† The C.⊕.Ε. † Presents: LYFFF

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This tournament is open to anyone...any freak!

 

LYFFF = Pronunciation: \ˈlīf\ - like life

 

$18000 Prize to the winner! $2k to the runner up.

1st place - $1000 shopping spree at F.U.K.C.

Free supplements from Terror Trition

1st gets 6 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

2nd gets 4 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

3rd & 4th get 2 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

5th-8th get 1 Terror Trition free supplement of their choice

No buy in!

 

 

Tournament info:

- Create fighter on specified date.

- Fighter must be created with one of 2 builds: 1. 150cm 300lbs or 2. 225cm 130lbs

- First fight will be be 2 weeks after creation, the following fights will be in 2 week increments.

- Fights will be in a cage

- Three 5min rounds

- 10 point must scoring system

- First fight tournament bracket will be a random draw.

- Fights will take place at The COE: Convention center in Las Vegas.

- Win 3 fights and earn $18000!

- Train anywhere and anything you want.

 

We need 8 fighters to get this going!

Sign up now!

 

Fighters Signed

1. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue2.pngFranky "The Transylvanian Freak" FR managed by prender101

 

2. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue1(2).pngDanny DeVito managed by cboggs

 

3. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue1(2).pngStanley "The Hideous Blob" Muldune managed by jonrx

 

4. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue2.pngFleece "I Like Booty" Johnson managed by killer200x

 

5. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue1(2).pngThrowin "Face " Bows managed by Mr. Terror

 

6. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue1(2).pngMarky "The Round Mound" Mason managed by flingitfast

 

7. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue1(2).pngJohnny "BK" McKingy managed by DamienRuffy

 

8. http://mmatycoon.com/userfiles/Menbathroomblue1(2).pngMalcom "Mal" McWeeny managed by roid666

 

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Meet the Fighters:

 

Franky " The Transylvanian Freak" FR

 

When you look at Franky FR it is immediatly clear he is one of human natures anomalies, Standing 225cm in height and weighing in at a mere 130lbs his BMI indicates he shouldnt infact be alive. Frankie is a mellow character and was bullied in his school years for his beanpole frame.

 

Franky is the nicest man you are ever likely to meet, this is unless you introduce him to the 2 things he hates, Short people and the clinically obese. So far he has not met a combination of the 2 but if he did who knows what could happen?

 

Franky will now take part in C.o.E LYFFF tournament where there are 8 combatents vying for many prizes, the fact that 6 of them are small and round has sent franky into a state of mind that can only be described as "Crazed". Only he knows what he is going to do to them...

 

 

 

Fleece "I Like Booty" Johnson

 

Fleece Johnson was a long time inmate of the Kentucky State Penitentiary. At an attempt to straighten up his life, Fleece decided to begin training in the sport of Mixed Martial Arts, with hearing of the upcoming tournament he decided it would be a perfect shot at making up for his past mistakes, with an over zealous attitude he signed up.

 

Below marks the text from a recent interview before being released from his twenty year sentence at the Kentucky State Penitentiary.

 

The placid sound of a leaking faucet along the far side of the small cell broke the tense silence lingering in the cell between the two gentlemen, as one voice rose forth across the table to give a question;

 

Fleece: "Do you know whats more important than food...water?"

 

The interviewer's face gave way to a questionable look as his eyebrows arched downward he asked a simple response.

 

Interviewer: "What?"

 

Fleece's quick response startled the man, as his voice grew in volume amidst the small cell his facial expression beginning to resemble an undesirable urge to speak out in undefined tones.

 

Fleece: "BOOTY! A man's BUTT!"

 

The interviewer still startled by Fleece's quick change in emotion edged him to scoot his chair back from the seemingly deranged man as he began to change topic, asking another question.

 

Interviewer: "Shall we move on to your training regiment?"

 

With a monotone expression, giving way to his voice as well Fleece asked a question in response to the question the man interviewing gave him.

 

Fleece: "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."

 

Interview: "We aren't going to do this..any kind of way."

 

Fleece: "I see you choosin' tha hard way..."

 

The screams of the Interviewer echoed through out the small cell and into the hallway, along with the fierce phrase following shortly after being screamed in a victorious manner by none other than Fleece Johnson.

 

Fleece: "I'M A WARRIOR!...A WARRRRIOR!!!"

 

 

 

Marky "The Round Mound" Mason

 

22 year old freak Marky "The Round Mound" Mason is a very interesting story. He currently lives at any local Buffet in the Las Vegas area. But it is his past that is so weird.

Marky was born with Primordial Dwarfism. As soon as he was diagnosed which was when he was a month old, his parents went against doctors orders and decided on a very drastic plan.

 

Markys' parents were friends with Victor Conte, yes the one you are thinking. They knew Conte had a history with making people bigger. They decided to Marky one a daily routine of HGH.

 

Once Marky turned 1, Conte started using his new experimental drugs, "The Cream and the Clear".

 

The regimen worked, to an extent. Marky grew to a height that still had him classified as a dwarf, but the doctors were amazed that he had gotten that tall. The only problem was he was growing outward at an inordinate pace.

 

Despite what doctors believed, Marky has a full life ahead of him and he is chasing his 2 things in life: A future in MMA and the all you can eat buffet.

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Fighters will look similar to this!

 

http://mmaaddicts.com/dann/ufc-fight-night-21-florian-gomi/roy-nelson-stefan-struve.JPG

 

 

Fun idea, too bad you can't see the fights

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Can CoE guys play?

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Can CoE guys play?

 

yeah, dick

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wtb: tournament fighter slots... tempory ones that exipre after a set date.... plz plz plz mike.

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Sign me up 130lbs

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Fighters will look similar to this!

 

http://mmaaddicts.com/dann/ufc-fight-night-21-florian-gomi/roy-nelson-stefan-struve.JPG

 

 

Fun idea, too bad you can't see the fights

I'm picking the fat guy.

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I'm picking the fat guy.

 

?...are u signing up?

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you can count Lord Thomas Drake in

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Free buy-in

$18k to the winner

Terror Trition supps

FUKC clothing spree

 

What's not to like?

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?...are u signing up?

No, I'm just supporting the future UFC HW champ.

 

 

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im in

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Sign me up

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Sign me up to!

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need more managers to take the dive!

 

btw im totally trashed right now

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1st gets 6 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

 

2nd gets 4 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

 

3rd gets 2 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

 

4th gets 1 of each 155 Terror Trition Recovery Loss/Stamina/Muscle

 

 

5th-8th get 1 Terror Trition free supplement of their choice

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wtb: tournament fighter slots... tempory ones that exipre after a set date.... plz plz plz mike.

+1, I made a thread with this idea a while ago, but not many supported it.

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Sweet, I am in the tournament.

 

 

People should be all over this; maybe a post should be made in the noob section linking to this thread?

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Very interesting tournament that I'll be keeping an eye on. Expecting a 225cm guy to take it, though.

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I will take a spot if there is one still ooen.

 

Do we pick which style we want or are you going to randomly assign that?

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Also are we going to make them a specific age or whatever we want?

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I will take a spot if there is one still ooen.

 

Do we pick which style we want or are you going to randomly assign that?

 

any style any age, however its probably best to make him 22 to give him the most points

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just need one more manager and possibly an alternate

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Blixxx going over my fighters list, I have decided i'm not going to can another fighter, so I'm not going to be able to do this tourney after all.

 

Sorry bro but letting you know now before this gets underway