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Mystery

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  1. Well see i'm saving my virgin asshole for someone special, I know Stu likes to follow me around and all and he's like my favorite fan, but I just don't think he's special enough. Now for me fucking him, well I fear that he's quite likely a little too slack to be of any use to me, he's been around the block at least 9 times, you know what they say even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon. Maybe I could fist Stu, but well I really don't like to get my hands dirty especially that dirty. I dunno maybe someone else could do the job I know Manne don't mind getting his hands dirty but he's pretty loyal to Mr Crisse, maybe Mr Crisse would let Manne please Stu just once for the good of the mmatycoon world, Stu is really feeling bad about nothing getting any for so so long and all that's made him so so cranky. I'm sure we can all agree that Stu is more than a little cranky. If not Manne then maybe someone is willing to take one for the team, and help little stewie out? If we can't find anyone then Eric your going to have to step up, let's hope that someone steps up but if not your the last hope for mmatycoon.
  2. Thanks buddy I know you'll always believe i'm the greatest can crusher
  3. I thought I was a good can crusher, well tbh I thought that I might even be considered great until I came across this guys profile: www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=92995 A fellow member of EFC even told me that he put me to shame First I lose my #1 manager ranking and now when I thought things couldn't get much worst I find out that i'm far from the greatest can crusher in the game?
  4. I 100% disagree, that's how it should be but it's not of course. The voting is based on popularity and who's became a top manager who wasn't before. I'm pretty sure J.C. Raven improved more than Kelly did last year, Kelly was already a good manager before, but J.C. was sucking hardcore and actually improved a lot to become a half decent manager, but he only got the one vote from me and i'm the one who nominated him lol
  5. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/48473382.jpg
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  7. Ahh if anyone in the world had enough money to buy Facebook or Google they could easily buy this game, hell they could easily buy the UFC. I'm sure they wouldn't be playing this game to begin with, I know I wouldn't. March 13 "Facebook, whose market worth has surged 150% during the last 12 months to $184 billion (as of Monday's close), has cracked the Top 5 in market valuation less than two years after its IPO." Google's market cap is like almost 270 Billion. Officially no one in the world has that much money. There might be someone though but that's a whole other topic lol.
  8. Apple Would you rather have Manne's current roster plus 50 mil tycoon cash or Lance's roster with 1 mil tycoon cash to start off with.
  9. You can never guarantee that there won't be someone else Milk Chocolate Would you rather live on a island alone for 11 straight months of every year, with no in person female companionship and no porn of any sort but you could still communicate with your gf/wife(who you felt loved you) for 30 mins of each day, and then for 1 month of each year you could spend all day with her or would you rather live in a normal society but no females were interested in you other than as friends and you could only get sexual pleasure from females you paid like strippers and prostitutes.
  10. The Club, because there could be more enemies coming around the corner and you might not even hit that person in the one hit. What would you rather have stalking you a polar bear or a lion or a grizzly bear if you were out in the wilderness alone without any weapons to defend yourself and no possibility for help?
  11. I'm going to assume Tyson would have boxing gloves on so I say Tyson. But both would likely ko me easy lol. Would you rather to be able to have sex with any woman in the world once every 3 months but the rest of the time you couldn't have sex at all and no one other that you and the women would ever know and never be able to jerk off either or would you rather have a wife(of average beauty and so on) that you could screw once a week and you were also allowed to watch porn and jerk off at any time as much as you want?
  12. Assuming you mean any actress or any pornstar, i'd definitely choose actress. You know many pornstars escort? lol Would you rather a cold war of sorts start with the US against Russia being the 2nd most powerful, and regaining their power(kind of like before with the Soviet Union) but now with China backing them up and following their orders, or China gaining a bunch of power and be the 2nd most powerful by far with Russia backing them up and following their orders?---You can't answer if you are Russian or Chinese or have connections to them that would influence your answer.
  13. Wouldn't want either, but i'd probably pick Staffie as they look better. Would you rather be a drug kingpin who makes exactly 5 mil a year, but you couldn't travel more than 25 miles from your house in either direction for the rest of your life or there's a 50% chance you'd be killed each day(24 hours) that your farther than 25 miles away from your house, and have a 5% chance of dying each year even if you stay in your normal area(while could be any city/town/place of your choosing) or would you rather live a normal life making 70k a year.
  14. Sweet snack Would you rather switch bodies and become Michael Jordan or Wayne Gretzky?
  15. Never been to a UFC event yet, they are too far away from me, and would cost a small fortune to go, which I can't afford atm. Maybe in a couple of years I will go to one, but I only plan on going if I can get a good seat otherwise I won't go. My cousin who i'm currently living with, has been to a few though, so i'll probably end up going along with him in the future. Edit: My cousin and a few of his friends were to one event, and Jake Shields was there, a bunch of them were getting pics with Shields and shaking his hand and shit, and one of my cousins friends said he didn't want a pic with Shields which surprised him, and then he went and started to piss off Shields by saying that he would never beat GSP. Shields literally started to get pretty mad, and was saying something like you'll never be anything or never amount to anything(or some shit like that), then he realized how upset he was getting and calmed himself down and tried to laugh it off but supposedly you could still tell he was pretty upset. I met this guy and of course he likes to tell the story at some point at like every UFC event after he has a few drinks lol.
  16. but that would be the loophole many would use to just project train
  17. Just watched your link. I doubt it was suicide but he may very well have knew he was unhealthy and his days were numbered. He seemed to be having a bit of a hard time breathing imo. Although his cardio always sucked.
  18. I believe that it was Steroids that caused his death as well. The Ultimate Warrior was obviously a big user especially back in the day when he was competing. You just can't expect to use steroids for years and years and not suffer consequences. I've watched a couple documentaries and done some reading on the subject as well in the past.
  19. Bravo: will anyone fight my guy? mwt19744: sure here's my guy let's fight! Bravo: no no not you, your guy doesn't have much hype and I might lose.
  20. Next thing Castor shall be achieving his goal of becoming a mod o_O
  21. wrong wrongedy wrong 6 months VIP is good for a creation tourney, but not for 170k ID guys. Not many are going to leave their org for a chance to win 6 months VIP, I know I wouldn't. 4 years is a big prize indeed but big prizes are needed to attract that many fighters who are developed not just new creations. As for the part about a non vip tourney Rory said it well:
  22. Schaub, Bigfoot, Overeem, Barnett any of those would be good.
  23. I think we need to have a KRad versus Rory versus Fatback versus DeadDisney versus Mystery versus Chris Garcia competition
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