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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15344379345650.jpeg "Doctor" Zharvakko Ulfzaar 200 IQ Genius Perfect Physical Entity What up college dropouts! You meatheads should bow down to your 200 IQ overlord right here. Since I am a fair and just gentleman, I'd like to offer on all of the fighter wanna be's in my group bracket a chance to drop out right here right now to avoid having major injuries that will come from when I beat the living shit out of you dumbasses. If any of you numbnuts thinks that you have a chance on beating me then you'd better stop thinking coz you fart sniffers don't have the brain to think for yourselves anyway. I'm fucking 6'4 270lbs of pure fucking muscle with the blood of the legendary Voljin Ulfzaar flowing through my veins. I'm a fucking 200 IQ genius that got a medical license on all of the fields that is known to man. From counseling your alcoholic parents back to being functional, from being your girlfriend's gynecologist and maybe I'll even get to do your nose surgery after I broke it from my jabs. Bottom line is, you shit faces got nothing on me. This is my fucking world and you bottom dwellers are just an extra. Stop dreaming that you have a chance at this tournament and better fighting some debuting 18 year olds right now coz you morons are no better than them anyway.

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14237644496792.jpg Marcus “Loose Cannon” Behnder Born in Flin Flon, Manitoba to struggling Grain farmer John Behnder and his wife Mary. They were never what many would consider “well off” but they did make ends meet. During his adolescent years Marcus spent the majority of his spare time when not in school assisting on the family farm but even more so on the outdoor rink his father made for him every winter. During the summer months Marcus would spend time in the old barn where he had set up a make shift gym for himself. His father John was a former Junior hockey star in his hometown who was destined for greatness in the NHL when a freak farming accident ended his playing career far too soon. However as Marcus grew older his interest in hockey grew more prevalent which made John proud and gave him a chance to live vicariously through his son. Marcus loved the grace of skating and the thrill of scoring but the part of the game he loved most especially was the physical nature of the sport. Throwing a crushing body check and seeing his opponent crumple to the ice or squaring off at center ice to determine dominance is what fueled his desire to play the game. Let’s be honest, Marcus was never going to be a Superstar player but he had enough skills to play with the big boys. As he moved on into high school he was drafted by the Brandon Wheat Kings not because of his on ice abilities with his stick, but because of his prowess when it was time to drop the gloves!! Every team has a need for an “Enforcer” to patrol the ice and protect each teams top players, and Marcus was especially good at it. But as his body grew and Marcus gained more and more strength he lost focus of what his job was and began to lose control at times and go over the top, no longer was he squaring off at center, now he was using anything he had in his arsenal, whether that be a two hander across an opponents neck, a skate blade on the face, a kick to the back of a leg or the most heinous and forbidden act in all of hockey, the hit from behind. These acts began to wear thin very quickly on his coaches, fans and most importantly his father who had always played by the “code of honor” and had held a great deal of respect for all players whether they be team mates or opponents. A 3 game suspension then became a 10 game suspension which then ultimately saw Marcus receive a lifetime ban from the WHL as his craziness simply was not tolerated in a league full of promising young high school kids who had their entire careers but more importantly their entire lives still ahead of them. Almost before it began his hockey career, like his father’s but for very different reasons seemed over. Marcus was 19 and seemingly without a future, he began training MMA at a local gym which was little known at the time but becoming increasingly popular not only in Manitoba but around the world as fighting was what he loved to do the most, but it didn’t pay the bills. By now he was on his own as his parents had decided if he couldn’t respect the game or more importantly respect his own father after numerous talks to plead with him to tone his antics down went ignored then perhaps he needed a lesson in life, tough love many call it so he was sent packing. His training was going good and his coaches repeatedly told him how amazed they were with his learning abilities and progress. However training simple didn’t put food on his table or a roof over his head so he jumped at the chance presented to him the day he received a phone call from an old friend who had been working in of all places, Russia. The Russian KHL league was on the lookout for players and they paid very well as in their minds they wanted to compete with the NHL, most knew that was only a pipe dream but Marcus wanted a chance to redeem himself and get back into his father’s good books so he jumped at the chance, what he didn’t know or realize is that the KHL was becoming more well known for their crazy on his brawls then for their talent and abilities in actually playing the game. Marcus suited this style perfectly but as his past accomplishments had shown, they made for a very short stay because of his over the top decisions proved too dangerous not only for him but for all the other players in the league, and ultimately he gained himself another lifetime ban, like his WHL career, his KHL days were numbered seemingly before they even began! Marcus had honestly wanted to make a go of a career as a player not a fighter but the urge when on the ice was too overwhelming for him and he was unable to steer clear of the same outcomes that had plagued him previously. Once again Marcus found himself without a future plan, and direction or goals as all previous ones had been shattered by his unstable and unbalanced abilities to discern right from wrong in what amounted to a “game” how would he keep himself on the straight and narrow in the real world. No longer was Marcus 19, now he was 24 and continuing his training in BJJ and wrestling as the most enjoyment he ever had in life was beating someone down until they cried for mercy and begged him to stop!! Marcus had begun to become acquainted with more and more influential members of the MMA community when a chance meeting with former Cab dispatcher turned fight manager Louie DePalma changed his life forever, or so we are lead to believe. Louie was thrilled with the heart and desire displayed by Marcus during their brief encounter and was hooked by his story, knowing full well the risk involved in taking on such a loose cannon, he believed he could reel him in and make his sad story into a worldwide success story!! Louie had been driving the bus behind a great tournament that he was organizing and was confident, even in a short span of time he could round out his abilities and have him ready to begin competing against other virtual unknown amateurs for a chance at claiming bragging rights and a shit load of cash!!

This will be the official bookie for the upcoming League of Leagues tournament. http://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8498 As well as offerimg odds on every fight, I hope to provide entertaining updates and stats.

I know you are used to disregarding the rules and there being no consequences. There is a difference, though, as this isnt run by Mike, and you ignoring the rules isnt going to fly. Are you saying that unlike most of us, who will abide by the rules and submit our fighters by the 18, as per guidelines, you do as you please? Id say if you dont submit by the 18- you can keep both of your fighters to yourself and stay out of this tourney.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=338167 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w23.jpg Giuseppe 'Puppet Master' Healy The question as to whether or not his moniker is deserved is questionable. Half Brit, half Italian, this conniving Euro-ster has made his career in the 'amateur' scene within the southern states of the US, where he has wowed and manipulated crowds with his talent at disguise. Once a gargantuan 280lb white beast, another time lithe and speedy. Yet another time, a black man of distinguished technical prowess and, yes, even once a long-limbed Asian man. Many within these Southern states have gone to bed in wonder, racking their brains to figure out how he accomplishes such deeds. Those of a higher IQ within the particular region feel nagging seeds of doubt as to its plausibility. Those of average IQ or even slightly less in the rest of the parts of the world cotton on immediately ... hence Giuseppe's lack of branching out. Until now.

Hello and welcome to the first ever episode of... KEYBOARD WARRIORS LIVE Sponsored by MMAtycoon - become the ultimate keyboard warrior Today on our debuting episode of KEYBOARD WARRIORS LIVE, I repeat in caps again although I'm typing and you've already read it so I have absolutely no need to type it again KEYBOARD WARRIORS LIVE we will be bringing you delicious fight news from all around MMAtycoon. BREAKING NEWS FIRST UP Most popular manager ever to grace MMATYCOON.COM UniConor has returned Most popular manager ever to grace MMATYCOON.COM UniConor has joined KEYBOARD WARRIORS Humors AKA Purple Aki AKA Edgars' sister is still cute! LoL confirmation date for your fighters is coming up 18/8/18 don't be a little bitch and forget More updates to come... Our first and only story is a story of significant importance in the Tycoon universe: Alliance TBA turns into Keyboard Warriors But first a quick into into the members of the alliance Alex K. - Former #1 manager in the world - He ascended to tycoon stardom immediately after joining, some say it's because his extra digits help him slider his fighters faster giving him a +13% efficiency boost, others say it's because he's half polar bear. I say it's because of his massive bear cock, it intimidates the RNG to always give him the edge, especially when it comes to Chris Karter. Rodrigo Costa - A real veteran of the game, it's hard to see this man outside of the top 10 rankings ever or even outside at all when you consider the beauty of his 23 year old ex student and current girlfriend. 'Legend' does not define this man... 'Professor Swag Daddy' does. What a fucking legend. What a fucking gimpy beard. Prince Mitchell - Not everybody can create a thread on the forums and have all multi's exposed within a couple days but this man can! This MMAtycoon Australian shit stirrer will expose your deepest darkest secret.... He's found plenty out about Karter's mum already. Aylib 2.0 - Why is he Aylib 2.0 why is he not Aylib 718204748.0 because that's how much he's better at this game than you? The master of the midgets and the master of modesty after making me delete a whole portion of a big dig swinging post - what a great guy. Louie DePalma - Louie is one of the longest serving members on MMAtycoon, the beard is making a comeback and so is he. A true org genius and the host of the LoL tournament. He has about 150 million stashed and some hot daughters so is totally worth sucking up to or sucking off as JB already has. Vincent Valenzio - Biggie Smalls died (spoiler) it was a shame but it isn't a shame that he was reincarnated into a Canadian, call me poppa? More like call me a musical genius, set to become a slider genius. He also cooks really, really well. The C Bomb - I am the single most popular manager ever on Tycoon, there is story behind how I earned my pink belt.... But you don't deserve to know. If this thread gets 20+ rep then I'll tell it. Luke Plouman - I asked Luke what he wanted me to write here but he's too busy hustling VIP in the dark alley of MMAtycoon, he sells a lot of VIP and will sell you VIP if you want or of course don't want VIP. He has a very beautiful girlfriend which is a mystery that keeps me up at night of how he acquired her, maybe I should get in contact and ask if it's consensual.... Yeah I'm gonna do that. JB 90 - Catch him on Monday's lifting up his dress and showing passerby's his ankle, pay well and you might a stroke of his furry thigh. We call him a drag queen, he corrects us by insisting we call him the Swag Queen. I have no idea how he managed to impregnate anybody.. it's another failure of Northern England's sexual education. Vladimir Kutznutzovff - The nerd of the group, usually sweating over fight results like a paedo in a playpark and smiles after a victory like a paedo in a playpark. He got jealous when the sorting hat gave his girlfriend a better sorting than he ever could, a real fucking pufflehuff or whatever fucking nerdy shit it's called he loves magic and incantations to make little boys and girls chase him to platform 9 and 3/4 Grand Magus - The man who got me to stay on the game, my sweet prince and sensitive soul. He will engineer something so grand it will stand the test of time... but for now I'll help him with his sliders. With many more to come, who will be able to stop this runaway train of awesome sauce and sexual promiscuity? Find out next week on Keyboard Warriors Live!

No. What?

Strikes attempted, (strikes landed), %of strikes attempted landed. The coloured bit is a graphical representation of the numbers.

Granite chin and only 5% morale lost......happy with that

Yes that is what I read. Have been following the thread closely since and did not see anything about a final date to submit your fighter until much later after I was already booked for the test event. Going by the "feel free to test" part + several weeks until tournament start + the test event being advertised in this thread without any protests at the time I could not possibly imagine signing up for it would be an issue. I was messaging Camara about cancelling, but we got an ok from Louie eventually so all good an not seeing why people are arguing about it now..

Since you're calling people morons, perhaps you should stop and use your brain. Why would there be a creation confirmation date if you then had another month for testing?? That doesnt even make sense, you make yourself look so stupid, first by dodging all the multi accusations and then to come in here and bitch about rules. We know you dont care about rules Jackson Wink, but come on.

If anyone wants to test I still have plenty of room on the 20th .

You are good Blake. I love how 2 people kinda called you out on this thread and immediately dodged fighting you during my test fight. We could have awarded "Best Dick Tuck" already haha

Yeah this is what we discussed. Thanks Louie, I was just trying to help as you needed 2 guys with org availability. I honestly thought I could book an event 3-4 days after org creation but learned it was 7 days during this exercise. If you chose to stick to he original rules I would have been happy to cancel the event. The org has exactly 0 Hype so no biggie. My guy: Dimochka Rasputin (338144)

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15298815388473.png Amir Dada "Chill out kid, I'll kick your ass in the first round, you're not as good as kuklinski"

I hereby confirm that Blakephoenix is a massive wank-puffin

I would say don't change anything because 101 is a fairly average to low IQ. You could give him maybe 5% SHIG but I probably would not. High IQ helps fighters when they're on the ground so you don't have a great subs guy on your hands but should be fine as a striker.

Zed ain't sweating that Brown belt...

We had 6 days to test. 12-18th. Camara started that org and contracted LoL fighters without any permission or go ahead. In my opinion you should be stuck with the figher after signing with an org that had nothing to do with the tournament. At any rate, the month you speak of was for training, not testing. Given that you probably read this post from two or more accounts, surely you should be familliar with the rules.

Yea for 1 22Y or older its useless, thank you for all the tipps

I have forgotten a lot about the game, but I think I've had inexperienced show up and couple fights later a decent hidden showed but nothing extraordinary like KO or chin, but something like heart. I may be wrong as I am getting old

Yeah that is how it works. Inexperienced basically means your other hiddens such as Chin, KO Power and Heart are below the threshold required to show up on the TOTT

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Noooo man look at my screen name

http://www.mmatycoon.com/vipexchange.php -- posted 1.5 million for 12 months vip if anyone interested or let me know a price and will post it up, looking for 1 yr vip also for another member after mine.

Also Balance for maintaining top position. There is no cap yet..

Since this is "off topic" I'll post about it here. For 6 months now I've been working on a dark comedy Novella called THE CARROT MAN. It's now in draft 6, even draft 3 had a couple beta readers, so GOOD LUCK finding a spelling mistake =) It's a Fyodor Dostoyevky-esque comedy, but with more edge. You could call it Fyodor Dostoyevky meets Howard Stern // Dice Clay // Joey Diaz. It's 15k words or 83 Kindle pages. Here is a link to cover + desription: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36060797-the-carrot-man?ac=1&from_search=true ====================================== When a 30-year-old neurotic Swede moves into a filthy apartment — he gets the shock of a lifetime: his roommate is a carrot. Not the kind you shred and put in a salad with peppers and onions. No, but a real life, living, human carrot — the saggy kind. As his own depression spirals out of control, he starts hating his roommate for being everything he’s becoming. Lazy. Ugly. Broke. A human vegetable. Dishes build up in the kitchen. The bathroom looks like a garbage dump. And the mailbox? Doesn’t even have his name on it! And the cherry on top of the cake is that his roommate will not, under any circumstances whatsoever, take out the garbage. This bothers him to no end and he develops elaborate plans to force his roommate to act. He fills up the garbage bag with smelly things and goes for “mini-vacations” to his ex’s house. When even this fails he snaps — his roommate is about to become the last ingredient in a giant batch of carrot soup. ====================================== Sounds interesting? I got it in Epub + PDF format and can email or send over facebook. I'm looking for all kinds of feedback, just your honest response/whatever comes to mind. Respond in thread or send me a DM! /Theo, aka: BALLS Manager

Poppycock codswallop hereby re-confirmed.

The first post already says creation time of a week. Not our fault you can't read. Maybe you should ask your 'brother' to read it for you.

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Well since there aren't any restrictions at all I'm guessing just about every ground fighter in this thing will be Elite wrestling to be paired with a black belt or red belt so I think being as new as I am even my best fighter would be out of his depth so while I'm interested I think I'll pass.

Training is only 50 a week i own my own gym.