The Rap Off Battleground

[UniConor]

You know why so many American kids die in highschool masscares? Because they're not allowed to run in the corridoors.

 

 

I'm just going to leave this here so everybody can be offended while I laugh myself to sleep. I could have said a whole lot worse.

[Tycooner]

there was more here but nobody cares about the truth away so say what you want too.

 

 

i am going to play the game that's what we are here for anyway

have a great day

 

but here is what good rap looks like way better than any shit i could ever do

 

B.I.G one of the best ever to touch a mic but i hate to say it guys it looks like he was homophobic sorry to all biggie fans if you like his music you too are one

and you are just like me and Mamado lol not realy but base on what some have said you are.

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen

 

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin' horse's heads,
Human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism
Animals havin' sex with 'em, camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin', meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin', I got a nine in my pocket
And baby I'm just, dyin' to cock him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any fagot that said he was raw
My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceilin', red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wet on the third,
Then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong

 

fucking biggie he was a peice of shit like me only he was 100 times better at rap than i could ever me

i dare he say that word

 

[GBK16]

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[KingEpicity]

Biggie sold crack and coke to anyone who had cash to buy it, even pregnant woman. This is the guy who's character you are using as an example? Please stop.

[clydebankblitz]

"Camping with JJ"

 

It was cold outside so I was getting my jacket,

JJ was lighting the fire after collecting some faggots,

As he was lighting the fire, I had to wait and stuff,

He lights it, his face he's chuffed, yup, he's gay as fuck,

JJ build us a shelter, yes the hut was rendered,

He bent sticks for the roof, yup, he's such a bender,

We sat and cheered then we halved the beer,

But for some reason the guy started acting queer,

He heard a noise in the bushes; he's scared,

So JJ went out on his own and started looking for bears,

Nope it's nothing, but now our stomach's rumbling,

And JJ tells me he just wanna bug or something,

He leaves the scene to scavenge for some bits of food,

And tells me he ate the seeds from some delicious fruits,

There's nothing to do so we just talk to each other,

He tells me his dog died, urgh, JJ's always a bummer,

He picks a wet flower from the floor and starts sniffing it's damp vapours,

He loves all of this shit, JJ's big on his camp nature,

It's nearly night now, it's lights out, I just want some slumber and kip,

He turns the light on, "Alright dawg, mind if I start sucking your dick?".

[Tycooner]

Biggie sold crack and coke to anyone who had cash to buy it, even pregnant woman. This is the guy who's character you are using as an example? Please stop.

my bad i thought everybody was a biggie fan i guess you dont like his music

 

how about the best rapper ever eminem he has sold more rec than anyone in rap shit he has sold more than any other artist in music from 2000 till now

 

if i had used his lyrics would that be better for you?

 

because he uses that word way more than any other rapper

 

i guess you don't like him either right

 

are you a hip hop fan at all? i don't know many who like hip hop that don't like big

[Tycooner]

"Camping with JJ"

 

It was cold outside so I was getting my jacket,

JJ was lighting the fire after collecting some faggots,

As he was lighting the fire, I had to wait and stuff,

He lights it, his face he's chuffed, yup, he's gay as fuck,

JJ build us a shelter, yes the hut was rendered,

He bent sticks for the roof, yup, he's such a bender,

We sat and cheered then we halved the beer,

But for some reason the guy started acting queer,

He heard a noise in the bushes; he's scared,

So JJ went out on his own and started looking for bears,

Nope it's nothing, but now our stomach's rumbling,

And JJ tells me he just wanna bug or something,

He leaves the scene to scavenge for some bits of food,

And tells me he ate the seeds from some delicious fruits,

There's nothing to do so we just talk to each other,

He tells me his dog died, urgh, JJ's always a bummer,

He picks a wet flower from the floor and starts sniffing it's damp vapours,

He loves all of this shit, JJ's big on his camp nature,

It's nearly night now, it's lights out, I just want some slumber and kip,

He turns the light on, "Alright dawg, mind if I start sucking your dick?".

and then clydebankblitz woke up from his wet dream

​his sheet where all wet again only this time it wasn't pee

this rap is so stupid is it a rap?

you can do better than that man

i see why ken spanked your ass

i don't even smoke cigarettes well i do smoke a cigarette when i am high sometimes i do smoke weed but i will leave all the pole smoking to you sir

just because you like dick man that doesn't mean everyone does

but its ok that you suck dick its your choice

for the rec J.J supports a man's right to suck another mans dick

i don't understand why you would want to but it is your right to sir

[Tycooner]

Biggie sold crack and coke to anyone who had cash to buy it, even pregnant woman. This is the guy who's character you are using as an example? Please stop.

what not one person in here likes biggie ?

 

i am the only one ?

 

nobody ? biggie is top 5 easy

[UniConor]

I tore JJ a new vagina that he can cry about, gets humiliated on the rap off battleground. Claims he is 10x the rapper but there is no proof since he chooses to cry instead of offer resistance.

But where is the unit? Mamado? Bianca? Snitchsky? You all gonna let JJ get disrespected like that?

Where you at? Crying cuz QP didnt let you suck his dick?

 

Offer some resistance in the form of a rap at least, unless you are too scared you are going to be beaten by somebody who chooses to be represented by a unicorn? I mean COME ON.

[clydebankblitz]

I'm just bitching as per usual that no one complimented my verse. FUCK YOU I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU *Never recycles*

[kenlow73]

I'm just bitching as per usual that no one complimented my verse. FUCK YOU I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU *Never recycles*

Everybody knows that isn't true.

[Tycooner]

Everybody knows that isn't true.

ken i agree with you on that sir.

[Tycooner]

I tore JJ a new vagina that he can cry about, gets humiliated on the rap off battleground. Claims he is 10x the rapper but there is no proof since he chooses to cry instead of offer resistance.

 

But where is the unit? Mamado? Bianca? Snitchsky? You all gonna let JJ get disrespected like that?

 

Where you at? Crying cuz QP didnt let you suck his dick?

 

Offer some resistance in the form of a rap at least, unless you are too scared you are going to be beaten by somebody who chooses to be represented by a unicorn? I mean COME ON.

and you tore nothing i could beat you half a sleep and hung over

but i wont do a rap about you sir as you talk about my kids i would just say more things that i shouldn't and the true is i don't know you at all you don't know my kids or my pig wife as you say

 

but i am over it somebody has to stop or this shit will never end i said you are a cock sucker i dont know if you suck dick or not so i should not have said that sir

this is all starting to sound like a broken rec and i am a big part of that

 

"offer some resistance in the form of a rap at least, unless you are too scared you are going to be beaten by somebody who chooses to be represented by a unicorn? I mean COME ON."

 

the only thing i can offer about what you said is is more of the same things that i have already said if your rap did not include my kids i would gladly do a rap but know matter how good my rap would be

 

​i feel i could not win not because i cant rap its pretty clear i would be up against a slant crowd

 

Mamado? Bianca? Snitchsky? i asked them not too i mean would that help at all? it would only make shit worse don't you think ? and i am not in the unit but i am still cool with them

 

but i have never shy away from anything to do with music it what i am best at but i am not blind i cant get a fair battle in here that's just the way it is so no need to try

​that's my 2 cents for the today

[Tycooner]

me just playing around some i am a big twisted insane fan he raps fast as hell

i can rap fast but as you will see i cant stay up with him but i getting there

when i rap my own stuff i sound 100% better but like i said i am just having fun in this video

and i know i am pretty but try to listen to the song i know its hard lol

got to love the hair !

[Tycooner]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i think i am not to bad at the whole music thing this was recorded with a shitty laptop cam and mic but it doesn't sound to bad

[Tycooner]

ok ok i not that pretty lol but still got to love the hair lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

under ground skitzo shit i mean psycho this one is my fav

 

man that underground psycho shit is fast i stay with it for a lil bit but that shit is hard

 

at 1:50 on the psycho song i kill that shit say i don't lol

 

i posted a few videos i got a lil bit carried away lol they are not battle rap videos but it is music

[Guest]

ok ok i not that pretty lol but still got to love the hair lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

under ground skitzo shit i mean psycho this one is my fav

 

man that underground psycho shit is fast i stay with it for a lil bit but that shit is hard

BRAAAAAA BRAAAAAA BRAAAAAA grat stuff sir

[clydebankblitz]

ken i agree with you on that sir.

 

Now you made it personal!!!

[UniConor]

But do you do the voices for barbie?

[Tycooner]

But do you do the voices for barbie?

thats easy my lil girl thinks it is funny

 

to tell you the truth if she wants me to put on a tiara and have a tea party all while doing funny voices i would i not ashamed of that

it is funny lol and my wife just looks aND ROLLS her eyes and tells me i spoil her to much

she has me wrap around her little pinky and the bad thing is she knows

but hey i do other voices to dora barney and i sing and play the guitar for her and my son all thow he likes me to play the drums

the other day i over hear my son tell his buddy that my dad is the best drummer ever ! lol

 

now i no that's not true at all i not stupid but still my son thanks i am a rockstar he is my biggest fan so what if he is my only fan but its good enough for me that for now at least he thinks i am cool lol but most of his buddies mom and dads are the same age as my mom and dad so that could have a lot to do with why he thinks i am cool i dont know

[Tycooner]

But do you do the voices for barbie?

hey i just notice that you said nothing about my videos ?

why you talk about my barbie voice that i use with my girl?

 

what about the rap voice i use in the videos we can talk about that sir

why don't you put up a video of you doing a rap any rap song that you want to rap

and see how your rap voice stacks up with mine ?

 

 

[Tycooner]

MMA TYCOON RAP KARAOKE CHAMPIONSHIP

because nobody cares about your shitty rhymes anyway!

this will be a open challenge if you want in just say so it will be you vs me

i will put up 100k and who ever takes this challenge will put up 100k

the best part is the winner picks the losers new manager name that they must keep for a year

winner stays

and faces anyone else who uploads a video

so i cant wait to see who comes 1st

and hope more will come after

i going to pick some funny names !lol

i mean the winner will pick some funny names

rules are easy do any rap song you want to upload your song

it does not need to be a video everybody is not as pretty as me

so we don't need to see your ugly ass on cam

but if you do audio only just give mma tycoon a shout out before start

i don't know if anyone will like this i just thought it would be fun

and this way nobody is talking shit about anyone

hope it takes off but i don't think i should have put my videos on here i doubt anybody will enter

i cant say i blame you i would not want to go vs me

but hey somebody might try

i might do a acoustic ver of when thugz cry by bizzy bone

i do that song pretty good

[Tycooner]

JJ quits easy, he's a bitch really, he needs his head checked clearly

Hanging with his MAMA who DO suck his dick liked a loved ones dearly

His baby momma is a ten? She belongs in a pen, two pretty children?

More like two pretty piglets, Babe and Ben. Stop feeding them soggy biscuits

Like I feed his mother my semen, I mean can you see him? "different personalities"

What a bunch of haberdashery. I see things with clarity and Island FC what a poor excuse for a charity

JJ Skitzo more like JJ the Salty Quasimodo, closing his org down twice and quitting for life

Come back and face the music like a man, stop trying to fly away like Peter Pan

Funny comparison, maybe your girl is underage like Wendy, is this embarassing?

When she tinkered your bell and she was extra Bendy, you cast your spell

With a trail of treats like Hansel and Gretel, leading her to your bedroom

11 years old, JJ likes them soft as a petal. Would you like a cup of tea? THEN BOOM

This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC you've been on to catch a predator, humiliated on TV

Next time use protection.

And I'm done.

http://s26.postimg.org/pa5fttsb9/10841955_10205752884885104_8747624456189023068_o.jpg?noCache=1419598710i think she is 5 or 6 months prego in this pic

 

you say she belongs in a pen lol

I say i am a very lucky man !

I have no clue what she see in me

maybe she just needs new glasses lol

[Guest]

http://s26.postimg.org/pa5fttsb9/10841955_10205752884885104_8747624456189023068_o.jpg?noCache=1419598710this a old pic and she don't look her best in this pic but still she is the best looking pig i have ever seen!lol

 

you say she belongs in a pen lol

You stud!...nice one...beautifull wife

[Tycooner]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just playing around rec on my phone just a few mins ago on the way to get a wrap from the store lol

 

i say jj tycoon when i start to rap just so you know that it is me sorry video is sideways

yes the car is full of trash but its not my car my buddy sam is a fucking pig lol

my buddy sam popped in this cd and i love the song so i rapped over it for about a min

and its not my best i am way to high !