"Monster's Brawl" Fighter Bios

[Guest]

Since we'll be creating our fighters next Thursday after gym fees are taken out I figured it would probably be a good idea for us to go ahead and throw our fighter bios up so the coaches and fans have a chance to get to know the fighters early.

[Guest]

My Fighters Bio:

Name: Zane “Fate” Blaise

Manager: X Cellent

Hometown: Oakland, California

Fight Camp: Ground Central Gym

 

Zane Blaise doesn't know where he was born or whom his parents are. Unlike most orphans Zane wasn't left in the

care of some loving old nun or even an abusive foster parent. Zane was picked up out of the streets of Oakland, CA

by a prostitute named Sunny. She and her pimp Big Pik used him to extort rich white men. It was an elaborate setup,

Pik would scout them to ensure they were married, then he would buy them drinks until they were sloshed, and then

Sunny would take them back to her place (or the nearest dark alley). While they were distracted Pik would lift their

wallet and hold on to a credit card or two. A year or so later when Sunny contacted these men they would be

more than willing to take care of "their" son.

 

As Zane got older he became less useful in his role, so Pik found him a new job slinging crack. The money was decent

and as Zane grew into adolescence he realized if he didn't find a way out of his current living situation, it wouldn't be an

issue much longer. Zane was a smart kid but he never had time for school. When they tested him for learning disorders

they were shocked to find his iq was a good bit above par. Zane dropped out of high school just around the time Pik was

becoming a big figure in the ghetto underworld of Oaktown. When the police decided to move in for a bust Zane found his

opportunity out of that life.

 

Pik had moved up to cocaine dealing, he had arranged for a few kilos to come in, and when Zane found out he let a police

connection know. Of course the police offered him a paltry $50 bucks and a free pass on some past crimes. Zane wanted

better, he made sure Pik had him on the security detail for the big deal, and when the time came he recognized the moving

in police officers. Pik didn't realize what had happened until Zane was standing over him holding the briefcase of money intended

for the deal.

 

Pik looked up and asked, “Why? I've always looked out for you? I took you in?”

 

“It's just fate,” Zane responded. He wanted to say so much more, wanted to tell him off for using him like a pawn, but there

just wasn't any time for that with the police closing in. The money firmly in hand Zane took off running as the popo's broke

down the doors. During his escape Zane was shot in his leg, hobbled but not willing to give up on his one chance he continued

running to a car he had set up nearby for the escape. His long journey away from the dark corners of the dangerous little

town he'd always known ended when he arrived in LA.

 

Zane used the money to open a bar, “Fate.” After being stabbed by a drunken patron with a broken bottle Zane brought on a

larger security force. One of the bouncers who spent a little time working in the bar was Billy Reed. Zane was always amazed

at how Billy could level a jealous boyfriend with a monstrous takedown and control him on the ground until the guy just lost his steam.

A few promotions and a lot of long nights talking later, Reed suggested Zane check into Ground Central Gym.

 

Having only spent a year or two training Zane has made wonderful progress working his wrestling with Antione Cooke. He's just begun

rolling a little with Giuseppe Hudson but is constantly aiming to improve his Jiu Jitsu game. Zane is untested in MMA Fights but after witnessing

some of his rather bizarre training rituals, he was approached by the “Monster's Brawl” program director X Cellent.

 

“Bizarre isn't the half of it, he's in their with his sparring partner and he throws his hands behind his head. I expected his partner to start

throwing shots at the body to build up toughness, but no the kid nods and his partner unloads with a flurry of strikes square into his face.

Of course the kid stumbled and hit the floor but when his partner came to see if he was out he took the guy down. I'll be completely

honest whether he can fight or not he's gonna be one helluva guy to watch fight.”

[KellyM5]

Name: Bob "Nubs" McGrady

Manager: Kelly McGrady

Home Town: Patterson, Louisiana

Fight Team: None

 

 

Bob McGrady was an orphaned baby who was adopted at age 4 by a couple from the Louisiana swamps. This is where he spent the majority of his time as a child, catching crocodiles, rounding up snakes and whatever else he could find.

His only wrestling experience is from wrestling crocodiles in the swamps. That's how he earned his nickname too, "Nubs", because he lost all 5 fingers on his left land from a crocodile bite. He has never attended a school, his only education comes from his parents. Growing up, him and his brothers had a boxing ring that they would always fight in. Bob was the most talented of the bunch, and now he wants to prove he can beat the best with his backyard brawl fighting style. He was planning to go to the military until he got the chance to fight in the Monsters Brawl tournament in New York. He has nothing to lose, he's here to win.

 

I'm not much of a writer, feel free to add to it!

[Guest]

Name: Martin "make it" Rain

Manager: Max Power

Hometown: Perth, Australia

Fight Camp: Synthetic Top Team

 

Martin Rain was born on the 21st of February 1992 and grew up living in the quiet suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. At the age of 6, Martin's parents enrolled him into gymnastics and karate. By his 12th birthday, Martin had earned a black-belt in karate and competed in the Australian Karate Federation, earning a place in the National Squad. Martin competed in the 8th Oceania Karate Championships earning himself a gold medal for the under 16's.

 

Struggling in his education, Martin opted to drop out of high school at the age of 15 and opted to hone his talents in the field of martial arts. With the encouragement of his father, Martin flew to Japan where he took up Japanese Pro Wrestling and Judoka. At the age of 16, Martin was introduced to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu by Gorou Maeda a direct descendant of Mitsuyo Maeda and talent scout for Roger Gracie Brazilian Jiu Jutsu Academy in London. Martin headed to London to train under Roger where he would later earn his blue belt within the years end.

 

At age 17 Martin knew he wanted to continue toward a new goal, to fight in Mixed Martial Arts. So again with further help from his parents, Martin headed to Thailand to train in Fairtex, Pattaya. Martin begun his professional Thai boxing career and racked up 7 fights, winning all by stoppage.

 

Currently training at Synthetic Top Team in Perth, Australia, Martin is looking forward to entering Monster Brawl. With a wealth of experience for his age in certain areas of martial arts, Martin is still a complete novice coming into the competition with no amateur or professional experience in mixed martial arts.

 

 

[kerplunk]

Name: Ray "Smash" Teevie

 

Manager: D0C Ray

 

Hometown: Johnston, Iowa

 

Fight Camp None

 

Ray is a young lad from a rural area. He grew up on a farm and this is his first foray from his home town and living outside the farmhouse.

Smash got his nickname from school friends who playfully mocked him for his lack of gaming knowledge.

 

Ray wrestled at school and he performed well probably helped by his manual labour on the farm. His distinct technical ineptitude was overcome from brute strength.

 

His school wrestling coach was impressed by his athletic, explosive style and showed him many videos of MMA shows like Meca and HookNShoot. Ray enjoyed the sport immensely and when offered the chance of a training opportunity away from his home he was nervous yet excited. With trepidation he packed a small bag and began what he hoped to be an exciting journey.

 

Personality Traits: Honesty, Naivety, Conflict avoidance, Introverted

[Kainlock]

Name: Greg Michaels

 

Manager: Frank Night

 

Hometown: Hartford, Connecticut

 

Fight Camp: None

 

 

Greg Michaels is a young 18 kid from Hartford, Connecticut. Michaels parent were very rich so he was given the finest education and tutoring. His dad wanted Greg to be well rounded so he enrolled him in a local boxing gym when Greg was 8. Greg took to the “sweet science” quite well and with his family finances he could afford the best trainers in Connecticut. Soon he was seen has a great project and perhaps the next big thing in boxing.

 

Greg had other ideas though. At the age of 14 he decided Boxing was not a thinking man’s sport. Boxing challenged his body, now he wanted to challenge his mind. Greg learned about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from one of his house maid’s son. Greg, with the financing of his dad, once again was able to take to a new sport and afford the best trainers money could buy.

 

Greg is now 18 and with his wealth of knowledge in both Jiu Jitsu and Boxing, and his wealth in general, he now has turned his attention to the world of Mixed Martial Arts. His goal is to show he is amazing and a future world champion. After all what a Michaels wants a Michaels gets.

 

[Guest]

Name: John "The Prototype" Turner

 

Manager: The Prototype

 

Hometown: Mesa, Arizona

 

Fight Camp: None

 

John Turner was born January 22, 1992. He was brought up as any normal kid going to school playing with friends. Till one day his first dayof middle school his dad asked if he was going to go for out for any sport teams he picked wrestling. He went on to win a couple and loss a couple. But once his Highschool years started he really started to focus on every aspect of fighting. Getting in to gym's to work Boxing all the while wrestling in highschool. he later won state then regional's but, sadly couldn't continue due to injury. His right ACL was torn and it would take two years missing out on his junoir and senoir year of wrestling but he wouldn't let that stop him. He is back training harder then ever hoping to see if he has what it takes to be a fighter. If he wins this show he is gonna keep going. if he loses he quits forever in competitive fighting.

[Guest]

Name: Idrissa Diakhaté

 

Manager: Ben Prendergast

 

Hometown: Saint Louis, Senegal

 

Idrissa Diakhaté born on the 1st of August 1991 is a Senagalese fighter who moved to New york at the age of 14, having grown up farming in Saint louis he had a tough upbringing and was no stranger to fighting.

 

When Idrissa and his family moved to New York he started working in a french restaurant earning a small wage. When he was making the short walk home from work one night he heard music and the sound of pads and punching bags being hit, it was coming from a small converted shop that was an MMA gym. Idrissa went inside and talked to the owner who enrolled him in the gym and told him to come back weekly for Muay Thai and BJJ classes.

 

Idrissa continued to train there as a hobby for the next 3 years with no real interest to fight, a problem then arised when men in suits come knocking at the gym door asking for vast sums of money or they will reclaim the possesions of the gym. this was a low point in Idrissa's life as the gym had been his home for the past 3 years, at this point he knew he had to come up with a solution.

 

Idrissa found some hope when he spotted an advert for a MMA tournament called Monsters Ball, he instantly entered himself dispite his inexperience with the hope he might be able to save the old gym.

 

Who knows how he will fare in the tournament, all he knows is he has to win

[Guest]

Name: Sol 'Junior' Cole

 

Manager: Greig Smith

 

Hometown: London, England

 

Fight Camp: BBTT (British Bulldog Top Team)

 

 

Sol Cole was born November 10, 1991 in a rough council housing estate in Brixton, South London. His father owned the local boxing gym and this is where Sol first toned his skills. Sol competed regularly in the Junior Boxing Circuit and his record stands at 19-1. He went on to represent England on numerous occasions in the Junior International Boxing Championships where he won 4 Golds in his designated weight category.

 

In the Summer of 2007 a new gym opened not far from his fathers gym. His fathers gym had hit troubled times and was on the verge of closure and Sol Snr was asked if he would be interested in taking the Boxing classes at this new gym. The gym was full time with classes not only in Boxing but in Muay Thai, CSW and BJJ. Sol followed his father to this gym and cross trained in all disciplines taking a particlar shine to BJJ and he trained religiously in this under the tutelage of black belt Samson De Costa. Such was his progression in a short period of time that he competed in the BJJ British Open and won gold in the blue belt category with only a years training under his belt.

 

Sol's instructors are amazed by his athletic & explosive style. He's the first in the gym in the morning and the last to leave at night. His progression in MMA a short period of time is astounding. British Bulldog Top Team are confident that in Sol Cole they have the next big thing in UK MMA.

 

 

[PBR]

some pretty good ones here guys -- some good shit

[VandalFish]

Name: Reggie "the hook" Haidar

 

Manager: Benji Vandal

Hometown: Hackney London, UK

 

Fight Camp: ACME london

 

Reggie grew up in the heart of London on a hackney council estate, one of the roughest in London,from the age of thirteen he fell into gang life, amassing a impressive record of petty crime and assault charges, finally at the age of fifteen his record caught up with him and he got sent to a juvenile detention centre on a assault charge, inside juvi is where Reggie finally found a passion and motivation for his life when he discovered the art of boxing, Reggie spent every free hour of time he could in the prison gym mastering his skill and finally getting the regimented schedule and substance his life had lacked for so long.

at the age of sixteen Reggie was released and finally separated himself from his former life, entering the world with a new passion and meaning he spent every hour of his waking day down in the local gyms sparring and training and making a living as a personal trainer, he entered many amateur contest and soon ranked himself high enough to merit a Olympic try out for the 2012 events, it was here in the trials where he sustained a broken hand ruining his chances , dejected and heartbroken he soon returned to the gyms unable to spar for months, it was then he seeked other methods to channel his aggression his friends often talked about the world of mma but it wasn't till now Reggie took notice, he realised this was something he wanted to be envolved in, the raw aggression and power and pure form of combat appealed to him greatly and it was then he threw all his heart into training with extensive wrestling sparring to try and create a solid base to support his boxing, now Reggie steps out of amateur competion and is ready to step up and become a pro fighter, with a big heart and a even bigger right hand Reggie looks to prove he is a future champion!

[Guest]

Name: Luke Holder

 

Manager: Lynn Holder

 

Hometown: North Myrtle Beach, SC USA

 

Fight Camp: N/A

 

Luke grew up throughout North and South Carolina before his parents settled in North Myrtle Beach. His Mom worked mostly office jobs while his Dad has always worked security in nightclubs. Since his Dad worked mainly nights, Luke would spend a lot of time with him after school. His dad would work on different fight techniques with Luke, though most of these were better for throwing a drunk out of a club instead of a true MMA fight. Luke's Dad got offered the head of security position at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach. About this time, Luke's Dad thought his son should get some real martial arts training by professionals. He signed him up at a local Martial Arts academy where Luke has been progressing nicely. Though, he's been training in all aspects of Mixed Martial Arts, Luke seems to have a knack for the Art of Eight Limbs. Now that he's done with school, his days are essentially filled with training MMA and hitting on girls at the beach. A few nights a week you can find him working for his Dad, breaking up fights and dragging out drunks.

[Guest]

Name: Tyler Edkins

Manager: Jango Fett

Hometown: Milton Keynes

 

Tyler was your average school drug dealer, only having his Drunk Dad, marijuana, Old Kung fu movies and the odd cheesey porn film from time to time to educate him in the ways of the world. So by no surprise at the grand old age of 8 he was a drunk and addicted to marijuana, and by the age of 16 had 4 different kids from 4 different customers.

 

After finding a Job advert in his local newspaper for a male porn star and realising that his drink and drug problem and the maintance money for the children was hurting his pocket he decided this was a great idea. And has no idea what he has gotten him self in for.

 

 

 

[Guest]

Fighter: Ras Butten

 

Manager: Jean Abia

 

Fighting out of: Amsterdam, Netherlands

 

 

Ras is the prodigal son of the Butten family, coming from a family full of brawlers and scrappers. His brother, Bimbo Klice, was also successful for a short period of time, as well as Sim Tylvia, the eldest son. But Ras was fated to be the truly great Rutten. From the moment of his 1st grade fight, where he proceeded to bite the teachers' ear off, it was deemed as a certainty. At the age of 16, Ras was in the Olympic wrestling trials, and at 17 he had his professional debut, where he proceeded to be arrested after 2nd degree manslaughter of his opponent. He has now made his way to Monster's Brawl, where he hopes to continue his murderou......errr fighting ways.

[DougSupreme]

Name: Mieczyslaw Grabowski

Manager: Logan Mikki

Hometown: Chicago, IL USA

Fight Camp: Slaughterhouse

 

Born in Chicago of immigrant parents, Mieczyslaw learned at an early age in order to have success one had to make sacrifices. Early in his life, this was evident by the fact that his father Ryszard, a master carpenter, worked long hours for minimal pay. Although Ryszard missed a good portion of his son's childhood, he was able to pass on his incredible work ethic. As he grew older, Mieczyslaw took on odd jobs to help his parents make ends meet, eventually working with his father at the age of 14. His duties mostly included unloading the lumber trucks that delivered to the job sites, and carrying the materials to the appropriate areas within each jobsite. Occasionally, his father even let him swing a hammer. After a year or so of this strenuous labor, Mieczyslaw grew into quite an athletic young man. His father, always looking out for the best interests of his family, decided to allow Mieczyslaw to participate in the sport of his choice. Mieczyslaw, having never touched a Basketball, Football, or Baseball, decided he was more suited to a solo sport that utilized minimal equipment. After one week in the gym, a dedicated wrestler was born. His wrestling career was short lived however. About six months into his training, during a team match, one of his opponents taunted Mieczyslaw, laughing, stating "maybe if you were a good wrestler, your father might show up one day to watch." Knowing the sacrifices his father made for him, Mieczyslaw became enraged. He attacked the antagonist, picking him up and slamming him on the floor and proceeding to pummel him into unconsciousness. When the dust had settled, it had taken 6 people to pull him off the limp body of his adversary. Several months later and several thousand dollars of legal fees later, Mieczyslaw was put on probation and forced to do community service. Although his impromptu fight was a severe setback in terms of upfront money, one good thing came out of it. One of the people that helped to pull him off of his opponent happened to be a small time Amateur MMA Promoter. In the split second it took for Mieczslaw to demolish his rival, the promoter saw a spark of raw virile talent. He immediately took him under his wing, and made sure he got the best training he could afford. After eight victorious amateur bouts, Mieczyslaw needed a better challenge. Enter the Monster's Brawl.

[buckeyes3636]

Name: Cameron "Khalifa" Thomaz

Manager: Carson Crider

Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Fight Camp: Jackson's MMA

 

Khalifa was born on September 8, 1987 in Minot, North Dakota to a mother and a father serving in the military. His parents divorced when Khalifa was about three years old. His parents' military service caused him to move on a regular basis. Khalifa lived in Germany, England, and Japan before settling in Pittsburgh where he attended Taylor Allderdice High School. His stage name is derived from khalifa, an Arabic word meaning "successor", and wisdom, which was shortened to Wiz when Khalifa was fifteen. Khalifa stated that the name also came from being called "young Wiz 'cause I was good at everything I did".

 

Cameron started to train Boxing at the age 13 when he wanted to learn self defense. His coaches soon moved him into the MMA gym next door. There he trained and sparred his ass off. He wanted to be a Pro so bad. One day Greg Jackson visited the prestiguous gym and found an interest in Cameron. He invited him to train at Jackson's Gym and offered to pay his gym fees. There he trained his wrestling with Rashad and his striking with Jon Jones. He soon had his first MMA fight, KOing him in the first couple minutes. His hype kept getting bigger and bigger until he finally got a call from X Cellent. They talked for an hour about this great oppurtunity for Cameron.

[Aconors]

Name- Shane Carter

 

Manager- Robb Smith

 

Home Town- Troy, Ohio

 

Fight Camp - ACME London

 

Shane Carter is a eighteen year old fighter born and raised between Ohio and London because of the divorce between his parents, Shane moved to New York with his dad when he was sixteen years old. Shane found out the hard way that New Yorkers can be some assholes. Getting into fights just days after moving to the city that never sleeps is where Shane learned quickly he needed to be able to defend himself.

 

Shane started taking defense classes and quickly got attached and began learning about mixed martial arts. Shane being a athlete for as long as he could remember started dedicating himself to the sport more and more. Shane got into his first wrestling meet in his sophomore year and showed dominance very quickly.

 

Outside of school this wrestling base was also being molded into someone who could defend themselves in a stand up war also. Shane started taking boxing and muay thai lessons from a private coach. Throughout high school Shane garnered attention from the New York media because of how well he did at wrestling and how well he was doing as a amateur boxer. For three years he stayed on this path and had found something he wanted to do full time.

Shane graduates high school just one day before he will sign his pro mma fight contract with New York's based Monster MMA. Shane has been talking with the promotion about a contract and will sign to compete in their Monsters Brawl television show. The eighteen year old middleweight does not have all the accolades that some of the guys signed on to this competition have but he may have the biggest heart of them all.

 

Shane's father Robert Carter had been Shane's biggest fan the last few years as he saw Shane grow as a fighter. Robert never missed a boxing match or a wrestling meet and even as the fighter started getting recognition his dad taught him to stay humble. Robert Carter passed away in March of this year just two weeks before his sons final amateur boxing match. Robert Carter lost his long battle with cancer and Shane has since vowed to dedicate his mixed martial arts career to his father.

 

Shane spent summers in London with his mom but he was still training and he became a mainstay in the ACME London fight team and will carry that name with him while on the tv show. Shane may have been from Ohio but he had spent plenty of time in both London and New York over the last few years to know that his fight team was family to him as well.

 

Shane knows that there will be both ups and downs but says it is how you take each bump that shows what kind of man you are. I am a man of faith and I will not give up no matter how hard the battles may get.

[Guest]

Name: “Naked” Bernie Bridges

Manager: Marco Battaglia - uncgalum

Hometown: Lexington, NC

Fight Camp: Carnage/Carolina Top Team, Las Vegas

 

On crisp October mornings wood-fired barbecue pits fill the soft Carolina air with hickory-tinged smells that seemingly bring this small central North Carolina town to a time-forgotten crawl. This town is defined by good foods, laid-back Southern charm and a penchant for people who are more than residents: they are characters, known throughout town for their idiosyncrasies and a penchant for the eccentric.

 

Becky Bridges, a small blonde woman with skin permanently bronzed by years of tanning and yellowed by hepatitis, is fondly known in these parts as “Baby Maker.” In the late ‘70s, Becky gave birth to six children, all of whom she sold to a string of exigent and willing buyers, earning her a moniker that would have embarrassed, or even crippled most women. But, Becky ravaged in her fame, albeit local and absurd. During the ‘80s she flaunted herself around uptown, always in her trademark yellow rain boots. Routinely, she would hitch rides northbound on Interstate 85 blow jobbing truckers from mile marker 90 to 96. Her exit was the Waffle House and after a thrice-daily dose of scattered, smothered and covered hashbrowns, she’d make her way back southbound to her cozy home in Room 62 of the Royal Blue Motel.

 

Becky lived this life until 1991 when the pending birth of her unlucky seventh child, Bernie, transformed her from free-willing prostitute to desperately-wanting-to-right-her-wrongs mother. But, the drugs and disease that took her sense of right-and-wrong during her early life, ceased her physical abilities to survive childbirth and left newborn Bernie to the care of Lucille Loppe, a sixty-five year old grandmother, who as the only maid at the Royal Blue for the past twenty years, was the matriarch of a family of misfits such as “Baby Maker” Becky, Cindy Cyclops, Patsy the Catcher, Fast Eddie East and “Middle Finger” Mark.

 

The newest addition to the Royal Blue family, baby Bernie survived the brutal childbirth that claimed his mother’s life. But, for the first ten days of his life, with his adopted “family” uncertain what to do with him, he remained unclothed, not once even a towel used to form a makeshift diaper. On day 11, it was decided by a consortium of non-thinkers that Walleyed Wanda and Guitar Gary Rose, who had lived in Royal Blue’s Room 64, next door to Baby Maker Becky for ten years, would gain custody of the baby who had now become known as “Naked” Bernie.

 

A rattled and disturbed youth chiseled Bernie into an increasingly psychotic teenager. Walleyed Wanda tried her best be a good mother to Bernie but she was constantly landing herself into trouble fighting other women – and men – who would ridicule her about the eerily disproportional amount of white showing in her eyes. Her husband, Guitar Gary was a drunk and abusive ex-Army Ranger who idled the day away strumming his six string in exchange for bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.

 

In middle school, kids increasingly wanted to know why Bernie was called “Naked” Bernie and, wanting to get noticed for something other than his school bus stopping at the local crack motel, Bernie started telling of daring adventures he had taken, all the while stark naked. Eventually, as will always happen with rambunctious teens, his school chums started demanding to be a witness to some of these feats.

 

Bernie’s first real naked adventure took place at the very place he called home. One summer day with boredom bearing down on them, Bernie talked a group of school pals into hanging out with him at the Royal Blue, where they would “see hookers, steal my Grandmother Lucille’s maid keys and watch free porn inside the motel rooms and sneak a swim into the $2 a day pool.”

 

While in the pool one of Bernie’s pals dared him to jump from the balcony of a motel room into the pool, a dare he gladly accepted. However, once he climbed onto the balcony and stripped naked in front of fifteen pool-goers, Bernie decided that a naked freefall into the gigantic holly bush that sat thorny and green below him made for a much more dramatic presentation. And so with one bloody and shockingly funny naked tumble from a second floor balcony, the legend of “Naked” Bernie Bridges that had been thrust upon him at birth became a full-blown reality.

 

In May 2010, at the age of eighteen “Naked” Bernie Bridges continues to shock people with his exuberant and appalling naked stunts. Recently, Bernie has made his way naked from North Carolina to New York in a stolen police car-turned yellow cab with two friends prodding him every step of the way. They’ve dared him to walk into the toughest mixed martial arts gym in New York City without a stitch of clothing and are daring him to become “Naked” Bernie Bridges, MMA superstar.

 

And so we wait……..

[Guest]

So glad you guys needed an alternate. Here is my fighter. Enjoy.

 

Name: “Captain Asskicker” John Brown

Manager: Buster Gloves

Hometown: Newark, DE

Fight Camp: Maryland Top Team

 

John Brown is the most interesting person in the world. That Dos Equis guy is a freaking r-tard compared to John. Just think of the most awesome person you have ever met, and then put him on top of a volcano with an electric guitar and surround him with naked chicks. Yeh, that guy practices writing John Brown’s name in his diary.

 

John Brown is the offspring of Shiva the goddess of destruction and Alf. John Brown was born on the 4th of July in the emerald city of Newark, Delaware. As a child, it was clear that he was special. John could breakdance before he was a year old and was able to beat Ninja Gaiden on NES before he was four. Such a treasure could not fall in to the wrong hands, so John was protected by an army of karate monkeys. Some say the seclusion from the rest of the world affected his social skills. Yeh, well some can also go eat my ass with a spoon. John Brown is the friggin man. At the age of 8, John learned how to play electric guitar and the world dropped its panties. His riffs were so good that the US government transmitted them in to space and the reply they got back was “Freebird!” John accomplished many great things in his young life. They include high fiving Jesus after bowling a perfect game blindfolded, shooting the wings off a fly with a sniper rifle at a mile away while receiving a hand job from an asian massage therapist with three breasts, and eating 50 Cadberry eggs in one hour without vomiting.

 

John began martial arts training as a way to get in shape for his starring role in Pootie Tang 2. The movie itself never was released to the public because of the outbreak of random mosh pits during several test screenings. After many years training in the mysterious mountains of ancient West Virginia, John became a master of drunken boxing. He was exiled from his temple after he got drunk and kicked off the head of a colleague during his office Christmas party.

 

At 15 years of age, John Brown turned to street fighting. He was good. He once ripped the heart of a man out through his ass just to show him how black it was before he died. He also is notorious for performing the finger poke of doom. At the ripe age of 16, John Brown became the most deadly warrior in the universe by achieving a flawless victory and fatality over the dreaded netherrealm boss Burt Reynolds. Although unsanctioned and often against inanimate objects, John Brown’s amateur record is a meager 2099 – 4, his only loses coming at the hands of a vending machine, a street curb, Rick James, and Windows Vista. John later joined Maryland Top Team and went pro. He has a 0-0 record as a professional MMA fighter.

 

John Brown is now 18 years old and resides in the enchanted land of Delaware. He lives with his two ferrets John Stamos and Shit Pickle. He is in phenomenal fighting shape, but has a hard time hearing over the sound of how epic he is. He is very excited to be part of the show.

[Guest]

Name: Unedanc Relat

 

Manager: Sean Mitchell

 

Hometown: Afghanistan

 

 

 

 

Biography: Born on a stormy night in Jalalabad in the middle of the Afghan summer in 1992. Unedanc Relat was destined to become a fighter from a very early age. His father, Qari Ahmadullah used to be the Minister of Security (Intelligence) for the Taliban during their reign of terror in Afghanistan.

 

 

 

Unedanc Relat was raised in a terrorist cell located in Jalalabad, Afghanistan. Here Relat was trained vigorously for years to become a terrorist like his father. In addition to his terrorist training, Relat began to develop his wonderful boxing skills, which inside the Taliban is required for all prominent members children.

 

 

 

Following the 2001 terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers in New York Relat’s father Qari Ahmadullah become a wanted war criminal as the United States invaded in Afghanistan in late 2001. Admadullah was hiding out, preparing to leave Afghanistan, when he was killed in late December, 2001 by a U.S. bombing raid in the Paktia province.

 

 

 

After his father’s death, Relat’s mother, Amina Relat Ahmadullah decided that it would be best for Unedanc to go to Canada in order to put an end to the terrorist ties of her son. Relat was only 9 years old when he and his mother departed from the Paktia province and decided to go to Toronto. Obviously this was a tumultuous time for Islamic people in the North America and Relat had a difficult time trying to go to school with the other kids.

 

 

 

Relat was constantly being picked on by the other kids and teased about his Islamic faith and brown skin. Relat felt he was forced to fight back and used his great boxing skills to defend himself and often got into a lot of trouble doing so. Eventually, when Relat was just 15, he decided to runaway and he went to New York. There he decided to try and be as American as he could. Relat stopped wearing his turban and began to dress like the other teens in an attempt to fit in.

 

 

 

Soon after his arrival in New York, Relat decided to put his boxing skills to good use and began to cross-train into the MMA world. Soon after he began his training Relat was selected to join the Monster Brawl tournament where he hopes to achieve superstardom and finally break the terrorist link between him and his father.

[Guest]

Name: Alfons "No Nickname Needed" Kressmann

Manager: Ryan Anderson(android17)

Hometown: Hakenfelde, Berlin

Fight Camp: Goliath Fight Camp

 

Alfons, born November 24, 1992, came from a not-doing-so-well family. If you don't really get what is a not-doing-so-well family, then I will simplify it - a poor family. Alfons's parents struggle to supply the entire family, consists of five sons, with enough basic needs. Alfons is their second child, his brother, Holger Kressmann, had to quit school early to work for money, end up joining the police force as it provides good pay and is a consistent job. Alfons is a wrestler since his high school, winning his school tournament every year since his 9th grade but didn't do good on inter-school contest. When he was 17, he joined a local pro wrestling federation known as Deep Impact Wrestling(DIW). Technically, it's illegal to work as a wrestler at the age of 17, but since this is just a small federation, no one realizes that or they simply don't care about that.

 

His wrestling ability improved by ten-fold with his 24/7 schedule of wrestling, afternoon at the gym; night in the ring. When the Monster's Brawl tournament is announced, Ryan Anderson started to scout on talents and found him. In the end, he joins the Monster's Brawl tournament under the name of "Ryan Anderson". It's time to slam somebody.

 

[Will add more depth later if possible]