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Hey folks, Our little jokes exchange in Divion 2, League 2 of the alliance pyramid conviced me (honorable mention - KRad - who start those jokes and gave me a few suggestions) to start this thread. So, everyone who want to participate have to write a joke about country suggested by previous poster and after a joke (or even a few, let's make maximum to 3 jokes) suggest a country for next poster. SUGGESTED COUNTRIES CAN REPEAT. So, if you feel that countries like Scotland, Australia or Poland should be a topic of jokes "one more time" feel free to suggest it. Racist jokes are more than welcome, I believe everyone have distance to it. So I start: My two favourites about Aussies and one about Kentucky (I can joke about two seperate place, because I started the thread): 1) A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from Hong Kong to Sydney, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores and my head stuffed up a sheeps arsehole than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice." 2) When you leave several thousand chavs on a remote desert island and come back 100 years later, what do they say? G'day mate! 3) A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania ". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says, "I mount animals". The bartender stands and raises his drink and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!" And the next person's topic is.... Scotland!
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