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Lance Templeton was sensationally named in the latest release of the Panama files expected to anger the rich, famous, celebrity, criminal, and red headed of the World. Templeton considered the grand father of Tycoon, and shadow CEO of the fading Convicted Alliance, is believed to have formed a number of offshore companies in an effort to conceal the true identity of the outspoken and infamous Convicted member Chris Karter. However, in papers released today, Templeton's efforts were undone as a web link to a post by Chris Karter was listed under his offshore Company 'Ginger Prick inc'. A source close to the Convicted Alliance commented: 'Lance always felt it necessary to protect Chris, who has tried to build an image of a white ghetto gangster, with his apparent love of weed, and the fake photos of ladies Lance paid to say publicly they had slept with Chris. Lance was frustrated that Chris leaked to Tycoon that he was only 5ft 7in and then that he was a ginger, as this gave great amusement to the Tycoon community. Lance has since found it increasingly difficult to protect Chris, and today's revelation has blown a whole in the image of Convicted.' Lance Templeton is unavailable for comment at this time, with the internet views of Chris Karter ranting about being a ginger prior to his Convicted days, setting new records. Chris Karter can viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM