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Monsieur.Camara

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  1. Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara: I'm coming back for my SMASH belt ! I've had 2 absolute WARS already with Yes Man Sanchez. Could not pick a harder opponent for this ! Camara vs Sanchez 3 is gonna be FIREWORKS ! The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Camara lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Camara creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Arteta's defenses. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gif Arteta is rocked! Camara lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Arteta to his knees! Camara keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ibrahim Camara! Ibrahim Camara spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
  2. I just woke up. We have a third Blue Heart user and maybe moar , this is no good for my OCD.
  3. I told Mike to not worry about the Timezones that nobody cares if a plane ride from Miami to NYC takes the same as a plane ride from Hilo to NYC. He hasn't replied since, maybe he is thinking it who knows. Maybe some pics from the Loureda sisters can help us in our quest
  4. I guess he didn't learn the ropes and nobody really assisted him last time heh?
  5. Alright so today I had an epiphany ... I was watching "The Falcon & Winter Soldier" and they talked a bit about "The Blip" , you know that 5 year period when Thanos murders half the galaxy and then they reappear. My girlfriend was making (or at least trying to) a parallel between THE BLIP and this PANDEMIC that has been going on for over a year. The question was simple.... the answer not so much. What were you doing right before they sent everyone home? right before THE BLIP ? 2 words: GOAT YOGA Her basically: So I explained to her that no I was not doing GOAT YOGA, I had gone to the mall eat lunch and they had a GOAT YOGA event. This was all new to me and I wanted to know what the fuzz was about. Plus they had some really hot chicks in Yoga Pants. And then it happened. We received the alert and everyone was instructed to go home for what would be the original 2 week lockdown. March 12th, 2020 was the date. It happened around noon. Since then the world has changed, masks for everyone, restaurants closed, work from home is the norm, no social events, no sports. It's kinda crazy but we adapted. It is amazing how resilient the human being can be. I'm gonna have to look into this GOAT YOGA event when we get back to normal and the malls reopen. I have some pictures I took that day lol will post them when I get a chance. So what were you doing right before all this Covid madness started?
  6. incorrect I ran out of votes around noon today lol they don't refresh for another 8-9 hours
  7. YOU HUNGRY? I know it's kinda far but we have this restaurant on the Island, best Pho in the Tycoon universe. p.s. avoid the Cream of Sum Young Gai , it's super sketch
  8. Speak for yourself Barney , WE? there is no WE? Dan's thread about those apps has as many silent promoters as it has loud detractors. Just sayin man, this narrative doesn't have the data to back it.
  9. OP's original posts have as many "likes" as he has "dislikes". Methinks he does have a point and the jury is about 50/50 on this one. Aristotle in da house? DAFUQ G-UNIT ! Ma naga
  10. those are insanity lol !!!
  11. Alriiiiiight Following popular demand this will be the Official OnlyFangs Page for yours truly Ibrahim Camara. Here we will talk about all things non Tycoon related, cars, food, wine, womenz, stocks, you name it. If it moves the needle Camara knows about it ! If it moves Camara wants to bang it ! Just like OnlyFans you will get the inside scoop on all things Camara minus the sketchy pictures (no he will not show you his SCHLONG !) Stay tuned !
  12. Grumpy pulls this one on me all the time lol This last time I knew exactly how it was gonna go and how this would activate in the 5th and still I could not stop it: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1031198 We had a good laugh after the fight
  13. God I really suck at Geography. I keep thinking that because Hilo is technically in the U S of A it is in the same timezone as Miami. Mike said that he wants to keep the Timezones intact and I replied to swap Hilo with Miami ... Hilo Timezone ap Google is GMT-10 .. There is also a note Aldotian Standard Time... must do with Aldo I guess. ok now Miami..(basicaly Cuba) ap Google Maps Miami is GMT-4 (Eastern) ok I know this one, this is same as me in real lifez Lamar you might want to take over here, this is the part where I usually piss off Mike not because of ill will but simple, unadulterated.. ignorance. he legit spelled out for me what he didn't want to do and I replied with the same ask Now the 5 cities .... OMG how am I supposed to figure out what are the 5 Cities he mentions. This shit is like an Indiana Jones puzzle for me, should have paid more attention in school. Ok my next step is to figure out these mysterious 5 cities in the similar Timezone ... brb
  14. Ok Mike replied No I did not ask him to swap Rio with Calcutta lol obviously I am just joking Mike replied that it is quite easy to swap cities. I don't want to missquote him plus I referred him to this thread so he can see our exact ask, here is his reply/ this is where the conversation is right meow: The ones now are to keep a nice spread across timezones. I don't want another US city... there are already 5 cities in that rough time area. In terms of actually swapping a city, it's not THAT hard but I dont think it really achieves anything.
  15. He is online right meow I might just pick for the group.. ok so Hilo for Miami and Rio for Warsaw I believe was the consensus right? brb
  16. Alright alright considering so many people are craving for some change POWERFUL FRENZ has given me green lite to bring this up the ladder. I asked my super hot model girlfriend how feasible this is and she told me it was actually quite easy but to not axe to add cities to simply swap existing ones for new ones. She scored a 131 on a recent IQ test flying Air Dubai from Abu's D. to NYC so she knows bestest. Now, hear me out. It is obvious a few cities are a bit stale, and some remain iconic (I would not touch Helsinki out of respect for all the FinnFighters we have in the game for example). So my advise is to swap say .... 2 cities ?? I also don't wanna hear about Texas they cannot even handle 3 inches of snow how they gonna handle 11 inches of Camara ??????? So let me plant seeds w Mike while we keep discussing 1) city possibilities here 2) how many to swap 3)anything else I am missing??? It's gotta be simple, assthetic like Mike says... yes assthetic hmm Cities, fook I failed Geography ... I used to argue w a colleague that Santorini was in Argentina because of Sabatini
  17. I have no idea who this guy you are describing is: "OH MY GOD I BRING FORTH THE REVELATION - REFACE!" guy. The plot (an my chubster) thickens !!!!
  18. I only give blue hearts. Mike added the blue heart option just for me. If you see a blue heart you know I was there. Personally I like the status quo, adds some mystique to the game.
  19. We caught up on the Island with the trio of undefetead Camp Camara killers signed to IXF for a candid interview ! They hold a combined 10-0 record early in the season, a truly amazing feat by the Tri-Champ and his minions ! Sum Young Gai: I feel DISRESPECT ! Humongous: Back to the kitchen ! Customers want your Cream soup ! Kfed: HAHAHA back to wurk BIOTCH ! Let us tan in peace and pick up mamacitas. Sum Young Gai: I fight and win as much as you two FATSOS combined ! I want RESPECT ! Humongous: You pick up fights with bums on the beach, we fight elite managers. Kfed: True dat ! I am still injured from 1 takedown from The Smesher, he thought I was his new wife and wanted to SMESH. Sum Young Gai: But how can I be ranked so LOW ?? In China this would not fly ! I want to go into acting but Island producers won't hire me ! Humongous: Look Young Gai , I make the Pho and you are supposed to take care of the Cantonese stuff. We got customers waiting ! Kfed: I'm hungry bros, but wait a sec.. what movie producers are we talking about? What movie is looking for actors? Sum Young Gai: Rei is back ! and he wants to do REMAKE of an all american CLASSIC ! Humongous: And he wants a 155 lbs. shrimp to star in his movie? Is it a Jackie Chung movie? Crime Story? The Tuxedo? Kfed: Can I apply? Do I need to speak Cantonese? Sum Young Gai: Yes YOU DO ! Humongous: Ok since none of us speak Cantonese it is fair to say we can only do extra work, spill the beans shrimp WHICH REMAKE ? Sum Young Gai: ALL DOGS GO TO OVEN. Kfed: Dafuq
  20. they are excellent avatars. I personally don't like Gif avatars but cannot deny how nice these look. I don't do upvotes or downvotes, I only give those blue hearts so will shoot a few your way to counter the Haterade
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