Guest Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 I felt the urge to say the same but 1 hilarious thread the alright bloke does not make. It's a start though. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 did they give you a lab coat? post pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Its not a Lab Coat its more like a Lab Suit Its looks pretty similar to this one I have only used it once that was my first day on the job when I was checking out the lab, there is a pretty big procedure just to put this thing on lol http://www.wolfhazmat.de/bio/bsl4_1.jpg Imagine that guys, Castor - A Scientist, I must say that I feel very proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Rookie error Next time save and upload the pic yourself, don't link directly to the suit manufacturer's webpage! It also looks like you got a job in the mid 1990s. Lab equipment has come a way since then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Rookie error Next time save and upload the pic yourself, don't link directly to the suit manufacturer's webpage! It also looks like you got a job in the mid 1990s. Lab equipment has come a way since then LOL @ Rookie Error I took the Pic from Google Images And if you read what I wrote again it says "Looks pretty similar to this one" as in its the same type/kind, its not a white traditional doctors coat If you want to deny that Im a Scientist now thats up to you Have a nice day / Castor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 I don't deny you're in science, just as a specimen! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Don't be a scientist denier KRad, dare to dream. Next thing you'll be telling me you don't believe in Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster or that Elvis is still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I hate getting up this Early Im off to work now guys Have a nice day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Its going very well, they like me a lot and I have adjusted very good to this place (I read the Wikipedia page about Micro Biology to give me an advantage) and everything just runs smoothly ... I consider myself to be a real Scientist (Micro Biologist) now 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Pics or it didn't happened. In Poland we have a saying: "When you don't know anything in a particular subject, become a teacher and teach it" (because there is lots of shitty teachers in Poland). Bragi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksoul Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 they like me a lot See, this is the bit where you've gone a bit too far with the story - now I'm sure it's all made up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 See, this is the bit where you've gone a bit too far with the story - now I'm sure it's all made up I was shocked when I read this Im a very charming guy darksoul (In case you havent noticed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted October 23, 2013 Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 Ok so you are ex nazi & drug addict, you have been in prison and you were great prospect in hockey (castor has told that he wouldve play in the NHL if he wanted). You have worked as a chef, made crimes, got stabbed multiple times and now you are scientist (without education). You also told me that you have slept with Arianny Celeste (UFC ring girl). That is not enough, this multi talent is one of the greatest managers in mmatycoon (top25) and he was top level chess player when he was young (told me that he competed against the best players in sweden). I suggest that you contact hollywood (i am pretty sure that you know people in hollywood) and they should make movie about you (catch me if you can style). I wouldve suggested Jonah Hill for the main character but since he is not fat anymore he is not good for the role. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2013 Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 He is a man of the renaissance and you're just jelous because your life is just boring, not like his. Castor is true DaVinci of XXI century. Bragi~ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 Ok so you are ex nazi & drug addict, you have been in prison and you were great prospect in hockey (castor has told that he wouldve play in the NHL if he wanted). You have worked as a chef, made crimes, got stabbed multiple times and now you are scientist (without education). You also told me that you have slept with Arianny Celeste (UFC ring girl). That is not enough, this multi talent is one of the greatest managers in mmatycoon (top25) and he was top level chess player when he was young (told me that he competed against the best players in sweden). I suggest that you contact hollywood (i am pretty sure that you know people in hollywood) and they should make movie about you (catch me if you can style). I wouldve suggested Jonah Hill for the main character but since he is not fat anymore he is not good for the role. OFFTOPIC: Ok I didnt sleep with Arianny Celeste ... I dont know any people in Hollywood, and if anyone was gonna play me in a Movie it would be John Travolta ONTOPIC: Its going very well ... Im like a Chameleon in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 He is a man of the renaissance and you're just jelous because your life is just boring, not like his. Castor is true DaVinci of XXI century. Bragi~ LMAO Youre a very funny guy Bragi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 http://i.qkme.me/3r6cfk.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 OFFTOPIC: Ok I didnt sleep with Arianny Celeste ... I dont know any people in Hollywood, and if anyone was gonna play me in a Movie it would be John Travolta ONTOPIC: Its going very well ... Im like a Chameleon in there If he wasn't dead I'd say Mr John Candy would be perfect for the role. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 If he wasn't dead I'd say Mr John Candy would be perfect for the role. I think that Chris Farley would be better, but he is dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted October 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 http://i.qkme.me/3r6cfk.jpg That is a pretty weird Choice of Picture for that text 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 If he wasn't dead I'd say Mr John Candy would be perfect for the role. I think that Chris Farley would be better, but he is dead How about Rebel Wilson? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 How about Rebel Wilson? Let's make a casting. We have two candidats: 1) Rebel Wilson 2) Sumo fighter http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FwCk2x7d5Ho/UTjxercdGtI/AAAAAAAAABo/AFLiitqTxm8/s1600/1284546788sumodeadlifts_sumo_xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 How about Rebel Wilson? Now Rebel Wilson is an interesting option. Considering Farley and Candy are dead she's certainly the front runner. If we're heading down the fat woman path, and I for one hope we are, I put forward Kathy Bates (of the movie Misery fame) and Roseanne (of being a fat comedian fame). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Roseanne has too much longevity and built up her street cred to support her being annoying and fat, so she's definitely out. I don't know much of Kathy Bates, but if she is talented (and she seems to be), she's out too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ok this is getting tough but I think I've cracked it. I nominate Chaz Salvatore Bono (formerly Chastity Sun Bono). He's Fat, transgender and relatively talentless. A tick in every box I believe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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