Asian Guy final statement: "with all my heart I would like to thank sensei Alfred for both running the tournament and for helping me to secure my freedom. With the winning prize money I've been able to pay off my "debt" to my evil manager Billy and finally have my passport returned. Thanks also to my fellow tournament participants, who no doubt heard my harrowing story of captivity and took pity on me. Your quick tapouts were greatly appreciated. So Sayōnara to you all, respectfully and humbly, Asian Guy ".