Shamulov Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 "Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted. "Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Why did Michael J Fox go to Haiti after the earthquake? To feel normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Guy: Doctor, Doctor, every time I drink a cup of tea I get a sharp pain in the eye. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockdown Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 What is Hitlers favorite video game? Mein Kraft Love that one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 A woman gives birth to a baby, the doctor immediately takes it and drops it out the window. The women shrieks "My baby! You killed my baby!" The doctor quickly replies "Jokes on you, it was already dead!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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