Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "George is gettin upset!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Correction, I used to be bald..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Sweet fancy Moses!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "I show up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveme8 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaaaage at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeeeeeee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TK Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaaaage at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeeeeeee" Love the "Believe it or not" part lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Hi, my names George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaaaage at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeeeeeee" YES!!!! this is the greatest thread in the history of the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Cantstandya!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "worlds are colliding" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "no ones a bigger idiot than me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "you cant park headfirst!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 keys, gloves, scarf -- go back to her place to pick it up...date number two! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "you cant double dip your chip!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "the human fund (money for people)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanGoing Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 "you cant double dip your chip!" That's not technically a George quote, he was the one who did the double dip. This is however: "You know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollins Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 House in the Hamptons? George: Well, you know, I've been lying about my income for a few years; I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Oh no, I'm so sorry it's the moops. The correct answer is the moops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Oh an by the way, the jerk store called. They're running out of you! What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller! Oh ya? Well I had sex with your wife! --"His wife is in a coma" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 "Does she have a pinkish hue? I gotta have a pinkish hue" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 SERENITY NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveme8 Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 *George going on a date and Kramer has a bag full of condoms* "I'll take one" *everyone looks at him* "It could happen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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