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Well I suppose I owe most around here an explanation on my recent absence from the game, you see I had just left the Cocksmen and was searching for my way, nothing was coming easily to me and mentally I was spiraling out of control. A mid life crisis if you will, no direction, no drive, no desire just a whole lot of emptiness filled my days. That's when a group of my friends came up with this idea, an adventure if you will to try and spark life back into my existence, and it was just what I needed at exactly the right time!! We as a group decided we would ride our bikes down to Mexico and start new lives there, becoming general laborers in the tobaco field and life would work the rest out... So I needed someone to "fill in" for me in my absence, not letting on my original plan was to never return, so I interviewed a group of eager Tycoonites and found this guy named Under, he was perfect so I passed him off as me under an assumed identity and we hit the road! http://www.celwalls.com/large/201308/5780.jpg Our journey was long and strenuous but we made some event stops along the way, we saw many wonderful things and had the time of our lives! One of my favourite stops was right here in Los Angeles @ Zuma Beach where I got to do alittle training in preparation for our journey... http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/89000/Danny-DeVito-Jogging-on-the-Beach-89094.jpg Once we got going it was as smooth sailing as you would imagine, but I had to make a pit stop, and chose the wrong location to stop as I got mixed up with a group of looters and supsequently was arrested and spent the evening in jail, perhaps this was a sign of how my journey would be... http://i.imgur.com/mIe1snd.jpg Once I finally made bail it was too late to continue riding as our bikes were not equipped with lights so we decided to hit the town, of course like always I had alittle too much enjoyment and found myself galavanting about while topless hitting on young women I had no business even talking to!! http://tonybonvechio.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-539x400.jpg As you can imagine I was removed from that bar fairly quickly. Now lets fast forward in this journey as we are just entering into Mexico, all is good, I can see my new life right before my eyes when suddenly BOOM, I blow a tire. How unfortunate that was I had no idea at all. Did you guys know that in Mexico, the cost of rubber is like triple that of either gold or even cocaine?!?!? It is simply ridiculous!!! A local offered, well, lets just say he fixed the tire for me, but now is demanding an amazingly crazy amount in return for the repairs, money I simply did not have there, so as my journey had seemed to be coming to completion, I had to turn right around and return home. I wanted to take matters into my own hands... http://www.gunsandammo.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/8-surprising-anti-gun-celebrities/danny-devito-its-always-sunny.jpg But that's just not me, I didn't have it in me to instead I have now returned home, placed my LA residence up for sale in order to put together the needed funds to pay off that crazy green man who fixed my bike!! I will likely also have to take on some odd jobs here and there as well as find new endeavors to put together the sky high amount I owe on my bike repair debt. Its crazy I know, but part of me is glad I am back and figure it will be a long time before I go anywhere again...Sorry I left so abruptly before and hope you all find it in you to forgive a confused old man!