Guest Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 So, it just happened to me. My fighter who was champion at an org in London was supposed to defend his title tonight and his opponent was none other then an old fighter of mine that I released a while ago. My fighter is superior at the standup and at least as good on the ground. I however set the tactics to stand up (99%) and what happens? He lands a shot and then goes for the takedown, gets it and then gets submitted. All ended in less then a minute. So I lost the title to a fighter that I didnt want to keep for my own. I am not interested in any lessons on how I should have set the sliders, I just want the option to give my fighters some punishment. Slap him, warn him, take some of his cash, steal his wife or as it feels right now, maybe even have the option to separate the head from the body. Sloooowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 make him spar 12 times in a week. they really don't like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Note Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Put him a Cozad gym, strip him of his money, give him a humiliating fighter skin and quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 he has no feelings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 So, it just happened to me. My fighter who was champion at an org in London was supposed to defend his title tonight and his opponent was none other then an old fighter of mine that I released a while ago. My fighter is superior at the standup and at least as good on the ground. I however set the tactics to stand up (99%) and what happens? He lands a shot and then goes for the takedown, gets it and then gets submitted. All ended in less then a minute. So I lost the title to a fighter that I didnt want to keep for my own. I am not interested in any lessons on how I should have set the sliders, I just want the option to give my fighters some punishment. Slap him, warn him, take some of his cash, steal his wife or as it feels right now, maybe even have the option to separate the head from the body. Sloooowly. the only right punishment for such a slut is being forced to be the beauty queen of next Silvio Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga Sex Party. If he likes getting horizontal that much he should find his home there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Go to a QFC, pray that you get one of Mr.Jobber's fighters and then lose to him so your fighter can become the first one to lose against Jobber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Go to a QFC, pray that you get one of Mr.Jobber's fighters and then lose to him so your fighter can become the first one to lose against Jobber. Mike HAS to create a trophy for the first manager to lose to the jobber. The "Putting The Jobber Over" tropy or something. Well, really, he doesn't HAVE to do anything, but I think that would be an appropriate trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 It's pretty hard to lose to Jobber lolz, since I think Jobber has 2 on every skill so you have to use your master slider fu to score a lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Ha ha, what a great thread! Never change his clothes, starve him of all supps and change his nickname to, "The Worthless Piece of Shit." Man I'd give my left eyebrow to hear the Buffer announce that nickname in the UFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Ha ha, what a great thread! Never change his clothes, starve him of all supps and change his nickname to, "The Worthless Piece of Shit." Man I'd give my left eyebrow to hear the Buffer announce that nickname in the UFC Yeah I should not say it since SCH is a good friend of mine, but this should be thread of the decade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Lol, you got some good advice guys. A change of nickname doesnt seem like a bad idea at all to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Shave all his hair off by changing his avatar to the bald version of his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 He got shaved in his sleep tonight and his nickname is now changed to "Dumb as a brick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Shave all his hair off by changing his avatar to the bald version of his head Ha ha, brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 He got shaved in his sleep tonight and his nickname is now changed to "Dumb as a brick". And don't forget the old classic trick... Screw off the top of the salt shaker so it's barely hanging on, then when he picks it up to put a little on his dinner, the top will fall off, thus covering his entire plate with salt, therefore rendering the meal inedible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Or, and I'm divulging all my best revenge tricks now... Hollow out his fish fingers and poke dog poo inside. Cat poo works just as well, but is harder to procure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Oh, and don't forget to hit him with some crank calls: Make sure y'all listen to the last one. Freakin hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Tell him he has an admirer then give his number to this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TA56OMBmFyA/TTDSkv8fjuI/AAAAAAAABkg/0Mni2xOupyk/s1600/fatty.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Moahaha!! I will do all of those things for sure, he WILL suffer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Moahaha!! I will do all of those things for sure, he WILL suffer! Lmao, doing all those things is like a fate worse than death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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