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  1. hingedthomas1 i honeslty cannot do the ground game, its so shit that im not willing to learn. UFC undisputed 3 is the fucking best ground game. EA UFC 2 is so shit compared to that.
  2. yeah its addictive. just get a better PC bro, you will never look back. once u put ur hand on that sweet sweet mouse, feeling all the luscious curves that your hand just so perfectly fits onto, then you get in game, start aiming around, and you will fill the accuracy that a mouse comes with. No longer will you feel like your aiming with your dick, always missing the inside of the toilet, and getting piss everywhere. no but legit PC is so good i can never go back to console unless for exclusives like the last of us. theres also just SOOOOOO many games that come out on pc that never reach consoles. amazing ones. sure they are a little bit more expensive that consoles. but you get a much better experience, plus WAY cheaper games with steam. and no paying for online play. plus the shit microsoft and sony are planning will make consoles no longer have that price advantage. even with the ps4 and xbox one, they released at like 700 USD? for 300 more, u can get a much better PC, and overall better games.
  3. i did but it says the extension cant be used on this community
  4. oh oh thanks. but it worked because now it saying i cant use the extension on this community again
  5. was wondering if you could do these for me. i cant for the life ofme make the images appear here but i guess this will have to do. thanks. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Baron_Waqa.jpg/250px-Baron_Waqa.jpg[ /img] this one with any template http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/361454a999620ca04b87ed21f9310cd0?width=650 with this template https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/etV_lPlbLbDlqzdK0sTnwI0nb8JhBIZXenLoFUXwSmNlwWzfuJ4C0j02dhqsf-nlAFHuUQ=s85 and also this one https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Z1znYVgALElbAbRaew4CANTtnskW9xxT81HVdOWjbldl5-AJsoIYhCRnWBn7uR-QFmPqPQ=s102 with this template https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/S4RFLawxx_HfdjnxrXuzznk4K4R4a8PoSKM8xdpMYOrWVPsWI_qCH90AAkmU1iyZbeSeYr8=s85
  6. ahh thanks man, im retarded haha. also not too familiar with forums.
  7. cant figure out how to post images, it keeps saying the file enxtension is not allowedeon this community, any help?
  8. Carnage 38 review plus post fight rankings. Carnage 38 Event Review The opening fight in the Middleweight division featuring Davos Kung and Elton Korth. This fight was a fast one starting off with Korth connecting with a huge left hand punch causing a knockdown an then comes in with a mount. Kung was in huge trouble and needed to get up but was not able too. With some vicious ground and pound the fight ended at fifty two seconds of the first round by TKO strikes. Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elton Korth! The second fight was in the Heavyweight division featuring Andrea Barone and Hulk Butane. Andrea and Hulk started of the first round staying on their toes. Andrea was aggressive. After a few exchanges of punches, a punch slips in from Hulk and Andrea is cut. Then the fight went into the clinch where Hulk tried to get to Andrea’s body but missed with his knees and strikes. Hulk then shoot for a single leg takedown which was successful. Andrea showed some good defense and prevented Hulk from getting any damaging strikes on him or letting him get into guard. Andrea then throws a fake punch and then gets into controlling position. Andrea then landed his hands around the neck of his opponent and goes for a guillotine. The clock runs out for the first round and saves Hulk from getting tapped out. Andrea Barone dominated that round. The cut man was working on Andrea Barone's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee ordered the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The second round starts with both fighters looking to brawl. Hulk continued to go for his low and body kicks but mostly misses. Then Andrea comes in with a left hook that connects with the temple and Hulk goes down. He’s OUT! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Butane! The third fight was in the Heavyweight division featuring Corey Dalton and DJ Bronson. Corey came in early with the clinch and tries to get out of a bad position as his back is against the cage. DJ controls most of the pace for the clinch and easily escapes the clinch. Corey then goes for another clinch that was again successful. He threw a dangerous elbow that cut DJ. Corey’s corner told him to break from the clinch and he did. Dalton then went for another clinch that proved to be successful and threw DJ against the cage. DJ showed some great defense not letting Corey get into any offense and landing some head punches while in this clinch. Corey losses the clinch then goes into another clinch soon after and gets cracked in the head by DJ’s punch for his effort. Stuck in the clinch for the rest of the round both fighters land their fair share of fighters and the round was very close but DJ did land more successful strikes giving him the advantage. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The second round started with both fighters trying too go for the knockout. Both were pretty even with neither side able to get a successful clinch, with Dj showing great clinch defense. After a few minutes DJ wraps with a clinch pressing Cody against the cage. Quickly Cody escaped and pushed Dj off him. Cody threw some wild strikes but were slipped by DJ. Cody then gets clipped by big right hand and went down spinning to the canvas. The referees stops the beatdown by DJ. Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). DJ Bronson! The fourth fight was in the Welterweight division featuring Tupe Fiso and Avgolemono Magiritsa. Tupe had an aggressive fight and thew punches in bunches going at his opponent. With enough strikes landing the momentum was on his side and then he finished it off a two punch combination and then two more punches till the referee has to come in and stop the fight. The fifth fight was in the Heavyweight division featuring Brock Lesnar and James Myres. Lesnar controlled the fight with his clinch and then added a successful takedown into his opponents guard. Lesnar was controlling the ground game and was keeping Myers from getting onto his feet. Lesnar goes for a sloppy takedown allowing Myres to get on his feet. Myers lands a nice two punch combo that knocks Lesnar to the ground but does not follow to him too the ground but taunts him too stand up! Lesnar is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Myres doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Lesnar crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Lesnar's bad books for that mishap! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). James Myres! A victorious James Myres thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. The sixth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Mike Reilly and Leif Erikson . Reilly and Erikson both go into it looking for a knockout. Reilly clinches Erikson against the cage and rocks him with a nice short uppercut. Reilly controls the pace in the clinch but does no damage to Erikson and ends up with his back to the cage. Round 1 ends with Erikson dominating the round. The second round starts with Reilly being on wobbly legs but not being able to get knocked down. Reilly closes the distance with a clinch and Erikson continues to use more effective strikes in the clinch. Erikson dips a shoulder and cracks Reilly with a mighty uppercut! Reilly falls back against the cage and Erikson unloads with a barrage of strikes! Reilly is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Erikson screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leif Erikson ! Leif Erikson thanked the fans post fight for their support. The seventh fight is in the Super Heavyweight division featuring Ivan Durak and Alessandro Malatesta. A early takedown by Malatesta into guard and then looks for some ground and pound. Malatesta slips a few elbows through his opponents defense and nails Durak. Malatesta rains hell with hammerfists and elbows. Duran tries to get up but is unable too. Duran gets rocked from the vicious use of ground and pound by Malatesta. Malatesta lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Durak quite badly. Durak pulls Malatesta in close trying to recover. Malatesta postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Durak on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Durak doesn't seem to be complaining too much. Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alessandro Malatesta! The defeated Ivan Durak had this to say: 'Fuck it, I'm a man’. The eight fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Jon Axe and Jan Paul Valens. Axe starts the round by clinching Valens against the cage but Valens escapes by circling to the middle of the mat. Axe does not allow Valens any room to breath and take any breaks with his consent use of clinches. But Valens scores a lot of nice leg kicks and damages Axe. Valens escapes but then is takedown by Axe into guard. The round ends. The second round starts with another clinch from Axe but Valens continues to score more in the clinch. Valens scores a nice single leg takedown on Axe and gets a guillotine choke on Axe. Axe is able to wiggle free. Axe scores with another takedown and the round ends with Jon Axe ahead in that round. The last round bell rings and another impressive set of clinches by Axe. Valens escapes and takes Axe down. With some nice ground and pound Axe becomes rocked. Valens lands a big elbow - Axe is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Valens! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jan Paul Valens! After the fight, Jan Paul Valens was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. The ninth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Djimon Babayega and Gobal Batra. Batra controls the round with his effective use of strikes. A huge uppercut from Batra drops Babayega but he is able to get back to his feet. Batra dominates round one. The second round starts with a huge right hand that cracks Babyega on the side of the head and knocks him down. Babayega clinches and saves himself from being knocked out. Batra connects with his offense more than his opponents in the clinch and the round ends. That round was most likely given to Batra on the scoreboards. The third round starts with another huge knockdown by Batra with a beautiful combination. Djimon Babayega has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Nice cross by Batra. BOOM! Batra lands a beautiful left hook that drops Babayega. Babayega tries to recover but Batra is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Babayega lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gobal Batra! A victorious Gobal Batra thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. The main event is in the Middleweight division featuring Cedric Lancaster and TheDragon Reborn. They are fighting for the belt here with Lancaster as the champion and Reborn as the challenger. Lancaster controls the first round through his clinches and effective uses of strikes in the clinch. The second round of action is miucuh of the same with both fighters landing many strikes on the other but Reborn seems to have landed more strikes so he gets the nod for the second round. The third round starts. Lancaster connects with a nice hook to the head of Reborn and Reborn is rocked. Lancaster follows it up with a uppercut that lands Reborn to one knee. Lancaster dips a shoulder and cracks Reborn with a mighty uppercut! Reborn falls back against the cage and Lancaster unloads with a barrage of strikes! Reborn is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Lancaster screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cedric Lancaster ! Cedric Lancaster retains his middleweight title! In his post fight interview, Cedric Lancaster started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. TheDragon Reborn was interviewed post fight and said 'I can do better'. Full Carnage Rankings Last event: Carnage 38 (2017-05-6) 135lbs: 1. Gary Johnson 2. Noah jones 3. Charkii naKrittiga 4. Alexi Laiho 5. Panfilo lacson 6. Anthony Medrano 7. Kosma Wawelski 8. Rose namajunas 9. Johhny Tanaka Unranked -Paul Barker -Sarin Kind -Dj Smith -AJ skills -tao ping li -paul rivers -Durk de jong -Robert Kira -Dvrtvr Vtvrtgrvtg -Who cares -Eric Heronzo -Alexander Romanenko -Ruslan Temirov 145lbs: Kylar Sensei NEW (champion) 1. Jermey Moe 2. Marious la de hoya 3. Thad Battles 4. Shawn Silvia 5. Alexi Berdnikov 6. Pascal Letaivu 7. Pate Huntter 8. Malachey carey 9. Frank Irrozios 10. Javi Javier 11. Shawn silvia 12. Niki toivonen 13. Shawn myres 14. Heath gragner Unranked -Bogdan stoica -Nigga Blackie -Ruben Rivera -George Velis -Vetle Elvenes -Damon Douglas -Vike Nickolson -Joe Ramirez -Swish Hogan 155lbs: Danny Studge (Champion) 1. Rhys Coulthard 2. Mikey Smith Jr 3. Tadafumi Suzuki 4. Gokem Turncer 5. Michael clarke 6. Radoslav Petrov 7. Tyler walter 8. Baby Squatch 9. Alvaro Dos Santos 10. Conrad Mcgoobs Unranked: -Jake stephens -Tyrone tucker -Tyler Walter -Alan Nelson -Peter Szczawinski -Marat Magomedov -Charlie boston -Sergei Babakov -Ian McCall -Johnny Ringo -Anthony Pettis -Derek Pappalardo -Logan Manns 170lbs: Jamaal Clements (Champion) 1. Mario Jones 2. Marus Ray 3. Testicule Chewer 4. Cartel Lopez 5. Cos Crypt 6. Rick northcut 8. Brisco Country Jr. 9. Arthur Lawrence 10. Jan Paul Valens +6 11. Leon Phelps -1 12. Aleksanr Volkov 13. Tupe fiso +3 14. Casey Ryback +1 15. Avgolemono Magirista -1 16. sugar lee Unranked: -Jan pawel li -Anrold sheets -Federico Pattamaglia -Terrance wood -Ken Masters -Scotty sulivan -Hh Bb -Eric Engarde -Winky Wright -Watch Out -Victor Stone -Game Leaf -Jon Axe 185lbs: Cederic lancaster (champion) 1. Sir anthony buzzard 2. TheDragon reborn 3. Chris Johnson 4. Eddy Rotten 5. Gilberto Simeone 6. Big pokey 7. Liam Quinn 9. Dan Mclain 8. Maxim Lavrov 9. Tyrus Murphy 10. Randy Cano 11. Elton Korth Unranked: -Davos Kung -Chad liddell -Tyler Durdin -Ryu Himura -Niel Cenabre -Khabib Nurmagomedov -Jason Sabre -Anthony Gilmore -Buck Brown -Nam Ho -Joe Rokocoko -T-R-T Vitor 205lbs: Michael Garibaldi (Champion) 1. Leif Erikson +2 2. Gobal batra +5 3. Niko Alzate +1 4. Djimon Babayega -3 5. Takonwa Chidike 6. Black Bad boy 7. Gus Cherynobyl 8. Leonid Bondarenko 9. Rick Sharpshooter 10. Diego Balboa Unranked: -Mr sam -Tuff frost -Blazej Nowakowski -Alexander Kovalchuk -Aawut Channarong -Steve Chester -Konstantin Zuev -Alphonzo Mirage 265lbs: Bjorn Ragnarsson (Champion) 1. Leonard Proudfeather 2. Mario Scevola 3. David Cerrone 4. Earl jack 5. Dj bronson +12 6. Eito Itasaki 7. James Myres +1 8. Knutr Sveinsson -1 9. Corey dalton -4 10. Yuri Bedlaminov 11. We Bix 12. Fedor Emelianenko 13. Kevin ball 14. Jonathan lopez 15. Harold Meechum 16. Hulk Butane +1 Unranked -Leo Moracchioli -Ward Rand -Jimmy havoc -Brock lesnar -Tony brown -andrea barone -Osama Harama -Jake Sekany -Carl Menger -Mr EdgerExtreme
  9. play playerunknowns battlegrounds. ive been hooked on that recently. or do drugs, both are very health time consuming acitivities that can involve the whole family. just get a line ready, then offer mum, or dad first go, be a gentleman, and im sure they will oblige.
  10. 10 years ago? when did this game first get started?
  11. Brandon walker: WHERES MY TITLE SHOT.IM FAT AND IM HUNRGY, AND I WANT THAT GOLD. MACDONALDS WILL NO LONGER SATISFY ME. IM COMING FOR THE BELT. LYLE HUMPHREYS PUT ME ON THAT CARD WITH MY BOY FROM DOWN UNDER JACKSON CROCK.!! AND I WANT THAT GOLD TO BE ON THE LINE OR IM COMING FOR YOU LYLE!!!!
  12. nvm i thought u were talking about auto flights.
  13. i havnt checked my refunds but i how much do the flights even cost?
  14. yeah i like the energy consumption. that way, your goal is not just to win, but win with the least amount of energy used. it makes things more interesting.
  15. The opening fight is in the Middleweight division featuring Davos "Devious" Kung and Elton "Lost Chain" Korth. Davis comes into the cage for this fight with his last fight being a loss. Davos has a lot of skill in his Muay Thai skills and that will be his advantage over his opponent if used correctly. If Davos keeps the fight in the clinch and wears him down from here and then lands a successful takedown. Elton comes into the cage for this fight with no fights under his belt. Elton comes in with solid boxing and has the hands to pull off a knockout in this fight. The second fight is in the Heavyweight division featuring Andrea "The Headhunter" Barone and Hulk "PyroManiac" Butane. Andrea comes into his his first fight with exceptional Muay Thai and strong wrestling. Also coming in with a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. The best game plan for Andrea is too stick to his own game plan and keep the momentum on his side rather than his opponents. Hulk walks into his first cage fight with the same skills in both Muay Thai and wrestling. But he also comes in with force behind his punches and that is a key factor in this fight. If he can keep the fight above the ground this is his fight to win. The third fight is in the Heavyweight division featuring Corey "Gay Man" Dalton and DJ "Action" Bronson. Corey comes in with a loss from his last fight at Carnage 32. Corey comes in with a granite chin and impressive KO power as he shone in his many knockout or TKO victories. Corey can also hold his own with a white belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Corey is a well rounded fighter and is dangerous when standing. But we have seen if you can break his momentum and chin he can go down. DJ comes into this fight with a win at RFC 34: The Danger Zone but know he is a new ORG which is hard for any fighter to adapt. But this bright young star has the cardio to out gas most fighters in his weight class. If the fight goes to the ground I am giving it too DJ for sure. The fourth fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Tupe "Rage" Fiso and "The Bouzouki Bully" Avgolemono Magiritsa. Tupe comes into this fight after massacring his first three opponents with knockouts and extreme aggression. His only fight that made it too the second round was his last one but it only lasted eighteen seconds in that round! His boxing skills are subpar at the moment and have been proven time and again to be extremely lethal. We have not seen what he can do on the ground but only time can tell. This kid has a lot of momentum on his side and if he has his way in this fight he will come out with his hand raised. Avgolemono comes into the fight with a loss at Carnage 30 and he is looking to come out strong in this one. Avgolemono comes in with power as well and knockouts the plenty. But I still have to give the fight advantage to Tupe on this one. The fifth fight is in the Heavyweight division featuring Brock Lesnar and James Myres. Brock comes into this fight after a submission wind in a QFC fight and this will be his first fight for any organization. Brock has shown to have great takedowns and if he gets latched on you the night will be over for you really quick. But his disadvantage coming in is his less experience compared to his opponent. James comes into this fight after a knockout loss at Carnage 30. James is a type of fighter who can knock people on there ass quick if he can catch someone off guard. But he has also shown to loss only majorly to knockouts as well. We have not seen his ground game so nobody is certain how he will do in this fight. The ending for this one is a toss up for sure. The sixth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Mike Reilly and Leif "The Viking" Erikson. The winner of this fight will have a shot at the Light Heavyweight belt in the future so this is a very important fight for both fighters! Mike Reilly comes in with no losses and both of his wins come from a decision win. So this means that he has a huge gas tank. He has also shown to have a chin as he has been rocked and been able to pull off the win in the end. He also is a good wrestler and is explosive with his movement. Leif comes into the fight with a advantage in experience which is always a factor for any fight. Leif is a more well rounded fighter with skills that have been shown to knockout and apply a successful submission. With this more adaptive fighting style I have to give the advantage to Leif in this fight. The seventh fight is in the Super Heavyweight division featuring Ivan "Tank" Durak and Alessandro Malatesta. Ivan the Russian native comes into this fight with no losses and two wins. Ivan comes in with explosive and lethal hands that dropped both of his last opponents within the first fifty seconds of the fight. Ivan also comes in with a white belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu and has a granite chin. Both of these help his style of fighting and are huge advantages in any fight. Alessandro comes in with the same record of two wins and no losses. He also comes in looking for the knockout and this fight for sure will not got to the ground. This is going to be a all out war between these two fighters. Alessandro also has a great chin and is a brawler. I am guessing this fight results in a knockout in the first round, but I am not sure who has the advantage here as both fighters are very similar. The eighth fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Jon Axe and "JPV" Jan Paul Valens. Jon comes into this fight with a TKO loss at Bushido 47: Vilson vs Bunker 3. Looking to redeem himself in this fight with his exceptional cardio and his above average wrestling skills. Jon comes in with excellent boxing and a new haircut! Jon has shown in the past to have problems with his opponents breaking his chin causing him to go down and add another loss to his record. But coming to a new organization this might be the spark he needs to start kicking ass one again! Jan comes into this fight with a TKO victory at DFC Las Vegas 54. He also is coming from a different organization where he was slaying most of his opponents with his impressive submission victories. Jan has a gas tank to match his opponents so he has no problem going into the later rounds. But I think if he can break Jon’s chin he will win this fight! The ninth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Djimon "The Boogeyman" Babayega and Gobal Batra. Djimon comes back after losing his title at Carnage 34 after two successful title defenses. Djimon is a cardio machine and can run anyone opponents gas tank out in a few rounds if given the momentum. Djimon comes in with the ability to throw quick lethal blows and the ability to end the fight with a knockout. Djimon has been taken down and if his opponent has superior ground skills can show to give him a lot of problems. Gobal comes into this with with a loss at Carnage 34 as well. This India native has superior wrestling skills then his opponent on paper. If Gobal can move this fight to the ground he will win this fight. THE MAIN EVENT is in the Middleweight division featuring the current champ Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster and the challenger TheDragon Reborn. Cedric comes in this fight with seven wins and no losses. His impressive win streak includes two successful title defenses. Being a champion for two different organizations is impressive for such a young fighter. Cedric comes with a large amount of strength behind his punches and can end the fight quickly in the first round. With the skills of a solid boxer and love average wrestling he is a well rounded fighter. Cedric likes to control the fight through the clinch and hold you while he mumbles your face in with his fists. The challenger TheDragon comes with a twenty five submission victory at Carnage 34. He had a short run with the title with one successful title defense before losing it to Cedric. TheDragon has a purple belt in BJJ and he has amazing ground submissions and movement. If TheDragon can move the fight to the ground as soon as possible and keep it there he will retain his title here! Written by Felix Darkstar
  16. After the fat boy brandon walker beats his next opponent. his coming for that 205 belt.
  17. even if you have vip its still 50 fights.
  18. good question. i too over my org about a month ago, and id like to know this aswell. i hold an event per week but im going to start doing 2 events some weeks since im growing the roster everyday and need to get more fights happening.
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