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Hello and welcome to the first ever episode of... KEYBOARD WARRIORS LIVE Sponsored by MMAtycoon - become the ultimate keyboard warrior Today on our debuting episode of KEYBOARD WARRIORS LIVE, I repeat in caps again although I'm typing and you've already read it so I have absolutely no need to type it again KEYBOARD WARRIORS LIVE we will be bringing you delicious fight news from all around MMAtycoon. BREAKING NEWS FIRST UP Most popular manager ever to grace MMATYCOON.COM UniConor has returned Most popular manager ever to grace MMATYCOON.COM UniConor has joined KEYBOARD WARRIORS Humors AKA Purple Aki AKA Edgars' sister is still cute! LoL confirmation date for your fighters is coming up 18/8/18 don't be a little bitch and forget More updates to come... Our first and only story is a story of significant importance in the Tycoon universe: Alliance TBA turns into Keyboard Warriors But first a quick into into the members of the alliance Alex K. - Former #1 manager in the world - He ascended to tycoon stardom immediately after joining, some say it's because his extra digits help him slider his fighters faster giving him a +13% efficiency boost, others say it's because he's half polar bear. I say it's because of his massive bear cock, it intimidates the RNG to always give him the edge, especially when it comes to Chris Karter. Rodrigo Costa - A real veteran of the game, it's hard to see this man outside of the top 10 rankings ever or even outside at all when you consider the beauty of his 23 year old ex student and current girlfriend. 'Legend' does not define this man... 'Professor Swag Daddy' does. What a fucking legend. What a fucking gimpy beard. Prince Mitchell - Not everybody can create a thread on the forums and have all multi's exposed within a couple days but this man can! This MMAtycoon Australian shit stirrer will expose your deepest darkest secret.... He's found plenty out about Karter's mum already. Aylib 2.0 - Why is he Aylib 2.0 why is he not Aylib 718204748.0 because that's how much he's better at this game than you? The master of the midgets and the master of modesty after making me delete a whole portion of a big dig swinging post - what a great guy. Louie DePalma - Louie is one of the longest serving members on MMAtycoon, the beard is making a comeback and so is he. A true org genius and the host of the LoL tournament. He has about 150 million stashed and some hot daughters so is totally worth sucking up to or sucking off as JB already has. Vincent Valenzio - Biggie Smalls died (spoiler) it was a shame but it isn't a shame that he was reincarnated into a Canadian, call me poppa? More like call me a musical genius, set to become a slider genius. He also cooks really, really well. The C Bomb - I am the single most popular manager ever on Tycoon, there is story behind how I earned my pink belt.... But you don't deserve to know. If this thread gets 20+ rep then I'll tell it. Luke Plouman - I asked Luke what he wanted me to write here but he's too busy hustling VIP in the dark alley of MMAtycoon, he sells a lot of VIP and will sell you VIP if you want or of course don't want VIP. He has a very beautiful girlfriend which is a mystery that keeps me up at night of how he acquired her, maybe I should get in contact and ask if it's consensual.... Yeah I'm gonna do that. JB 90 - Catch him on Monday's lifting up his dress and showing passerby's his ankle, pay well and you might a stroke of his furry thigh. We call him a drag queen, he corrects us by insisting we call him the Swag Queen. I have no idea how he managed to impregnate anybody.. it's another failure of Northern England's sexual education. Vladimir Kutznutzovff - The nerd of the group, usually sweating over fight results like a paedo in a playpark and smiles after a victory like a paedo in a playpark. He got jealous when the sorting hat gave his girlfriend a better sorting than he ever could, a real fucking pufflehuff or whatever fucking nerdy shit it's called he loves magic and incantations to make little boys and girls chase him to platform 9 and 3/4 Grand Magus - The man who got me to stay on the game, my sweet prince and sensitive soul. He will engineer something so grand it will stand the test of time... but for now I'll help him with his sliders. With many more to come, who will be able to stop this runaway train of awesome sauce and sexual promiscuity? Find out next week on Keyboard Warriors Live!

Welcome one and all to BloodSport! What is BloodSport i hear you ask? BloodSport is a tournament where bloodshed and violence is the order of the day. Where the meanest strikers from all around the world meet to prove themselves. A group of 8 young unproven fighters have found their way into MMATycoon managers stables and are ready to step into the BLoodSport arena, and for your entertainment, shed some blood! Banned in 35 Countries WorldWide it is often frowned upon as it is drawn in the same light as the gladiator trials of ancient Rome. Men giving their all to prove they can fight, sometimes even giving their life, but thats the price you pay when you compete at BLoodSport. We put the call out all around the World and 8 fighters returned to answer the call...Only 8, that tells you how violent this tournament can be, and proves only the meanest can compete. I would now like to introduce our fighters... First up, Representing Germany http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Germany.png, Max Gross http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/37/37w44.jpg Standing 178cm tall and weighing 158lbs(cut to 146.1), Max has entered BloodSport through his manager and highly touted KT Guru Bob Vendarra. Making his way from the violent underground fight scene of Frankfurt into the BloodSport arena has been a mysterious journey for Max, we know very little about him. Only that he is skilled in Wrestling and MuayThai, a potential clinch fighter, who comes with a discipline synonymous with the German mind set. We wish him all the best. Next to enter, Representing The United States of America http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_States_of_America.png, Darryl "The Dark Destroyer" Gibbons http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14222143094968.png Standing 186cm tall and wighing 160lbs(cut to 148.2) Darryl enters BloodSport Under the young talented manager King Con. Fighting out of Leesburg, Darryl is a Muaythai fighter with wrestling capabilities and balls of steel. Darryl isn't called "The Dark Destroyer" because he's dark and destroys thing. Rather he destroys darkness. He's an upbeat fighter who has been training kickboxing since 17 after transitioning from street dance. You can find Darryl raising the mood in any gym he trains in, playing pranks, telling jokes and genuinely being a playful character. May he prosper in the BloodSport arena. Next up, Representing Ireland http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Ireland.png, "Na Caoirigh Dubh" Daniel Lynch http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14253931114337.jpg Standing 179cm tall and weighing 155lbs(cut to 142.2) Daniel Is a MuayThai Specialist, competing in bloodsport under the guidance of talented manager, and owner of Troid EP Fight Org, Grant Brophy. Son of former competitor Danny Lynch, Daniel signed to his father's former manager Grant Brophy in the hopes of forging a career in combat. Best friend to fellow fighter Grant Brophy Jr, the hope is that both of them will become the stars of the future. As you can see fighting isnt a choice for Daniel, Its a way of life. Lets hope he can bring his fighting heritage into this historic event. Our Next Competitor, Representing Thailand http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Thailand.png, Sonchai "Sonny Boy" Sriwarunyu. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14273616878469.jpg Standing 175cm tall and Weighing in at 167lbs(cut to 155.3) Sonny enters BloodSport through his manager, Joe Lang, a true champion of the KT revolution. Born to a kind hearted Thai hooker and an unknown American father, Sonny's mother worked hard to make sure he never went hungry. As Sonny grew up, his heart aches to see his mother working the only job she knows in order to feed him. Sonny hopes to fight to earn a better life for his family. With something to prove and being raised in the home of MuayThai, Sonny has a focus known only by True Martial Artists and he enters BloodSport with no other intention than cracking skulls and collecting the prizemoney!