man5616 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0911/realists-optimism-pessimism-realism-demotivational-poster-1258584859.jpg not a joke as such, but I found it amusing today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 http://www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/really-funny-cartoon-joke-45.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why should you learn to drive from a blonde... cause you can learn a lot from a dummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 http://www.funnfun.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-fools-on-facebook.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Q: What's the worst thing about an NFL wedding?A: Getting hit by Rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Honestyoninternet.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man5616 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. pretty funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted November 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorio Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Bob Sapp 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 What did one condom say to the other as they walked by a gay bar? Wanna get shit-faced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwang Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 The brilliant Tim Vine, king of one liners: Exit signs? They're on the way out! Velcro? What a rip-off! Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can't let it go can you? I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.” I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes So I said to a Scottsman 'did you have terrible spots as a kid?' He said 'ac ne' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yentoman Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Husband sent a text to his wife at night,"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."He sent another text,"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salaryat the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"She text back, "OMG really?"Husband replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorio Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Why Tupac Shakur would never get a 6-pack? Because he is 2-pack. I know this joke sucks. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwang Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre - so the barman gives her one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yentoman Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Wife comes home late at nightand quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanketshe sees four legs instead of two!She reaches for a baseball batand starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.As she enters,she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s"hi darling", he says,"your parents have come to visit us,so I let them stay in our bedroom.Hope you have said hello to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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