Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Although Easter is a much more important holiday, a certain somebody who's name starts with an "M" and ends with an "E" is celebrating (really celebrating) his birthday right now. In fact, Im drunk and in my suit right now (1pm.) Anybody wanna celebrate with me? I'll give away some tycoon cash to whoever has the best reason(s) I should and posts in this thread. How much am I giving away? Dunno depends how good your reasons are. Itll be at least a couple hundred K though. How many people am I giving it to? Dunno depends how many good reasons there are. When will I give it away? Dunno depends on if I take a nap or not. Like Clint Eastwood said "Go ahead, make my Day!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Happy birthday bro. Hope u had fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Happy Birthday Vincent! Mine is a week away too, but if you were born on this day... and jeebus was born again on this day.... does that make you part god? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Happy Birthday Vincent! Mine is a week away too, but if you were born on this day... and jeebus was born again on this day.... does that make you part god? There's a little god in all of us bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Your birthday only happens once a year. Remember that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Happy Birthday Vincent! Mine is a week away too, but if you were born on this day... and jeebus was born again on this day.... does that make you part god? I wouldn't say he was born again. He just had 2 day injury/cuts and couldn't start training again until Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 One year older one year wiser! Lets drink some BUD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 A song for Vince...(must be sang to the happy birthday tune) Happy Birthday to you In your trousers there's poo Happy Birthday dear Vincent You belong in the zoo.... Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBR Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 In fact, Im drunk and in my birthday suit right now fondling myself(1pm.) fixed for you bro -- lmao -- happy b-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarMachine Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Not in your birthday suit again are you Vince? Happy birthday, have a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Hey - It's my sons birthday as well. No booze though just kids food lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwynd Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Jesus's birthday was not today (traditionally that is. Christmas is the birthday of Jesus according to Christian mythology). Today was the day that he supposedly was raised from the day. Today was the last day of Passover. At any rate... Regardless of your religious beliefs, or lack thereof, today is a good day to celebrate because it's your birthday, damnit! You don't need any other reason then that. It's you day... have fun get sloshed, pick up a nice easy woman, bang her silly and post the pics on the internet giving us all the link via PM.... well... you can skip that last part I guess, but go have a blast brother. Hoist one or five for me (I have a high alchohol tolerance. In fact, you could even call me a professional drunk.) And just have a fantastic time! And Happy Birthday brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A2TheJizzle Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Happy birthday, may the Easter bunny fill your eggs with strippers and beer.... It's up to you which one you stick your willy in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankyFin Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 give me money to help Syn out, to keep F-Man from posting Torres-threads, to keep Nehi from losing for money and because id keep making you reconsider some horribly cheasy company names, should the need arise, so .. really what else could you want, .... ... ... ... maaaaan ^^ happy b-day ^-^ and stay classy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 give me money to help Syn out, to keep F-Man from posting Torres-threads, to keep Nehi from losing for money and because id keep making you reconsider some horribly cheasy company names, should the need arise, so .. really what else could you want, .... ... ... ... maaaaan ^^ happy b-day ^-^ and stay classy Early front runner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Im Crisse and that should be reason enough to give me the money! And happy birthday mate i hope your having a awesome day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude321 Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Happy Birthday man! I could use a little to help me out with my clothing company and just cause I'm a good guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fuck your bday you jerk! Just joshing.......Happy BDay ya hairy old fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroovemonkey Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Happy Spirit Formation Journey Anniversary! Here's Zakk Wylde and a Geddy Lee impersonator singing you your very own birthday song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 what an attention whore (ps: happy birthday etc etc, you owe me 10 mil) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kupsman2 Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Happy birthday! Now you owe me 100k because I greeted you. Hehehe.. just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fuck your bday you jerk! For a sec u sounded like a jerk but then saw the rest of your post. Very funny s$$t. Yours will soon come. Ahshaga Just joshing.......Happy BDay ya hairy old fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umberts Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Happy Birthday! Have a blessed life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Happy Birthday. Give me money so I don't take a dump in you're coffee cup.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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