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Well folks he is at it again. Whenever oldtimer Louie DePalma gets bored with the game does he seek out a new idea of his own.... he certainly is not a smart enough man for this. Look how many times has he stolen someone elses idea? PWNAGE? Just ask Buster, LoL .... Nope not his idea either. Blitz Down Under... yeah that was someone elses ride he followed until he was bored before changing to Syndicate. Syn... Franky's baby not Louies.... Well guess what everyone, he is about to do it again... some of you may remember this guy, others may even know he is here among as today under an assumed identity... White Gorilla Nutrition: Reviving History The year is 2009; some of you are still shitting yourselves and crying to be fed by your parents. A devilishly handsome man named Tats McGee lures your Mom into an affair while your father is at work. The family is in turmoil. The matriarch of the household wants to run away with her new lover, however Tats has his eye on a new, quite frankly, more exciting conquest - a pretend nutritional supplement company in a text based browser game! In a desperate attempt to keep him, Moms transfers the family savings into his bank account which he promptly uses to prepay 3 months of internet service. He dips into your piggy bank to purchase VIP from Mike Tycoon, opens a new company and wanders off down the road to greatness. White Gorilla Nutrition was born. With the help of personal friend, and Montreal Org owner Bizzy B (an absolute weapon RIP), the pair of business partners funded MMATycoon’s very first nutrition company to be fully stocked with all 5 supplements while boasting the highest quality available at the time (158). No other company could compete with the Silverback line up and envious wannabe’s turned to money laundering in an effort to fund the supplement research (159) that would eventually topple the great White Gorilla. The market became saturated and Tats retreated back between the warm thighs where it all began. Fast forward to 2022: Absolute legend, Big Louie DePalma stumbles out of bed a little groggy, resembling a Grizzly Bear stirring from hibernation - the result of too many driveway beers on Labour Day. The Canadian is horny and hungry. Your Mom rushes toward him, exposed breast in one hand, sammich in the other. Without breaking stride, Lou chooses the meal and swats the hag to the side. Her pleasure would have to wait. Recently tasked with reviving the iconic CFC in Montreal, Lou had decided to resurrect another piece of history: White Gorilla Nutrition. Stayed tuned for further details...