Guest Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 we once let in someone into COE and within hours we were sketched out that he was a spy and booted him Cool story bro. Guys I will let you in on the secret of JMFC and how we are able to communicate so well. Some of you, I am sure, have heard of Mormon retreats / communities. JMFC is a group of young men living in the desert of Utah attempting to become closer to God and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, through the power of internet mixed martial arts and continually tempting ourselves with pictures of half naked sweaty men rolling around on the ground. The two are unrelated. http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/02feb/LDS.jpg Is our home. In the basement we have a rows upon rows of computers, resembling a South Korean Starcraft internet cafe. At the Northern most side of the room is a man beating time on a drum. All of our mouesclicks coincide perfectly with the beating of the drums. Anyone who misclicks or loses a fight is whipped mercilessly with a rope made of horsecock and forced to watch gay porn to see how close MMA is to crossing the line between manly and super manly http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/galley_slave_ch.jpg This but with more Hewlett Packard. And horsecock whips. Our leader, and I tell you this in great esteem and trust MMA aficionados, is the one and only Archbishop of the Almighty of the Mormons in our pursuit of the holy land: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/5.3.10NeilPatrickHarrisByDavidShankbone.jpg he is actually 8 feet tall irl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Cobra Kai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I've seen that picture somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 This is where u saw it: http://www.mmatycoon.com/alliancepublic.php?ali_id=450 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Yo we all got big fat dicks and bang tons of dudes. We are definitely a "top" alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eversor Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Being biased and not: Convicted. Just a great group of guys to hang with and they come with a bang! Not counting Convicted: FinnFighters. Even though I'm finnish, it doesn't affect my judgement. From what I've witnessed, they're very social, fair and play the game "the right way". It also shows up on their best fighters/managers. EDIT: Didn't sound the way I meant to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Goodfellas...for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 http://mmatycoon.com/alliancepublic.php?ali_id=490 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garycoffey15 Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Im trying my best to put together a good alliance out in Hilo, i like how its going so far a lot of people are willing to help out the others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 It's simple really, Real Men Fight For Steel Penn! Stay alert at the top boys, soon you'll see us come flying past...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 everyone knows what the best alliance is. the bigger question, "what are the top alliances," would take a lot more research and poll data gathering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 It's simple really, Real Men Fight For Steel Penn! Stay alert at the top boys, soon you'll see us come flying past...... And there is the joke of the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 And there is the joke of the day! He who laughs last, laughs loudest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 He who laughs last, laughs loudest. The Goodfellas are laughing last... There isn't even a unit of membership alive that says it is Steelpenn. *Edit: If only there was some kind of event where Steelpenn could directly compete against Goodfellas for alliance supremacy? Wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelPenn Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 The Goodfellas are laughing last... There isn't even a unit of membership alive that says it is Steelpenn. Goodfellas are the Alliance War Champs thats the trueth, great job Goodfellas. But The Steel Penn is the number 1 alliance in this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 We are the champs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Not including my own alliance (Hell's Playground), I would say The Fighter's Pit, Boondock Fight Team, Convicted, or FinnFighters would be my top choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcbarros Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Within the alliance that founded - MMA BRAZIL - I know that are allocated three "managers" who are, indeed, watching the service from three different alliances: HELL BALLS, JFMC and a third that I'll leave without mentioning because she is too small. They asked to go and I knew I could be spies, but I let go, because we have nothing to hide. In fact, until we have, but it is not anything relevant to the game. These and all other spies are always welcome. These and all other spies are always welcome. Incidentally, I must clarify that I do not know if these people are just to spy on its own behalf or alliance of origin. But for me it does not matter. There is no "best" alliance. Each alliance has its peculiarity. Good alliance is the alliance that serves you. And look who has a lot of great alliance that does absolutely nothing for their members and I do not know why I still exist. But this is just a game ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Within the alliance that founded - MMA BRAZIL - I know that are allocated three "managers" who are, indeed, watching the service from three different alliances: HELL BALLS, JFMC and a third that I'll leave without mentioning because she is too small. They asked to go and I knew I could be spies, but I let go, because we have nothing to hide. In fact, until we have, but it is not anything relevant to the game. These and all other spies are always welcome. These and all other spies are always welcome. Incidentally, I must clarify that I do not know if these people are just to spy on its own behalf or alliance of origin. But for me it does not matter. There is no "best" alliance. Each alliance has its peculiarity. Good alliance is the alliance that serves you. And look who has a lot of great alliance that does absolutely nothing for their members and I do not know why I still exist. But this is just a game ... I might be misunderstanding since english is your 2nd language, but are you saying JMFC is trying to spy on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Goodfellas are the Alliance War Champs thats the trueth, great job Goodfellas. But The Steel Penn is the number 1 alliance in this game. You should be fucking disgusted with yourself for even thinking that was true. Your not even in the top 25 alliances. Spamming invites, scamming people under your banner for months on end and cover ups dont make a top alliance. I dont care who you have misguided into fighting for you or what your record is or isnt, you are not the #1 alliance in the game and you never.... ever.... ever.... will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 You should be fucking disgusted with yourself for even thinking that was true. Your not even in the top 25 alliances. Spamming invites, scamming people under your banner for months on end and cover ups dont make a top alliance. I dont care who you have misguided into fighting for you or what your record is or isnt, you are not the #1 alliance in the game and you never.... ever.... ever.... will be. Hey Bro, Don't hold back y'know? Doesn't help anybody. Go ahead and tell'em how you really feel Tempest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 I might be misunderstanding since english is your 2nd language, but are you saying JMFC is trying to spy on you? We spy on lots of alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcbarros Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 The fact is that a member of JFMC in my alliance. But I accepted and he is welcome. I think its interesting that people from other alliance lose time with that. And, more recently, came a member of JFMC request "help" financially. Despite this fact find odd, obviously helped. No one - in my alliance - was against. I'll repeat what I said, I do not know if the person infiltrated act in their own name or under the orders of the alliance. For me, this is irrelevant. Also irrelevant is whether there out of curiosity or to spy. I think it's deeply fool who loses time into this game with factoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcbarros Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Still, I think the record that JFMC a great alliance and this fact does not diminish the respect I have for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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