay called out a special fight; Ahiga wanted to take on none other than DiGNITIES 145 lb Champion, Willy Cool (6 - 1). Cool who is currently on a two fight win streak, defeated Ahigas training partner and long time friend Ogg Nogg, who is currently ranked in the top 200 of the lightweight division, and is presently riding him on a dominant two fight win streak since his loss. The defeat of Ogg Nogg back in February really upset Ahiga, Otaktay possesses a warriors spirit, and truly follows his native american background. Members of his team are his tribe, and he protects those in his tribe with all of his heart, soul and mind. Over the last year Otaktay's life has been in a constant forward moving state of evolution. He found his long lost brother (and training partner, Hesutu Nayati), married the love of his life(now Tits Otaktay), became the DiGNITY Bantamweight Champion, and now he is set to avenge the loss of one of his best friends, and in the process could very well win the DiGNITY Featherweight Belt! Doing such will potentially propel Ahiga Otaktay up the PFP rankings! Cool is coming into this fight with 6 wins coming in the first round, and his last two fights being two of those six. And then you have Ahiga Otaktay, who has not lost a fight since January where he lost a decision to (16 - 6 - 1) Wendell Deifendorf. Otaktay has only been defeated one time by something other than a close judges decision, and that last loss was back in May of 2010! Although Ahiga has recieved chriticism for winning most of his fights via decision, it has never been for lack of trying... Ahiga does what it takes to avoid taking damage in fights, after all isnt the point of a fight to win without taking much damage? What you dont see enough action? Otakay throws an average of 30 punches per fight, 40 kicks, and as of lately, also an assortment of knees, elbows and some dirty boxing... Still not enough for you? Well I guess you dont know shit about fighting then... On paper these two warriors make the perfect matchup! It's your "typical striker vs. grappler" match-up. Otaktay has a solid edge in the Boxing department & a very large advantage in the Muay Thai department. On the flipside, Cool has a solid edge in the Wrestling department, and a rather large advantage in his JiuJitsu game.... Willy Cool has only lost once, and to a superior striker... I'm interested to see if history will repeat its self this evening.... Tonight, Ahiga is testing him self for the first time ever in the Featherweight Division. All 18 of Ahigas proffesional career have taken place in the bantamweight division. Will his size difference cost him? Or is he prepared to make a statement? I would have to say that the Pre-Fight Weigh Ins would answer that question! Ahiga came out first to make weight, the fans let loose a roar that I had never heard before... Ahiga smiled, a sly smile, but a smile none the less, I have never in my lifetime seen Otaktay smile at a pre-fight weigh in, come to think of it, I dont think I have ever seen him smile before. He calmly walked up to the scale, began to take off his trunks, and his shirt and shoes... The fans, and a few ladies began whistling for him as he took of his shirt... Ahiga was looking ripped, he was huge, he made an easy weigh in at a perfect 145 lbs, although rumor has it he will be fighting at around 152lbs as of tonight. The crowd really loves Ahiga, it must be that he is the champion, or maybe they like the way he looks at 145... Next Willy Cool entered the room, and immediately the tension in the room reached a boiling point, Ahiga as if he had laser vision had locked eyes with Cool the second he stepped on the stage. The crowd could feel it, he walked up to the scales and weighed in, a perfect 145. He walked over toward Ahiga where the two would square up for the press, and for the fans. Right away Willy said something to Ahiga, we are not sure what it was, something about his family.... The bottom line was this, Ahiga had already been excited about unleashing on Willy, but that comment set it off. Willy rushed in pushing his head into Otaktays face trying to bully him, and Otaktay responded quickly by throwing Cool off of him. Cool nearly smashed org owner Gary Coffey as Ahiga reacted so quickly it was like a dog fight! The fans began chearing, and chanting something.... First in-audible, but as the commotion on the stage began to settle, it began to be more and more clear.. They were saying "Warrior, WArrior, WARrior, WARRior, WARRIor, WARRIOr, WARRIOR!" until the hole place was in a frenzy. The stage crew quickly tried to get everything back to normal, as I am sure that Hayashi's Lounge in Los Angeles has not been that excited in a long time. The crowd that had already gathered on a Thursday morning was impressive, I believe over 1500 people were already in attendance at the weigh in, and rumor has it Hayashi's loungs has been sold out for a week! Well we know the bad blood was in the air, but it turns out something else was in the air too! Love, and a new found state of happiness for our dear friend Ahiga Otaktay. At the press conference after the weigh ins, the press, and a few lucky fans as I am sure that you could imagine, had a few questions for him. Random member of the Press: Ahiga, rumor has it you are planning to knock Willy out, is that the plan? Otaktay: Hello everyone, thank you for being here. Ummm, you are rather quick to ask questions.. haha okay, I will answer. I am planning to fight my fight plan, do what I have train to do. My team and I have a very good gameplan, we feel that I can do this plan very well, and this plan will lead to Willy Cool's first knock out... MMAMAGAZINE: Is it true that your teammate Ogg Nogg, who was defeated by Willy Cool is going to be in your corner for wrestling tonight? Otaktay: You people in the press have strange information, no, Nogg won't be in my corner tonight, Nogg helped me train this camp to prepare for Willy, tonight I will have Forrest Loveladdy in my corner for Jiu Jitsu, my brother Hesutu Nayati for wrestling, Don Key for MT, and Phukyorself for Boxing. My manager will also be there, he is my training leader, and gameplan maker. MMATODAY: I heard that Willy Cool mentioned something to you in todays weigh in about your family. After that it looked like that upset you, any comment on all of that? And what did he say to you? Otaktay: He said to me "I'm going to humilate you and your "family", just like I did to your friend"... I did not want to break the news like this, but I will. My wife Tits Otaktay and I are having twins soon. Tits is 4 months pregnant and I will be a father to little Otaktay's. We are having magical twins of some sort. This is a blessing to the Otaktay family, as well as my people. We are both from the same tribe so now our tribe will live on forever. After he Willy said these things, I did not react, he did, I was making eye contact with him since he came into the room, I saw the fear in his eyes when he saw me for the first time. I looked into his soul as we made eye contact, I watched the grey aura that surrounds him glimmer and fade as I stared deeper. The deeper I stared the more he said, then he came rushing in towards me nearly head butting me, to avoid getting cut I quickly reacted and through him the other direction, nearly crushing my good friend and boss Mr. Gary Coffey, sorry about that Gary! So you see he did not upset me, I am in a new place in my life. Fear, and pain, frustration and doubt do not enter my mind. I know that Willy is very excited, but he needs to let go of his doubt. I have been watching much tape on my opponent, and one night I had a little to much of the Master Kush and got into a deep meditation, in that vision I watched Willy as he was defeated once in his life, that was by a striker by the name of Diago Sanchez. In the vision I realized that he was in fear of what was to come, he had his only loss come by someone with lesser skills than I possess. And this has been eating away at him. I have seen how this fight will end, and I cannot tell you because that would ruin the suprise. MMADAILY: Ahiga, let me be the first to say congratulations to you and your wife on the news of your children! I had a few people back in our office that wanted me to ask you, are you a modern day prophet? I mean seriously, we think your so frickin cool man! Kick ass! Wooooohhhhwww!!!!!! (The Audience and Press then exploded again) "Warrior, Warrior....." Otaktay: Thank you, thank you, for many years I was doubted by my fans, and not given any respect. But I want you all to know that I dont need your respect, you dont need to idolize me, or any other fighter or public figure. We are all people, respct and idolize the ones who bring great change in our culture, and in our societies. Stop paying attention to the false prophets, and the false icons, its time to open your eyes my good friends. Violence is not the answer, it just happens to be the only thing I am good at, so I get the results I want out of my own blood, sweat, and pain. I appreciate you all for standing by me, just remember that you are the next idol, not me! "Warrior, Warrior...." Otaktay: Okay, I will say something. Tonight will be the beginning of the great change that is to come, the awakening is hear and the hour is upon us. To the lucky few that managed to get seats to nights event, I promise I will do everything within my souls ability to provide you with your entertainment, and I will remind you that you can do anything in this world if you believe in your self! "Warrior, Warrior, Warrior, Warrior.................................................................."

Tycoon Hybird Coalition Premiere "He Who Wrestles Like A Hornets Nest" Hesutu Nayati 20 year old Hesutu Nayati is the younger brother of top bantamweight Ahiga Otaktay, seperated at birth they reunited 2 years ago to begin there mixed martial arts journey together. Nayati grew up in New Mexico where he learned to wrestle at the age of 3. Growing up in a wrestling family helped young Hesutu become the "Pure Weight Champion of his Elementary school. After dominating the older fighters, he was offered the opportunity to be home schooled in order to train wrestling more full time and compete in the 125 lb division. At only 13 years of age, Nayati was already achieving local hero status, as he was one of the first Native American children to be globally recognized for his accomplishments in the wrestling community. After losing his first match which also cost him the national title, Nayati decided that he needed to bulk up, and soon after was scouted by the states top high school where he began a strength and conditioning program to prepare for his freshman year. Over the summer the strength and conditioning program, combined with his natural growth due to puberty pushed "The Wrestling Hornets Nest" to 152lbs of lean muscle. Also during that summer camp, Nayati was introduced to Greco Roman clinchwork, and he fell in love. For the next 4 years Hesutu went undefeated, gaining trophy after trophy along the way.... After High School the option was on the table to go to Penn State and wrestle on a full ride, instead through random chance, Hesutu was told to go to a MMA fight to see this "bad ass indian" dude fight one night when he was in vegas for a competition.... That night changed his life forever. Hesutu Nayati went to watch Sin Cities top Mixed Martial Arts Orginization Synchronicity's SYN 134: More Damage Done. He had great seats, only a few rows back from all the celebs, toward the end of the night there was the last preliminary fight, "The Bad Ass Indian" vs Chris Mayo. It was a great fight, with Otaktay using his typical muay thai brawler style, in the late part of the second round Otaktay landed a jab, cross, leg kick combination that lefy Mayo realing, he was all over the place, then boom! Otaktay landed a left hook from hell that knocked Mayo nearly out cold. As Otaktay mounted Mayo and put him to sleep, Nayati felt something, something he had never felt before, that he was not alone. At that moment Ahiga Otaktay looked upon the crowd with a devlish grin, and the two made eye contact for the first time 18 years. After meeting Ahiga after the fight, Hesutu knew, that the two needed to be togther forever, and to be brothers once more. 2 years have passed since that chance encounter, the two are still nearly impossible to seperate, and have taught each other so much about martial arts Ironically Ahiga Otaktay grew up a brawler, with no wrestling and grappling experience, and Hesutu grew up with Greco Roman wrestling, and never through a punch until he started to train MMA. Hesutu has had two years training in the Ferocious Training Center in Los Angeles, and now he plans to show what he has learned... Introducing, future legend perhaps? ... Hesutu Nayati! Hey guys, thanks, thanks... I dont know about being a future legend, that is a little to premature... haha. I have spent my whole life studying wrestling, and then I saw my brother fight, and I was like "this is what I have to do with the rest of my life", it changed everything. Its like I was driving a car with square wheels my whole life, and then one day someone told me that I could have been using round ones.... The first thing I did when I got into the gym was get schooled by everyone who trained there, I became everyones wrestling/grappling/sparring parter. I basically got my butt kicked for 7 hours a day, 6 days a week. I learned quickly that my Jiu Jitsu was pretty good from all my years of wrestling, and then I mainly learned that my wrestling was getting way better, I mean waaay better. I was able to mount everyone, I cant describe it, we have top notch training partners, but no one could keep up I just kept learning from everyone. Ground and pound came realy natural to me, so do submissions, I dont know, the bottom line is this, everything is going perfectly. MY ground game is where I want it, and getting better daily, and my striking is growing leaps and bounds... My first MMA fight is against 8-11 James "Iron Fist" Martin. I think its a great first fight for me, he has lots of experience, and a decent all around game. My camp and I believe that I have the tools to retire him If I fight smart, and live up to my training. So, ya, thats it for now... I look forward to living up to creators plan, and I hope you all appreciate the ride. Thank you, and god bless!

DiGNITY 4 REDEMPTION PRESENTS THE RETURN OF YOUR LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RONALD "THE BUTCHER" MCDONALD A little over a month after litteraly destroying (8-2) "Fastball" Justin Roza to take the lightweight DiGNITY title, "The Butcher" now must take on DiGNITY's top prospect (9-0) Tommy "Disco Dancer" Deco. Ron Don will surely have his hands full as he is taking on the #4 lightweight in all of Los Angeles, none other than HCC's former champion. On paper this fight looks like a nightmare for McDonald, but Ronald has come out on top of worse situations as he was born in blood, and baptized in fire. Ronald McDonald joined Synchronicity after his 19th birthday, and only his 3rd pro MMA fight where he managed to go 4-2 in the arguably the toughest organization in the whole world. After leaving Syn. Ronald joined Gary Coffey and the team of DiGNITY to take a run at the lightweight belt, the only problem at the time was he had to get through Justin Roza who was on a 8-1 tear through the division. In that fight McDonald executed a brutal, yet effective gameplan... stuff 21 out of 22 takedown attempts, avoid Roza's assault, and punish him with an accurate assault from all angles. Enough of my take on things, why dont we let your Lightweight champion speak for him self and answer some questions sent in by the fans... Ronald, where did you get your nickname? Original, well... I grew up with the name Ronald McDonald which basically set me up to be the brunt of everyones McDonalds jokes. I fucking hate jocks, let me explain. I dont believe in factory farming, and the culture that McDonalds supports. So basically fuck all of that shit. I stand by my beliefs and will take them to my grave. Where was I? Oh ya, my nickname.. Well I feel that Ronald McDonald the clown that represents the "Mickey D's" company is a fucking joke. They should try making commercials that show how many fucking animals that fucker kills a year and see how many people think that happy fucking clown needs to get his throat slit. So anyhow, I feel like the image of Ronald McDonald is that of a fucking butcher, not a clown. So once I cut the living shit out of my opponents faces and got a couple of wins via cuts, the nickname stuck.... Next. Ron Don, excellent finish in the last fight. Are you upset that the crowd didnt give you a higher fight rating? I thought it was a bad ass win! Thanks, Im glad somebody knows what the fuck is up. Often times MMA fans dont know shit about martial arts, so they dont know what they were watching. If you pay attention you would notice that Roza was trying non stop to take me down to grind out the win. So if I went all fucking wreckless I would have set my self up to get takendown, and then the crowd would have had to watch him dry hump me for five rounds, well fuck that. If you guys want to watch two guys lay on one another for 25 minutes turn on TNA impact or whatever it is you mindless dial tone faced fucks watch to entertain your pee sized brains. So ya, I went in to that fight, took the cautious approach and fucking punished the shit out of Roza for three rounds. I knew my gameplan was working early on, so I kept with it. Thats what fighting the top dogs will do for you. Half way through the third round we clinched up and I let loose one of my elbows, that started the bloodbath. Did I mention I fucking love making people bleed? After the cut opened up over his eye I caught him with a knee and that was it baby. So fans, you fuckers need to start to respect the sport, half of you dont even know what the hell is going on. You or the judges for that matter... Assholes. Tommy "Disco Dancer" Decco is your next opponent, hes my favorite fighter! Did you know hes number 2 in Los Angeles? Do you really think you can beat him? Really? What are you his disco dancing partner? Give me a break. I fought the guy a little over a month ago, come to think of it, I fought the top guy for the last 3 years. I have not taken any easy fights. Tommy Decco is just another guy who I need to beat so that I can be the best. IT seems to me like he has beat a bunch of so so fighters, I can see he has good management, and that could have a lot to do with his success. I think Tommy's gameplan is fairly one dimmensional, I dont see him suprising me in any way. HE is your typical grappler, the only thing I am excited about is the fact that all of you can suck my sweaty fucking nut sack when I win. Then all of your bull shit talk will mean nothing, actions always speak louder than words. Dear "The Butcher" you are my favorite fighter in the world, what is your favorite move to use in fights? And why? Thanks! Kick his ass! Thanks, I never really get to much fan mail. That means a lot to me... Well, let me see.... I love elbows and knees personally. I love using the wizzer to gain control and then launching elbows and knees up the middle. I am a sucker for blood, like I said... If I could brush my teeth in human blood, and bathe in it and all of that I would be a happy man. Plan to see some of my favorite moves Sunday night. Ronald, if you manage to beat Tommy Deco you would be ranked one of the top lightweights in Los Angeles. What would be next should you win? Lets, get this straight, I will win. Quit is not in my language man. When I beat Tommy Deco I have been doing lots of thinking, I have been considering moving up in weight. I think that I would be better suited at 185lbs, or maybe 170. For my frame, and my style I think I could do some damage at a larger weight class. So when I get the W Sunday night, you can count on seeing me start adding some weight and considering a move up. I do not fear any fighter, some guys want the east way out, and want to fight the smaller guys. Fuck that, I want to fight the big guys and kick the living shit out of them. a lot of guys talk shit, I like to fight. Save the shit talk and fucking fight you pansies! What do you think Tommy Deco's biggest advantage will be on fight night? I think the biggest thing for me to worry about would be his takedowns, and his ground and pound. I have spent a lot of time drilling escapes from the bottom position. And I think I have what it takes to scramble and punish him if he gets me down. The truth is the I have faced tougher wrestlers, and I have stuffed most of the takedowns. In this fight, I plan to stuff them all, and then hurt him bad. He has not faced anyone with striking in the same level as mine. I know he will feel the difference when I hit him. He will slowly fade and his gameplan will disintigrate with every strike that lands... I have beaten better men, and I will beat many more... My advantages will overwhelm him, his striking needs improvement, and I think he will realize that after this fight and he will be a champion in the future. He will just not be a champion while im in the same division haha... I have been doubted for to long, no one is going to walk over me. If you think im your fucking stepping stone you are sadly mistaken. Im so confident in my team, and my self that I will be giving 50% of my win bonus from this fight to the Animal Liberation Front so that they can launch an all out attack on McDonalds. Vegan Power!

DiGNITY 4 - REDEMPTION Presents the Premier of Don Key vs. Miami Funk 4/10/2011 Don Key is one of manager Brandon Loveladdy's next future prospects... After getting signed by Brandon, he spent 2 years training in the THC Ferocious Training Center, along the side of fellow top fighters in Los Angeles' number 2 ranked alliance. Key is completely unknown in the mixed marial arts world, and surely all of that will change come Sunday evening... We here at MMAGAZINE wanted to bring you the scoop first on this future beast... Lets spend some time with the man known as "Donkey Style" Don Key. MMAGAZINE: Hey Don, I have been looking forward to meeting you for sometime now. I personally am always excited to see the new fighters that are constantly emerging from your alliance. It seems like more and more beasts are leaking on to the top of Los Angeles rankings from your camp... Im sure Brandon Loveladdy saw something great in you, or you wouldnt be here today, having had your expenses paid for the last 2 1/2 years to train full time, they must see gold in you my friend... Tell us, how were you discovered? How did you go from an unknown to an up and comer out of one of the top alliances in the world? DonKey: Well my friend, its sort of a long story, so I will make it simple. I was living in Columbia, my family was not the most wealthy. Most people who lived near me either got into gangs, or into the cocaine businness. I didnt want to take either of those roads. I got into Karate when I was like 7 because my grandfather was a blackbelt who came from Brazil... I was an only child, and my parents were murdered when I was young by a gang, so he put a lot of time into my art to keep me from joining a life of evil. At the age of 16 I won the championships for the junior division and I was immediately offered a scholarship in Thailand to go to a private school and learn muay thai, so I did... At the age of 18 I was a a Thai kickboxing champion. It was around that time I met senor Loveladdy. He was very kind to me and let me live for free in Los Angeles and train at his private gym. Mr. Loveladdy spent so much time and money developing my style, and I feel like Sunday I will be able to make him, my grandfather bless his soul, and my family proud. MMAGAZINE: You litteraly went from nothing to something with your martial arts skill. I would be proud if I were you, not many people could have made it this far. So would you say your style is more Karate, or Muay Thai? DonKey: I am very proud senor. My style is still being developed, my wrestling is the least developed, so Mr. Loveladdy has had me working on a few things to fix that area. My backround in martial arts is based around my compact frame, I am very stocky, not to long like some fighters. So I have much power, I learned to throw kicks at a young age, and I ended up with the nickname of "Donkey Style", because everyone say I kick like a donkey. So when I went to change my name after my grandfather passed away, Don Key seem like the only thing that was right. So my style is a little crazy, kind of like Muayrate, a combination of Karate stance, and self defense, with the attack of muay thai. MMAGAZINE: Sounds like you will be a lot of fun to watch. You did say however that your wrestling is your "least developed" skill, in this next match you are up against a fighter who has an advantage in the grappling department, as well as an edge in experience. How do you think this will effect your performance? DonKey: I dont think it will affect my performance, in the last two years I have spent much time working on every area of my fight game. I have been competing since I was a very young boy, and I have been winning for the same amount of time. My team and I have studied his tape, Miami likes to work relentlessly to get takedowns, then go crazy and get stood up, or reversed and start over again. I dont really think anything he does anything special on the ground, and in this case, I think I have the better wrestling. When it comes down to the feet, where every fight starts I think he will be in deep trouble. I hope he knows that I have been waiting for 3 years to go full force in a fight. Sparring sessions are not the same. I cant go into a sparring session and try to kick my teammates teeth down his throat. So, I have been holding back a bit. Come fight night, I will not be holding back. And if he takes me down, I will no doubt get back up again and put the hurt on him until he either quits, gos to sleep, or the fight is stopped. If you take any guy from our gym, any fighter at all and compare them to Miami Funk, you would quickly realize that I have battled much tougher beast 6 days out of the week for the last few years of my life. And before that, I was battling just to stay alive. I had to fight in tournaments just to pay the bills, I have been doing this my whole life. MMAGAZINE: Well Don Key, I hope this is only the beginning of your rags to ritches story! We here at MMAGAZINE wish you the best of luck Sunday night. We are pulling for you... DonKey: Thank you for your time, and for learning about my "donykey style" haha. Do you have any special request finishes you would like me to go for? MMAGAZINE: No, thank you DonKey, haha. Special requests? Wow, awesome! How about head kick knock out? DonKey: MY specialty, or at least one of them. See you Sunday night friends!

MMA World, I would like for you to meet our new friend "The Magical" U Nicorn ! ! ! Unicorn hails from Mystical Rainbowland which is located in the Vatican (Holy See). He actually looks like a Unicorn, he was born with a head shaped like a Unicorn head and came from a Catholic Nun that was magically and mysteriously impregnated. Is he the second coming of the messiah? Perhaps an alien baby? Or did some nun get knocked up? We will never know, but we do know this, Unicorn looks like a Unicorn, and thats pretty cool, and bad ass! MMAGAZINE: Unicorn, tell us, you come from the Vatican, yet you managed to be a bad ass fighter. How in the hell did that happen? As a matter of fact... Let me start over, your a walking miracle, explain your self!!!! Unicorn: Good day to you fellow human. Tis a wonderful day for an interview with the likes of an individual as splendid as your self... Hmmm....hmmmm, well I was born from a nun that was magically impregnated, so that was pretty interesting, and then I grew up in the vatican. This may offend some people, but the truth hurts. I learned to box by keeping the priests away from me. I was in the focus of the catholic church from the day that I was born, so needless to say I had my share of touchy feely old dudes trying to get next to me. By the time I was 18 I had knocked out 12 local priests, soooo things went bad quick for me. I was soon kicked out of the catholic church and people denied that I was born. It was at that time that a gentelman by the name of Brandon Loveladdy met me while he was on vacation, he saw me fighting off a group of tourists that were trying to take a pictures of me . They all call me freak boy, or Unicorn fag and stuff like that. It does not bother me as I have accepted who I am and what my purpose is in life. I have been put on this planet by Neptor of the planet Triblon 7 in the Nartikularix galaxy. He put me here to bring a reckoning on man kind using lethal punches and an all out physical assault on all those who stand in my way. MMAGAZINE: You are either a living miracle, or you have advanced schizophrenia. Either way, its pretty damned cool. So, Brandon Loveladdy scouted you out at 18, and you have been training MMA for the last 3 years right? Unicorn: It is acceptable for an earth person like your self to fear the truth. You all have been programmed by your society to fear and deny all that puzzles you.. YOur time will come, my people will join us soon. They must first gain clearance to enter the planet from "The greys" as you people call it. MMAGAZINE: Your tripping me out man. Will you answer the question? Unicorn: Unicorn as the earthly beings call me, has been a student of "mixed martial arts" or combat as I call it for 3 years. Before that I have been fighting since the day that I was born. Before my spirit entered this 50% human body I was a 350 year old Triblonian, I was the greatest warrior in our galaxy. But once I offended our king, he sent me to live a lifetime on earth as the son of a nun. I have been training in combat for 371 years now... MMAGAZINE: Okay, sure... So what happened in the last fight? You went over to fight K-1 in Tokyo and got knocked silly in a little over 5 minutes... where did your 371 years of fighting experience go then? Unicorn: You try fighting in a cage when you used to fighting with 0 gravity for 350 years. Ya I had 21 years to learn how to fight on this planet earth, but I am still in my tadpole stage in this skin... MMAGAZINE: Have you ever seen a psychologist? Unicorn: I dont need to, I can read minds... my people use telepathic powe... MMAGAZINE: Righhhhhhhhhtttt. Okay so what am I thinking about right now? Unicorn: If I said it aloud you might end up in what the earth beings call a jail. MMAGAZINE: Your good, okay, maybe you are 50% alien. How do you plan to use your powere to defeat Michael Halo next week? Unicorn: Well if we were on my home planet I would use the lack of gravity to fly around him and then tear his head from his shoulders severing his head from his spine, after that I would offer his spine to my king as grattitude for our existance... But since we are on earth, I will most likely watch for his takedown attempts attempt to knock him out using fists, elbows, feet, shins and knees. MMAGAZINE: Seems like a safe game plan to me.... Well, I better go prepare for the alien invasion now, so thanks for taking the time to do the interview Unicorn, you are truely one crazy, but maybe magical son of a bitch. I would not want to be your opponent next Sunday. Good luck.... Unicorn: I would like to give a shot out to my main girl Chelsar, she is the only star that shines through in this dirty piece of crap universe you humans call the "milky way", what a perverted name choice for a galaxy. You earthlings are fucking strange. Oh and dont worry about the invasion yet, you still have only 19 months left. The mayans were right, they are with the egyptians and a few others right now..... Peace out earthlings....

DiGNITY PRESENTS - OGG NOGG (5-1) vs. WILLY COOL (4-1) FOR THE DiGNITY FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE 2/27/11 Ogg Nogg recently left Hilo's EFC for future top orginization DiGNITY after winning his last fight by submission earlier this month. Now with 5 out of his last 6 fights being wins, Ogg Nogg proudly has a record with finishes via TKO, submission and decision. Clearly Ogg Nogg is a force to be reckoned with in he cage. After leaving EFC, Ogg Nogg decided to make the move up to the featherweight division to allow for Ahiga Otaktay his fellow teammate to make the run for the bantamweight title. Now Ogg Nogg faces possible the greatest test of his career as he takes on Willy Cool for the DiGNITY featherweight championship next Sunday. I asked my self, will Ogg Nogg be able to be as dominant at 145lbs as he was at 135? Well in this fight as it turns out his opponent is nearly the exact same height as Nogg (5'6), actually Cool is slightly shorter, but has a few pounds weight advantage. Will the size be a factor in the fight? Will Ogg Nogg gain enough weight to level the playing field, or will he use his smaller size to give him an edge in quickness? I had the opportunity to smoke out with Ogg Nogg at his crib in Hollywood as he enjoyed his day off from an intense training camp... Nogg: Whaths up homie? Yo come insthide already, dont want the neighborths to sthmell my sthweet sthkunky aroma. Blow Rogan: (Sniiiffff) Weeeew, yo dog! Good to see you again my homie! Daamnnnn that shiiiit smells skunky! Nogg: Yeah, Losth Angelesth hasth sthome of the besth chronic around hahaha. Plusth, M.C. growsth sthome of the sthit that he brought back from sthome monkths. That sthuff isth dank! Rogan: Did you say he got some shit grown by monkeys? Thats ill! Nogg: No I sthaid monkths! Dont disthresthpecth the Ogg Nogg! (Ogg Noggs house was beautiful, he had crystal and glass everywhere, he apparently had a thing for shiny objects haha, he overlooked the city with a panaramic view of Hollywood. Fighting must have treated Ogg very very well) Rogan: Dude you said monkeys, bro! (Nogg then threw his shoe at me and it missed and he broke one of his crystal sculptures) Nogg: Dammit man, why you make Ogg Nogg break his crysthalsth! Dat pisthsthesth me off! Rogan: Dude, you just spit all over my face with that lisp of yours. Calm down, lets smoke a blunt. (Blow learned from previous encounters with Ogg Nogg that the only thing that can calm him down when he is worked up, Which he is nearly ALL of the time, is sweet hydroponic chronic) Nogg: Pisthing off da Ogg Nogg by breakin histh chrysthalsths! Ya letsth sthmoke a blunt cracka! (Ogg Nogg then opened a cigar box with pcitures of naked ladies smeared in what appears to be dried up glue all over the box. Inside was at least 20 of the finest smelling blunts that I, Blow Rogan have ever seen) Nogg: Sthmoke disth Blow. (He then lit and began to smmoke the entire huge blunt, when he was done the room was so full of smoke I could barely see him. By the time he passed it to me I had to use the roach clips) Rogan: Thanks Ogg Nogg. Thanks... So, your fighting for the title next Sunday! Are you fucking excited to kick the crap out of that dude or what? (He then opened up the box and pulled out two more blunts, he passed one to me with a set of matches, and lit up his own as he proceded to answer...) Nogg: Well, Wiwwee Cool isth disthresthpecting the Ogg Nogg, stho I isth gonna have to kick histh asthsth! (I then had a laughing attack, Im not sure if it was because I was smoking the finest buds I have ever tasted, or if it was because he just said wee wee cool, It was proabably the combination of both) Rogan: Wee Wee Cool, ahahahah! Ahahahaha! Hoooooo.... ahahahah..oh my god, oh my go.. (I was airborn before I could say god, Nogg had lifted me off of the beanbag I was sitting on and I was flying towards his window about to see what Hollywood looks like from a 400ft fall, when out of no where M.C. Hammer snatched me out of the sky as if I were a human frisbee) Hammer: Chill out dawwwg! Somehow I always no dat when day is doin an interview wit Ogg Nogg someone might end up dead! Woooooohhheeee, you are lucky Blow! Rogan: Jesus, hahahha, (I could not stop laughing, all though I nearly tasted death I was still hysterical over the fact that Nogg could say Willy Cool. I think something is wrong with my sick sense of humor)you almost killed me hahaha! That was exhilerating, man. So where were we? Thanks Hammer... Hammer: No problem homie, Ill be your wingman anyday. But Im gonna sit over here and get high and keep a look out in case you get kill again hahah. Nogg: Dont dsithresthpecthsth Da Ogg Nogg! Wiw-Wee Coolll isth a prethy good ground fighter, I know that when we hitsh the ground, that I will kick histh asthsth, thatsth what I knowsth for sthure! I sthudied histh game, I think that he and I have sthimilar stylesth and you know what they sthay, "sthylesth make fighsth!" Rogan: Hahhaha, woooohhh, oh my godd Wee-wee hahahaha I am so covered in your spit its fucking disgusting, hahaha, you have the funniest lisp I have ever ever ever heard! Nogg: You disthresthpected da Ogg Nogg for da lasth time cracka man! Hammer: Dats it cracka, you did disresthpect da Ogg Nogg, and I aint gonna lets you disthrespect my homie in my home homie, you understand? (I was terrified, I couldnt put any words together) Hammer: Times up! ( I was airborn, this time I was not headed towards the 400ft drop, I was falling and falling and I could not tell where I was headed. Dragons encircled me taking me to a mystical land I had never seen before. There were beautiful people everywhere, was this heaven? Suddenly I felt the falling feeling again, no please dont let me leave this magical place...I opened my eyes, I was lying on Ogg Nogg and Hammers couch) Rogan: What the hell just happened? Nogg: Dude, before I could even pasthsth you the blunt you pasthsthed out from the contact high, you musth have been up for a while or sthomething homie. You need to lay of the drugsth. Hammer and I made a pact that if we both win our fighsth comin up then we will pay for you to go to rehab.... (Holy shit, I imagined all of that... I need help....) Rogan: Well, uh, good luck in your next fight guys.... I hope you guys kick asthsth or whatever it is you call it. ........ TO BE CONTINUED................

DiGNITY 2 Presents the arrival of Ahiga "The Smallpox-Avenger" Otaktay for the DiGNITY Bantamweight Title Ahiga Otaktay recently left Synchronicity to join Gary Coffey and the gang from DiGNITY on there journey to the top org. in Los Angeles. Otaktay is a proud native american with a savage fighting style, and the heart of a true hero. While fighting for Synchronicity Otaktay mangaged to go 5-3 in one of the toughest bantamweight divisions in the whole world! Ahiga is set to showcase his skills against DiGNITY's #6 ranked fighter pound for pound, and Hollywoods own "The Director" Cecil B' Demille. This should be an excellent battle of two true warriors and its certain that the VIP's that could afford a ticket to Wild Bills Bar in Los Angeles are in for a real battle. When we last saw "The Smallpox-Warrior" last week he was saying goodbye to Syn., it looks like its time for new beginnings as 2 weeks later he is taking his well deserved shot at the DiGNITY bantamweight title. I caught up with Ahiga in his bed this morning as I have been sleeping with him ever since we met a week ago at a prefight interview... Tits: Hey sexy, good work in your last fight. Tell the fans how it all went down, I feel like you went out with a bang for Syn. do you? Otaktay: I went out with a bang all right, haha. I banged you, you wild big breasted squaw you! Johnny Davis was tough, but I dictated the pace of the fight, and I came out on top. I took 3 days off to hang out in Vegas and mostly made love to my woman, You. Haha, I dont need my usual 12 virgins a day with Tits. She is the Tits hahaha. Tits: Well thank you you savage you. Back to business, you have to take on "The Director" next week. How have you been preparing for this fight? Otaktay: Lots of sex ahhahaha. Its great for cardio, not to be cocky or anything, but I have been training so hard for so long that I dont have any holes in my game, I now just train all the areas that are my strengths in order to create more strengths. I also began work on ground weapons hahahahaha. Or bed weapons, my ground grappling is much improved wouldnt you say? Tits: Your grappling from top position is second to none Ahiga, you have the best top control out of any man I have ever grappled with, and trust me , I have grappled more men than Ricky Martin. Otaktay: Thanks Tits, but I dint need to know that hahaha. Tits: Your a regular Magic Johnson your self, well minus the AIDS so I wouldnt talk hahaha Otaktay: That is funny, but wrong, you turn me on. Tits: Gotta get back on track, how do you think the fight will go next week? Otaktay: I will kill him, plain and simple. I plan to go savage on him, I want to take home a scalp to place on my mantle. Tits: I cant take it anymore, ravage me my indian lover. Tear my tee pee open with your love buffalo! This is the last night you get some untl you become the champion, so get ready, get ready!

that would be pretty cool, like High School, college div 1,2,3 (NCAA), and olympic that is a good idea

Make me type something when declining and I will just let it sit there untouched. A declined fight is tons better than one that just sits there.

Obviously beat Org on the move was Hellbent acquiring Illuminati and Vendetta then the epic merger with Syn. :-P

Ryan Minard has 155 at the moment which is about as high as I've ever seen. You can see the full list on the comp rankings

Fair play, that's impressive and not really something that can be manipulated as far as I'm aware. Comp ranking might not always be the greatest indication (A couple of QFC's can throw it out) but anyone with a low one certainly deserves credit. Is TDiddy still around?

Im not sure if I should start a new thread but I try it here. All trophies that you have doesnt show up on you manager profil page beacause of limited space to 2 rows of trophies. May I suggest that you put a third row of trophies in? Or if not a third row there is actually space to lengthen the trophys space to the right so it goes under the Spoiler / News and Logout links. EDIT: Moved it to improvements.

Justin Bieber.

She can wiggle her toes at me anyday