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  4. Attn: Herb Krison / Laz Staz

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    I, Mick Murphy, the most accomplished P4P fighter in the history of MMA Tycoon, challenge you to a 5 x 5 minute superfight to determine the best 170lb fighter of right now.

     

    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14449718857288.gif vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15043554795857.png

    Mick "Money Weight" Murphy vs Herb Krison "The Bison"

    Weight: 2 / P4P: 10 vs Weight:1 / P4P: 8

     

    Are you up for the challenge? Do you have the testicular fortitude?

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  5. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    This shouldn't be "shocking":

     

    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15049171747508.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b2.jpg

     

    The self-proclaimed "KO King" kept going for takedowns and submissions like a little bitch, but trying to exploit any perceived "weakness" of Golovkin was futile.

     

    Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
    Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
    Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
    The legally blind Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29

    In favor of your winner, by split decision... Vadim Golovkin!
    Vadim Golovkin looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'My Slider Fu is strong. Just lay there a little longer and enjoy this golden shower.'

     

    In the ongoing battle of Blake Phoenix vs the KO'd King, Blake pulls ahead 4-3.

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  7. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

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    I haven't had a chance to put a beat on Karter's rap yet, but I'm still planning on doing it.

     

    Here is Camara's rap:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0

     

    I don't know about you guys, but I vote Karter is the winner of the rap battle.

     

    I haven't had a chance to record my own rap yet, but I have written the lyrics. Do you guys want me to post me lyrics here ASAP, or wait until I record it and post audio and lyrics at the same time?

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  10. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    Edison "Zico " Atunes (342569)

     

     

    If I were to ask Marcus for a specific fighter, after looking at his roster this looks like the best matchup for Blake's sex slave.

     

    Scared of that match are we? I know you clicked on him before you posted those other 2 fighters.

     

    Still considering options. One of these days I'm gonna look through you and Blake's roster see if there's another fight that makes sense vs any of my guys.

    Slowly backs out of thread. . . Field your own fucking team, Camara. . . Honestly I'm going to have to think about that one. Atunes is a legit badass. Moore is a dumbass slow learner. Based off of primaries it looks like there is a big skill difference. I'll think about it for a day.

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  13. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    If this were a basketball game, Camara is calling foul, I'm adamantly denying a foul has been committed, one of us has to shoot for the ball. We can fight, and you can get spanked, or we can settle this with a classic tycoon rap battle. If Camara wins, he gets the 5 mil.

     

    So if its OWED then whats the incentive to fight again? Seems to me it should be another separate bet...and if Camara wins he get the new bet PLUS the 5 million....seems a happy compromise since its owed anyway....actually its a GREAT deal for his opponent ! But the basic proposal wins ZERO for Camara so I advise him to decline or re-propose a double or nothing perhaps.....

    IMO, the rap battle determines whether Karter owes Camara $5mil (per community vote & per Camara's reluctant agreement).

    Any bet on the 5 vs 5 outcome is entirely separate.

    I could be wrong, but it looks to me like what I just said was essentially agreed upon by Karter and Camara in this thread?

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  15. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

     

    Hello POWERFUL friend.

     

    And welcome to the thead :)

     

    Please fix horrible ginger music while I cont.....oh la la , now that`s a nice roster friend Phoenix :)

     

    WELCOME to the thread once again :)

     

    ZestyAcidicHake-size_restricted.gif

    Keep in mind, i did say that his, as you call it "horrible ginger music", is probably good enough to win.

     

    Now, as you are commenting on my roster, since Angelo Moore is signed to your org FARTMMA, that might qualify as "Camp Camara" if you want to put him forward vs a Convicted 340k 185er. If, of course Karter is open to that.

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  16. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    Without googling it I couldn't tell you what a metronome is lol. Just recorded shit on my phone. Would of preferred some type of autotune, like helium voice or something to make it more comical.

     

     

    I blame marijuana for every post made in this thread.

    hmm. . .Over the weekend I'm going to quantize and autotune those vocals and throw a beat on it. If I spend all that time on it though, this thread better blow up to epic proportions.

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  17. MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    Just because I'm a good sport. Not the original, but whatever. good enough.

    So if I didn't fuck this up uploading it...

     

    http://youtu.be/EC7Xr1afJnM

     

    Miss Miracle's callin' me, stalkin' me

    I swear that she follow me

    Wearin' wigs like it's holloween

    Hoe don't be so obvious

    Not my fault you are obsolete

    She say Daddy make time for me

    Her p*$$y my property

    Camara's not f*ckin' her properly

    This hoe confide in me

    Now she beggin' for privacy

    and if I speak honestly

    I'll be hittin' it probably

     

    "I'll be thinkin' about Valentina's Ass though."

     

    She addicted to sodomy

    and jumpin' on top of me

    In a better economy

    I'd put on her salary

     

    I'm drillin' her cavities

    These babies casualties

    I'm paintin' a canvas

    She swallowed my master piece

     

    Now it's back to the factory

    She beggin' Karter come back to me

    But I'm makin' her wait for it

    It's apart of my strategy

     

    I'm into anatomy

    She's into astrology

    I put her head in the stars

    When I examine her body

     

    I heard she got deleted don't tell no body

    I'm really not tryin' to hurt nobody

     

    I'm a real ass ninja, I roll in silence

    Finger on the trigger, addicted to violence

     

    10 toes down I'm dumpin' at sirens

    If you aint on my level you apart of the problem

     

    I can't slow down, I ain't worried bout karma

    I made a deal with the devil and I'm plannin' to rob em

     

    I'm on another level, I haven't forgotten

    When Blake sets sliders, he swings from the bottom

     

    Where did Camara go? I think we that lost em

    His mouth is too stuffed with Grumpy's sausage

    Retired war vet but what has it got em?

    Groomin' kids on the net to come out the closet

     

    Camara's a target, and Grumpy's a Cosby

    LOD's been a lobby, for dumb and retarded

    War on everybody, I'm just gettin' started

    if you aint in Convicted, your name's on a coffin

     

    Bow to the King I ain't give you an option

    Drag your ass to the ring with my hand in your pocket

    When I walk to the cage Camara holds out the carpet

    So watch what you say when you're makin' a topic

     

    Send Mannetosen to your mom's apartment

    Deep throat that woman til she's covered in vomit

    This is payback for you makin' those comments

    I might catch a case, but I beat all my charges

     

    I'm in the Hall of Fame like Emmitt and Irvin

    I'm ballin' in the paint like Larry and Jordan

    Stepdads gotta take care of my children

    Someone's gotta do it when I abandon the building

     

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    Rap skill: 1/10

    Lyrics: 10/10

    That's probably gonna be good enough to win this. . .

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  25. Mac Little meets the KO King

    in General Game Discussion

    Posted

    Giving you time to catch up and drop weight is stacking the deck, but fighting you at SHW is different? These are the excuses I'm trying to avoid.

     

    Kilo is suddenly the #4 ranked SHW in the game. After he beats your bun he'll get a weight class trophy he doesn't deserve.

    You're not giving anybody time to catch up. How can Valentina's Ass catch up when your guy is on weight loss?

     

    You're not fooling anybody. You're the one making excuses because your mouth wrote a check your ass can't cash:

    - Won't fight in FARTMMA

    - Won't gain a few pounds.

    etc.

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