Holy

Its pure luck your jaw isnt wired shut laddie. Rematch is yours anyday. Aslong as Im getting paid I will destroy you again. Now go on an tank me!

Seamus Farrley "It was another easy night in london. The entire arena was filled with the Irish. My name sold every seat in less than one hour. Tats the power the Irish psycho brings to the world. I brought the belt with me and I took away with me. I wasnt trying to avoid the clinch as I feel comfortable there. Half my win come from clinching a guy and punching his lights out. Then snape tried to spam the clinch and I had to knock his silly ass out. His style got basic. This is my belt and it shouldnt be any suprise how this fight ended. Ive only won by knockout and ill continue to win by knockout. Im here waiting for my next match. Ive also been challenged by half the fighters In the world so who knows what will happen next. I do know there chins are basic."

Umbrella 100 was a great event. Umbrella put its 2 undefeated champs into a war with ams fc. And both of the b league ams guys got finished lol. David lang dominated mr sykk as expected and now lang will get to murder a guy from a b level org. Heres david ill let him tell you whats on his mind "I knew I had a tough fight but I also knew that I could finish it I was told that I wouldn't be able to tko sykk but I proved that was a lie anybody who underestimates me is making a huge mistake I'm the best featherweight in the world. I beat him standing clinching and finish him on the ground. He was helpless like a child. I punched his face until he broke. Lucky the ref stopped it cause I would have killed him. He was gonna tap from strikes. He should commit suicide after dishonoring himself like that. I guess I gotta kill some sissy from ams. Cobb is a paper champ but has done well with all the other losers at ams. He couldnt cut it in umbrella but becomes a GOAT when he goes there. Just shows the level of competition hes facing over there. Im ready for you bitch. After my loss to wayne im gonna make everyone feel the pain I feel everyday. Im here to do drugs and knock out teeth. Now leave cause my dicks getting hard" The interview ends with lang tittie fucking his two championship belts simultaneously while pouring old milk on his dick

Gonna feel bad for taking a belt from a non vip manager. Oh well

Im taking a shit as I read this. Well played sir

Lang "I was very impressed by our friend pikey. He had a great gameplan and was working kelly like a slave, unfortunately he got caught. I train with him regularly and he wont lose a drop of confidence. Im really hoping dos santos fights someone relevant. Richard Exlax was so impressive with his win against dos santos that we invited him to join CBK. I also have extra motivation to beat sykk as ive been offered a chance to fight against ams fc. Even if I lose my fw belt to sykk ( who is on of the few fighters I repsect) I would still get to beat on one of those b-league fags"

"My name is Seamus Farrley and Im your HW champion. You need to tank me fir this speech. Go on, tank me. Monster hero wanted to welcome me to troid. I welcomed him to my fist and feet. Knocked his fuckin head clean off. His style was basic. He had a weak chin yea. 29 second KO. You wonder whos this handsome Irish guy headlining cards in his debut. Banging bettys and riding in million dollars cars. You wonder how Ive knocked out every opponent. You will know me. Snapes style is basic. Listen to me, listen to the irish psycho. Ill knock his teeth out. Hes not the champion I am. His clinch is basic. I went to his house. I said Snack, you got two choices. Option one Seamus farrley whips your arss right now yea. Breaks your fuckin nose good and proper. Option Two you give me the belt right here right now. Forfeit the title today like a good little laddie He looks into my eyes for a moment, Sees that I dont give any fucks, relizes I dint have any fucks to give. He walks into the house without sayin a word. Not a fuckin word. And he comes back out with my belt. Then he tanked me. Told me I was the best ever. Thats the power. Theres not a man alive that can beat me. Theres not a animal alive that can beat me. Noone can handle the power of the Irish psycho. So watch me. Watch me become a legend"

Now that we know you cant pick fights lets see if you can win them. Sobers is the new champ I challenge you to move up to fight me. One day you may have to back up those words chump. Sobers plans to move to 170 in the future. You will be his first victim if you can win a few fights

Lang "Bring me someone to punish.BW or FW. In london. I was thinking about joining your org to win some easy belts but decided I didnt want to be a big fish in a small pond and whale on your kids. Your fucking with the wrong guys, we stick together. You should have went after a 230k org. As the unofficial mouthpiece of umbrella and only man to survive abortion I accept your challenge. And since your guys are weak and pathetic I think you should pay for all the event costs cause we have nothing to gain from this other than free sex."

Am I the only one who smells pussy when this guys around. I mean im a fucking wolf and this seems like a meal to me. Always got a excuse. How about you fight kyle stanley. If you lose its the best asskicking you ever got but if you win it would make up for all the shit talking you do. You want to be the best then you gotta beat someone. A top 5 lhw is kindley challenging you to a fight to the death. I smell pussy again

Thats the first time I laughed at your posts. Congrats on breaking top 1000p4p. David has an announcment. "Im scared of shimmy. So instead ill be fighting former Champion Vesa Sykk. Another one of the guys who ran out from my division when I showed up. I thoroughly beat jimmy dean cockafeeler and he beat sykk twice. It will be an intriguing matchup. The best news is the winner will face the umbrella GOAAAT shimmy. I plan on being the first one to ko vesa."

Lang "Thx pikey I looked Excellant tonight. Shimmy tried to look good but he cant finish a fight. Except you lol. Im only kidding. I see hes calling me out again. Shimmy ill fight you but you gotta win 1 more fight. Your 1-1-1 in your last three and all decisions. I almost killed you in the 5th round of our fight and I wasnt especially motivated. But since your a slant eyed fool ill definitely finish you if we fight again. It must suck when im flying in jets, fucking expensive whores and dragging two belts with me all over the world and your just eating white rice and boasting that you beat the pikey. Your nothing special and I have no desire to fight a journymen. Prove yourself as a worthy opponent and id happily whip your yellow skinned ass. Im happy to finally have my BW belt. a lot of ducking and bitching but I finally got it. Only took a minute to knock the fuck outta whoever that was I fought. Now im gonna go back to tokyo, eat sushi and play fingerbang bang with shimmys daughter. Shes only 15 you say? Thats ok I got diplomatic immunity so ill do what the fuck I want. But youll still go to jail for watching. Adios bitches. PS: Igor is painting my toenails as I write this email on my typewriter. He brought the condoms. I brought the heroin."

Mike tyson and Kyle stanley are both former hw champs and would fuck your mouth until your face had stretch marks. That said I agree. Fuck dos santos im tired of seeing this chump running his mouth. Too bad he cant climb the ladder. He will always be a bottom. Especially when theres gay sex involved. My client David Lang said he wont be doing interviews cause they put him in a negative light. He told me to tell you pieces of shit to always take your steroids and pray to satan. He will also be releasing a sex tape in 8 days starring denis burza. Or aron burza whatever fuck you

Lang "Shimizu is suprised he got a draw but I put a lot of money on him winning. I was hoping to close his eyes for good. Maybe asshole assassin will fight me when I get his belt. Its funny iso kato wants to fight for his old belt but I havent heard anything about ass. Ive been busy in ft pierce, fla getting my fuck on. Havent watched any fights but im sure you boring cowards havent invented any new techniques so I didnt miss much. Ill be at the pikes fight to coat him in vaseline and dangle chicken bones and whatnot. Fuck you im going to bed my fuckstick is sore."

Johnny hendricks will leave sydney as the new BW champion

Renato laranja"Mevedev is a easy fight. Ive beaten him already the guys a chump. Stop ducking the 27 time BJJ champ and fight me. Your ranked lower and fans think your a can. Lift up your skirt and show us your balls or maybe your pussy! I want my belt"

Greedy assfister wants to bloddy up skinny man. After I crush my next opponent ill destroy him anyone else who can make the top ten at 135. My fighter renato laranja 135 is about to beat ekct. After that the rest of you bitchs are toast

How am I supposed to get nominated for smack talker of the year if im all alone...shootin smack

Lang "My opponent is burza or something like that. Ive never heard of him. But I got a meassage for him.I hope your ready cause hell is waiting on you, while im preying on you. Not on my knees though. I mean preying on you I gotta feed bro and your death is nutritious to my appetite. After I eat you are sure to see afterlife."

Lang "Aslak is scared of me, and its for a good reason. Once he sees im in the 135 class hell run away again. I welcome a fight with him or the new champ. I got a little unfinished buisness with him! I want a match with someone ASAP!"

Lang "Listen dos santos. When you walk into an arena and I chant monkey im not cheering for you. Your a self absorbed little twat. My teammate stanley would fight you. It seems like you call out someone and expect to fight them. But when multiple people call you out you just come up with reasons not to fight. Cowardice if you ask me. I got a teammate name garfield sobers who has fought at shw lhw and mw. About to debut at 170 but I think you should fight him. Both close In rank plus hes smaller. This is a good opportunity for you to beat up a smaller guy and not be a coward. This is mma not boxing where managers try to set up big money can fights. Be a man. As far as liam oconnor I wish castaway hadnt retired so he could beat the snot outta liam again. Remeber that great unbeaten streak he crushed and took your belt. Liam has no game. Hes a can. Clinch fails. No TDs. Its nice his chin is decent since he likes to get his ass whupped

Mr osullivan. I would like to continue our tradition of fighting on the island. Ogawa or whatever you guys name is. Vs either #6 p4p laranja 135 or my 1-0 fighter assfister also at 135. Thats another callout tough guy. The mincy little faggot balls are in your court. PS kyle stanley is waiting at 205 and hoping dos santos climbs up the ranks ao I can knock you back down. Get your p4p up kid

Lang prepared a song for the pikey since he likes eminem. "Hi PIKEY! Do you like heroin? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch needles through each one of shimmys eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna give me a handjob and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'smack and get fucked up worse then george kellys career did(Huh?) My teeth are black and I'm trying to get my tourniquet straight But I can't figure out which bantamweight I want to impregnate (Ummmm...) And my mom said, "Dave, your a crackhead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your arm green ? Son you wasted!" Well by age 12, I wanted to friends with someonelse, got tired of watching maxie jack off hanging from the top bunk by a belt, but got pissed off hearing scared dos santos ramble on, oh man, they need to cut his balls off"

Dos santos vs escobar would be an epic fight. Aslong as pablo doesnt come into the fight high on cocaine. If you want my prediction its below dos santos will duck this matchup. But a true man takes on anyone who calls him out. Fuck wins/losses this is about honor. Youve been called out santos!!! Lets hear why you dont want this fight sucka!! WAR CBK!!!

David Lang "Langbang isnt scared of any of you cockfaggits. My fuckin chin is made out of some kind of space rock that I dont even know about. I shoot enough heroin everyday that when I blow a load in some sluts asshole she nods out for a few hours. When I have sex its usually forced cause I go to the islamic state and push my filthy dick into ISIS fighters.. Ive fucked so many arabs that all the women hide their faces out of shame. Jews, monkeys, beaners, chinks, wankers and camel jockeys all bow before Grandmaster Lang!!!" My client is high on drugs. I think its a mixture of alcohol, heroin and peyote. Hes taking the wayne loss pretty hard. So cut the racist little pig some slack