Face Kicker Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 S. Keletor v Thomas Stark-The trash talk between these two camps has been early and often. Starks camp is promising a KO. They are telling fans not to blink. Stark claims he will not be deterred on his path to the million. Skeletor on the other hand still has his eyes…. Does he have eyes...sights set on winning the million and buying Castle Greyskull. Skeletor claims he will whip Stark’s monkey ass. Rumor has it Skeletor had staged a grand entrance for the fight, but SFC owner BankRupt would not allow him to ride a giant panther to the cage in fear of audience safety. true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 hey can you please update the first post with a link to the brackets? i can never remember what page they're on *edit* thanks duxwig- What do you need those for? You only have one fight left in the tourney and you already know who it's against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 What do you need those for? You only have one fight left in the tourney and you already know who it's against. that's true. i'll prob have to go 100% damage and hope for a miracle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 that's true. i'll prob have to go 100% damage and hope for a miracle Ha Ha. Of course you are going high damage. I could probably set your sliders for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Ha Ha. Of course you are going high damage. I could probably set your sliders for you. and i yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Round three is gonna be insane!!!!!!! Round 3 event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 and i yours LOL, no doubt. 100% damage with high hopes for me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Round 3 is right around the corner. Two rounds down in the Bankrupting BankRupt Million Dollar tournament. The third round may be the most exciting of them all! We have several great fights in store for this week. Hezekiah Munson v Budo Rei –Munson comes in having fought two really tough fights already in the tournament against relative unknowns. He again pulls one of the least experienced guys left in the tournament. The luck of the draw has really been in Munson’s favor, but he doesn’t overlook anyone. His camp claims he has prepared for this fight like a wildman. Rei has also come prepared for this fight. He continues to improve with every day of training he gets. He knows he is a huge underdog in this fight and the tournament, but he doesn’t care. He wants to go out and prove the ney sayers wrong. Kron Gracie v Spotted Cow- “The Future” has come in looking to become the present. He has long been considered one of the biggest under achievers in the game, but now Kron is beginning to live up to his potential. It’s like watching Neo finally realize he is “The One” in “The Matrix.” After submitting Richard davenport’s #1 project in round #2 of the tournament, Kron comes into round #3 determined to shut the critics the f*ck up. Spotted Cow on the other hand is really impressing in the tournament. In the first round he defeated a heavier Matt Sabre, and in round #2 he knocked off young HW prospect Koichi Kano. One of the top welterweights in the game, Cow arrived at the tournament letting everyone know size doesn’t matter. Will size matter? Will Gracie finally realize there is no spoon? Find out this weekend! Pyyno Janis v Ugga Bugga- This may be the fight to watch this weekend! The unheralded Ugga Bugga has become the Cinderella story of the tournament. He has truly lived up to his name “The Executioner” so far. He has sent both opponents to the showers early. Manager Konrad Kojee has shielded Bugga from the press in the hopes he doesn’t allow the attention to get to his head. He faces a stiff challenge this round in Janis. Janis’ trainer Pyynö Perkele claims his fighter even cut out Big Macs for this fight! Of course he replaced them with McRibs. Janis will look to earn his third OTN award this tourney. His sponsor McDonalds has promised a Big Mac to everyone in attendance if Janis taps Bugga, making him an instant crowd favorite! Those judges look hungry, Bugga may want to make sure this one doesn’t go the distance! Ratt Hughes v Keith Jaeger –“The Farm Boy” enters round 3 coming off a war with Barclay Jones. He expects his experience and skill advantage to be the deciding factor in the fight. At 28 years of age he is hitting his Tycoon prime, and he told reporters he doesn’t plan on wasting it. As a matter of fact he gave no respect to his youthful opponent, claiming Davenport better get a clean diaper ready because he plans on beating the shit out of Jaeger. Jaeger on the other hand, had nothing but positive things to say about his opponent. He claims his manager insists Hughes is just playing prefight mind games, and trying to get him rattled. Jaeger insists he is ignoring the trash talk, and focusing on getting past Hughes to round #4. Momoko Yamaguchi v Faze Wrecker- One of the more interesting fights on the card, these two men come in focused and prepared for a war. Faze has arrived in the tourney and made a name for himself. He arrived in Helsinki for round one with a paltry 3-3 record and has not looked back. He devastated his first opponent in just over a minute, but more impressively, he came in to round #2 a heavy underdog to LVM and one in dominating fashion. Now everyone is paying attention to Faze, and he even had the longest line at the fan expo autograph session. Momoko claims he will not fall into the trap of Faze’s past opponents and overlook him. He has trained his ass off in preparation for this contest. He came into the tournament as the #2 seed and he plans on leaving as #1. The sparring sessions between him and Bubba Killsinwater were all over the internet. The fans were in frenzy as they felt Momoko was easily getting the better of Bubba in the sessions. Pete Damato v Victor Creed- In what world could this fight possibly not be headlining a card? Only in the million dollar tournament! Damato has not only shown hands of stone, but also a foot of stone as well when he head kick KOed his round #1 opponent. He comes in looking for another highlight reel KO, but he knows that this fight could easily go to the judges. He is well prepared, and looking to make his million dollar dreams come true. Creed has taken to call his opponent “Cus Tomato” in reference to him being a tomato can. Creed has put on a ruthless training camp that has seen him send several sparring partners to the hospital, one of which may never fight again! When asked to comment on possibly ending a sparring partner’s career, Creed just shrugged his shoulders and said, “So!” At the fan expo fans had signs for Creed and Boos too. Creed seemed to relish in it. This fight may have more hype surrounding it than either of the top two fights, as Helsinki odds makers had more bets on it than any other fight this round. Starship Pain v Joe Frazier- These two men have nothing but respect for one and other. Pain insists he already knew it would come to this fight. He predicted that Frazier would beat Ernesti prior to their second round duel. Pain claims that he has watched hours of fight tapes on Frazier in preparation for this fight, and he thinks he has solved the riddle to the man people are calling the most exciting man in the tournament. Pain claims that be them exciting or interesting or handsome or magical, all all his opponents till succumb to the skills of Starship Pain! Nothing will stop him from winning the money. Frazier has his own aspirations for the money. He plans on using some of it to build a new training facility for his team to train at. But he says he is not looking past Starship toward the money. He has also trained his ass for this fight. He has already faced stiff odds once in this tournament, and he claims it prepared him for this fight. Will Pain reign supreme again, or will Frazier be the last man standing when the smoke clears. War Machine v S. Keletor-The bad blood started early with these two. First it was some back and forth banter, then some personal digs, finally at the weigh in a full out brawl broke out when someone in S keletor’s entourage threw water on War Machine’s new arm piece, She-Ra. War Machine went the f*ck off (who would’ve guessed a guy name War Machine had a temper) and started banging it out with S keletor’s crew. Before the melee could be stopped War Machine dropped a bomb on Trap Jaw knocking him the hell out. S keletor seemed a little shaken at the sight of his iron chinned minion’s lifeless body on the stage. He vowed to make an example out of War Machine for the rest of the tournament participants. War Machine replied that S keletor has a glass jaw and that he was going to knock S keletor’s chin into the cheap seats. S keletor and then removed his jaw bone. He then claimed he would fight without it, and asked War Machine how he was going to get to his chin now? War Machine replied, “Just make sure you show up, don’t use the ole’ Tito Ortiz cracked skull excuse.” S keletor walked menacingly toward War Machine. The two men stood toe to toe as Syn’ Euro owner BankRupt stepped in and told the men to save it for the tournament. This is one you can’t miss folks! The skills speak for themselves. These men have a combined 6 out of 8 primary skills above sensational! The men have two of the greatest managers Tycoon has ever seen in Face Kicker and Barnabas Sackett. They weighed in at exactly the same weight as well. Add to it a combined 27 opponents being KTFOed and you couldn’t find more excitement at a Charlie Sheen bachelor party. S keletor comes into the 3rd round in exciting fashion, he has won by KO and sub in the tourney, proving he is a danger anywhere the fight goes. He claims he is looking for the KO, but in reality he is here to win by any means necessary. Don’t think War Machine isn’t perfectly aware of the dangers S keletor poses. The Machine is an expert in all striking skills, and is no slouch off his back either, although he may be out classed on the ground in this fight. But the machine dares anyone to try to take him down. No one has even had the balls to try yet, he claims his takedown defense is like quicksand, the more you struggle to get him down, the more you wear yourself out for the devastating KO. Who will move one step closer to the million? FIND OUT THIS SATURDAY ONLY IN HELSINKI LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 when reached for further comment, S. Keletor had this to say: Trap Jaw was a dear friend, and he will be missed. Whore Machine will get what's coming to him, when I slap him around with my boner for 20 minutes before pulling off his head and punting it up his ass. Mark my words, vengeance will be mine! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as Whore Machine himself bears witness to it. Now I, Skeletor, am Master of the Tycooniverse! YES!! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the Tycooniverse within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people.. They are NOTHING to me! The Tycooniverse is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! And I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!! Fool! You are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE!! I... AM... A... GOD!! NOW..YOU...WILL...KNEEEEEL!! KNEEEEEEEEL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 when reached for further comment, S. Keletor had this to say: Trap Jaw was a dear friend, and he will be missed. Whore Machine will get what's coming to him, when I slap him around with my boner for 20 minutes before pulling off his head and punting it up his ass. Mark my words, vengeance will be mine! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as Whore Machine himself bears witness to it. Now I, Skeletor, am Master of the Tycooniverse! YES!! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the Tycooniverse within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people.. They are NOTHING to me! The Tycooniverse is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! And I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!! Fool! You are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE!! I... AM... A... GOD!! NOW..YOU...WILL...KNEEEEEL!! KNEEEEEEEEL!!! Castle Grayskull? You are in the wrong castle again and that's not the power of the tycooniverse filling you OR flowing through you and down your leg. Now clean yourself up, give He-Man a kiss and get back to your own castle to train for your fight. While you and He-Man have been enjoying filling each other with "power", War Machine has been punching windows in preparation for S. Keletors jaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Castle Grayskull? You are in the wrong castle again and that's not the power of the tycooniverse filling you OR flowing through you and down your leg. Now clean yourself up, give He-Man a kiss and get back to your own castle to train for your fight. While you and He-Man have been enjoying filling each other with "power", War Machine has been punching windows in preparation for S. Keletors jaw. castle grayskull is known to hold secrets to power that will allow someone to control the universe, which is why S. Keletor's been trying to infiltrate it for decades. but i digress. now, go back to punching your own butthole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 War Machine has been punching windows in preparation for S. Keletors jaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxwig Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Curse you Kron Gracie, Cow will find you again and Gracie Cow II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPartridge Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 I've given up trying to figure out Joe Frazier. Knocks out a guy in two minutes that I lost a close decision to. Congrats good sir, go win it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Frazier is the story of the tourney! Will be interesting to see how he does as the favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Frazier winning like he did really surprised me. The guy has serious power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Frazier has absolutely incredible hiddens, i wish i had figured him out sooner....his decision losses i jacked accuracy to try to make up for skill disadvantages....now i've realized i can just punch through them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxwig Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Bubba no want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 cya in rio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 good luck to the survivors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 good luck to the survivors Do not act all gracious! Its no coincedence that He-Mans head came busting through my living room window the night you lost with a note that said to get Skeletor back in the tourney or my head would be next. Not to mention the giant flaming bags of panther crap on my lawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Do not act all gracious! Its no coincedence that He-Mans head came busting through my living room window the night you lost with a note that said to get Skeletor back in the tourney or my head would be next. Not to mention the giant flaming bags of panther crap on my lawn! i gotta keep up with appearances, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojee Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Latest interview with Ugga "The Executioner" Bugga: Reporter: First of all, congratulations on winning your last fight with Pyyno Janis. Ugga Bugga: Thank you. R: Your next opponent will be famous War Machine. What you can say about that? UB: Well, I respect him so much. He is a great fighter and I’m very happy to fight with him. R: But aren’t you afraid of fighting with such strong opponent? UB: Look, in this tournament I was underdog all the time. I’ve also came across much heavier fighters than me. And I beat them. I respect War Machine, but for me personally it is no difference who am I fighting with. I will win like in fights before, I don’t focus on name of fighter I’m challenging. R: Do you have tactics on this fight? UB: I can't talk about it right now, but I can assure you and all my fans, that I and War Machine will give very exciting fight. R: What are your next plans, after this fight? UB: (laughter) To win the tournament! And if I lose, which is of course possible, I count on title shot in SynEuro, in my weight class. I think I deserve it, I have shown that I am good fighter and can beat opponents that, on first sight, are better than me. R: Do you want to say something more? UB: Yes. I’d like to thank my manager – Konrad Kojee, my sponsors – Northern Wild and my employer – Bank Rupt. R: Thanks for your time and good luck in your next fight! UB: Thanks and sorry for my imperfect English (smile). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Latest interview with Ugga "The Executioner" Bugga: Reporter: First of all, congratulations on winning your last fight with Pyyno Janis. Ugga Bugga: Thank you. R: Your next opponent will be famous War Machine. What you can say about that? UB: Well, I respect him so much. He is a great fighter and I’m very happy to fight with him. R: But aren’t you afraid of fighting with such strong opponent? UB: Look, in this tournament I was underdog all the time. I’ve also came across much heavier fighters than me. And I beat them. I respect War Machine, but for me personally it is no difference who am I fighting with. I will win like in fights before, I don’t focus on name of fighter I’m challenging. R: Do you have tactics on this fight? UB: I can't talk about it right now, but I can assure you and all my fans, that I and War Machine will give very exciting fight. R: What are your next plans, after this fight? UB: (laughter) To win the tournament! And if I lose, which is of course possible, I count on title shot in SynEuro, in my weight class. I think I deserve it, I have shown that I am good fighter and can beat opponents that, on first sight, are better than me. R: Do you want to say something more? UB: Yes. I’d like to thank my manager – Konrad Kojee, my sponsors – Northern Wild and my employer – Bank Rupt. R: Thanks for your time and good luck in your next fight! UB: Thanks and sorry for my imperfect English (smile). You do realize there is another one of barnabas' beasties holding the belt at that weight too right? http://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=9652 I'll see what we can work out, but you mightt need to get a couple more wins if you lose this round before you can get a title shot. If you win Id be more than happy to give you one after the tourney is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojee Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Ok, sure thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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