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http://i64.tinypic.com/4j00mo.jpghttp://i65.tinypic.com/oa7i1l.jpg Revolution Podcast with Mister Victorio & Giovanni Greco MV = Mister Victorio GG = Giovanni Greco MV: Revolution Podcast, exclusively for Revolution Island. Hey what's up Islanders, welcome to the show. I'm your host Mister Victorio alongside, my co-host "Hitman G" Giovanni Greco, former Revolution Island Lightweight fghter. GG: Hey Vic I'm not really familiar with this fucking headphone. C'mon you don't put something stupid around a piccioto's head. MV: You should do the first touch with podcast G, don't let me down. Suck it up and move on. GG: Alrght then. MV: Hey G do you know the upcoming Revolution Island event is only a day away? It features Island P4P #3 and #5 fighters respectively fighting for main and co-main event. Both men share the same name and they are also defending their HW and FW title respectively. GG: The event title is "Kings of the Island" right? I should be headlining! C'mon. MV: Those two title fights alone can make the whole Hard Knocks arena sparkles! Can't you feel that G? GG: Yeah I can feel my legs start getting numb because I have to sit on this stupid chair! Let me break down those fucking fights and let me go Vic. MV: For the main card, right before the co-main event, we have two former LHW champions rematching in a non-title bout! For a non-title fight, this one is awesome! Jan Urzu is going to seek his revenge against Edipo Abner, who took his title in the first place. GG: Yeah fuck yeah let's go straight into that preview! Scopare questa merda! MV: The main card looks stacked! Look at these five fights, featuring two P4P fighters, two former champions and several future superstars! To kick off the main card, there are two Bantamweight warriors are ready to make a name for themselves. BW bout: Rod Stiffington Jr vs Ken Jee Ohsow Uh GG: One of the most goofy looking son of a bitch Rod Stiffington Jr is fighting a bum called......Ken Jee Ohsow Uh. This is the longest asian name, ever. MV: Stiffington is 1-0 in his career. His win was a third round TKO victory in his Revolution Island debut. He showcased his accurate takedowns and the art of ground and pound to get a solid win there. Despite being a BJJ brown belt, he attempted zero submissions while scoring most of his points on the ground. I wonder if he's going to utilize it against Ohsow Uh, who has 3 losses by submission. GG: This motherfucker is 5-3 in his career, can crushing for his first 7 fights in QFC but only won 5. His most recent fight was for his Revolution Island debut and lost to a fucking blue belt by first round submission. Hey Vic this is a bum man. MV: Ohsow Uh is actually a decent boxer with nice wrestling. He has good power in his hands but his ground game has been his pet peeves. It looks like he hates BJJ training despite being a blue belt. With his losses to lesser BJJ grapplers, I can see Stiffington Jr completely dominate him on the ground, I think the BJJ brown belt can win it by whatever he wants. MV: For the second fight of the main card, we have two Middleweight warriors who can make a pretty good battle. MW bout: Niwat Chanpakdee vs Harold Harmbe MV: This boxer Chanpakdee is looking good lately, scoring two TKOs in a row in Revolution Island. He's 2-1 in his career. His lone loss was against Michael Jackson in QFC. So basically he's undefeated in Revolution Island. Anyway, his morale looks damaged from a grueling training camp so I think it will actually affect the performance, or should I say his momentum has been diminished against a more complete fighter in Harmbe. GG: Yeah this Harmbe dude looks dangerous, in QFC. He's 5-2 in his career but guess what, he's 4-0 in QFC. While on verge of being a Hall of Famer in QFC, he's 1-2 in Revolution Island which makes him a bum there, a bum. MV: Harmbe is a more well-rounded fighter than Chanpakdee obviously. He has better Muaythai, wrestling and BJJ. His style is fun to watch since he can utilize his clinch heavy gameplan to use his dangerous knees in there or he will put his ground game in practice, using his decent wrestling to take his opponents down and tap them out quickly. Despite having dangerous knee strikes, he can only score finishes on the ground. So I believe Harmbe will try to use his BJJ gameplan to tap out the heavyhanded Chanpakdee quickly. As a fighter with way better ground game, I think it will happen early in the fight. MV: For the third main card fight, this is the aforementioned former champion clash. Two former LHW champions are rematching and this one will be very interesting. LHW bout: Jan Urzu vs Edipo Abner MV: Why is this rematch so intriguing for me? It's because Abner took Urzu's title and Urzu is looking sharp lately. They have outstanding knockout power to make it a great rematch. Let's talk about Jan Urzu. He's 7-1 in his career. He has very good boxing and decent power but unable to deal with Abner's better clinch game, which costed his lone loss in his career. MV: The reason behind Abner's victory probably is his better wrestling to make him a more effective clinch fighter. Urzu is a tough guy but still collapsed in the third round eventually. Both men landed similar percentage of clinch strikes but Abner doubled the number of strikes. The key factor in this fight is: can Urzu find his comfort zone and win this one. GG: Since both men are 7-1 can crushers, I can't tell you who will win but according to Vic's information, I think Abner can win because he also made Urzu missed a lot in striking distance, amirite Vic? MV: Oh thanks for the supplement G. I also think Abner can win this one too. He has the style to make Urzu uncomfortable. Urzu's revenge may go naught, what a shame. GG: It's not easy to get a revenge against a guy who basically outworked you for the whole fight. MV: Next up, wow! The co-main event is the Featherweight title fight as we see the current 3-time champ Brock Lesner is clashing against Vinny Morin, the challenger. FW title fight: Brock Lesner vs Vinny Morin MV: Brock Lesner is P4P #5 in the Island and P4P #3 in Revolution Island. He's 10-2 in his career and all of his 9 fights in Revolution Island were title fights which he won 7 of them. As a 3-time champion, he has incredible submission game. Despite being a BJJ purple belt with really good wrestling, his ability to take his opponents out on the mat is unbelievable. All of his 10 wins are by submission, 8 in the first round. Since he's a fully offensive ground fighter with no striking ability, his striking defense and defensive grappling are pretty suspect. His chin isn't that good either... GG: ...So if this motherfucker wants to survive, he should be able to land a fucking takedown early against this Morin guy, this guy is 4-2 with all wins by KO and has yet to be finished in his career. He has world class boxing but his wrestling is plain average, and he's a white belt in BJJ. Hey dude, you better land your first punch clean enough to put the champ to sleep or it's your assssss. MV: Don't cut me off G. And yeah you raised some good points, since Morin's ground game is like one-tenth of Lesner's, he better find that chin early or he would be another victim of another first round submission. Honestly Morin is a type of fighter that Lesner can easily beaten since the wrestling disparity is quite obvious. Despite having a perfect takedown defense percentage, with subpar competition, I am not sold on such stats. GG: Yeah I think so Vic. Morin just doesn't look like he is ready for the title. MV: How about the main event now! G, give me their name! GG: Brock Lesner and Travis Bickle but who the fook are these guys? MV: Can you tell me something interesting about the names? GG: I know, two Brock Lesners. I have no idea why do they want a name of a fake WWE wrestler who's been taking steroid since he's an embryo with a stupid fucking sword tattoo on his roided chest. FW title fight: Brock Lesner vs Vinny Morin MV: Okay calm down brother. The newly crowned Heavyweight champion Brock Lesner is P4P #3 on The Island and P4P #2 in Revolution Island. Lesner is 7-0 in his career with 7 finishes by strikes. He has remarkable boxing and decent wrestling. His dirty boxing is a hell for everyone. Thanks to his immense power, it makes him an undefeated champion. GG: Yeah this motherfucker builds like Mark Hunt, 5 feet 11 and 280 lbs while off camp. Every punch he threw could probably make every fellow Piccioto proud. MV: He's a very stocky yet powerful fighter and his opponent Travis Bickle is much taller who weighs the same. Bickle is 9-6 in his career who is the former champion. He earns his title shot by knocking the former champion Blast Knobpunch with one punch. He is a lesser boxer and a better wrestler compare to the champion. I can tell you his only advantage is probably his height, reach and boxing. His power is good but not as good as the champion, and his chin is very shaky as he lost all of his 6 fights by strikes. So I don't think he can last longer than 2 minutes if Lesner brought him to the clinch. GG: It would be an easy win for the champ. This challenger sucks, his chin is made of pasta. MV: I don't want to take all the credits away from Mr.Bickle. He can keep the fight at distance with his reach but I just say he can't. The fact that he has longer reach is given but he won't be able to keep the champ at bay. He just can do that to save his brain. Lesner's clinch game will be the equalizer. Plus Bickle chin is that shaky, I think he's tailor made opponent for the champion, who's been knocking people out left and right. MV: Um...I think the show is almost over. I can tell you it's a great main card! Thanks for watching and I hope you Islanders will stay tune on fight night. I don't see any real competitive fights but I can tell you, 5 quick fights, 5 finishes! You Islanders love finishes don't you? GG: Fuck yeah, embrace the Island! Embrace Revolution Island! Embrace Jay Tycoon's gigantic dic... (Show off radio in all of sudden) #RevolutionIslandFTW #JayTycoonsdickismygoal

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The boss' wife just told me that I'm on verge of being fired. She said I'm not putting enough effort and I have too many things to be improved. I admit that I am not focused enough during work and I think it's time for me to assess my mistakes. Anyway, I have to fight with anxiety at the same time.

Sorry for double posting.

I 3rd this. There should always be an ID next to fighters name.

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http://i64.tinypic.com/29uyhqw.jpg "The Hurricane" Clinton Hall (5-2): "If I am one dimensional then how about you? Your only chance to beat me is inside the clinch. Do you remember when I was clowing you hard when I was fighting at distance? That Kimura guy isn't the one you're looking for dude. You literally walked through him under a minute, how's he a bigger threat than me? So my conjecture is, you're not looking for young hungry fighters, but guys who you already annihilated before. How inspiring. "

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Welcome back Georges. I think you should come back to real MMA too.

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Thanks for your two cents. Note taken. I was taking the whole thing too easy I guess.

I agree with you Vito. He's too weak to be a real Piccioto. I want to bury both Giacomo and Giovanni alive for their wimpiness.

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Sorry for double posting.

Brainless Conor dickriders. He's a very good MMA fighter without a doubt but no way he can beat any top 100 boxers yet they think Conor has fundamentals on par with Floyd......I am speechless. Sherdog has loads of retards.

Wanna buy a sophisticated laptop for fun! Gonna blow some wads for it.

Sorry for double posting.

Yeah thanks for the wads, gonna blow them hard til they love me.