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Super Meat Boy, better known as "The Butcher From Bellevue", was an American serial killer and cannibalist who killed all the people and fucked all the hot bitches. After murdering and fucking everyone he got lonely and tried repeatedly jumping into some gigantic circular saws in the forest to end his miserable existence. Sensing his potential, Manny Tosen (who'd surprisingly not gotten eaten nor fucked by this menace yet) saved his life and fed him cake. Fuelled by sugar and an insatiable hunger for human flesh, Super Meat Boy is 2-0 in professional MMA.