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Ricky Blazer

Reporter: I'm here with a young Ricky Blazer who is just a few days away from a tilt in the 170 pound division against Jay "The Knife" Cutler.. how are you feeling about this fight?

Ricky: You talkin about how I'm feeling.. or how I'm gonna feel Jay? *giggle* I know I know.. my manager said I shouldn't be so crude, my manager said I should back it down a bit but I just can't help it sugar plums. I'm feeling pretty good, got a few more training sessions and I'll be in tip top shape,

Reporter: What will your strategy be?

Ricky: Is that so hard? I'm a fister! Er, I punch things..

Reporter: Yeah, ummm, so what are you worried about the most leading up to this fight?

Ricky: Well I'm hoping he is frisked mightily before entering the cage.. his nickname is "The Knife", getting cut up is not on my list of things to do. And if they need help frisking I can do that too!

Reporter: You have never lost 2 in a row, is the fact you might do that entering your mind?

Ricky: Not on your life sunshine

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Richard Robinson (234923)

 

Well here we go, that's 7 wins in a row! Everyone knows how deadly my knees are, but very few people know that i am quite capable on the ground too, as Henry Percy found out.

 

I lit him up on our feet, then i decided i wanted to make him scream, which led to me taking him to the ground and earning myself a nice Sub of the Night bonus.

 

Take note Bosco Brown. There are many ways i can beat you to take that belt. So... Do you want to get knocked out or choked out?

 

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I see little chance of you finishing me in either way. I am the BigDawg, I have been in the cage with fighters that would make you shit your pants. You are simply not on my level. One trick ponies dont worry me at all. CageDawg wins this one pretty easily and hurts you on the way.

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Ricky Blazer



And boom goes the dynamite! I was a bit disappointed when Jay tried to wrestle fuck me but glad to see the ref realized what he was doing and stood us up. Then BOOM and he was still awake.. well fuck, he needs to get his ass up so I can do it again. Then BOOM he is more dazed and confused than a black man in Ferguson, MO jail. So we go back and forth a bit.. then BOOM he goes down again. I motion him up and I swear to god this kid is a glutton 'cause he gets back up. He could have avoided embarrassment, he could have said he had enough at that point.. but oh no. You want more.. you got it then one final explosion with my fists and he is asleep. Hell, he is probably still napping at this very moment. Second KO of the night in 3 fights.. gotta say I'm loving this and look forward to more fisting in the future!


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Gary Yukon Bitters

 

 

I would like to report an attempted fight fixing by my opponent Danny Everett. Here is the text in reference to his 2am voice mail that I couldnt understand because of all his damn sobbing and sniffling into the phone. I think we should ban this fighter and his behavior!

 

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If nothing is done about this by fight time I'll have no choice but to beat him into retirement!

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John Hetfield



With the latest 'news' that Danny Everette was looking to have his opponnent to throw the fight, multiple MMA news sites reached out to the owner of Insanity to get his thoughts on the matter.



"Look, Gary Bitters and his management have been very good to work with, and because of the respect I have for them I will put a guy on this to see if any of this is true. I personally do not see Everette saying any of that, but his silence on the matter is a bit questionable. Hopefully he'll speak up and let us know what's going on. In the mean time, we'll just have to wait and see if the message has any legitimacy. Regardless of this little 'situation', I know I work with some REAL fighters in my orginisation, and I do not see any of them ever looking to do an easy fight. Not since Billy Beast is gone anyways. I am sure that in the fight between Bitters and Everette, we'll see two top guys looking for the finish because both of them are warriors."


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Richard Robinson (234923)

 

I know I'm a bit late, but Bosco Brown you sure deserve that belt.

 

After recovering in hospital, i went back to Gorilla Warfare MMA to see where i went wrong and am training harder than ever to get back into the game.

 

Vlad Putin will be my first step to fighting my way back to the top. Having a taste of a title shot and failing has ignited something inside of me and i really want that belt.

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier



Chris Lancier recently signed with Insanity to finish up a tournament started by another promotion. Darkness was no more and the co-owner allowed Chris and his opponent to come to Insanity to have their finale bout. A fight wouldn’t be the same without Chris putting out a video, so here goes..



“Oh, how the nerves are taking over before the big fight tomorrow. I feel sick to my stomach now that I am so close to finishing up this fucking lame excuse of a tournament. “



Chris shook his head before he turned back to the camera. He appeared to be in the hotel room close to the venue where the fight was taking place.



“Now lets face it people.. The second I entered this tournament you all knew that I was going to walk away the winner of the whole damn thing. Nobody got a damn thing on my jits, and that’s a fact. My BJJ is so good, a company had to close because they could not stand by the slaughter that is going to happen in the finale matchup between yours truly and Timmy Riggins. Thank fuck there was an org crazy enough to let this match still happen, and I’m pleased they stepped up to host the match. Not sure what will happen with the price money.. but that’s the of my concern right now.”



In a moment of silence, Chris reached out to take a sip from his soda and took a bit from a burger.



“What? I’m on weight motherfuckers. I can do whatever, the, hell, I, want! My weight aint got nothing on me just like Timmy doesn’t. I have to say I am amazed that he still is going forward with this fight, he had plenty of reasons to not do it and call it a day. Just walk away and we’d never get me as the official winner of the tournament. So I thank him for letting me get what is rightfully mine and have the legit bragging rights of being the tournament winner.”



Chris adjusted himself before speaking again.



“Now Timmy, I know you still think you got a chance, the fighters punch, and all that bullshit. But dude, no.. Just no.. Just let it go and accept the fact that tomorrow I am going to give you a whole new meaning of what hell could be. You know hell, that place where Franco Ysengrin is headed. You’re going to experience it tomorrow night already, you going to wish that I could just end you right there and then to make the pain stop. But no.. , -breaks into singing- ‘.. ‘cause I can’t stoooop.. .and I won’t stoooop’. “



He chuckles to himself, thinking about good ol’ Miley. Will she be there tomorrow? Ah, Chris snaps out of his thoughts and speaks up once more.



“Yeah.. Tomorrow.. Timmy is going to find out that he can’t fuck with Chris Lancier.. ‘cause Chris Lancier is unfuckwithable!”



With that, Chris ends the video and it comes to an abrupt end.


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Richard Robinson (234923)

 

I know I'm a bit late, but Bosco Brown you sure deserve that belt.

 

After recovering in hospital, i went back to Gorilla Warfare MMA to see where i went wrong and am training harder than ever to get back into the game.

 

Vlad Putin will be my first step to fighting my way back to the top. Having a taste of a title shot and failing has ignited something inside of me and i really want that belt.

looks like that was step in wrong direction

 

 

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looks like that was step in wrong direction

 

 

 

 

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Richard Robinson (234923)

 

Well not since the beginning of my career have i had consecutive losses.

 

I admit, i don't like the feeling, but i have been here before and i can dig myself out.

 

Congrats to Putin. You executed your gameplan and was able to beat me. I'll be back.

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Mike "This Gonna Hurt" Allen blog update

Come February the 21 the pretender Norman Parke s going to be exposed to all. pretending to be champ please there only one real champ in the division and that's me .Parke enjoy your time at the top for the next few days.It will be a nice memory when your back to being a journey man mid division fighter where you belong.

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"Insanity has been around for a while, and as of today we have established the Insanity Hall of Fame.


The Hall of Fame is to show case those fighters that stood out, was it because of their amazing win streaks, amazing championship run, or anything else that stood out. We like to give back to the fighters who represent our orginization, and this is just another way of showing it. Now without further delays.."



An image appeared on screen as John Hetfield said the following line;


“And the first inductee into the Insanity Hall of Fame is…. Nolan Sackett!"



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Nolan Sackett


15-1-0



"Congratulations to Nolan Sackett for becoming the first inductee, and of course a big thank you!


Nolan has been a big part of Insanity’s success and has been one of the most dominant champions the organization has seen.



Since his career started, Nolan has raked up an impressive record of 15-1-0, and he is not done yet! Out of his 16 fights he has had 12 with Insanity, and most impressively is that out of all those fights, 11 of those 12 were championship fights. He already is an MMA legend in my eyes, but there will still be haters that will disagree with that status. None the less, Nolan is an outstanding fighter and it will be hard for any fighter to beat him during the remainder of his career.



I could not think of anyone more deserving to become the first inductee, he has proven his worth and is always very entertaining to watch in the cage. Once again, congratulations to you Nolan, and thank you for all the work you have done for Insanity so far, it will be a pleasure working with you in the future! “


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After weeks of negotiations, uncertainty, media coverage, whispers and claims, it can finally be announced.....

Grant Brophy and John Hetfield have been locked in talks about a potential signing, with both sides eager to secure a deal but seeming stubborn in their shrewd negotiations. Finally, both sides agreed to a compromise for the biggest deal of the year so far in the org....

Insanity can now officially confirm the signing of the hugely popular.....

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"THE THUNDERBOLT" PIKA CHU!

Pika Chu is known the world over for his charisma and his ability to knock people out! With a record of 14-4-0, where he has a solid record of 14 KO wins, he has built a cult following, and many were clamoring for news on his arrival in Los Angeles to pen the deal. He will be remaining in his hometown of London to train, but will jet out to LA for all of his fights. Speaking on his signing for Insanity, Pika Chu had the following to say:

 

" I have a huge amount of respect for John Hetfield, and for Insanity, and I believe it is an org on the rise and I want to be one of the figureheads leading that rise! I have fought opponents in Sydney, Amsterdam, London and Hilo, and to be able to fight in Los Angeles will allow me to broaden my horizons and gain more knowledge and experience in my career. I will be training for a while before my debut fight, but I can assure you that it will be a huge event that all the fans will enjoy. "

 

With rumours rife of who his first opponent may be, there are already talks of Pika Chu being involved in a title challenge deciding fight, but we expect he will take a logical approach throughout his Insanity career.

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After weeks of negotiations, uncertainty, media coverage, whispers and claims, it can finally be announced.....

Grant Brophy and John Hetfield have been locked in talks about a potential signing, with both sides eager to secure a deal but seeming stubborn in their shrewd negotiations. Finally, both sides agreed to a compromise for the biggest deal of the year so far in the org....

Insanity can now officially confirm the signing of the hugely popular.....

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/31/31w27.jpg

"THE THUNDERBOLT" PIKA CHU!

Pika Chu is known the world over for his charisma and his ability to knock people out! With a record of 14-4-0, where he has a solid record of 14 KO wins, he has built a cult following, and many were clamoring for news on his arrival in Los Angeles to pen the deal. He will be remaining in his hometown of London to train, but will jet out to LA for all of his fights. Speaking on his signing for Insanity, Pika Chu had the following to say:

 

" I have a huge amount of respect for John Hetfield, and for Insanity, and I believe it is an org on the rise and I want to be one of the figureheads leading that rise! I have fought opponents in Sydney, Amsterdam, London and Hilo, and to be able to fight in Los Angeles will allow me to broaden my horizons and gain more knowledge and experience in my career. I will be training for a while before my debut fight, but I can assure you that it will be a huge event that all the fans will enjoy. "

 

With rumours rife of who his first opponent may be, there are already talks of Pika Chu being involved in a title challenge deciding fight, but we expect he will take a logical approach throughout his Insanity career.

 

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Octavio Saades

 

Octavio Saades had the following to say when told of the big signing by Insanity:

 

"Well well well, if it isnt the cuddly and cute, yet not very scary toy cartoon character Pika Chew, man your name sounds like I just sneezed!! The only reason one makes the claim to need to train is because they are scurred of the beat down they will undoubtedly soon face!! Hetfield just got my signature on the dotted line for a fight come April 3rd however I am not afraid to state right now Ahhhh Chew and I certainly should have a date to dance in the cards with the winner taking on the legend from Insanity known simply as Sackett. Get your training in little man, I am here waiting for you for when you make your first trip to LA, things here arent like they are in the UK, only real men venture out this way and I am clamoring at the chance to be the first to welcome you into our house!! You are stepping in with the big boys now, not the softies you been frolicking about with over in Britain..."

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Silent Bob

Tonight, live in the Hard Knocks arena I run head on into fellow alliancemate "Oh Yeah", does this mean we have a little dance off and see whats happens from there, hell no Mr!! I am out for blood, every time I enter the cage I go for the throat, and following the epic beat down I took in my last match up I am here looking for redemption. And redemption will be what I experience at the cost of a good friend. But tonight there are no friends, only enemies and after I beat the living tar out of you Yeah Boy maybe we can go for a few beers and you can tell me all about your sorrows!! If you think for a second I plan on going easy on you, think again as this will be a massacre leaving those in attendance in sheer and utter shock!! Some may never recover from what they are about to see, and for that we thank you!

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Silent Bob

Greetings everyone, following that despicable judging performance tonight in my fight with that clown "Oh Yeah" I had a curious text message sent my way. Now before I get into the specifics of the outrageousness I am about to announce to the world I would like to formally decline any potential rematch with that clown of a fighter named "Oh Yeah". I am sure he will be begging for such a match but I am here to state to the Global Community I will not accept such a fight!! Those judges were out of their minds ruling our fight as a draw, the fans know it, I know it, the announcers clearly stated it and even the judges knew it even if they ignored it but most importantly that coward of a manager KRad knows it!! What he also knows is what I now know and am shocked to have learned, details and images have been sent my way via text message that outline the most unbelievable taking place. Prior to last nights event, while meeting for coffee words, ideas and yes money exchanged hands!! I have the proof right here that at least 2 of the judges taking in the event were on the take...

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As you can clearly see KRad is such a low life that he had to pay off the judges to make sure his guy got a fair shake, even though they tried to make it look legit. And for this very reason I feel it is my duty to ensure Silent Bob is not subjected to. This evidence is so very damning that I feel I can never trust the man I thought I once considered a friend. I am far too shocked to even discuss this any further, I had planned to answer questions from the media but that will have to wait, I expect a formal explanation to this unsettling occurrence and a sincere apology from the cheater known simply as KRad

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Richard Robinson (234923)

 

First of all, i want to congratulate Zane Mason on a job well done. Not since the beginning of my career have i had such a slump. But the last time i went on such a slump, i dug out and went on an amazing 7 fight streak.

 

After losing 4 in a row, the only way for me to go is up. I have had a taste of a Title shot, but since then i have not won a fight. I still haven't given up hope of winning the belt. But with 4 consecutive losses, it just means i have to crack more heads to get back up there.

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