Guest Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Haha, I love this thread. I would also love to see Kenric sex up Raz in the future.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Haha, I love this thread. I would also love to see Kenric sex up Raz in the future.... i personally have no desire to see that lol...but i'm down for a walk off! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooehGnxcUOQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Blue Steel Oh right, I thought it was a softer look, more like Le Tigre... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 i personally have no desire to see that lol...but i'm down for a walk off! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooehGnxcUOQ "Ooo--ooooo-oooo-oo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 http://aka.media.jibjab.com/assets/18/52/09/27/30glmo.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 http://aka.media.jibjab.com/assets/18/52/09/27/30glmo.jpg HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 My son, Takeru, just won another fight this weekend. Less aggressive than I would have done it, but he still managed to knock that guy out in no time at all. He is in a league of his own. Kojiro, our manager, offered to fly us out in celebration to his place in Tokyo. It was insane. We drove out to Asakusa where they were having a huge Samba festival. I thought you could only find stuff like that in Rio. I showed my boy one hell of a time. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/TakeruSamba.jpg The young guy kept calling his girlfriend back in London, so while he was out I got my freak on for a while with this sweet little piece of honey. I just had to get my groove on. By the time it was over she was worn out, but I still had energy to blow. So, I found another sweet little honey to play with. I was working my mojo, and she was working her mojo, and then we got a cross mojination until suddenly heads were exploding. So, I washed up, gave her cab fare home, and went back to party some more. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/KenricSamba.jpghttp://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/KenricSamba2.jpg I eventually ran into Takeru again. I almost forgot about him. So we went and caught more of the show. This one wild thing was dancing all over the place. It started to rain, but she just kept going. Sweat and water flying everywhere had me dizzy. My boy kept looking at his phone so I had to smash it. It is time he acted like a man and had some fun. What happens in Japan stays in Japan. I think by the end of the night it was mission accomplished. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/Samba.jpghttp://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/TakeruSamba2.jpg We eventually got on our separate planes. He is back in London and I am in New York. I have a message from Kojiro on my machine. It seems they found me a fight, finally. Do they really think this Mason Terell guy has what it takes to make me give up? I think he is going to be in for a nasty surprise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/TakeruSamba2.jpg EPIC!!! HAhahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goliath1978 Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Well I missed the boat on that one, guess I just wasn't invited to Japan this time...But thats ok cause we are all young and the world is our naked sushi bar! On a side note though Takeru should not be allowed to bring his phone anymore! WTF is with that guy? How can you text the old lady from far far away when that piece of japanese tail is dancing around in the rain? He's not secretly gay is he? Lemme go with you next time and I will try to re-populate the Fukashima evacuation area! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Thanks for the read EVEAS, very entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 fucking hilarious!!! this is beyond EPIC!!! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted June 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Sorry it has been a while since my last post. I went on vacation to Waikiki to blow some steam off. Even took one day to fly to the main island for the volcano tour. I stopped by BJ Penn's gym, but he wasn't there that day. Would have been fun to test out the little guy's BJJ. If only I could have stayed on the main island another day. Still, it was a really fun trip. BTW... You know I love the ladies, but there is one thing I just won't do. Why pay for something you can get for free? I was coming out of Ono Cheesesteaks with a big bag of meaty goodness in my hands. I went to use the crosswalk and saw this fine looking lady staring me down and moving in to block my path as I got to her side of the street. She had smooth dark skin, a nice lean body, and a cheetah pattern 2 piece sarong that screamed ravage me. I could tell right off she was a whore and so when she asked me what's up I said, "Not interested" and moved on. She followed me for 2 blocks asking why not. I finally had to tell her no means no. Besides, no one gets between a man and his Ono Cheesesteaks. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/KenricHula.jpg You can't go to Hawaii without catching a luau. We started early in the morning and went on all night. Those pigs they bring out on the stick are to die for. I am just glad I don't have a fight scheduled yet so I have time to drop some weight. The food was insane. You know I can't resist hopping on the stage when the ladies are dancing. The great thing about the grass skirts is you can just spread the leaves. Didn't even need to leave the party. No one was the wiser. By night the fire dancers came out and put on a hell of a show. I was even invited on stage to give it a twirl. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/KenricFlames.jpg No woman can resist my flaming rod dance, and eventually I ended the night on the beach with another of the hula girls. I'll be picking sand out of my crotch all week, but she was worth it. We rinsed off in the ocean, but there really is no getting that sand out. Next time I really need to bring a few towels. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/Beach.jpg Now, I am back in NY with time to kill without a fight offer. Hawaii was expensive, and I need some money to get me through to my next fight. Luckily my agent had the perfect part for me in a little movie some guys were making near my apartment. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/Kenric3.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Keep up the awesome work man always enjoy reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab102/KenricMMA/Kenric4.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Where you at Kenric? Dont stop writing on us!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 You finally manage to heal the wound I suffered in my heart when 25 yeard old fighter story was closed... simply amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted June 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Where you at Kenric? Dont stop writing on us!! Let's just say Kenric is such a beast that he needs to hit the gym extra hard to avoid these trigger points taking away his skills. He will find time to post again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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