Guest Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 5'9" 143 29 Boxing: Feeble Muay Thai: Feeble Wrestling: Useless Jiu Jitsu: Blue Belt (Woeful++) just got my Blue Belt a couple of weeks back after 3 years++ of training Punches: Competent Kicks: Feeble Elbows: Mediocre Knees: Feeble Clinchwork: Mediocre Striking Defense: Abyssmal Ground and Pound: Mediocre Takedown Offense: Mediocre Takedown Defense: Feeble Submissions: Respectable Submission Defense: Competent Agility: Mediocre Flex: Proficient (foot in ear can be done easily) Speed: Mediocre Strength: Feeble Conditioning: Proficient Balance: Competent 3 Hidden Big Heart Solid Chin Experienced (well with BJJ Gi competetions... i tend to not join no-Gi events) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 6'1" 185 Boxing: Non-existent Muay Thai: Where? Wrestling: Totally useless (I've seen some WWE in TV tho) Jiu Jitsu: Black belt (I have never trained BJJ in my life. I bought a bjj black belt to impress the girls. I might go for the cauliflower ears too.) Punches: Tbh, if I yell out loud it hurst more than if I punch you. Kicks: Only kicks I have done in my life was in the swimming pool. I survived! Elbows: Two Knees: Bad Clinchwork: Useless against male opponents. Pretty good with girls tho. Striking Defense: Hit me in the ears. I wanna have cauliflowers! Ground and Pound: If you're a girl: Yes please. Takedown Offense: None. Takedown Defense: Feeble. I run pretty fast I kid you not. Submissions: Not good. I once kimura'd myself. Submission Defense: Read above. Agility: Huh? Flex: Abysmal (I once pulled my groin when I tried to tie my shoes.) Speed: Light-speed. Strength: I have the keyboard warriors strength: I got exhausted typing this nonsense. Conditioning: Read above. Balance: Suprisingly gets better when Im drunk. 3 Hidden -Massive hangovers -I can read minds -I haz a cheeseburger. Sorry about this post. Im suffering from the first hidden attribute I possess and Im tired as hell. Hope someone even smiled a bit. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutemi Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 186 cm, 81 kg Boxing: Useless Muay Thai: Useless Wrestling: Feeble (Wrestled for 3 years, I lacked skill but still won bronze medal from major national competion - Got good CV, but bad on practice) Jiu-jitsu: Abysmal (I have done submission wrestling 100% freestyle for two summers) Punches: Useless Kicks: Abysmal Elbows: Useless Knees: Abysmal Clinchwork: Abysmal (I wrestle poorly standing up) Striking Defense: Useless Ground and Pound: Useless Takedown Offense: Feeble Takedown Defense: Feeble Submissions: Woeful Defensive grappling: Feeble Agility: Useless Flex: Useless Speed: Useless Strength: Abysmal Conditioning: Proficient Balance: Useless 3 hidden: Sporting Tries tricks Slow learner Also: Injured for 6+something months (osteolysis in right shoulder). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Striking Defense: Hit me in the ears. I wanna have cauliflowers! I know this was a joke, but no you don't. It hurts like a bitch when you first get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I know this was a joke, but no you don't. It hurts like a bitch when you first get it. Yeah I know. I actually practice BJJ and Muay Thai irl. I was just bored out of my mind at the work when I typed that sucky post of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 My ear: http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/mgp5013/ear-bad.jpg Yes i took the picture in a bathroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Awww man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 My ear: Yes i took the picture in a bathroom... That's not too bad, ask James Thompson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted August 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 That's not too bad, ask James Thompson. No it wasn't, but it still wasn't pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Watching a lot of DVDs is pleasant, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Uhm..okay, here's the sad part: 195 cm, 100 kg Boxing: Abysmal Muay Thai: Abysmal Wrestling: Abysmal Jiu-jitsu: Useless Punches: Feeble Kicks: Feeble Elbows: Abysmal Knees: Woeful Clinchwork: Woeful Striking Defense: Abysmal Ground and Pound: Woeful Takedown Offense: Woeful Takedown Defense: Mediocre Submissions: Useless Defensive grappling: Abysmal Agility: Abysmal Flexibility: Mediocre Speed: Abysmal Strength: Feeble Conditioning: Woeful Balance: Woeful Hidden: Inexperienced Basic striking Plays chess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 5'11 155lbs 16 years old Boxing: woeful Muay Thai: woeful Wrestling: feeble Jiu Jitsu: respectable Punches:useless Kicks: if i get you in the groin there wonderful anywhere else useless Elbows: never thrown one Knees: can never remember to use them Clinchwork: competent Striking Defense: i protect my face ok but my body always gets killed Ground and Pound: i know how to punch ppl in the face when i'm on top of them Takedown Offense: respectable Takedown Defense: feeble Submissions: strong Submission Defense: respectable Agility: pretty good Flex: mediocre Speed: remarkable Strength: respectable Conditioning: strong Balance: horrible 3 Hidden learn fast cut easily especially in the mouth i have braces i fight dirty lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 5'11 155lbs 16 years old Boxing: woeful Muay Thai: woeful Wrestling: feeble Jiu Jitsu: respectable Punches:useless Kicks: if i get you in the groin there wonderful anywhere else useless Elbows: never thrown one Knees: can never remember to use them Clinchwork: competent Striking Defense: i protect my face ok but my body always gets killed Ground and Pound: i know how to punch ppl in the face when i'm on top of them Takedown Offense: respectable Takedown Defense: feeble Submissions: strong Submission Defense: respectable Agility: pretty good Flex: mediocre Speed: remarkable Strength: respectable Conditioning: strong Balance: horrible 3 Hidden learn fast cut easily especially in the mouth i have braces i fight dirty lol One more hidden: Picks very original names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Uhm..okay, here's the sad part: 195 cm, 100 kg 195 cm =~ 6'5"ish? Big somebitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Folklore tells I could crush a man's skull with one hand. On the downside, I never got to ride on my uncles shoulders as a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 6'1'' 195(can cut to 185 or 170) 22 yrs old Boxing: woeful Muay Thai: competent Wrestling: competent Jiu Jitsu: blue belt Punches:mediocre Kicks: respectable Elbows: competent Knees: respectable Clinchwork: competent Striking Defense: woeful Ground and Pound: woeful Takedown Offense: woeful Takedown Defense: competent Submissions: mediocre Submission Defense: respectable Agility: competent Flex: useless Speed: mediocre Strength: competent Conditioning: respectable Balance: competent 3 Hidden: Fast learner Strong chin Lots of heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimzn Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 5'5" 145 lbs 24 years old Boxing - Feeble Muay Thai - Feeble Wrestling - Feeble BJJ - White Belt Punches - Respectable Kicks - Competent Elbows - Feeble Knees - Mediocre Clinchwork - Feeble Striking Defense - Feeble Ground and Pound - Competent Takedown Offense - Woeful Takedown Defense - Feeble Submissions - Abysmal Defensive Grappling - Abysmal Agility - Proficient Flexibility - Competent Speed - Respectable Strength - Mediocre Conditioning - Mediocre Balance - Competent 3 Hiddens Big Heart Fast Learner Knows how to adapt to gameplan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 5'9" 165lbs (cut to 155lbs) Boxing: Wonderful (Trained for years, but no amateur fights) Muay Thai: Abysmal (Got swept onto my ass by a Muay Thai guy, what a valuable lesson) Wrestling: Respectable (Fucked around for years) Jiu Jitsu: White Belt (Rolled with some fucks) Punches:Sensational Kicks: Abysmal Elbows: Abysmal Knees: Abysmal Clinchwork: Abysmal Striking Defense: Sensational (Hardly ever get hit...had a whole fight where the dude was only able to land a punch on my shoulder.) Ground and Pound: Strong Takedown Offense: Respectable Takedown Defense: Remarkable (Always wrestled trained wrestlers or non trained wrestlers that were heavier than me, they could never get me down.) Submissions: Mediocre (Guillotine and RNC on several motherfuckers) Submission Defense: Mediocre Agility: Exceptional (Great at most sports; i can throw a combo of 3 punches while the fucker throws a single punch.) Flex: Competent (I can scratch all parts of my back) Speed: Exceptional (Fast as fuck) Strength: Wonderful (for my weight 80 push-ups non-stop) Conditioning: Woeful (Smoker; Camel Crush) Balance: Exceptional (Great at most sports) 3 Hidden: Fast learner (IQ 140+) KO Power (Knocked a guy unconscious with 2 hits...left hook, straight right...then another straight right as he was falling down the wall.) Lots of heart (Most recent incident got hit on a head with a bottle...see above) Special hidden: Is a Popular Fighter (Made out with 7 chicks in one night) maybe i'm a narcissist. BTW i never started any of these fights...I'm a hero. I am a bully's worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Fun idea. Look at my fighters and look at "me." Notice anything? 68" 156lbs (Avatar is of me after weighing in at 143.5 earlier that night) 26 years old Boxing - Useless Muay Thai - Useless Wrestling - Mediocre BJJ - Blue Belt Punches - Useless Kicks - Mediocre Elbows - Useless Knees - Useless Clinchwork - Mediocre Striking Defense - Useless Ground and Pound - Feeble Takedown Offense - Competent Takedown Defense - Feeble Submissions - Proficient Defensive Grappling - Wonderful Agility - Respectable Flexibility - Mediocre Speed - Proficient Strength - Strong Conditioning - Superb Balance - Respectable 3 Hiddens: Is a fast learner Is very self confident Is a popular fighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 5'8" 205 29 Boxing: Useless Muay Thai: Useless Wrestling: Woeful Jiu Jitsu: Purple Belt Punches: Useless Kicks: Feeble Elbows: Useless Knees: Useless Clinchwork: Useless Striking Defense: Woeful Ground and Pound: Feeble Takedown Offense: Woeful Takedown Defense: Useless Submissions: Competent Submission Defense: Competent Agility: Feeble Flex: Woeful Speed: Feeble Strength: Competent Conditioning: Below Useless Balance: Respectable Good Chin Heavy Hands Experienced I'm the least legit purple belt you will ever meet. First off I trained in a strip mall, it was litterally the most shittiest dojo you have ever seen in your life and my trainer had probably never been out of the country let alone to brazil. I was pretty much handed my purple belt because I had been training for like five years and I think they just kind of felt bad for me. I pretty much left after my purple because I was never going to make it to brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 this is fun 5'7" 190lbs 24 years old Boxing - feeble Muay Thai - abysmal Wrestling - feeble BJJ - White Belt krav maga - competent Punches - competent Kicks - useles Elbows - Woeful Knees - useles Clinchwork - competent Striking Defense - absymal(bad reflexes) Ground and Pound - feeble Takedown Offense - feeble Takedown Defense - feeble Submissions - feeble Defensive Grappling - competent Agility - absymal Flexibility - absymal Speed - absymal Strength - respectable Conditioning - Useless Balance - absymal hiddens dirty fighter fast learner unpredictable (like gilbert yvel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveme8 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Fast learner (IQ 140+) I'm impressed, in your infinite wisdom, you did not use your "intelligence" to justify get the "intelligent fighter" attribute. Being intelligent ≠ being a fast learner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 5'10" 196lbs 30 years old Boxing - Adequate Muay Thai - Woeful Wrestling - Mediocre BJJ - White Belt (probably woeful) Punches - Strong Kicks - Woeful Elbows - Mediocre Knees - Mediocre Clinchwork - Mediocre Striking Defense - Strong (presuming curl up in a ball counts) Ground and Pound - Abysmal Takedown Offense - Decent Takedown Defense - Woeful Submissions - Woeful Defensive Grappling - Mediocre Agility - Competent Flexibility - Abysmal Speed - Decent Strength - Decent Conditioning - Strong Balance - Woeful 3 Hiddens: Fast Learner Good In Bed Plays Chess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Me 6'5'" 240lbs 22 years old Boxing - Competent Muay Thai - Woeful Wrestling - Mediocre BJJ - White Belt Punches - Respectable Kicks - Competent Elbows - Competent Knees - Feeble Clinchwork - Feeble Striking Defense - Mediocre Ground and Pound - Feeble Takedown Offense - Competent Takedown Defense - Mediocre Submissions - Useless Defensive Grappling - Feeble Agility - Mediocre Flexibility - Feeble Speed - Woeful Strength - Mediocre Conditioning - Feeble Balance - Mediocre 3 Hiddens: Granite Chin Big Heart Self confidence I started training kick boxing about a year ago now and did a little judo in the past. I wrestled and played football in highschool and played Rugby in Highschool, College and County (inner city) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 I may as well get into this too Me 6' 215lbs 20 years old Boxing - Woeful Muay Thai - Competent Wrestling - Mediocre BJJ - Blue Belt (Where I train it was exclusively no-gi and tailored to MMA so we didn't actually have belts, but the one time a blue belt came through - about the same size as me, a little smaller - we were fairly even) Punches - Mediocre Kicks - Competent (so long as they are low kicks!) Elbows - Proficient Knees - Strong Clinchwork - Respectable Striking Defense - Feeble (I have horrible depth perception so I don't always avoid strikes that well ha) Ground and Pound - Respectable Takedown Offense - Mediocre (Good double leg and trips, but my judo sucks) Takedown Defense - Competent (Great sprawl but once again, my judo sucks ) Submissions - Proficient Defensive Grappling - Respectable Agility - Feeble Flexibility - Competent (Great flexibility as it pertains to BJJ, but I throw horrible high kicks) Speed - Woeful Strength - Strong Conditioning - Mediocre Balance - Feeble 3 Hiddens: Intelligent Big Heart Fast Learner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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