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"The Crowntaker" Santiago Palmer:

 

"So Dominic Tattum ducked me and I am fighting the toughest opponent in my career. Sigurd Ragnarsson is a beast I should say but I will make it competitive and come out as a victor. I believe I would be damn near to title shot if I beat him. That would be nice weehee. "

Jergensen: I invited Sigurd into my gym and he trains with me now. His preparations have never been better. The fact that he has had such success while training at a sub standard gym tells you everything you need to know. This should be an easy victory for him.
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Jergensen: I invited Sigurd into my gym and he trains with me now. His preparations have never been better. The fact that he has had such success while training at a sub standard gym tells you everything you need to know. This should be an easy victory for him.

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"The Crowntaker" Santiago Palmer:

 

"Um...who are you? Oh I see you are Ragnarsson's spokeperson right? Nice to meet you! Can you tell more of his gameplan to me? You seem nice so please let me know! Well I am just kidding, I know who you are dude. You are Sven Jergensen who's that big mouth Clarence McGee's friend right? And I know you got your ass kicked by Ragnarsson so you beg him to join your gym? I guess he doesn't want to train with a loser and if he insisted, his skills would get worsened. And...I just want Ragnarsson to show up and talk something with me and not you, nobody. "

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Sven "The Hen" Jergensen Brain Buro

Congratulations to Juice Malone's Sven Jergensen (7-5-1) & John Mallon's Brain Buro (9-5) on becoming the newest inductees into the United States Fighting Championship's Hall Of Fame! Jergensen shares the record for most fights in the USFC (13) and most wins by decision (5) while currently tied for fourth in total victories (7). Buro also shares the record for the most USFC appearances (13) and is currently tied for third in both total victories (9) and wins by decision (3).

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Jergensen: Happy to be a USFC hall of famer, but would have preferred it to come at a later time. My career is just getting started.

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"What a joke it is. Just because you have shitloads of fights in USFC, you are already a fucking HOFer? You are not even a former title challenger. Not going to blame Dave but it's just a joke. If it's only time consuming, then what's the point of HOF? Please. "

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"The USFC will induct one fighter into the Hall Of Fame per every ten events scheduled. The number of fights in the USFC is not the main criteria for induction, but it is certainly a part of the consideration process. We were aware that the current selections may not be popular among all managers. With many of the more accomplished fighters already inducted, the opportunity presented itself to recognize some of the long term grinders within the organisation. The nominations included the USFC's first lightweight champion Santi "The Matador" Santoro, the first heavyweight champion Fred "The Fredinator" Frederiksen, the first middleweight champion Jerome "Little Jerry" Seinfeld, the #1 featherweight contender Turd Ferguson, USFC staple Tim "The Flaming" Hawk, former heavyweight champion Slade "Skank Hunter" Traylor, and the most exciting fighter in the USFC today, middleweight champion Jermaine "Razor" Wright. Honorable mentions were given to former lightweight champ Laverne Mazzola and a few others, but the nominations were narrowed to those listed. It was a difficult selection process as a case could made for each of these fighters. It is unfortunate the our satisfaction rating dropped on the heels of the inductions and we hope to be able to recognize those that were snubbed in the near future. Until then, we stand by our decision and congratulate the two newest members of the Hall, Sven "The Hen" Jergensen and Brain Buro."


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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"What a joke it is. Just because you have shitloads of fights in USFC, you are already a fucking HOFer? You are not even a former title challenger. Not going to blame Dave but it's just a joke. If it's only time consuming, then what's the point of HOF? Please. "

Jergensen: You are welcome to see for yourself if I am HOF material or not. A quick fight at 185 could be arranged no problem.

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Jergensen: You are welcome to see for yourself if I am HOF material or not. A quick fight at 185 could be arranged no problem.

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"After I beat that long named guy up, I would like to let people know your HOF status is fake. Well, Buro is gonna kick your ass though so people would know it earlier. After you lose to Buro, I order you to yell 'I am a fake HOFer!' ten times in post-fight press conference. "

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"After I beat that long named guy up, I would like to let people know your HOF status is fake. Well, Buro is gonna kick your ass though so people would know it earlier. After you lose to Buro, I order you to yell 'I am a fake HOFer!' ten times in post-fight press conference. "

I am not fighting Buro you fool he was inducted into HOF at HW. Get your brain checked. It was wise for you not to accept my challenge. Losing to someone a weight class below you would be humiliating. Good luck in your soon to be over career.
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I am not fighting Buro you fool he was inducted into HOF at HW. Get your brain checked. It was wise for you not to accept my challenge. Losing to someone a weight class below you would be humiliating. Good luck in your soon to be over career.

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"Well, maybe I misread it for some reasons but sooner or later I am gonna kick your ass dude. After you lose to me you better admit you are a fake HOFer because I am sick of this shit. "

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USFC 87


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Tim Hawk (9-4) defeats Shino Ohio (8-6) by TKO (Punches) at 00:05 of Round 1 for his sixth consecutive victory.



Ivan Drago (10-6) defeats Lock Bresnar (9-8) by TKO (Strikes) R1 04:37

The heavyweights came to bang in the main event as Bresnar opened the fight with a big combination that opened Drago up and sent him reeling against the cage! Drago fired back with his own combo, dropping Bresnar with under a minute to go in Round 1. Bresnar rose to his feet to land another huge shot, but Drago stepped through it and delivered a monster right hand followed by a vicious flurry to force the referee stoppage!


The Chimaera (8-4-1) defeats Gerard De Villefort (6-7) by TKO (Cut) R3 04:06

After having having two of their fighters inducted into the Hall Of Fame yesterday, managers John Mallon and Juice Malone pitted two more of their top fighters against each other in what turned out to be an instant classic! Chimaera opened with a high kick to split De Villefort in the opening minute, but De Villefort returned fire, landing a huge uppercut that sent Chimaera crashing to floor in a bloody heap! As the crowd jumped to its feet to celebrate what looked to be a knockout, Chimaera reached over and pulled De Villefort into his guard! Chimaera kicked De Villefort off for the escape and both men returned to their corners as the cutmen went to work. De Villefort opened with a takedown to begin Round 2, but The Chimaera quickly escaped to land a killer head kick that dropped De Villefort! With his cut worsening, De Villefort clinched up and controlled his opponent as he secured another round on the cards. Exhausted and bloodied, the two let it all hang out in Round 3, but it was The Chimaera who was able to land more consistently as he continued to launch head kicks towards his opponent. With the fight heading into the final minute, De Villefort landed another body shot on Chimaera, but Mallon's fighter dug deep and threw a head kick that ripped De Villefort's cut wide open, forcing a doctor stoppage with just over a minute left in the fight.


Sergiu Petrescu (8-2) defeats Brady Burns (5-4) by TKO (Strikes) R3 01:31

Petrescu and Burns put on a fight for the ages as both met in the middle and began to throw with bad intentions! Burns looked sharp, mixing up kicks and punches as Petrescu looked shocked by the pressure and accuracy of Burns. Petrescu settled down in Round 2 and began to find his rhythm as he worked his kickboxing skills. Burns appeared to slow down considerably to begin Round 3, telegraphing huge strikes meant to end the fight. Petrescu worked the jab until he saw the opening then unleashed a brutal combo to back Burns into the cage and down to the mat before the ref jumped in to stop the damage!


Jerome Seinfeld (6-6) defeats Wes Good (9-5) by Decision (Unanimous) http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg

Seinfeld avenges a narrow split decision loss to Good as both earn another Fight Of The Night performance bonus! The two picked up right where they left off last month as the reigning Rezdog champion opened by chopping away at Little Jerry's legs while mixing in good shots to the head and body. Seinfeld began to find his range and return the same attack, but Good's early work was enough to take a close round. Seinfeld opened faster in the second, countering nicely to the body and delivering a good knee to the balls. The former champ kept the pressure on as he cut Good with a left / right combo and looked to take control of the round, but Good landed a beautiful spinning back fist to close out the final minute and looked to be back in rhythm. Seinfeld came out to end it early in the third, with Good taking big shots against the cage, but he bounced back with a couple shots of his own. Seinfeld poured it on as Good looked to catch his breath, but decided to clinch up where Good delivered a cut via elbow! Good broke the clinch and got the better of the last exchange as the two closed the fight winging what they had left in the tank, but it was Little Jerry's round. The outcome showed on Good's swollen face as Seinfeld takes the rematch in a middleweight thriller! The loss marks the departure of Good, who picked up five straight Fight Of The Night bonuses in the USFC!


Pat Tillman (4-2) defeats Leo Yaj (4-1) by Decision (Unanimous)

Pat Tillman made a statement as he hands Yaj the first loss of his career. Yaj looked good in defeat as he constantly pressured with a well rounded attack and managed to mount Tillman at the end of Round 2 and looked to finish with GnP at the bell. But, it was Tillman who was able to land the most damage as he used his reach advantage to outstrike Yaj the majority of the fight. Bigger news came at Tillman's post fight interview as he announced his move to 145 where he looks to get a shot at legendary champion Neymar Junior!


Tim Hawk (9-4) defeats Shino Ohio (8-6) by TKO (Punches) R1 00:05 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg

The story of the night is New York's own Tim Hawk who blew the roof off the Liberty Dome with a big right hand to open the fight! Ohio went out cold, but not down, as Tim rushed in with another massive right while the ref flew in before Ohio hit the mat! Hawk's fans erupted as one of the USFC's most beloved fighters continues his miraculous turnaround and remains undefeated since dropping from welterweight all the way down to featherweight! The popular veteran looks at his very best as he comes into the twilight of his career! You can follow Tim on Facebook as he chases down his lifelong dream of getting a shot at MMA gold!


Pablo Rodrigo (4-2) defeats Stone Cold (6-7) by Decision (Unanimous)

Cold kept the majority of the fight on the ground and worked submissions as he scored early takedowns in Rounds 1 and 3, but the judges favored the striking of Rodrigo as he takes all three rounds in a disputed decision.


Thaddeus Proctor (3-1) defeats Matthew Campion (5-7) by KO (Punches) R2 03:58

Campion gave his all, working a smart fight plan by moving in and out of the clinch. But Proctor's power was too much as he kept firing away, cutting Campion late in Round 1. Campion showed heart as he fired head kicks, but his willingness to trade left him rocked as Proctor planted his feet and unleashed a combo from hell that left Campion face down, out cold, battered, and bloodied! It was a horrific knockout as Campions fans are left wondering if he can ever recover from such a beating.


Maxim Taisumov (9-9) defeats Wojtek Dur (9-12) by Submission (Triangle) R1 01:26 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg

Taisumov makes short work of Dur as he gets the clinch, pulls guard, and locks in a triangle to win the Submission Of The Night bonus!


Pekka Kaukalo (5-4) defeats Edvin Rinne (2-3) by TKO (Strikes) R2 00:38

Kaukalo finds it easy to stand as he thwarts Rinne's takedowns and rocks him in the clinch to close Round 1. Kaukalo immediately clinches to begin Round 2 and opens the night with a TKO as he lands powerful uppercuts to easily dismantle his opponent!

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USFC 88


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Chad Tyrell (15-3) defeats Miro Bang (9-3) by KO (Head Kick) R4 00:13 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif view



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Slade Traylor (11-2) defeats Tiny Mcfacepunch (10-5) by TKO (Strikes) R5 04:54 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif view



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Mathew Ridgeway (14-3) defeats Vladimir Emelianenko (8-1) by Decision (Unanimous) http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gifhttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpgview


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CHRISTMAS BONUSES


FOR


USFC 88




TITLE MATHCES



Chad Tyrell


Slade Tryalor &


Mathew Ridgeway



$10,000




UNDERCARD MATCHES



Corey Parker


Saul Tigh


Mike Plaskota


Cu Chulainn


Alistair Spong


Laverne Mazzola


Andrei Dunas



$5,000




Congratulations to all of the winners and everyone have a great HOLIDAY!!!

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Outlaw Bounties!!!



The bounty on the champ continues to grow.


Can anyone defeat the CHAMP!?



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ID: Neymar Junior


USFC Featherweight Champion


Crime: Aggrevated Assault


Larceny


Bounty: $19000


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Jergensen: Ha! We will set up that fight then.

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"It's time to show my rapping skills again.

 

Hey yo a fake hall of famer tryin' to steal the show, but all I see is a glassy Joe.

 

You better understand how the HOF works,

it's not as easy as some lousy twerks.

 

I deserved the status more, as I raise my hands up, I see your saggy ass on the floor.

 

If you wanna touch me, you better ask the permission from your mommy, or you will end up like Ronda Rousey.

 

Now what'cha gotta say, calling me a bum or what? If you did that I would fuck up your day like you just announced you turned gay.

 

Sayin' my career is done, that's fun, but someday someplace I will give you a home run.

 

Fuck your HOF status, the next time I see you I will thrust your balls into your anus! "

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"It's time to show my rapping skills again.

 

Hey yo a fake hall of famer tryin' to steal the show, but all I see is a glassy Joe.

 

You better understand how the HOF works,

it's not as easy as some lousy twerks.

 

I deserved the status more, as I raise my hands up, I see your saggy ass on the floor.

 

If you wanna touch me, you better ask the permission from your mommy, or you will end up like Ronda Rousey.

 

Now what'cha gotta say, calling me a bum or what? If you did that I would fuck up your day like you just announced you turned gay.

 

Sayin' my career is done, that's fun, but someday someplace I will give you a home run.

 

Fuck your HOF status, the next time I see you I will thrust your balls into your anus! "

Jergensen: After 17 fights your highest ranking was 2963. Maybe you should be entered into the hall of lame instead
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Jergensen: After 17 fights your highest ranking was 2963. Maybe you should be entered into the hall of lame instead

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"How is it lame? At least I beat your boy Clarence McGee. You just want to bash me I can see that. If ranked 2900ish is lame, then there would be too much lame fighters in the world. I can see many good fighters having bad management ends up being low ranked. Stop bashing and be positive, dude. "

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

"How is it lame? At least I beat your boy Clarence McGee. You just want to bash me I can see that. If ranked 2900ish is lame, then there would be too much lame fighters in the world. I can see many good fighters having bad management ends up being low ranked. Stop bashing and be positive, dude. "

Jergensen: Be positive? You are the one that came out questioning my HOF credentials. Now go away, you are not one of those good fighters, so unless you are about to go on a win streak close your mouth because you haven't earned the right to talk about me or fight me.
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Jergensen: Be positive? You are the one that came out questioning my HOF credentials. Now go away, you are not one of those good fighters, so unless you are about to go on a win streak close your mouth because you haven't earned the right to talk about me or fight me.

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"Clarence Sucks" Michael Van Roost:

 

The only thing that's positive about you is probably after you take a drug test. At least I am a positive person most of the time and seems like you never had fun in your life. And...earning the right to talk about you or fight you? What is actually 'the right'? Stop acting like you are something special, I can talk crap to you anytime and even break your face when we meet on the street. There won't have any rights to be earned when I can do it with liberty, dumbass. "

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