simonmoon

I love that video.

Team North/South is considering this proposal.

Hey Tapeleg, didn't you say if Jack 'the' Gibson won his last fight he was getting a title shot?

YOU'RE A GOD DAMNE LIAR YOU TAKE THAT BACK

So, as some of you are aware, certain... happenings including mismanagement of funds has led to the collapse of JMFC. This leaves a giant void to be filled, and as the mastermind behind 160!, I don't know anyone I can trust but myself. Trust. Man. It can take so long to develop, but only moments to disappear. So now I and 160! have a new alliance home, Team North/South. It's not like EVERYONE in JMFC is a total waste of calories and oxygen, and so I'm hoping that my former alliance mates who feel like I do, disappointed in the actions of SOME, will join me under the [TNS] banner to try to recapture some of the former glory of being best in Rio. Glory. Lord. How close we were that one weekend. If only M3 had beaten Kane. If only that PPV had... If only he... Of course not all former members of JMFC are welcome. You know who you are. You who take such a beautiful thing, such a precious thing.... And with your greed, your shortsighted base desires, you don't deserve to share Rio with us. Desire. Suffering. How could I ever hurt so if not for thinking I had found... others like me. Others to share... companionship. Such a pure thing, despite what the world may think. To have it taken away so violently...

I can't believe you really buy that bullshit story. We got scammed alright, but it wasn't for fucking pizza. Or are you in on it? I don't know who to trust anymore.

God dammit, I put over three thousand dollars of my own money into JMFC, and I'm never going to get it back.

Forrest Griffin - 8 Clay Guida - 13

WHOA!

Randy Couture - 10 Quinton Jackson - 10 Frank Mir - 10 Josh Koscheck - 10 Dan Henderson - 10 Urijah Faber - 12 Jon Jones - 15 Jake Shields - 10 KJ Noons - 14 Shane Carwin - 10 Ryan Bader - 10 Nick Diaz - 10 Frankie Edgar - 10 Brock Lesnar - 10 Jon Fitch - 10 Forrest Griffin - 10 Rashad Evans - 10 Clay Guida - 10 BJ Penn - 10 Rich Franklin - 10 Chael Sonnen - 9

This guy: http://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofileman....php?MgrID=6010 seems to suggest that is not the case.

You should really go read the previous threads, it has all been covered before.

Announcing the winners of the 160! TOO MUCH ENERGY contest! Since I promised to double the prize for the co-main, and the co-main switched at the last minute, I doubled the award for the top three fights. Tyler Perry 20 Jack Braxton 10 John Darnielle 10 Drederick Tatum 10 Kingo Kongo 10 Davy Crockett 10 Geodude Golem 10 Mr Glue 10 Van Candy 10 Angus McButticutty 10 Rusty Griswold 20 Raimo Tuomela 20 Sam Hall 40 Ahkmed Ufalopolaus 40 Pano Chudo 40 Paulo Reyes 40 Special acknowledgment goes to Tyler Perry for being the only undercard fighter to receive the award for both never going to the mat and having a 100% fight. Extra special acknowledgment goes to Ahkmed Ufalopolaus, who, despite losing by TKO, remained on his feet right up until the end. That's 310 of the world's best recovery product, 160! Get yours in Rio! First on the highstreet!

Same amount as HB and NSN.

Make sure your Total Traning Sessions says 1 and not 2. I had a guy who somehow got credited for two training sessions in one and he wasn't actually the super learner I thought he was.

160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160! Ranking on the highstreet doesn't mean anything in terms of game mechanics, I know. WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! I just noticed today that, though it took a long time, 160! has surpassed Syndicate Drugs in hype to take over the top spot in Rio. WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! In celebration, we're having a sale. #1 for $100! As if we weren't already the cheapest 160! Located first on the Rio Highstreet. Act now! This price won't last! 160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!

160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160! A certain clothing shop is encouraging fighters to take fights to the ground... THERE GOES THE EVENT RATING! On the other hand, some of us like our fights to have actual violence. GAY PORN ALREADY HAS A PPV CHANNEL! So we at 160! have decided to provide an incentive for exciting fights. TOO MUCH ENERGY TO LAY AND PRAY! Any fighter in a fight that gets a 100% rating gets 10 free 160! supplements. Same goes for anyone who never goes to the mat. Knockdowns do not count as going to the mat unless you follow your opponent to the mat. FREE DRUGS! This goes double for the co-main and main events! Every fighter can win twice, once for the event rating, once for never going to the mat! That is up to 20 supps per undercard fighter, up to 40 for main eventers! 160! 160! brand Energy Recovery is still in stock! for the low, low price of $160! Located on the Rio Highstreet. Act now! Even though supplies seem limitless! 160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!160!

Since one of my fighters will be on this historic card, we sat down to have a chat on the record about his career and his upcoming fight. Simon Moon: Jack, how does it feel to be on such a momentous card? Jack "the" Gibson: I'm happy to be in a real Nintendo Generation organization, know what I mean? There is nowhere I would rather fight than right here. I may be on the bottom of the undercard now, but I'm going to the top. So is RHOE. Simon Moon: Well, since you bring it up, that is a good point. The card is important because it's RHOE's first PPV. You're not on the PPV though. Jack "the" Gibson: Listen, man, I fight like I fuck. That means I don't care who is watching. In fact, that's why I keep a webcam streaming when I bring home women so my fat neckbead friends can live vicariously. Simon Moon: Yeah, thanks for that. Jack "the" Gibson: Anytime, fatass. Simon Moon: You are going to be taking on a more experienced opponent. What are your thoughts on the fight? Jack "the" Gibson: What he is more experienced at is losing. I'm undefeated. I still will be. Simon Moon: Your opponent, Toby Chapelle, was once the #2 Welterweight in the world. What makes you so confident? Jack "the" Gibson: You're only as good as your last fight, you know that. Sean Brophy shattered Toby's jaw. He's got no chin anymore, man, he's getting knocked out. Simon Moon: So you are planning to stand and bang? Jack "the" Gibson: Listen, I can win this fight standing, in the clinch, on the ground, where ever. Simon Moon: You are undefeated, with none of your fights going the distance. Your first four were by submission, your last two were knockouts. Was this an intentional change? Jack "the" Gibson: Say what you want about this sport, we're as much entertainers as we are athletes. It's business. People became more interested in signing me when I started knocking people out than when I was putting on BJJ clinics. I want this event to be a success, highly rated by everyone, so... Simon Moon: So, is it true you've been paid off to keep the fight standing? Jack "the" Gibson: Where did you hear that? Simon Moon: I'm your manager. Jack "the" Gibson: Listen, I do two things. I win, and I finish fights. That's what I'm going to do, that's what I'm paid to do. Anyone entering the contest for $10,000 who wants to get paid should pick me. Oh, and buy 160! for $160! It's legit. Simon Moon: Thanks for the plug. I'm looking forward to the fight. Jack "the" Gibson: Hack the planet! Hack the planet!

At this point, I just assume they are all on the juice. Most of them just know how to cycle properly to pass the drug test, which from what I hear isn't all that difficult.

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