Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Haven't we all, at some point, felt bad for Michael Bisping? No? Well then, take a look at this! http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/henderson-bisping-gif.gif Now that we're all on the same page, we should think about how much it would suck to fight in the UFC but not really be skilled at anything in particular. Just be Joe Average. Just be Michael Bisping. I present to you, the first ever... Bisping Bash! Screw sitting around worrying about aptitude and tickers and what-not. Screw nervously hoping you don't see more negative pops. Screw training for 2-3 years before actually starting to fight. The concept is simple. Each participant will make an identical 25 year old fighter. Each fighter will have 42 points in each primary, 44 points in each secondary and 44 points in each physical. Each fighter will be set to "No Training" to make sure nobody learns shit. Each fighter will have the same hiddens: KO Power, Granite Chin and Big Heart (since everyone picks those anyway). Each fighter will be of the same height/weight (188cm/185lbs after our dear Count Bisping) and in the same city. Once made, we'll take proof images to make sure nobody is cheating (it'd be damn lame for people to cheat anyway!). The fighters will take part in a league fighting weekly against each other and finally the best 2 will square off the in finals! I'll give a prize of $200k to the winner from my side! It's the best test for a manager. Identical fighters with the only difference being hiddens and sliders. And well, we can't do shit about hiddens. This is just an interest thread. If you'd be up for taking part in the whole thing, please post here! PS: This is just an idea we came up with in chat. Prior credit must be given to Marble Madness who did pretty much the same thing. Btw, if anyone has an org willing to host this or alternatively, is companyless and willing to make an org for this, do tell me. Sponsored by: http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1279005600160.png 160! - The best recovery money can buy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Count me in, nothing I'd rather do than emulate my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxwig Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyM5 Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 EDIT: Nvm, count me in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robnaldo Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 I'm interested! I assume this will take place in London? I also assume we'll have a standardize Weight and Height as well? (Bisping is 188 cm and 185 lb so that would be appropriate!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzn Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Me too please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 London isn't a necessity, I'll figure out the city if there's enough interest. Doesn't really matter since nobody will be training or anything! I thought the height/weight was obvious? We are making Bisping's after all! (I put it in the rules). If anyone has any ideas, please post them here or PM me. It's absolutely open to suggestions! And if you wish to sponsor anything, feel free to message me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 I'm interested! I assume this will take place in London? I also assume we'll have a standardize Weight and Height as well? (Bisping is 188 cm and 185 lb so that would be appropriate!) Good addition, I hadn't considered this but I'm all for it on both size and location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzn Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 This is going to be the lamest bunch of fighters every created! Lame power! Whooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Except the winner, for he shall be The King of the Bispings! Also, someone asked me why not 20 or 22 since its better long term. Just remember, the guys wont be training at all for a fair while. Their skills will also be absolutely Joe Average. It's not like they can be converted into long-term fighters or anything. That said, if the first one happens and turns out well, we can surely do a second after and people could re-use fighters and what-not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordweird Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Oh man I want to but no fighter slots and I can't release early, lol. Good luck, Ill be watching this, it will be hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 It probably won't start for a bit so you can see if you can cut and join! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordweird Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Oh man I hope so. Thanks for doing this, it should be a lot of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GripGambler Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Definitely in. http://www.kickassmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/UFC-100-Hendersen-Vs-Bisping.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 My org could host the event Shiv if your interested in joining my staff and putting the fights together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Im in and my org would host this if needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Im in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Sign me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'd love to take part if there's still room. I also hope every fight ends in a double knockout that ends with the result of both Bispings losing... I hate that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBR Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 No? Well then, take a look at this! http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/henderson-bisping-gif.gif that image doesnt make me feel bad for bisping -- it just makes me happy for dan -- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzn Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Except the winner, for he shall be The King of the Bispings! So the king of the lamers? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 I know my org would be very interested in hosting this. Could really use the extra fighters on the roster. Would also be willing to chip in another 200k on top of the prize if selected to host. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'm in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Well, it looks like there's interest alright. Keep posting if there's interest just so I can gauge what all we'll need for this. On the subject of the org hosting this, let me evaluate it. Thing, we'll probably need 10 fights or so each week. So it'll have to be one entire card solely through this tournament. That's why I feel like a fresh org might be the best way about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Well, it looks like there's interest alright. Keep posting if there's interest just so I can gauge what all we'll need for this. On the subject of the org hosting this, let me evaluate it. Thing, we'll probably need 10 fights or so each week. So it'll have to be one entire card solely through this tournament. That's why I feel like a fresh org might be the best way about it. My orgs only had 10 events so it's VERY fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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