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Ibrahim Camara: We had a great card tonight with all 10 fights ending before the 3rd round. Just amazing ! This is perhaps our highest rated event and it happened in our home away from home Vegas :)

 

Bronco and Hopkins retained their belts and at 145 Miguel Harper has captured the belt for the second time! But 145 is absolutely STACKED and FinnFighters are all over this division so the champ has his work cut out for him :)

 

After the event as it's already tradition we went bar hopping and whore mongering ! Hookers and blow for everyone ! Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except them herpes !

 

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You cannot be serious lmao. Rematch Denis or fight Miro whatshisname or even Riot not pick a guy on a 2 fight losing streak & gets kod with a air shot #dodgecity

you stupid foo'? dennis is next I believe. Tony Riot? You big mad aren't you? We going to see what Bossman Camara gives me. #Iwantmybeltback

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you stupid foo'? dennis is next I believe. Tony Riot? You big mad aren't you? We going to see what Bossman Camara gives me. #Iwantmybeltback

Nah boo it seems you are stoopid lol. Picking the weakest guy out of the lot is funny as fook in book i was giving you examples of fighters you should be calling out instead of bums & yes Denis will be next i imagine who btw i already called out(a legit contender). So youve gone from telling Hopkins youve arrived to Calling out a bum to now leaving it to the boss?

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Nah boo it seems you are stoopid lol. Picking the weakest guy out of the lot is funny as fook in book i was giving you examples of fighters you should be calling out instead of bums & yes Denis will be next i imagine who btw i already called out(a legit contender). So youve gone from telling Hopkins youve arrived to Calling out a bum to now leaving it to the boss?

 

Told Hopkins Fred arrived doesn't mean they're going to fight yet anytime soon. You already whooped Venom, end off.

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Fighter name: android gero

Knickname: human punching bag

Record: 4-3

Division: 145

Called for title shot: yes

Will champ accept: TBD

Will org agree: TBD

 

Raichu FARTMMA's 145 division is the most feared in all of 340k right now. We should analyze this:

 

I mean, just to get into title contention you gotta get past the midget king's monsters. Your guy did decapitate contender Torreira so that part of the puzzle (the gate) is done. Gero also has 5 of the night awards so he is exciting and he has 9 fights at FARTMMA , most def a company man.

 

Your record is fine. No shame in losing to champ Miguel Harper twice.

 

Ok here is the deal. I have one guy that deserves this more than Gero and his name is Prohor Georgiev (5-2), crazy little russian dude that looks like this, you must have seen him drinking only the finest vodka with Humors around FARTMMA headquarters:

 

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Lucky for you his fight is only on May 31st at FARTMMA 39:

 

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He also has an inactivity clause of 21 days so the stars are aligning for you :) The champ Harper (6-3) defends in less than a week. He has no inactivity clause, the challenger Marcel Petiot (5-0) is under Anti Kristus and he has 2 other monsters at 145. You are like the luckiest dude ever Raichu.

 

Android Gero is the next title challenger. Congrats !

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Raichu FARTMMA's 145 division is the most feared in all of 340k right now. We should analyze this:

 

I mean, just to get into title contention you gotta get past the midget king's monsters. Your guy did decapitate contender Torreira so that part of the puzzle (the gate) is done. Gero also has 5 of the night awards so he is exciting and he has 9 fights at FARTMMA , most def a company man.

 

Your record is fine. No shame in losing to champ Miguel Harper twice.

 

Ok here is the deal. I have one guy that deserves this more than Gero and his name is Prohor Georgiev (5-2), crazy little russian dude that looks like this, you must have seen him drinking only the finest vodka with Humors around FARTMMA headquarters:

 

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Lucky for you his fight is only on May 31st at FARTMMA 39:

 

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He also has an inactivity clause of 21 days so the stars are aligning for you :) The champ Harper (6-3) defends in less than a week. He has no inactivity clause, the challenger Marcel Petiot (5-0) is under Anti Kristus and he has 2 other monsters at 145. You are like the luckiest dude ever Raichu.

 

Android Gero is the next title challenger. Congrats !

Android gero: finally all my work has paid off. Those knock around matches only toughened me up.

 

#newchamp

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you just get your fighter ready for the title fight my friend after the next fights

 

I believe the champ is talking about 205 sensation Tony Riot (8-3) :

 

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Bio: Born from the depths of hell I have been sent here to the surface world for 1 reason only, destruction sorrow and decapitation of all who stand in my way to the top.

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I believe the champ is talking about 205 sensation Tony Riot (8-3) :

 

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Bio: Born from the depths of hell I have been sent here to the surface world for 1 reason only, destruction sorrow and decapitation of all who stand in my way to the top.

#2belts coming to camp raichu

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MMA Autopsy with Tommy Plisken





FARTMMA 36





In today's preview we will be covering the FARTMMA 36 event coming from the Hard Knocks Arena in St. Petersburg, Russia! What a card it's going to be with a cross promotion super fight and 2 title bouts!





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Starting from the bottom we have a light heavyweight bout between Duane McSweeney making his MMA debut and 1-2 fighter Dustin Wagner. With 1 KO win against 1 KO and 1 submission losses. This seems to be a fair match up with a newcomer facing a fighter who hasn’t had much success in the cage. We will see if Wagners experience is helpful or not.





Plisken’s Pick – Ah hell lets go with McSweeny by 2nd Rd KO





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Next up is a super heavyweight war between Ra Tardferrus vs Hot Steel. Ra’s pro record stands at 1 win with 2 losses. His sole win coming by way of submission against a KO loss and decision loss. Steel is the more experienced fighter here with 7 professional fights, 5 KO victories with 1 KO and 1 sub loss. Will Ra’s BJJ advantage be able to overcome Steel’s KO power? Only time will tell!





Plisken’s Pick – Upset victory Ra Tardferrus 2nd Rd submission





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Don’t blink just yet folks another battle of the big men takes place with the super heavyweight matchup between Piotr Porabski Vs. Kallie Coetzee...is one of these fighters a girl?..never mind that..Piotr comes in 2-2 with 2 KO wins and 2 KO losses whilst Kallie comes in 4-5 with 4 KO wins, matching KO losses and a submission loss. I don’t see this one lasting very long with both men poised to throw big shots from the start!





Plisken’s Pick – Kallie 1st Rd KO






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Next, we jump down to 155 for Lance Advance vs Harumichi Bouya. Advance is a beast on paper with a record of 3 wins, 1 loss. All 3 wins coming by way of submission and a single KO loss. Bouya is a Muay Thai executioner with a record of 2 wins against 2 losses with 1 win coming by way of KO and a decision victory with both losses coming from decisions. Can Lance make it 4-1 or will Bouya “rewind” his ass to the losers column?





Plisken’s Pick – Lance “Fast Forward” Advance 3rd Rd submission





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Staying at 155 we have Hlasela Diamini Vs. Mark O Madsen. At 6-3 Diamini is quite the experienced fighter. Madsen is no slouch either with a record of 6-2. Madsen has taken his basic striking to the limit with 4 KO victories whilst Diamini prefers to keep it on the ground with the majority of his victories coming by way of submission.





Plisken’s Pick – Madsen 3rd Rd KO





Part 2 coming tomorrow.


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MMA Autopsy with Tommy Plisken





FARTMMA 36 Part 2







Sorry for the delay folks, due to some inclement weather the internet here at the compound has been down..but lets get right into it!



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Our next matchup takes place at 185lbs where Angelo Moore hopes to keep his/her? Title against challenger Kappa Knox. With a 4-0 record Moore is putting a lot on the line against 4-1 Knox. While both fighters are pretty good on paper it will come down to the training and management both fighters have received!



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Moving to the 145lbs division we see Claude Dacre Vs. Lucas Torreira in what should come down to a grappling war. At 5-2 and 3-3 respectively neither fighter really stands out as a clear cut winner. With 7 submission wins between them its going to come down to who can get to the ground faster and who is hungrier.



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Former 265+ champ Ryo Takuma takes on Dodong Santiago. With 6 straight wins before suffering a loss in his last title defense Ryo is quite the fighter. Dodong is riding a 2 fight losing streak which in my personal opinion I hope goes to 3. With both fighters preferring stand up lets just hope Dodong gets his head knocked off!



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Next up we have a cross promotion super fight the likes of which the org has never seen. It all started on Buzz when 265lbs knockout artist Memphis Dentler challenged 100.8lbs decision king Seamus MacNamara to a fight. I know MMA can go any way at any time but I would really hate to be a 100lbs man in the cage with a 265lbs freak. Look for the early KO coming from the big man in this one.



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The main event of the evening finds Marcel Petiot defending against Miguel Harper for the 145lbs title. Marcel comes in with a perfect 5-0 while Miguel is 6-3. Miguel is quite the boxer with 5 TKOs in 5 fights with Miguel being more of an all arounder. It should be an entertaining fight for the fans.







Until next time this is Tommy Plisken with MMA Autopsy. Thank you to my sponsors Onnit, the cash app and honey. Farewell Friends.


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