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SCROLL DOWN TO POST NUMBER 28 FOR THE LATEST AWARDS UP FOR GRABS IN ITFL 2 ROUND 5, YOU'RE TO LATE TO CLAIM THE REST YOU LAZY RUNTS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/19/19w20.jpg "The Concussion Causer" Mitch McDonald (175143) Mitch McDonald takes to the podium and the crowd yawns, impatiently growing tired of his irrelvant smack talk. A few beer bottles hit the stage as he moves his head towards the microphone. "All right settle down bitches, I'm not here to talk shit for a change, I come bearing gifts for all you tournament lovers. Speaking of tournaments, have I ever mentioned that I once won 15 consecutive tournament fights, knocking out every last one of them?" Mitch notices Djoser Rei with his right hand corked at the back of the room and pauses momentarily, almost looking rocked for a moment. "Okay moving on, the good news is I've hacked that fool Dirk's account again. You know that egit who cut me after a couple of ridiculous early stoppages where the referee's were so paid off they retired to Hawaii afterwards, so anyway I plan on giving all the money away I made him during my run at the top where I once won 15 consecutive tournament fights, knocking out every single one of them...." Djoser Rei takes a step forward.. "Okay so without further ado here's how you get your hands on that greedy bastard's money. All you gotta do is match the criteria (Did I say that right?) below in today's ITFL 2 matchups..." Fastest Knockout - $50,000 Tap Some Bitch Out - $20,000 Win After Being Rocked At Any Stage In The Fight - $25,000 Let The Blood Flow (Both men bleed in the fight) - $10,000 each Be A Dirty Mother Fucker (Land a low blow) - $5,000 for every groin strike Best Post Fight Trash Talk Speech (I AM THE VOTING PANEL) - $50,000 Insult Chuck Grace In Your Post Fight Speech - $5,000 Best Chuck Grace Insult (I AM THE VOTING PANEL) - $10,000 Also today's magic number is 4, end the fight with a 4 on the timer (E.g. 2:41), and you get - $10,000 (Finish it at 4:44 and you get $30,000, nice huh?) Win By Decision - 10 Unprotected Groin Strikes From Keith Hackney "What's the catch? Well as always there is one, but it's oh so tiny, I aint the kind of fool that goes hunting for results, if you think you've won an award just post the link in here and state where you want the money sent, it's that fucking simple."