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The top p4p guys are a bunch of animals By Alika Webb Latrobe Arundel - LION Arundel is the top pound for pound fighter in the MMATycoon world. He prowls in the cage like it’s his personal savannah. He lulls his opponents into a false sense of security as he dances around them but as soon as he sees an opening, he pounces. With razor-sharp teeth and claws like swords, his unsuspecting prey doesn’t stand a chance. Latrobe Arundel is a lion, the king of the jungle personified. Who will be the one to kick him from his throne or will he keep on roaring from the top of the mountain until he’s ready to retire? Crotch Grabber - RHINO Crotch Grabber’s nickname is the turtle and it’s no wonder why, the guy is built like nature’s tank but unlike a turtle, his speed and fury are unmatched. I honestly see him more as a rhino, as he just loves to steamroll over people. Once the bell sounds he just runs you over, backs up and does all it over again until the referee drags him off his latest victim. Iain Tower - GIRAFFE High and mighty does he stand above everyone else, Iain Tower has his head above the clouds but his feet roam the earth and his fists are locked and loaded, ready to shoot and blast through people’s chins as if they were made from glass. Built like a tower, you’d expect him to be incredibly powerful but also slower than his opponents. He is incredibly powerful, so much is true, yet he is able to move at the speed of light like a freaking ninja, giving his opponents no weakness to prey upon. Herb Krison - BISON Herb Krison is a typical bison, his broad shoulders won’t easily rock the boat, he is content simply grazing the fields. He likes to focus on pursuing his own success instead of picking fights willy-nilly. Don’t underestimate the bison though, he is a lot smarter than he might look. If you find yourself on this guy’s path, prepare for a war. When Herb Krison attacks you, it’s like being run over by a bison herd. He swarms you, attacking with speed, throwing an army of kicks and punches in bunches until you just can’t take it anymore. Michael Bennet - PIRANHA Slice! Slice! Chop! One punch kicks his bloodlust in gear. More punches and kicks follow, like a pack of bloodthirsty monsters. Michael Bennet attacks like a vicious school of piranhas feasting on prey. His opponents scratch, claw and scream as they are pulled into the deep, getting eaten alive one bite at a time. Joosep Lõhmus - BUNNY Little Bunny might sound like a cute little nickname but as all his opponents quickly learn, there is nothing cute and cuddly about this little bunny. Like the Rabbit of Caerbannog in Monty Python’s The Holy Grail, Joosep Lõhmus is “the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!” He’ll have you screaming for mercy in no time because when he attacks, he will eat you up like a carrot. What other animals belong in the MMATycoon zoo? Let the beast go and let us know in the comments!