Konflikt "Down Under" Smacktalk

[Guest]

Cheers mate, he was pretty close to the chopping block there. He's bought himself a little more time as I cut a slow learner 0-0 fighter instead. It's so hard to cut your first fighter!

I know how it feels, I cut my first fighter a while ago, it was hard. We should fight again since my fighter was Joe Langston, the man Malenko beat for the LHW championship. I got my revenge and boy was it sweet . Like I said, we should do a rubber match sometime since we are both bouncing back from 3 straight losses as well.

[Guest]

Cheers mate, he was pretty close to the chopping block there. He's bought himself a little more time as I cut a slow learner 0-0 fighter instead. It's so hard to cut your first fighter!

I wouldn't cut him if I were you, he might start winning again . He's still only 23 and still can learn fast I think right? Maybe he will become champion again sometime.

[Guest]

I know how it feels, I cut my first fighter a while ago, it was hard. We should fight again since my fighter was Joe Langston, the man Malenko beat for the LHW championship. I got my revenge and boy was it sweet . Like I said, we should do a rubber match sometime since we are both bouncing back from 3 straight losses as well.

 

Haha after the beatdown Langston gave Malenko in the rematch, I don't know how competitive a rubber match would be.

[Guest]

I wouldn't cut him if I were you, he might start winning again . He's still only 23 and still can learn fast I think right? Maybe he will become champion again sometime.

 

I'll see how he goes in the next month or so. Maybe I'll cut him, maybe I'll drop down to a lower ranked org where he can be more competitive. The first fighters I made like Malenko won't be able to compete in the long run with a guy I can replace him with. It's just the nature of the game. Theodore's not a particularly fast learner - average or slightly below, so a brand new fighter would easily be better than him by the time he's 20 with not only the knowledge in build strategy I've gained since starting, but also in the much higher level training I can get a fighter early makes a huge difference. Perhaps it's better to do it sooner rather than later?

[Guest]

I'll see how he goes in the next month or so. Maybe I'll cut him, maybe I'll drop down to a lower ranked org where he can be more competitive. The first fighters I made like Malenko won't be able to compete in the long run with a guy I can replace him with. It's just the nature of the game. Theodore's not a particularly fast learner - average or slightly below, so a brand new fighter would easily be better than him by the time he's 20 with not only the knowledge in build strategy I've gained since starting, but also in the much higher level training I can get a fighter early makes a huge difference. Perhaps it's better to do it sooner rather than later?

You fighter, your decision, I would see how it goes.

[Guest]

You fighter, your decision, I would see how it goes.

Joe Langston, WILL become CHAMPION before his time is up. After his certain lost to Harris (Maybe I can pull it off , he will get back to his winning ways. Forrest Griffin, be warned, Joe is hunting you down for the title. Joe would like to fight Michael Adams if he losses against Harris (pretty sure I will). He has been wanting to fight Adams ever since he came to KDU. Like I said before, Griffin is a deadman walking, he has Joe's belt and he's getting it back.

[Guest]

~Pornstache Quarterly~

Chopper Reid: The Man The Myth

By: Steve Mazzagatti

 

(Warning: Mr Reid's ability to keep a clean mouth is notoriously bad, and therefore all parents are urged to keep this away from their children)

 

Few men represent the power and machismo that comes with owning a world class mustache like Chopper Reid. The former career criminal turned Australian Icon, and MMA Legend sat down with us at Pornstache Quarterly to discuss the latest and greatest in his career.

 

Steve M.- First off congratulations on your recent victory taking the AXF Championship and being the last standing champion of the now defunct OFC. Needless to say you have been a powerhouse in the Sydney Bantamweight division lately.

 

Chopper R.- 'Ello Steve fucken 'Ello!... Yeah I've been running through these skinny fucks like they were Neville Fucking Bartos lately haven't I?! Go figure here I am one of the biggest fighters in Sydney, One of the Biggest in the World, A National treasure and I can't even spell! It's bloody amazing isn't it!

 

SM- Indeed it is, but then again maybe not considering your reputation for an amazing pain threshold, ruthless aggression, and utter brutality. With a 10-3 record nearly all 10 of your fights coming either by extremely lopsided decisions or violent knockouts. What is it about you that makes you such a deadly striker?

 

CR- Well Mate it's me bloody hands, my power, my chin, and believe it or not I have become a brilliant wrestler and grappler. So if you do get me on the ground you better pray you keep me down but it probably won't happen.

 

SM- I have just learned that this morning you signed to take a trip to one of the Premier Orgs in Sydney for a fight with their champion JP Greywar fighter under the Uber Manager Mike Greywar. Tell us about that.

 

CR- Well I have clashed with those men in the Greywar Camp Yakko "The Bloody Blanket" Warner and Jamie Greywar. I was dry humped for 5 rounds by Warner really dinged him up abit but he was just bloody tenacious you know? Though I was ready when Jamie Greywar gave me a shot at the title Yakko Warner vacated... I was happy to bounce his head around and take that title as my own sadly OFC only allowed me one defense before it closed up. But this will be the tie breaker for me and the Greywar Clan, and I have to say I am bloody thrilled to have this shot.

 

SM- You don't seem to have much to gain in this fight, so why so thrilled?

 

CR- Because that muppet has what I want! He is the best Bantamweight in Sydney and he and I both know I am the best in Sydney and maybe if I destroy another one of his boy Mike Greywar will send Yakko Warner down to AXF and I will get some revenge.

 

SM- What can JP expect in the fight?

 

CR- He can expect me to push the pace and punch his face! Fans better not blink because all the stories they heard about me are bloody true and this fight will just prove it again.

 

SM- Well we Mustached Enthusist look forward to seeing another title strapped to your waist and a small on that maginificent mustached face.

[Guest]

Outside the outback estate (watered to a lush green through ludicrous and expensive irrigation systems) of Mr. Greywar...

 

"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, JP wishes he could take the time to address the blathering of the Mustache Riding enthusiast, Mr. Reid... But even the Kwisatz Haderach can only be in so many places at once. JP decided that simultaneously carrying on his work with the Children's Hospital, running the Sydney Marathon, and savagely tongue punching the fartbox of Mr. Reid's mother precluded a direct response.

 

Instead, let me just say that I forgive Mr. Reid his rambling since the man obviously is punch drunk and can not even correctly recite his own fight record. This will not be the tie breaker between Reid and my stable but rather his opportunity to prove that his single win out of 3 meetings wasn't just a random fluke. Perhaps Yakko's "dry humping" disconnected the neurons he was using to count.

 

In any case, JP looks forward to shaving that pathetic dead caterpillar from under Mr. Reid's nose after knocking him right the fuck out.

 

I apologize for the noise but JP's pet is always excited when fresh meat shows up at the doorstep. This concludes our response."

 

Turns to the butler holding the Mastiff's leash...

 

"Release the hound!"

[Xtreme-MMA]

Joe Langston, WILL become CHAMPION before his time is up. After his certain lost to Harris (Maybe I can pull it off , he will get back to his winning ways. Forrest Griffin, be warned, Joe is hunting you down for the title. Joe would like to fight Michael Adams if he losses against Harris (pretty sure I will). He has been wanting to fight Adams ever since he came to KDU. Like I said before, Griffin is a deadman walking, he has Joe's belt and he's getting it back.

 

 

HAHAH I never check this stuff but Iam glad I did!!!! Joe Langston is not going to take my belt He will have to win at least 3-4 times before he even looks like getting a crack........You didnt even beat Sander and I Ko'ed his ass (but he did give me a good run for the 1st 2 rounds, I take my hat off to him).

 

I this all goes to plan KDU will be without a title holder in the 205 division....... well for at least 3 months anyway.... Forrest Griffin only has a two fight deal and with his first fight completed, he now will probaly take on Elizondo Tacos. Which will be a great fight, I already have handed Sander his first loss now I will do it to Tacos.

 

Then after my contract I will be off to LA hopefully with the KDU belt. He will be signing with PECE (formally DEC). Then all going well after a stint there he will return........hopefully...... This has all been arranged with Petro (KDU) and Brain (PECE).

 

So now bring on TACOS!!!!

[Guest]

HAHAH I never check this stuff but Iam glad I did!!!! Joe Langston is not going to take my belt He will have to win at least 3-4 times before he even looks like getting a crack........You didnt even beat Sander and I Ko'ed his ass (but he did give me a good run for the 1st 2 rounds, I take my hat off to him).

 

I this all goes to plan KDU will be without a title holder in the 205 division....... well for at least 3 months anyway.... Forrest Griffin only has a two fight deal and with his first fight completed, he now will probaly take on Elizondo Tacos. Which will be a great fight, I already have handed Sander his first loss now I will do it to Tacos.

 

Then after my contract I will be off to LA hopefully with the KDU belt. He will be signing with PECE (formally DEC). Then all going well after a stint there he will return........hopefully...... This has all been arranged with Petro (KDU) and Brain (PECE).

 

So now bring on TACOS!!!!

You landed like what? One lucky punch (And a decent head kick). You landed 8 strikes (not including clinch) out of 52 strikes (not inclunding clinch). Sander had you number before that.

[Xtreme-MMA]

You landed like what? One lucky punch (And a decent head kick). You landed 8 strikes (not including clinch) out of 52 strikes (not inclunding clinch). Sander had you number before that.

 

The main thing you said was "Sander had your number before that" hahaha before....... yes he did credit where credit is due!!! But I knocked him out.... Sander is a Sensational "World Class" Boxer with so called KO power..... Sander hasent knocked anyone out. Griffins boxing was at the time of the fight only Superb. Griffin is a very intellegent fighter and waited for his opening he was never in danger. Statistically Sander should have wiped the floor with Griffin but we know what happened. I find it hard to call it a lucky punch----- definatley not.

[Guest]

The main thing you said was "Sander had your number before that" hahaha before....... yes he did credit where credit is due!!! But I knocked him out.... Sander is a Sensational "World Class" Boxer with so called KO power..... Sander hasent knocked anyone out. Griffins boxing was at the time of the fight only Superb. Griffin is a very intellegent fighter and waited for his opening he was never in danger. Statistically Sander should have wiped the floor with Griffin but we know what happened. I find it hard to call it a lucky punch----- definatley not.

Sander's manager was also inactive for like 3 days before the fight, maybe that had an affect. The credit is due to you for Knocking him out. Sorry but, if your Kick hadn't connected like all the other ones, I would say Sander would have taken the decision. The Taco match will be interesting. I would love to see it. While your at it, why don't you extend your contract and take on Estefan Chiscano's guy. (Harris.)

[Guest]

~In a local Melbourne Pub the local news team comes in the camera scanning over the various faces of the bikers, and your average barfly till it stops infront of the large framed Chopper Reid, the well known face that graced various magazines, books, and motion pictures. The Earless profile Chopper is oblivious to the big breasted reported eyeing him hungry for an interview. Slowly he takes a long drag from his cigarette squashing the butt in the ashtray and finishing the remainder of his pint of lager in a long gulp before turning to her his large grin coming to his face~

 

Well 'ello there beautiful! Come to get a story on ole Chop Chop eh? Well sit down!... Now I suppose you wanna talk about Mike Greywar said about me on behalf of his little bitch boy JP. I mean I get it, JP's vocal chords must be damaged from sucking Mike's pathetic excuse of a cock. But what he said was true enough, it was 3 fights that I had with his men. Then again I was so drunk when I fought Jamie the first time that I forgot about it... Though I do remember looking at the books and seeing he beat me via decision and as I recall I took a round easily and nearly took the last round too. But in the rematch I raped him worse than I raped his mother the night he was concieved.

 

But this isn't about me and Jamie, or me and Yakko .. Though I have to say with a name like that he better be tough. This is about JP and me... The Self Proclaimed Kwisatz Haderach... Well If he is that just call me Count Fenring, only this time A fight will happen... So enjoy your little time in the spot light little boy, enjoy running marathons you will need to be in shape and run all around that cage away from me.

 

~With that Chopper stood up opening his pack of cigarettes as he left the bar into the night~

[Guest]

~With that Chopper stood up opening his pack of cigarettes as he left the bar into the night~

 

From JP's Twitter

 

"Chopper, your mother wanted me to tell you that she left dinner in the fridge... don't wait up for her and please let out the cat.Also, you are out of Tequila and pork rinds."

What, your fighters don't have Twitter accounts? What is this, the Dark Ages?

[Guest]

From JP's Twitter

 

http://twitter.com/JPKwisatz

What, your fighters don't have Twitter accounts? What is this, the Dark Ages?

 

 

Twitter is for geeks and child molesters though I was sure you did like the little boys, so in response my friend JP stick to what you know, Pastries and Cock.

[Xtreme-MMA]

Sander's manager was also inactive for like 3 days before the fight, maybe that had an affect. The credit is due to you for Knocking him out. Sorry but, if your Kick hadn't connected like all the other ones, I would say Sander would have taken the decision. The Taco match will be interesting. I would love to see it. While your at it, why don't you extend your contract and take on Estefan Chiscano's guy. (Harris.)

 

 

Being inactive for 3 days before the fight would not change a thing. He may have logged on rested his fighter and set his sliders 3 days prior... which is what I tend to do. If the kick hadent connected..... but it did..... If you read the entire fight---- Sander donimated the fight in the 1st possibly a 10-9 or even 10-8 for Sander. The second round Sander dominated the first 3- 3 1/2 minutes. I cliched and he was unable to break free I had my way with him for the last 2min. The round probally would have been scored 10-9 or mayble 10-10. Well the 3rd I clearly took and the win...

 

But if you look at Forrests previous fights he tends to be a slow starter. Ideally look at his 2nd fight with Matt Delap (dont look at the 1st hahahahha). For 1 1/2 he was dominated and then won the last 3 1/2 and finished strong. link------------- http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=116250

 

No I will not extend his contract we have all made a deal between myself, KDU and PECE...... I will return however with or without KDU's belt and would love to fight Harris and Langston.... escpecially Langston

[Xtreme-MMA]

Being inactive for 3 days before the fight would not change a thing. He may have logged on rested his fighter and set his sliders 3 days prior... which is what I tend to do. If the kick hadent connected..... but it did..... If you read the entire fight---- Sander donimated the fight in the 1st possibly a 10-9 or even 10-8 for Sander. The second round Sander dominated the first 3- 3 1/2 minutes. I cliched and he was unable to break free I had my way with him for the last 2min. The round probally would have been scored 10-9 or mayble 10-10. Well the 3rd I clearly took and the win...

 

But if you look at Forrests previous fights he tends to be a slow starter. Ideally look at his 2nd fight with Matt Delap (dont look at the 1st hahahahha). For 1 1/2 he was dominated and then won the last 3 1/2 and finished strong. link------------- http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=116250

 

No I will not extend his contract we have all made a deal between myself, KDU and PECE...... I will return however with or without KDU's belt and would love to fight Harris and Langston.... escpecially Langston

 

And uncle Chop Chop if he wants to put some weight on that lanky skinny frame of his!!!!

[djohn]

Joe Langston, WILL become CHAMPION before his time is up. After his certain lost to Harris (Maybe I can pull it off , he will get back to his winning ways. Forrest Griffin, be warned, Joe is hunting you down for the title. Joe would like to fight Michael Adams if he losses against Harris (pretty sure I will). He has been wanting to fight Adams ever since he came to KDU. Like I said before, Griffin is a deadman walking, he has Joe's belt and he's getting it back.

 

 

While Dominic and the rest of our camp really appreciate the respect you're showing, I wonder if you realize that Do Wrong is a mainstay now? Langston or whoever else wants to be KDU LHW Champ is gonna have to fight him at some point. We didn't sign a contract to fly all the way to Sydney Australia just to look pretty. Dom could do that in LA

[Guest]

While Dominic and the rest of our camp really appreciate the respect you're showing, I wonder if you realize that Do Wrong is a mainstay now? Langston or whoever else wants to be KDU LHW Champ is gonna have to fight him at some point. We didn't sign a contract to fly all the way to Sydney Australia just to look pretty. Dom could do that in LA

I posted the comment before Langston fought Harris. I knew I had no chance . You are the 10x the manager I will ever be. All I'm saying is that he's gonna get back on track. Good to hear Dom is staying, just hoping Griffin is staying long enough.

[Guest]

Being inactive for 3 days before the fight would not change a thing. He may have logged on rested his fighter and set his sliders 3 days prior... which is what I tend to do. If the kick hadent connected..... but it did..... If you read the entire fight---- Sander donimated the fight in the 1st possibly a 10-9 or even 10-8 for Sander. The second round Sander dominated the first 3- 3 1/2 minutes. I cliched and he was unable to break free I had my way with him for the last 2min. The round probally would have been scored 10-9 or mayble 10-10. Well the 3rd I clearly took and the win...

 

But if you look at Forrests previous fights he tends to be a slow starter. Ideally look at his 2nd fight with Matt Delap (dont look at the 1st hahahahha). For 1 1/2 he was dominated and then won the last 3 1/2 and finished strong. link------------- http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=116250

 

No I will not extend his contract we have all made a deal between myself, KDU and PECE...... I will return however with or without KDU's belt and would love to fight Harris and Langston.... escpecially Langston

Doesn't matter, you can fight Harris and lose your belt for all I care. In the future, I want Langston vs Griffin, if you are champ, I don't care we'll do it non title in the future, just a grudge match.

[Xtreme-MMA]

Doesn't matter, you can fight Harris and lose your belt for all I care. In the future, I want Langston vs Griffin, if you are champ, I don't care we'll do it non title in the future, just a grudge match.

 

Well we will have to wait awhile before the happens (Griffin vs Harris or vs Langston)... As far as losing to either one of you yeah it could happen but statistically all of them are very evenly matched.... So Langston be warned now you have called him out there will be a time he will return with or without the belt and we can make this happen.

 

In the mean time can you at least win a couple of fights in a row.

 

For now though he will just choose to focus on the very large task at hand in Tacos. This will be a great fight and hopefully I will walk away with the title.

 

No doubt will may or will clash soon.

 

 

[Guest]

Well we will have to wait awhile before the happens (Griffin vs Harris or vs Langston)... As far as losing to either one of you yeah it could happen but statistically all of them are very evenly matched.... So Langston be warned now you have called him out there will be a time he will return with or without the belt and we can make this happen.

 

In the mean time can you at least win a couple of fights in a row.

 

For now though he will just choose to focus on the very large task at hand in Tacos. This will be a great fight and hopefully I will walk away with the title.

 

No doubt will may or will clash soon.

Good Luck against Tacos.

[Guest]

Good Luck against Tacos.

 

That sounds like the benediction phrase of some strange Californian food cult.

[Xtreme-MMA]

Good Luck against Tacos.

 

Who knows whats going to happen now....Elizondo "Beefy" Tacos [ 15432 ] is now unsigned.... WTF he didnt even have 1 fight at KDU...

 

Wonder whos going to fight Griffin now?? I think here are the options;

 

Mickey Rodriguez [ 50623 ]- With 5 wins and 1 loss at KDU he would be dirty not to get a crack at the title... But there are 3 others with maybe more worthy credentials-

 

Bill "The Shoe Salesman" Lapointe [ 18149 ]- Only person to submitt YB Soi..... but maybe he needs one or two wins at KDU first.

 

Michael "Doomsday" Adams [ 21604 ]- Once again maybe needs one or two more wins to get a second crack at the belt... He did loose to Sander who Forrest Koed.

 

The favourite I think is Dominic "Do-Wrong" Harris [ 4412 ]- Very impressive record with only one blemish. Very worthy opponent. Since he thinks he is the best 205er at KDU............ Lets find out.

 

What are your thoughts.

[Guest]

Who knows whats going to happen now....Elizondo "Beefy" Tacos [ 15432 ] is now unsigned.... WTF he didnt even have 1 fight at KDU...

 

Wonder whos going to fight Griffin now?? I think here are the options;

 

Mickey Rodriguez [ 50623 ]- With 5 wins and 1 loss at KDU he would be dirty not to get a crack at the title... But there are 3 others with maybe more worthy credentials-

 

Bill "The Shoe Salesman" Lapointe [ 18149 ]- Only person to submitt YB Soi..... but maybe he needs one or two wins at KDU first.

 

Michael "Doomsday" Adams [ 21604 ]- Once again maybe needs one or two more wins to get a second crack at the belt... He did loose to Sander who Forrest Koed.

 

The favourite I think is Dominic "Do-Wrong" Harris [ 4412 ]- Very impressive record with only one blemish. Very worthy opponent. Since he thinks he is the best 205er at KDU............ Lets find out.

 

What are your thoughts.

Do-Wong, I vote for him.