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    One time Barbarian FC news event with presenter Ted Winage http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/6461/article_a6ee55312fb9893b_1331911650_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg BREAKING NEWS Ted Winage: We have some incredible breaking news for you today, there has been reports that Kanchai Suya has phoned a doctor in Rio to ask for him to cancel his upcoming fight with Zachary white. Here is what the doctor Silva Da Silva has to say Dr Silva Da Silva: I couldn't quite believe it, I've worked with fighters before but nothing like this has ever happened, I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. Ted Winage: Please tell us what happened Dr Silva Da Silva Dr Silva Da Silva: Well It was a normal day for me, working with Marcelo Silva again after his traumatic beat down by Zachary White and then out of the blue, I got a phone call from a Mr Suya, he sounded ever so edgey. Ted Winage: And what did Kanchai say to you Dr Silva Da Silva? Dr Silva Da Silva: He told me he had been beaten up for a protein shake and that he was unable to make his upcoming fight against Zachary White. I told him "Kanchai, calm down, get your head together and come visit me" He replied with "No I can't I'm stuck on the toilet" He sounded very nervous. I believed him at first and asked him what the injuries were, he said some generic things like bruising and cuts but I asked to see him again and he just argued with me. I told him "SUYA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER KID AND TELL ME THE EXTENT OF YOUR INURIES" I heard a muffled cry and then he peeped up "I'll show you a picture" this is when I started becoming skeptical. Ted Winage: Can we see the picture he sent you? Dr Silva Da Silva: Sure, it's on my smart phone http://i.gyazo.com/ccb596f008eaa222f33cc0a21c0f204a.png Ted Winage: Oh wow... That is truely unbelievable. Dr Silva Da Silva: Yeah I mean we can clearly see that he's just drawn that on paint, the obvious sign for me are the stitches on the forehead, you can't give yourself stitches Ted. Ted Winage: I am in shock with this, thanks for the information Dr Silva Da Silva - Oh more breaking news! We have Sgt Gracie of the FMETGOOFSF (Fighters making excuses to get out of fights special forces) SGT Gracie: We have just interviewed Suya, him and his manager Castor have been found to be making excuses to try and get out the fight with Zachary White. Ted Winage: Can you tell us what happened? SGT Gracie: Sure nobody respects confidentiality these days anyway. After Dr Silva Da Silva called us about Kanchai Suya acting suspiciously trying to stop his upcoming fight we decided to interview Kanchai Suya, we also tried to interview his manager Sir Castor Rollins but we couldn't reach him. In the interview we asked Kanchai Suya what he had happened and he buckled after the first question, he wept uncontrollably for hours, bodily fluids went everywhere. It was like nothing we had ever seen. After he stopped weeping he admitted that he and his manager wanted to cancel the upcoming fight against Zachary White as they know he is just too good for them, he admitted to drawing over his best picture in paint as his manager advised. Ted Winage: What disgusting behaviour! What is the outcome for this individual? SGT Gracie: Err.. well nothing, he is free to go as long as he turns up to fight Zachary White, he just looks bad, the truth is this is the only situation we've had and we have no power. Ted Winage: Oh... That is a shame. Maybe some people aren't cut out for fighting eh Kanchai Suya? Thanks for your time Dr Silva Da Silva and SGT Gracie! Thats all for now folks, we'll probably never see you again because this is only a one time news event.
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    When will this tournament be happening? If it's soon then I'll enter Zachary White but if its later I'll enter James Granger.
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    Bruno Da Gaucho leaving? Wow I guess the thought of Zachary White moving down to bantamweight made him run away.
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    It happens to the best of us buddy, don't sweat it
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    Adam Kurse LOL
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    I think I got all my picks right, hell yeah aw, all but one.
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    Wow my preview got 7 good votes, haha that makes me happy
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    Glad you like it, I'm sure you'll do a great Job Killa you got Tony's shoes to fill haha
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    Finally finished the preview, haha rainbow unicorn I forgot to mention that in the preview now nobody will know who I am Good guy Castor offering people spots in his private jet, how did you ever get banned showing generosity like that?.. Actually I don't want to know
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    This ends in the first round, Maia gets a takedown and tap out or Conner gets a T/KO. First round, no way out.
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    Why won't you knock him out in the first 20 seconds? You really think he has the defense to hang in there a whole round?
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    that made me literally laugh out loud, lets go Conner lets go! (even though your name is spelt wrong *cough* Conor.. haha)
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    I had a feeling Marcelo was gonna countered and I was gonna get submitted, I always look at what the easiest way to win is, and the easiest way to lose it. I help one and stop the other. It only takes one takedown and you would of won, if Marcelo survived the bumrush he probably would've won in all honesty. Nah man I will put them both completely on see how it goes, I'll do a recording of it too to prove it, I'm not into that cheating it doesn't feel good when you don't earn something.Thanks for the opportunity to fight again bro, it could've gone either way and to be completely honest I hate winning because I have incredible empathy for when people lose.. But I love all the trash talking man, it's so fun to keep going back and forth. Hopefully some of our fighters will fight again and may the best man win, or woman if that becomes an update on mmatycoon.
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    Thanks bro, I love typing in Zap Zaps personality, it makes me happy. I would do it all day if I could. Oh yeah, I forgot about that.Marcelo is newer than Zap Zap and Granger and he is 25 so that's the reason, nothing personal. Zap Zap is a beast and I really wish he had a granite chin because he would be unstoppable, that's why I feed off grapplers. As for Granger and Silva I honestly though that would be a closer fight than what it was. Anyway I'm telling all my secrets so I better stop. It's nothing personal believe me lol.
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    2-0? When did I beat you before?
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) *wipes hands* That spinning backfist was for Tony. I have 8 T/KO wins but only 1 KO of the night? C'mon baby be real, I deserve that bonus, spinning backfists flying and shit. As for Silva, it was a pleasure fighting you... for 24 seconds. GET OUT MY DIVISION BITCH. I spoke to my manager, if I have to fight with James than can fight, we all understand that. I won't have any input, we will both see how it goes in the fight and may the best man win. Our manager will have no adjustments for us, just how we feel like fighting. If it comes to that, maybe I gotta knock some other punk out before that. Whatever, I do what I do, one day of being champion will make me a memorable in the BFC not just for what I say, but for what I do.
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    Who is gonna be the new writer?
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    I will miss your amazing write ups Tony, I enjoyed reading every single one of them. One of the best people on mmatycoon. Behind myself of course.
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) You'll be lucky to leave with your head on.
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    Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Don't forget our stakes Marcelo, don't forget that when I knock you out you will be moving out of the division. I'm in the best shape of my life, I'm stronger, faster and have better conditioning than you. Maybe the Rios Silva fight will make you reconsider your counter tactics.
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    I'm not gay or a female haha, no worries I take no offence.
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    Let me check a second, yep I'm all man. It might sound silly but I can't ever remember picking that avatar and I don't even know how to change it, I'm not so good with technology and such.
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    Haha nope, it's just a stereotypical thing in England that youth say, I can't speak though as I'm not much older myself and I do say it from time to time.
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    It's typically what teenagers would say when they stay out until 11pm at the local park. 14 year old: "I stole some chewing gum from the supermarket you want some?" 13 year old: "Sick man, lets have some"
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    Makes sense where I'm from, just some English slang for like good or awesome.
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