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  1. Fun fact: at this point in time CMMA is the largest organization worldwide in regards of the number of fighters signed. This is a huge advantage when it comes to matchmaking and ensures that we pretty much always have a good match up for your fighter. Fighters signed CALIFORNIA MMA (360+) (276) World Combat Federation (274) Panda Fights (255) Madness MMA (370K) (253) Stoner Fight League (199) SMASH: The Return (196) Bloodbath Fighting Championship (355k+) (187) Catch Wrestling Championship (166) Odense MMA - Fight Or Die (163) Caged Warriors MMA (365k+) (158)
  2. CMMA 68 RESULTS Rene Lafayette defeats Skop Doner Decision (Unanimous) Zai Druggs defeats Danny Sullivan KO (Strikes) 145 lbs Title Ricky Youngblood defeats Roman Hahn KO (Punch) Joe Exotic defeats Kobe Bryant TKO (Strikes) Rectal Thermometer defeats Gantulga Battur KO (Strikes) Vadik Koslov defeats Za Beast Decision (Unanimous) Damian Dilbrandt defeats Jihadi John KO (Punch) Wietse Dellemans defeats Schuyler De Vries TKO (Cut) Colten Currie defeats Zoo Six Decision (Unanimous) Ilya Kushnirov defeats Rory Schafer Decision (Unanimous) Congrats to Doctor John Zoidberg on the FOURTH consecutive succesful title defense for Druggs. I don't know what you're injecting him with but my boys could use some of that. After much posturing and intimidation Lafayette indeed delivered and now has a very impressive record of 12 wins with only 2 defeats. A reliable source tells us that our betting partner was forced to file for a government bail out after this latest win.
  3. Again a busy week at CMMA headquarters. We are especially pleased that we were finally able to pick up some of those big boys. Thank all of you for signing at CMA and we hope you have a good time! 145 lbs Smack Dre manager: Sonny Muchacho Stefan De Vries mnager: Craig Bobby Ritchie Li manager: Chi Chi Pinocchio Cruz manager: Vsevelod Kaufman 155 lbs Da Lusen manager: Liam Stead Patrik Mustonen manager: Taneli Valkoinen Vahid Azari manager: Misagh Khabiri 185 lbs Craig Watkins manager: Alex Maniatakos Ilya Kushnirov manager: Mit Dm Lester Karnage manager: Blake Phoenix Roberto Fabinho manager: Master Leader Mario Lozano manager: Fran Queza 205 lbs Anderson Werdum manager: Hassan Jassan Dempsey O’Neill manager: Andy Down Leonzar Kennedy manager: Rocco Mediate Pavel Milanich manager: Mit Dm 265 lbs Jonas Majors manager: Julian Turner 265+ lbs Apollo Turner manager: Atticus Turner Dan Donovan manager: Ryan Tyrrell Brenon Conors manager: Scott Davies
  4. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 69 McCrae vs Obaminator City : Los Angeles Date : 17 Jan 2021 Main Event Middleweight World Title +335 Gus McCrae v Barack Obaminator -525 Main Card +150 Frank Morrison v Mental Warrior -203 -400 Sean Harrison v Liam Ghambe +270 +100 Manny Tavares v Darwin Zambrano -133 +167 Ivor Lucero v Moritz Zimmerman -228 -133 Bobby Bowen Jr v Chris Stevens +100 Preliminary Card +133 Havar Bjornbak v Eddie Bjornsson -178 -153 Dennis Grande v Junichi Sasai +115 -228 Drew Barnes v Big Fist +167 +133 Crixus Gladiator v Android Nineteen -178
  5. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 68 Doner vs Lafayette City : Los Angeles Date : 16 Jan 2021 Main Event -153 Skop Doner v Rene Lafayette +115 Co Main Event Featherweight World Title -809 Zai Druggs v Danny Sullivan +456 Main Card -153 Roman Hahn v Ricky Youngblood +115 -376 Kobe Bryant v Joe Exotic +257 -809 Rectal Thermometer v Gantulga Battur +456 -104 Vadik Koslov v Za Beast -127 -115 Damian Dilbrandt v Jihadi John -115 Preliminary Card +245 Schuyler De Vries v Wietse Dellemans -355 -251 Zoo Six v Colten Currie +182
  6. CMMA 67 RESULTS Gholam Estili defeats Antonio Barbosa TKO (Strikes) Denim Game defeats Norman Coldwell KO (Punch) Mustafa Owens defeats Lester Karnage TKO (Strikes) Dempsey O’Neill defeats Riyu Mendes TKO (Strikes) Da Lusen defeats Diego Almanza Submission (Strikes) Shill Gunny defeats Ian Reilly TKO (Strikes) Christopher Nibbs defeats Cyrano Capistrant Submission (RNC) Harry Winston defeats Sokhan Gaki KO (Punches) Tit Titty defeats Charles Foster TKO (Strikes) No decisions, that's nice. I'm a bit disappointed though that there was no post fight interview with Mr. titty.
  7. Pretty sure Mr. Scottie (owner of CMMA and matchmaker) is reading this. But this Barbosa boy tonight is no pussy.
  8. CMMA 66 RESULTS Rod De Minaur defeats Marlon Oliveira TKO (Strikes) 155 lbs Title Roberto Fabinho defeats Dick Army Jr Decision (Unanimous) Bradley Beast defeats Heinrich Klose Decision (Unanimous) Konrad Wagner defeats Fernando Leyva TKO (Strikes) Stefan De Vries defeats The Mass Decision (Unanimous) Charles Murdock defeats Jack Brixon TKO (Strikes) Archy Banoffee defeats Rounin Hashima TKO (Punches) Caio Peieira defeats Frank Lucas Iv Submission (RNC) Riley Hatfield defeats Teppo Taavitsainen KO (Punch) Kaede Mori defeats Oleg Zadernovskiy KO (Punch) Congrats to Igor on his second succesfull title defense. Who can stop Rod?
  9. Happy to announce our new contract signings for this week. Thank you for signing with us and good luck! 145 lbs Spencer Williams manager: Rebel Sith Joe Biden manager: Grumpy Bastard 155 lbs Michael Collins manager: Paul Dengel 170 lbs Dom Walsh manager: Bobby Baccala Korben Dallas manager: J. W. Hardman 185 lbs Hudson Clarkson manager: Cheorge Guvalo 205 lbs Julian Bashir manager: Corey Mcgraugh 265 lbs Richard Rockefeller manager: John Daugherty Jan Klauss manager: Amen Doim Islandiano Islandish manager: Edson Riuns
  10. One thing I'm personally looking forward to in CMMA 67 is the post fight interview with Tit Titty.
  11. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 67 Barbosa vs Estili City : Los Angeles Date : 10 Jan 2021 Main Event +133 Antonio Barbosa v Gholam Estili -178 Main Card +245 Norman Coldwell v Denim Game -355 -525 Lester Karnage v Mustafa Owens +335 -153 Dempsey O’Neill v Riyu Mendes +115 -153 Diego Almanza v Da Lusen +115 -153 Shill Gunny v Ian Reilly +115 Preliminary Card -228 Christopher Nibbs v Cyrano Capistrant +167 -203 Harry Winston v Sokhan Gaki +150 +115 Charles Foster v Tit Titty -153
  12. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 66 De Minaur vs Oliveira City : Los Angeles Date : 09 Jan 2021 Main Event Lightweight World Title -700 Rod De Minaur v Marlon Oliveira +413 Main Card -130 Dick Army Jr v Roberto Fabinho -102 +100 Bradley Beast v Heinrich Klose -133 +100 Konrad Wagner v Fernando Leyva -133 +115 The Mass v Stefan De Vries -153 +506 Jack Brixon v Charles Murdock -953 Preliminary Card -178 Rounin Hashima v Archy Banoffee +133 -228 Caio Peieira v Frank Lucas Iv +167 +213 Teppo Taavitsainen v Riley Hatfield -300 +270 Oleg Zadernovskiy v Kaede Mori -400
  13. CMMA 65 RESULTS Anthony Wayne defeats Donny Platt KO (Head Kick) Damian Tonon defeats Issac Vernon Submission (Armbar) Leonzar Kennedy defeats Chad Bartz Decision (Unanimous) Sanderlei Wilva defeats Dan Averescu Decision (Unanimous) Colin Penn defeats Jim Longchain TKO (Punches) Big Turk defeats Dwight Schrute Decision (Unanimous) Togoldor Artag defeats Bison Jury TKO (Strikes) Tom Skelton defeats Pengworm The Merciless Decision (Unanimous) Head Kick KO. Nice.
  14. CMMA 64 RESULTS Jamal Adams defeats Jian Zhao Submission (Triangle) Jake Smith defeats Silver Bullion Decision (Unanimous) Chakree Somchai defeats Yero Bassole KO (Head Kick) Kamaru Usman defeats Riaan Pierce TKO (Cut) Jan Klauss defeats Diaz Ortiz KO (Punch) Kyle Everette defeats Bob Barnes KO (Punch) Vargas Thompson defeats Nikita Zutis TKO (Strikes) William OConnor defeats Jason King Decision (Unanimous)
  15. CMMA 63 RESULTS Korben Dallas defeats Toby Keith Yrkje Decision (Split) Richard Rockefeller defeats Jimmy Bonez KO (Punches) Billy Blank defeats Rodney Farva TKO (Strikes) Hukkelberry Flint defeats Frankie Fellatio Submission (Guillotine) Yasha Big Mouth defeats Alibek Mamedov TKO (Strikes) Herb Green defeats Dmitry Boytsov Decision (Unanimous) Alphonso Biggio defeats Slomo Rosensteiner Submission (Triangle) Mossimo Hardman defeats Khabib Karelin Submission (Kimura) Erik Eriksson defeats Naftali Waithaka TKO (Strikes) Some surprising results there. You could have made some decent money if you're a betting man.
  16. Again a busy week for our contract department. We are struggeling a bit to find new talent for the 265+ division, but we are pleased with the progress in all other divisions. As always, to all new managers: welcome to CMMA! To all managers that decided to stay at CMMA: thank you! 145 lbs Mika Abreu manager: Hixson Grasee Wietse Dellemans manager: Zoo Wie 155 lbs Zee Land manager: Pablo Spezziale Damian Dilbrandt manager: Doc Dannis 170 lbs Douglas Cardozo manager: Optimal MMA Picks Abdullah Zaire manager: Louie DePalma 185 lbs Rectal Thermometer manager: Grumpy Bastard Principo Adam manager: G Wad Gert Lush manager: Bobb Mogg 205 lbs Tundra Irkutsk manager: Frank Abbott 265 lbs Vsevolod Vorobyov manager: The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase Jan Nycz manager: Peter Halski Alkyoneus Pallene manager: Benjamin Halle Barry McLean manager: Louie DePalma Anthony Lavicci manager: Roberto Vieira Sey La Vie manager : Cysole Dean
  17. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner 2021 NEW YEAR EXTRAVAGANZA Three days of Mayhem Day 1 CMMA 63 Yrjke vs Dallas City : Los Angeles Date : 01 Jan 2021 Main Event -133 Toby Keith Yrkje v Korben Dallas +100 Main Card +150 Jimmy Bonez v Richard Rockefeller -203 -203 Billy Blank v Rodney Farva +150 -133 Frankie Fellatio v Hukkelberry Flint +100 +133 Yasha Big Mouth v Alibek Mamedov -178 +133 Dmitry Boytsov v Herb Green -178 Preliminary Card -104 Alphonso Biggio v Slomo Rosensteiner -127 +285 Khabib Karelin v Mossimo Hardman -426 Day 2 CMMA 64 Adams vs Zhao City : Los Angeles Date : 02 Jan 2021 Main Event -178 Jamal Adams v Jian Zhao +133 Main Card -203 Silver Bullion v Jake Smith +150 +213 Chakree Somchai v Yero Bassole -300 -326 Kamaru Usman v Riaan Pierce +228 -115 Diaz Ortiz v Jan Klauss -115 -115 Kyle Everette v Bob Barnes -115 Preliminary Card -300 Vargas Thompson v Nikita Zutis +213 +100 Jason King v William OConnor -133 Day 3 CMMA 65 Platt vs Wayne City : Los Angeles Date : 03 Jan 2021 Main Event +270 Donny Platt v Anthony Wayne -400 Main Card -178 Damian Tonon v Issac Vernon +133 +245 Chad Bartz v Leonzar Kennedy -355 -251 Dan Averescu v Sanderlei Wilva +182 -178 Jim Longchain v Colin Penn +133 -277 Dwight Schrute v Big Turk +199 Preliminary Card -355 Togoldor Artag v Bison Jury +245 +167 Tom Skelton v Pengworm The Merciless -228
  18. CMMA 62 RESULTS John Carter defeats Crazy Horse TKO (Strikes) Tony Stark defeats Dwayne Jackson Decision (Unanimous) Spencer Williams defeats Middle Finger Submission (Arm Triangle) Kyle Switzer defeats Gert Lush KO (Punch) Dude McWrestler defeats Ferele Athram TKO (Strikes) Hector Gray defeats Giant Zuluzinho Submission (Triangle Armbar) Javier Martinez defeats Nathaniel Bormier TKO (Cut) Anthony Lavicci defeats Gregor Saabo Submission (RNC) Tommy Gunn defeats Ahmad Gulyas KO (Punch) Josh Roughan defeats Jimmer Jones Submission (Triangle Armbar)
  19. CMMA 61 RESULTS Pablo Torres defeats Powder Puff TKO (Strikes) Gaius Marius defeats Ace Leon TKO (Strikes) Richard Morrison defeats Ergun Cerrahoglu KO (Strikes) Maksud Magomedov defeats Phol Hunt KO (Slam) Jan Nycz defeats Msujfnaud Mspomfad KO (Strikes) Douglas Cardozo defeats Lou Valentine Submission (Triangle) Adils Hallbjornsson defeats Sven Torvik KO (Punch) Joshua Jones defeats Bautista Laguna KO (Punch) Kjetil Olsen defeats Wolfgang Hess KO (Punch) Daniel Spong defeats Vsevolod Vorobyov Submission (Kimura) Another fine show lads, again no decisions, just one man standing in the end. Just like it should be. Special congrats to Optimal on getting the slam KO. That must have hurt.
  20. This week we made only a few new signings. After last week's orgy of negotiations it was a bit quieter. I think that a lot of us were occupied with 370k but I also think that managers are starting to fear the high quality of fighters we already have and are trying to seek refuge elsewhere. Be that as it may, as always I'd like to give our new signings a warm welcome. Thanks for signing with us and good luck! 145 lbs The Mass manager: Milo Ortiz Frank Lucas Iv manager: Orce Mojsov 155 lbs Keith Seng manager: Wan Wilder 170 lbs Junior Senior manager: Doctor Chonga George Shoemaker manager: Blue Face 265 lbs Big Fist manager: Nicholas Bowers Joe Biggs manager: Dejan �alac
  21. Coming to get all of them: Kloockz Diesel (370099) Do we have an award for 'best haircut'?
  22. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 62 Carter vs Horse City : Los Angeles Date : 27 Dec 2020 Main Event -104 John Carter v Crazy Horse -127 Main Card -127 Dwayne Jackson v Tony Stark -104 +182 Spencer Williams v Middle Finger -251 +150 Gert Lush v Kyle Switzer -203 +317 Ferele Athram v Dude McWrestler -488 -153 Hector Gray v Giant Zuluzinho +115 Preliminary Card -178 Nathaniel Bormier v Javier Martinez +133 -178 Anthony Lavicci v Gregor Saabo +133 -133 Tommy Gunn v Ahmad Gulyas +100 -115 Jimmer Jones v Josh Roughan -115
  23. CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 61 Torres vs Puff City : Los Angeles Date : 26 Dec 2020 Main Event -127 Pablo Torres v Powder Puff -104 Main Card +213 Ace Leon v Gaius Marius -300 +100 Richard Morrison v Ergun Cerrahoglu -133 -104 Maksud Magomedov v Phol Hunt -127 +115 Msujfnaud Mspomfad v Jan Nycz -153 -178 Douglas Cardozo v Lou Valentine +133 Preliminary Card -426 Adils Hallbjornsson v Sven Torvik +285 +115 Bautista Laguna v Joshua Jones -153 +213 Wolfgang Hess v Kjetil Olsen -300 -104 Vsevolod Vorobyov v Daniel Spong -127
  24. CMMA 60 RESULTS Skop Doner defeats Frank Morrison Submission (Armbar) Spencer Wright defeats Joe Exotic Decision (Unanimous) Moritz Zimmerman defeats Lopaka Tanaka Submission (Kimura) Loukas Kouyialis defeats Bobby Bowen Jr TKO (Strikes) Bibiano Salvador defeats Rich Mahogany Decision (Unanimous) Gator Boudreaux defeats Frank Seeble Decision (Unanimous) Darwin Zambrano defeats Colten Currie Decision (Unanimous) Eddie Bjornsson defeats Drew Barnes KO (Strikes) Tory Hopkins defeats Isaiah Okongwu Decision (Unanimous) Josh Marmalade defeats Crixus Gladiator Submission (Armbar)
  25. CMMA 59 RESULTS Eric Barnes defeats Shawn Michaels TKO (Strikes) 170 lbs Title Anzor Dankovich defeats Havar Bjornbak Decision (Unanimous) Ivor Lucero Greg defeats Sharty Decision (Unanimous) Manny Tavares defeats Kobe Bryant KO (Punches) Rory Schafer defeats Za Beast KO (Punch) Roman Hahn defeats Khizri Aliyev KO (Punch) Punch McDermott defeats Kyle Durston TKO (Strikes) Dean Winchester defeats Reggie Barnes KO (Punches) Jason Stillwell defeats Pippo Chiappe Decision (Unanimous) Android Nineteen defeats Jett Gardner Submission (Guillotine) Great show lads, the 170 lbs division is quickly turning into a sharkpool of doom. Congrats to Clifton Barnes for capturing the title!
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