TheHoarseWhisperer

I'll be dipped in a bologna pudding. You probably slipped through one of the events I wasn't able to review and I haven't reviewed one of your fights since you hit 3 in a row.

I'll admit that it does feel like there are only a few of us really in the alliance. The chat is dead quiet most of the time. Feelsbadman.

Gods do I hope you don't win.

[Main Card] (Middleweight Division) Bagel Boss (4-1) versus Walter Jackson (3-1) Despite looking like a lovechild between Butter Bean and a melted snow cone, Bagel Boss is a world class mixed martial arts fighter. Specializing in Muay Thai, Bagel has fought five times in professional MMA. Originally from Long Island, New York, Bagel currently lives in Los Angeles, California, where he trains out of the hilariously named Team Alpha Midget private gym alongside UGFC bantamweight champion Tree Fortay as well as two JAG Battle League title holders. After a successful pro debut in the QFC, Bagel signed with Rapid Fighting Championship of Sydney, Australia. In his RFC debut, Bagel bested fellow striker Roc Le Phat in a unanimous decision. Bagel returned at Rapid Fight Night 4 to stop former title challenger Jet Chan in nine seconds flat with strikes. At Rapid Fight Night 8, Bagel rematched Roc Le Phat, this time succumbing to a second round knockout from his previously defeated foe. In his final RFC match, Bagel Boss defeated Orla Wanker via submission to strikes. Bagel parted ways with his management team, then changed management teams once again after that before settling with his current team. Walter Jackson started his career training to become a professional boxer. However after sparring with “MMA guys” in his gym, he was drawn in by the allure ultimate fighting. Since then he has become a great wrestler and earned a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Originally from Las Vegas, Nevada, he presently lives in New York where he trains out of the private Crassus gym. He started his MMA career in the Wolf Pack Fighting Championship promotion, fighting first at the WPFC 2 event. There he fought Tomos Kemp, hurting him in the second round en route to defeating him in a unanimous decision. At WPFC 5, Jackson faced Nick Tropper, hurting him with punches in each round before winning a unanimous decision. After the Tropper fight, Walter Jackson signed with UnderGround Fight Club, making his promotional debut at UnderGround FC 6 where he faced Van Der Ley. Unlike his previous opponents, Van Der Ley was unable to survive the ferocity of Jackson's attack, succumbing to a first round knockout. At UnderGround FC 16, Jackson was submitted by by future champion Giuseppe Turturro. (Light-Heavyweight Division) Vincenzo Lambrucci (3-3) versus Artyom Dzyuba (4-0) Vincenzo Lambrucci is an Italian kickboxer that currently resides in Los Angeles, California, where he trains out of the 3Band MMA. Vincenzo started his MMA career as a participant in Season 9 of The Island where he fought three times in the QFC arena. After being submitted by Ludwig Stromm and Too Eazy, he avenged his debut loss by knocking Stromm out in nineteen seconds. Vincenzo participated in the end of season tournament, besting Pugsley Addams in a unanimous decision. However in the second round of the tournament, Vincenzo was submitted by Anton Shibaev. Back on the mainland, Vincenzo Lambrucci signed with UnderGround Fight Club. At UnderGround FC 9, Vincenzo faced fellow striker Alexander Emelianenko. Vincenzo hurt Alexander badly in the first and second rounds before the first was stopped due to the very many cuts sustained on Alexander's face. Artyom Dzyuba is a folkstyle wrestler from Zelenograd, Russia that currently lives in St Petersburg where he trains out of the Russian Bears Training Center. Undefeated across four professional fights, Artyom has fought exclusively in the QFC arena. Artyom made his MMA debut against BJJ blue belt and five fight veteran Mikel Charles. Dzyuba took Mikel down immediately and finished him with heavy ground and pound. Artyom returned to face submission grappler Bertram Taylor, knocking him out with brutal ground and pound from guard. After running through heavy handed brawler Dom Duck, Artyom destroyed Muay Thai striker Tyrell Harper. (Lightweight Division) Akaro Horiguchi (3-1) versus Rodger Bell (4-2) Long before he donned 4 ounce gloves and accepted money to fight half naked men in a cage, Akaro Horiguchi was born in Kanizawa, Japan where he underwent training in Shotokan Karate. Akaro had a lot of pressure put on him as a young child due to the calls of him being a prodigy martial artist. Unfortunately the fame would lead him down a darker path as he would meet up with unsavory characters that would lead him down a path of criminal acts, run-ins with the law, and inevitably a stint in prison. Due to the disgrace this brought his family, Akaro distanced himself from his family. Shamed and alone, Akaro sent himself into exile, relocating to Sydney, Australia to begin anew. Although he hadn't officially trained in years (besides kicking a heavy bag in his garage), he was still a karateka at heart. While in the audience of a local karate tournament he met the men that would become his manager later in life. At the time he was simply a fellow fan with a history of martial arts training. Upon being invited to participate in Kyokushin training, it was soon realized just how adept Horiguchi was at the art. He was offered the opportunity to begin training full time and challenge himself in the young sport of MMA, to change his destiny and find a new path for his life. He hesitantly accepted and began full time training as a mixed martial artist. He took his first fight in a regional QFC bout, mostly to see if he had what it took to fight as a professional. For the first time in ten years he prepared to face off against another man in unarmed combat. His opponent was fellow striker Kostas Pappas. The bulk of the fight took place in the clinch but Horiguchi was accustomed to fighting dirty. He hammered Pappas with short range punches and made him pay for every moment that the fight lasted. Midway through the third round, Pappas went down from an uppercut and Horiguchi went in for the finish. In his second appearance in the local shows, Horiguchi came out too fast and too confident against Conor King, being felled by an early combination that kept him on queer street for the remainder of the fight. Horiguchi showed his heart, surviving being badly hurt multiple times before the fight was called off late in the second round by the referee. Horiguchi rebounded with a second round TKO over heavy handed brawler Utu Mutu, stopping him with strikes in the second round. Most recently, Akaro Horiguchi signed a one fight deal with the Batoru Fighting Championship promotion, where he was paired up with Muay Thai standout Douglas Dannis. The two strikers would trade heavy kicks from the outside, feeling each other out before Horiguchi caught him with a right hand that hurt him. Horiguchi clinched and finished the fight with big punches against the cage. Now he is fighting for the most prestigious promotion in Amsterdam. He fights for the Horiguchi name. Rodger Bell is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioner with a purple belt in the art. Originally from Bristol, England, Rodger has since moved to Amsterdam to be closer to his work. He trains full time out of the UnderGround Training Facility. This six fight veteran has spent the majority of his professional career in the UnderGround Fight Club promotion with four of his six bouts taking place there. Rodger made his MMA debut in the QFC arena where he faced off against BJJ blue belt Quinton Hurley. Bell brought the fight to Hurley immediately, taking him down early and working him over with ground and pound while threatening with submissions en route to a decision victory. Next he faced BJJ blue belt Dannie Robles, jumping guard but falling victim to a guillotine choke in the second round. Upon signing with UnderGround Fight Club, Rodger made his promotional debut at the Monday Night Fights event where he faced wrestler Shamil Magomedov. Bell managed to dominate the fight in the clinch and on the ground en route to a very one-sided decision victory. At UnderGround FC 3, Bell would face undefeated boxing stylist Adrian Hunter, falling victim to a big series of punches early that put him out of the fight. Since then, Bell has gone undefeated across two fights. At UFC WNF 3 he bested fellow purple belt Jay Popotrek and at UnderGround FC 16 he decision'd Joe Mama. [Co-Main Event] (Featherweight Division) Kyle Kristian Galeos (7-1) versus Hans Richter (4-2) Kyle Kristian Galeos is a former professional boxer and eight fight veteran mixed martial artist. Originally from the City of Naga in the Philippines, Kyle currently lives in Montreal, Canada, where he trains out of The King's Road gym. Kyle made the transition to mixed martial arts with the intention of just taking one or two small fights before returning to pro boxing. However after stopping BJJ bl ue belt Ragang Ebon midway through the opening round with punches, Kyle was obsessed. He returned to the local show to face Ken Specht who would go down from one big punch early in the fight and call for an immediate rematch, going so far as to harass Kyle on Facebook for the bout. Kyle obliged him happily and knocked him out in just fifty seconds this time. After facing undefeated pro kickboxer Berklerk Pinsinchai twice and stopping him in both encounters, Kyle signed with UnderGround Fight Club. At UFC SNF 2, Kyle faced submission wrestler Ky Tycoon. After hurting Tycoon badly with punches twice in the opening round and surviving half a round of ground fighting against him in the second, Kyle would go on to be the only man to defeat Ky Tycoon. Kyle Kristian Galeos returned at UnderGround FC 11 to challenge reigning featherweight champion Reginald Budgiehandler for the crown. The two strikers would trade heavy punches in the early goings with Budgiehandler badly hurting Galeos with a big left hand in the opening round. The second round would take place entirely in the clinch, with Budgiehandler landing the better shots and stopping Galeos late in the round. Kyle returned for UnderGround FC 19 to face undefeated wrestling standout Ian Joy Virtudazo. Galeos dropped Virtudazo with big punches, dropping him in the opening seconds of the fight and once more late in the first round. Midway through the second round, Kyle hurt Ian with a big combination, finishing him with further punches late in the round. Hans Richter is a world class striker with a background in boxing and Muay Thai, in addition to having fantastic ground defenses. Originally from Badenberg, Germany, Hans lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA where he trains out of the private Doom's Gym. Hans made his pro MMA debut in the PhoQus Sports Enterprise promotion, first appearing at PSE 25. His debut opponent was a wrestler named Hallo Ween. Richter kept the fight up close, clinching and keeping Ween against the cage. After hurting Ween early, Richter finished him with power punches late in the second round. Richter returned at PSE 28 to face boxer Jamal Lyttle. Richter dominated Lyttle in the clinch before finishing him near the end of the second round, almost at the same time as his debut performance. At PSE 33, Hans Richter challenged future UnderGround FC bantamweight champion Tree Fortay. This fight would ultimately become the lone defeat in Richter's PhoQus career. Hans made his last PhoQus appearance at PSE 39 where he faced well rounded striker Simba Moso. Richter dominated Moso at a distance and in the clinch while surviving the man's ground assault en route to a unanimous decision victory. Next Hans signed with UnderGround Fight Club, making his promotional debut at UnderGround FC 10 against heavy handed boxer Anthony Jackson. Richter displayed some new wrinkles in his game, implementing a little wrestling into his strategy to keep Jackson off balance en route to a decision victory. In his most recent bout, Hans Richter faced undefeated five fight veteran and heavy handed striker Joe Smith. Richter knew this was a major step up in competition as Smith had stopped every opponent he had faced before with only one man escaping the opening round. Although Richter wouldn't win the fight, he would get a lot of credit for being the first man to go the distance with Smith while sharing a couple of very close rounds against the seemingly unstoppable force. [Main Event] (Featherweight Division) Sylvian Lievremont (4-1) versus Joe Smith (6-0) Sylvian Lievremont is a former participant from season 9 of The Island where all five of his professional fights took place. In addition he has competed in the TWGC submission grappling league. He has had two managers across his brief career. Sylvian made his MMA debut in the regional QFC arena on The Island during its 9th season. His opponent was a striker named Kick Boxing. After eating a right hand early, Lievremont wasted no time in bringing Boxing to the ground where he quickly put his brown belt to use, submitting Boxing via first round armbar. Sylvian Lievremont signed with the Island Vale Tudo promotion, making his debut at IVT 2 against high level boxer Sparring Dummy. Following the same script as his debut, Lievremont took Dummy down and submitted him with an armbar immediately. In his final regular MMA fight during his stint on The Island, Lievremont submitted striker Frank McMillian, making it three straight armbar victories. Sylvian stepped away from pro-MMA for a bit, competing in the IVT Test event which was all submission grappling. There he submitted wrestler Bob Goblin via first round triangle choke. Lievremont competed in the season finale tournament, submitting fellow brown belt Frankie Khan in round 1 of the tourney. In round 2 of the tournament, Lievremont was submitted by fellow brown belt Royler Gracie. Following his time on The Island, Lievremont parted ways with his management team. Under new management, Sylvian participated in the TWGC 25 Rio de Janeiro welterweight grappling tournament. In round 1 of the tournament, Lievremont was submitted by former Revolution Island featherweight champion and season 6 participant Harry Baals. Joe Smith is an undefeated mixed martial artist with six professional fights to his credit. This pugilistic punisher is known for having otherworldly knockout power with all but two of his six opponents falling in the opening round and only one surviving to the final bell. Joe Smith is a product of longtime fight manager Kelly McGrady and represents the McGrady FT fighting system. “Average” Joe Smith has proven to be anything but. At twenty years old he is currently ranked #15 out of the 200+ fighters under contract with the UnderGround Fight Club. The real travesty of his life is that he is under the same management as his weight division's reigning champion, Reginald Budgiehandler, who he trains with every day. Joe Smith is young, exciting, and dangerous. Joe grew up as the youngest of three boys. While his brothers excelled at everything they did, Joe had to struggle to accomplish what he could. It left him with a pervasive sense of inadequacy throughout his childhood. However that all changed when he stepped into the gym and discovered his passion for martial arts. His brothers, good men that they are, are not warriors. Weighing in at a lean one hundred and fifty pounds, Joe is by far the smallest man in the family but there is no question about his toughness. Five days before his nineteenth birthday, “Average” Joe signed up for his first professional MMA bout against a Jiu-Jitsu wizard named Alexmuri Bagueraiu who was undefeated across two fights. Joe's brothers attended the event and fed him a bunch of “motivational” lines such as “don't lose!” “don't get choked out!” while laughing and nudging each other. Joe stuffed all of Alexmuri's takedown attempts, hurting him with heavy punches throughout the ordeal for as long as it lasted. It was not long before he was knocking the man out cold with a barrage of blows against the cage akin to Bigfoot Silva's destruction of Alistair Overeem. Joe's brothers stopped bullying him that day. Smith returned to the Hawaiian based promotion to score a lightning fast knockout over BJJ brown belt Mander Dell Palmer before signing with UnderGround Fight Club. At UFC WNF 1, Smith made easy work out of undefeated John Hogan, hurting him with heavy punches in the opening round before finishing him in the third. At UFC WNF 2, Smith faced 2-0 wrestler John Michael Benitoy. After surviving an early takedown from Benitoy, Smith hammered him with punches late in the opening round to stop the fight. When Joe Smith knocked out former title challenger and hot prospect Jay Brown, people began to take notice. Smith was no longer just a guy knocking out undercard prospects, he had moved up into main event status overnight. In his most recent bout, Joe Smith faced elite striker Hans Richter. Always the gentleman before fights, Smith reached out to Richter on social media when the fight was proposed, calling for the two men to throw down for the fans. The fight would live up to the hype and then some with Hans Richter being the first man to ALMOST win rounds against Smith. The two traded power punches for three straight rounds with neither man faltering or back pedaling. The bout became an instant classic fan favorite. This was the one fight in Smith's career that went the distance and he walked away with his head held high knowing that he had defeated a legitimate world class striker at his own game. [A closer look] (Sylvian Lievremont) Age: 27 Started Fighting At: 25 Record: 4-1 Knockouts: 0 Submissions: 4 UnderGround Record: 0-0 Total Opponent Record: 41-25-1 Rank (Division): 4 Style: BJJ (Brown Belt) Accolades or Accomplishments: The Island S9 Participant, Sub of the Night (x1) (Joe Smith) Age: 20 Started Fighting At: 18 Record: 6-0 Knockouts: 5 Submissions: 0 UnderGround Record: 4-0 Total Opponent Record: 24-16 Rank (Division): 1 Style: Boxing Accolades or Accomplishments: Undefeated, Six Fight Winning Streak, Fight of the Night (x2), Knockout of the Night (x2) http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/15625778031QuWSYI.gif

Unfortunately probably half the playerbase at this point. :/

That's pretty much how I communicate with people most of the time. If I ever get mugged, I'm probably escalating it into a murder. If I'm not mistaken, Humors also said some really offensive things about the children of a good friend of mine waaay back in the day. A gentleman that owned the Osaka-Niten Ichii fight organization of Tokyo. For me that's his biggest crime but mostly because I haven't been around/been impacted/paid attention to the rest of it.

First thing I think of whenever I read this thread.

Cheers he had me convinced for a second.

It's been a while but I feel like I tried to hate Humors back in the day and he was super, super nice to me which left me conflicted

UnderGround Fight Club 340K+ http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/15625778031QuWSYI.gif UnderGround FC 27 is an upcoming mixed martial arts event to be held by UnderGround Fight Club at the Hard Knocks arena in Rio de Janeiro. This event will take place on August 9, 2019. Hoarseplay Writing Productions is a proud proponent of the Noob Fund. This is a player funded project to guarantee that newer members of the Tycoon community can obtain the funds needed to get started comfortably. [Official Event Preview] http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1563160472GExU4JG_d.jpg [undercard] (To Be Announced) TBD A () versus TBA B () (To Be Announced) TBD C () versus TBA D () (Super-Heavyweight Division) Jorge Margy (1-2) versus Total Badass (6-3) Jorge Margy is a Muay Thai striker that holds a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. During his brief three fight career, Jorge has displayed an eagerness to kick and grapple but little else. This Los Angeles native lives in Amsterdam where he participates in no official training, opting to learn to fight by fighting. After a successful pro debut in a regional show, Margy signed with UnderGround Fight Club. He has fought Shaka Zulu and Paul Ladentro while under the UGFC banners, but in both encounters he has been defeated. Total Badass is the former UnderGround Fight Club Super-Heavyweight Champion of the World. This nineteen-year-old submission specialist holds a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He made his pro debut in the QFC arena, submitting Alton Prince with a first round guillotine choke. Following this victory, Total signed with UnderGround Fight Club, making his promotional debut at the Friday Night Fights event. It was there that he fought power wrestler Big John Studd, submitting him with a triangle choke after being taken down early. At Friday Night Fights II, Badass returned to face BJJ purple belt Rodimus Prime. Badass would go on to lose the bout via unanimous decision as the wrestling ability of Prime would prove to be enough to keep him in control of the fight. Badass returned at Friday Night Fights III to submit Roman Strange with an arm triangle choke in just twenty-three seconds. At UnderGround FC 1, Total Badass faced BJJ purple belt Torq Bosley for the inaugural super-heavyweight championship title. After being taken down early, Badass would go tit-for-tat with Bosley, trading submission attempts before catching the man in a guillotine choke to close the show and earn himself the title. Unfortunately his title reign would come to an abrupt halt as he would lose to Colin Kaepernick at UnderGround FC 2. Since losing his championship title, Badass has sat in limbo as a perennial gatekeeper that defeats those not ready to advance into the big leagues. He has defeated Jaylen Sparling and Ze Serra while losing a bout against Juan Pablo. (Welterweight Division) Jeremiah Hornady (3-1) versus Patrick MacDonald (2-2) Jeremiah Hornady is a Muay Thai stylist and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blue belt. All four of his professional bouts have taken place in the local shows. Although he was defeated in his pro debut, he has put together three consecutive wins after, including stoppages over Andy Miranda and Jerry Farrell. In his most recent bout, he bested fellow blue belt Anderson Mcclain in a unanimous decision victory. Patrick MacDonald is a boxer with a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. After submitting Zero Mitsumune in the QFC, Patrick signed with UnderGround Fight Club. He made his promotional debut at UnderGround FC 3 where he was submitted by BJJ brown belt Owen Murray. He returned at UFC MFN 2 to stop Glenn Murray via first round TKO. In his most recent bout, Patrick was submitted by brown belt Mike Tantalau. (Lightweight Division) Bryan Thompson (3-0) versus Andrew Balderas (2-0) Bryan Thompson is a former pro kickboxer and undefeated mixed martial arts fighter. All three of his pro MMA bouts have taken place in the QFC arena where he has scored three brutal knockout victories. Andrew Balderas is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioner with a purple belt. He is also an undefeated two fight veteran of the MMA cage with both fights taking place in the QFC. In both of his appearances he has scored first round submission victories.

[Main Card] -[Super-Heavyweight Division: Kamen Kamenov vs. Rodimus Prime Round 1 – Kamenov shot in for an early takedown but got taken down by Prime instead. Prime began working ground and pound from full guard but mostly stalling, to the annoyance of the audience. Prime passed into half guard but seemed content to lay and pray while Kamenov struggled to get free. Frustrated, Kamenov tried to strike from the bottom which is rarely a good sign. Prime passed into full mount and continued to blanket Kamenov until the referee stood them up. Prime shot in immediately upon separation and landed in half guard again. This was quickly turning into a nightmare for both Kamenov and the fans in attendance. Round 2 – Prime shot on the legs of Kamenov immediately, landing in guard on top. Flustered beyond words, Kamenov attempted to get to his feet and Prime passed into half guard before moving into mount. Desperate to escape, Kamenov gave up his back in the effort of trying to get to his feet. Prime teased going for the rear naked choke but simply controlled instead. As Kamenov struggled, Prime ended up on his back but still holding onto the rear choke position. Kamenov turned into his guard on top! Kamenov began dropping ground and pound to wild cheers from the audience. Kamenov escaped to his feet and the crowd was in uproar supporting him. The two fighters clinched against the cage and Prime pulled guard. Kamenov closed out this round dropping elbows. Round 3 – Kamenov clinched early and Prime pulled guard once again. After a bit of stalling to catch his breath, Kamenov went to work with ground and pound from top guard. Sensing his opponent's fatigue, Kamenov stepped up the abuse in this round, working Prime over with ground and pound. Both men controlled the position for a bit to catch their breath until the referee stood them up. Both men were tired but Prime much more so than his opponent. Prime shot in with a half hearted takedown attempt that worked, landing in half guard, but Kamenov was able to escape to his feet this time and the crowd cheered him for it. Prime rushed forward and Kamenov cracked him with a big right hand and Prime went down hard. Kamenov jumped on him with more strikes and this fight was stopped! HUGE turnaround for Kamen Kamenov! This was the Randy Couture versus Kevin Randleman of UnderGround Fight Club. Prime was all dominance and wrestling control for the first two rounds before Kamenov got on top and Prime had no answer for him. Kamen Kamenov def. Rodimus Prime via TKO (Strikes) at 2:43 of round 3. -[Welterweight Division: Seamus Coleman vs. Test Fighter A Round 1 – Both men came out swinging for the fences and slipping the other's strikes early. Coleman landed a head kick that put Test Fighter on the back pedal for most of the round. Near the end of the first round, Coleman clinched and mostly used the position to catch his breath, although he did land a few uppercuts. Round 2 – Test Fighter A came out wild and aggressive in an effort to get back in this fight and Coleman countered with a nice counter-strike before clinching again. Near the end of the round there were some nice exchanges but it was all Seamus Coleman. Round 3 – Sensing that his opponent was beginning to tire out, Seamus Coleman picked up the pace with more punches. He dropped Fighter A with a head kick. This round was really the Seamus Coleman show as he put on a striking clinic in and out of the clinch. Seamus Coleman def. Test Fighter A via Unanimous Decision (30-26, 30-26, 30-26). -[Welterweight Division: Petah Miller vs. Pedro Navas Round 1 – Miller came out looking to wrestle immediately and ate a right hand for his troubles. Navas clinched and the two fighters traded short range punches against the cage for the remainder of the round. Round 2 – More great takedown defense from Navas early. Navas with the clinch and we're back to the dirty boxing. Miller picked up the pace in this round, landing ample strikes against the cage while keeping Navas trapped in position. Round 3 – Desperate to win the final round, Navas came out with wild combination attempts early before clinching with Miller. Both men aggressively punched against the cage, reversing and controlling each other against the cage. Petah Miller def. Pedro Navas via Unanimous Decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28). [Co-Main Event] -[Bantamweight Division: Aurther Fleck vs. Vip Winner -[Pre-Fight: During the weigh-ins yesterday, Fleck made big news when he came out with his face painted up. He laughed maniacally at his confused opponent as they faced off with each other. Always respectful, Winner offered to shake hands and was surprised to learn that Fleck had one of those old handshake buzzers to shock his hand on contact. Winner had to be restrained and Fleck just shook his head and laughed as he walked away without a care in the world. That intensity carried over into tonight's pre-fight staredown. Vip Winner was talking to the man, telling him all of the things that he meant to do to him and Fleck literally looked at his wrist as if to check the time and made a dramatic gestured yawn. This only infuriated Winner more as Fleck laughed in his face. Neither man offered to touch gloves. No surprise there. Round 1 – Vip Winner came out with quick jabs to the body of Fleck before tagging him with a right hand. Fleck shot in for a double leg takedown, landing in guard on top. Fleck postured up and began dropping elbows and Winner reversed into top guard. Fleck created a scramble and reversed to top guard himself but Vip Winner snatched his arm in the confused and forced him to submit. Vip Winner def. Aurther Fleck via Submission (Armbar) at 2:57 of round 1. During his post-fight interview, Fleck simply laughed at his furious opponent who had to be held back from approaching him. “HAHA ha HahA HAhAhAHA ha Ha HA hahaha Ha HA hA.” [Main Event] -[Middleweight Division: Dillion Danis vs. Yewis Mybitch Round 1 – Dillan Danis wanted nothing to do with the standup so he shot early but ate a monster one-two combination for his trouble! Danis went down hard. On rubbery legs, Danis shot in again and ran into another combination that put him out cold! Yewis Mybitch def. Dillion Danis via KO (Punches) at 0:31 of round 1. During his post-fight interview, Danis said, “You got lucky punk! A rematch is in order!” Active Winning Streaks (3+ consecutive victories within UnderGround FC) [Name, Weight, UFC Win Streak, Last Fight Date] Fray Tormenta (265) (7-0) [7/19] Colin Kaepernick (265+) (6-0) [6/28] Ringz daBell (145) (5-0) [7/26] Jb Brown (155) (5-0) [7/22] Torq Bosley (265+) (5-0) [7/19] Liberal Stomper (155) (5-0) [6/30] Christopher Fry (155) (4-0) [7/26] Cross A Zoo (170) (4-0) [7/22] Joe Smith (145) (4-0) [7/19] Robert Harper (205) (4-0) [7/12] Pate Parret (185) (4-0) [7/26] Seamus Coleman (170) (3-0) [8/3] [New] Vip Winner (135) (3-0) [8/3] [New] Jimbo Cricky (205) (3-0) [7/22] Kron Gracie (155) (3-0) [7/22] Gomez Addams (185) (3-0) [7/17] DeMarcus Diallo (185) (3-0) [7/17] James Moriarty (205) (3-0) [7/14] Brian Moser (185) (3-0) [7/12] Reginald Budgiehandler (145) (3-0) [6/29] Guido Turturro (170) (3-0) [7/31] Moe Lester (155) (3-0) [7/31] Vincent Lomax (205) (3-0) [7/31] http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190719020246K8HbNKi_d.jpgAnnal of Championshttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190719020246K8HbNKi_d.jpg Bantamweight (135 lbs) Tree Fortay – Reigning Champion, One Defense (Next Fight: Juan Kemonito 8/24) Featherweight (145 lbs) Reginald Budgiehandler – Reigning Champion, One Defense (Next Fight: Shiro Tanaka 8/17) Shiro Tanaka – Former Champion, One Defense (4/27/19 – 6/8/19) Lightweight (155 lbs) Liberal Stomper – Reigning Champion, Three Defenses (Next Fight: TBD) Welterweight (170 lbs) Guido Turturro – Reigning Champion, One Defense (Next Fight: Marcus Yonic 8/23) Sivile Gonya – Former Champion, One Defense (5/20/19 – 7/5/19) Middleweight (185 lbs) Giuseppe Turturro – Reigning Champion, No Defenses (Next Fight: TBD) Raiam Dos Santos – Former Champion, No Defenses (6/29/19 – 8/2/19) What Addams – Former Champion, No Defenses (6/3/19 – 6/29/19) Bradley Bond – Former Champion, No Defenses (4/27/19 – 6/3/19) Light-Heavyweight (205 lbs) Robert Harper – Reigning Champion, Two Defenses (Next Fight: Jimbo Cricky 8/14) Heavyweight (265 lbs) Fray Tormenta – Reigning Champion, Four Defenses (Next Fight: Tyson James 8/16) Super-Heavyweight (265+ lbs) Colin Kaepernick – Reigning Champion, Two Defenses (Next Fight: TBD) Total Badass – Former Champion, No Defenses (4/13/19 – 4/27/19) http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/15625778031QuWSYI.gif

UnderGround Fight Club 340K+ http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/15625778031QuWSYI.gif UnderGround FC 26 was a mixed martial arts event held by UnderGround Fight Club at the Hard Knocks arena in Amsterdam. This event took place on August 7, 2019. Hoarseplay Writing Productions is a proud proponent of the Noob Fund. This is a player funded project to guarantee that newer members of the Tycoon community can obtain the funds needed to get started comfortably. [Official Event Review] http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1563160472GExU4JG_d.jpg [undercard] -[Hevyweight Division: Louden Swain vs. William Thatcher Round 1 – In a twist of fate, Thatcher was the aggressor looking to grapple while Swain circled on the outside boxing. Thatcher showed that he was able to hang in there and avoid most of the shots from the wrestler. Swain did land a right hand near the end of the round that opened a cut on the face of Thatcher. Round 2 – As more blood began to form on the face of Thatcher, he shot for a late takedown to get away from the hands of Swain. Round 3 – Thatcher scored an early takedown in this round but Swain was able to control from the bottom and force a referee standup. Both fighters landed a couple of punches in this otherwise uneventful round. Louden Swain def. William Thatcher via Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28). -[Bantamweight Division: Bobby Jones vs. Fedor Ziuzlikov Round 1 – Ziuzlikov opened this fight with telegraphed takedown attempts that were largely stuffed by Jones, who was content to circle around the outside landing jabs. As Ziuzlikov came forward, Jones landed a leg kick and then clinched as the two men collided. Ziuzlikov scored a trip takedown into guard and Jones immediately went to work with a high guard before snatching up the arm of Ziuzlikov to force a submission. Bobby Jones def. Fedor Ziuzlikov via Submission (Armbar) at 2:37 of round 1. -[Light-Heavyweight Division: Ross Glinner vs. Buster Phoenix Round 1 – Glinner came out aggressively striking but Phoenix deftly avoided the shots and fired back with a one-two that connected. Phoenix was avoiding punches with head movement alone so Glinner went high and shot in for a takedown, landing in half guard on top. While Glinner focused on isolating the arm of his foe, Phoenix got back to full guard before reversing into half guard on top! Glinner grabbed the head of Phoenix threatening with an awkward guillotine and Phoenix passed into full mount! Phoenix slipped his head free and began working for a guillotine from the top position. The round ended with Phoenix holding that position. Round 2 – Glinner shot for a takedown immediately to start this round. Phoenix threatened with a high guard but Glinner managed to pass into side control! Phoenix quickly regained half guard from the bottom. Glinner started to crank on a kimura but gave up his position while fighting for the finish! Phoenix rolled into top guard! Phoenix dropped back for a risky leg lock and Glinner reversed back into top guard himself! What a battle! The remainder of this round was spent with Glinner laying in guard catching his breath while Phoenix threatened with a high guard. Round 3 – Glinner opened this round with a big right hand to the bread basket of Phoenix and followed it up with a double leg takedown into guard. After a bout of stalling, Glinner passed into half guard. Phoenix started to work the arm of Glinner for a kimura but lost his grip. Glinner responded by going for a kimura of his own. After a few minutes of inaction, Glinner tried to go for an arm triangle in half guard but couldn't quite get the position for it. Thus ends the fight. Ross Glinner def. Buster Phoenix via Unanimous Decision (30-26, 29-28, 29-28). -[Super-Heavyweight Division: Claudio Escorre vs. Iron Jussi Round 1 – Jussi came out wild with a big right hand that missed by a mile and Escorre countered beautifully with a left jab to his body. Jussi came forward with crisp punches that kept Escorre backing away until he was trapped against the cage. Jussi clinched him up there and cracked him with a big uppercut. Escorre took some deep breaths as Jussi went to work with more dirty boxing. It became quickly evident that Escorre had nothing for Jussi in the clinch. Two minutes in Jussi tagged him with a few big uppercuts that hurt the undefeated fighter before dropping him. Jussi poured on some followup strikes and this fight was over. Iron Jussi def. Claudio Escorre via TKO (Strikes) at 2:17 of round 1. During his post fight interview, formerly undefeated Claudio Escorre was all class in defeat. He said, “Iron Jussi was a great challenge. This fight was one of tremendous learning. I would like to thank my opponent for showing me what I should improve on. Next time I will not be the same. I will definitely be more dangerous. Thank you all!”

I'll be honest I cared more about multies when the game had more players. Conversely I feel like there are only twenty of us actually playing the game and that I spend most of the day talking to the same one or two guys on their dozen or so accounts at this point. It's disheartening but I've given up the witch hunt. Since we're not burning witches at the stake anymore, I'm not going to spend all day calling everybody a witch. That being said screw multies.

Should be unfazed.

[Main Card] -[Lightweight Divison: Wedzad Hrzic vs. Manalili Meesang Round 1 – Meesang came out throwing jabs and crosses and bouncing on the balls of his feet early. After stuffing a takedown attempt, he cracked Hrzic with a right hand that busted up the face of his opponent before dropping him with a second right hand. Badly hurt, Hrzic climbed to his feet only to get tagged by a third right hand that put him out cold. Manalili Meesang def. Wedzad Hrzic via KO (Punch) at 0:14 of round 1. -[Welterweight Divison: Penoskip Bizihwaeile vs. Young Guy Round 1 – Guy came out throwing punches with reckless abandon. Bizihwaeile fired back with low kicks while circling away but Guy was able to check them with relative ease and fire back with kicks of his own. Bizihwaeile started to find a home for his leg kicks as the minutes passed. Round 2 – Bizihwaeile went right back to work with the leg kicks and the toll slowly became evident as Guy's pace slowed slightly. Round 3 – This round started with Bizihwaeile landing a chopping leg kick and Guy firing back with a big head kick that sent Bizihwaeile careening to the floor! Despite obviously slowing on his battered leg, Young Guy pushed forward with punches that kept Bizihwaeile on his rear foot. Near the end of the round, Guy dropped Bizihwaeile with a big punching combination! Bizihwaeile got back to his feet and Guy rushed forward with another big punch to close the show! Young Guy def. Penoskip Bizihwaeile via KO (Punch) at 4:29 of round 2. -[Bantamweight Divison: Baby Kitten Rojumanong vs. Ryoichi Koni Round 1 – Rojumanong rushed forward with a jab before shoving Koni back against the cage. Both men started working the dirty boxing and having their moments of success with it until Rojumanong pulled guard. Not content to be on his back, Rojumanong reversed to the top guard position, passed into half guard, and locked in an arm triangle choke with no resistance from his opponent. Baby Kitten Rojumanong def. Ryoichi Koni via Submission (Arm Triangle) at 1:32 of round 1. [Co-Main Event] http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190630210055blodblet.png-[Heavyweight Division, Championship bout: Anthony McMaster vs. Igor Akinfeev Round 1 – Akinfeev started this fight by rushing across the cage with wild hooks a la Brett Rogers versus Andrei Arlovski but McMaster circled out of the way and dropped Akinfeev with a big right hand on the button! Bleeding, Akinfeev climbed to his feet and immediately got pushed back against the cage briefly. Missing with a wild left hook, Akinfeev ate a left hook from McMaster that put him out cold stretched. Igor Akinfeev def. Anthony McMaster via KO (Punch) at 0:16 of round 1 to become the NEW undisputed Bloodbath FC Heavyweight Champion! [Main Event] http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190630210055blodblet.png-[Lightweight Division, Championship bout: Deshawn Perrez© vs. Marcos Correa Round 1 – Correa telegraphed his many early takedown attempts before successfully bringing Perrez to the ground, landing in side control on top. Correa submission spammed with the same fervor that he used in pursuit of the takedown, and it worked. Marcos Correa def. Deshawn Perrez via Submission (Kimura) at 2:58 of round 1 to become the NEW undisputed Bloodbath FC Lightweight Champion! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1561935145mUENjU2.png

DeMarcus "The Reaper" Diallo http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w19.jpg 6-0 (4-0 UGFC) "Hi kids! My name is DeMarcus Diallo. I fight in the UnderGround Fight Club's middleweight division. I'm here today to teach you a new word. That word is regicide. You see, regicide is when somebody kills a member of a royal family. You might be wondering why I'm talking about regicide. Well I'll tell you: I've been offered the chance to fight a man named Prince Anawalla. They tell me he boxes better than me, that he clinches better than me, and that he even dresses better than I do. He's the FORMER champion of FARTMMA. Great. Build him up all you want. He's the prince but I'm the king and you can believe that."

The truth is that Mike's bathroom is a black hole of infinite depth and scale in which time has no meaning. To us time is moving at its normal rate but those fighters, born of Mike's bathroom, experience time on a completely different scale from the rest of us.

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Sold. Give this man your org, other guy.

I just realized quite abruptly that the owner that brought me on as the writer for this org no longer has affiliation with it. I will finish this review and go back to lurking in the shadows.

Main card review coming soon.

Bloodbath Fighting Championship (345k+) http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1561935145mUENjU2.png BloodBath 3: Perrez v Correa was a mixed martial arts event held by Bloodbath Fighting Championship. This event took place on August 3, 2019 in The Underground Arena in Montreal, Canada. This event was brought to you by Arcticus University: London, the official fight gear of the Bloodbath Fighting Championship. [Official Review] http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1562713990PRM18iV.png [undercard Review] -[Featherweight Divison: Darren Dixon vs. Nasty Jones Round 1 – Nasty Jones came out wild and aggressive and Darren Dixon made him pay for every mistake. Every failed punch resulted in crisp, technical counters that were busting Jones up early. Dixon tagged Jones with a beautiful counter uppercut that hurt him badly. When Jones went down, Dixon jumped into his guard and effortlessly advanced position until he took the man's back. In a panic, Jones rolled and Dixon locked in the rear naked choke for the win. Darren Dixon def. Nasty Jones via Submission (RNC) at 1:53 of round 1. -[Middleweight Divison: Ned Kelly vs. Ife Edwards Round 1 – The fighters traded jabs in the early moments of this fight. Kelly seemed to be cut from the early exchange with Edwards. Kelly pushed forward with more aggressive strikes while Edwards picked his shots from the outside. Kelly pushed forward with more aggression towards the end of the round, keeping Edwards on the defensive. Round 2 – More of the same as Ned Kelly pushed forward with punches in bunches and Ife Edwards stayed on the outside picking his shots. For every two or three strikes thrown by Kelly, Edwards would fire back with one power shot. Kelly started to get sloppy, pushing forward midway through the round and ate a monster head kick from Ife Edwards! Kelly went down but got back to his feet. Hurt and rocked, Ned Kelly pushed forward with strikes and walked right into a big counter combination from Ife Edwards! Ife Edwards def. Ned Kelly via KO (Punches) at 2:59 of round 2. -[Lightweight Divison: Mike Davies vs. Victor McCann Round 1 – Seventeen fight veteran Mike Davies opened this fight with a big left hook that rattled undefeated newcomer Victor McCann. The latter responded by shooting on Davies, bringing him to the ground and landing in his guard. Davies showed his experience, kicking McCann away and climbing back to his feet. As Davies began circling away and picking his shots, McCann rushed forward with another takedown, landing in guard once again. McCann tried to load up with ground and pound and Davies escaped to his feet for the second time. As McCann darted forward looking to regain the grappling, Davies tagged him with a big one-two combination! Davies went down and Davies jumped into his guard, looking to finish. Upon realizing that his opponent wasn't as wounded as he had prognosticated previously, Davies tried to back out of guard but soon found himself with a hyper-extended left arm! Davies was a proven finisher in his youth but all of that experience worked against him as he got over eager to find his finish in this fight. Victor McCann def. Mike Davies via Submission (Armbar) at 2:58 of round 1. -[Super-Heavyweight Divison: Jon Bones vs. Takahiro Shirai Round 1 – Bones came out looking to score an early takedown but Shirai was having none of it. Bones telegraphed his second attempt and ate a big right hand for his trouble. Upon failing his third shot, a visibly winded Bones walked right into a big punching combination from Shirai and went down hard! Bones staggered to his feet bloody and exhausted. Shirai tagged him with a big overhand right a la Roy Nelson that put the lights out at once. Takahiro Shirai def. Jon Bones via KO (Punch) at 0:41 of round 1. -[Light-Heavyweight Divison: Keiran Looez vs. Freddie Daisy Round 1 – Looez wasted no time in shooting on Daisy, landing in side control on top and going to work advancing position. Looez advanced to full mount and began working light ground and pound. Daisy managed to wall walk and circle away but was quickly taken down again. This time, Looez went to work with ground and pound much more quickly. Daisy used the cage to stand once again and circled away like before. Sensing that his opponent was gassing from the takedown attempts, Freddie Daisy pushed forward with punches and hurt Keiran Looez badly. As Looez shot in with a badly telegraphed double leg attempt, Daisy clipped him with a big right hand that left him face down and snoring. Freddie Daisy def. Keiran Looez via KO (Punch) at 3:16 of round 1.

[Main Card] (Super-Heavyweight Division) Kamen Kamenov (3-6-1) versus Rodimus Prime (6-1) Kamen Kamenov is a submission grappler with a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This ten fight veteran trains out of the 3Band MMA gym in Los Angeles, California, USA. He made his start on The Island during its ninth season where he fought primarily in the Island Vale Tudo promotion. Kamen started his MMA journey on The Island in its ninth season, fighting most of his fights for the Island Vale Tudo fight organization. Although he would win only two bouts on The Island, he would face serious competition including bouts against Lurch Addams, Strike Zombie, as well as a fight against former 301st SPARTA champion Emilio Jacinto. Kamen did participate in the final tournament but didn't make it past the preliminaries. Kamen has fought three times for UnderGround Fight Club since, knocking out Boz Rutten in his debut. Subsequent appearances have not fared so well for Kamen, who has been defeated by Torq Bosley and Claudio Escorre in recent outings. Rodimus Prime is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu fighter with a purple belt. Originally from Compton, California, he now trains out of Tokyo, Japan. After a successful debut in the QFC arena, Rodimus fought once in the UnderGround Fight Club promotion, submitting future champion Total Badass. After that, Prime returned to the QFC arena to submit Darren Chettri and Nigel Jenkins before suffering his lone career defeat against Brock Stockhold. Back in UnderGround Fight Club, Prime submitted Ariel Ortega at UnderGround FC 8. In his most recent bout, Rodimus faced Shane Nakamura. The fight would go the distance with Rodimus taking home the decision. (Welterweight Division) Seamus Coleman (5-2) versus Test Fighter A (5-0) Seamus Coleman is a world class Irish kickboxer striker currently living in New York, USA. He represents the Ramirez School Of Excellence fight team. In his MMA debut, Seamus battled future UGFC champion Guido Turturro, ultimately submitting to a first round armbar. Seamus then signed with FARTMMA, going on a three fight winning streak there with all three bouts ending in a unanimous decision. At DUEL 2, Seamus was defeated by Hiro Takahashi. Upon signing with UnderGround Fight Club, Seamus stopped Pedro Navas at UnderGround FC 6. In his most recent bout he defeated Marin Ivanov via unanimous decision. Test Fighter A is an undefeated mixed martial arts fighter with five bouts on his resume. His first four bouts took place in the regional QFC arena where he went 4-0. After dominating fighters in the smaller shows, Test signed with UnderGround Fight Club. At UnderGround FC 15, Test faced undefeated BJJ purple belt Ross Tyson. Although Tyson would have a few brief moments of success in the second round, he would be otherwise blown out as Test Fighter A dominated his way to a unanimous decision victory. (Welterweight Division) Petah Miller (6-2) versus Pedro Navas (6-1) Petah Miller is a Muay Thai stylist from Montreal, Canada that currently resides in Los Angeles, USA. Known for his incredible durability and thunderous knockout power, Petah trains out of the prestigious Know-How Knights gym alongside Pedro Navas. Petah began his career in the QFC arena, succumbing to a first round submission loss to Terrell Kerr. Petah would return to the QFC stage three more times in short order, accruing three consecutive finishes before signing with the Ultimate Pit Fighting promotion. At UPF 2: Brutality, Petah made his UPF debut taking on kickboxer Flit Ashter. Miller dominated the fight in the clinch before finishing Ashter in the second round. After an identical performance against fellow wrestler Ronaldo Do Nascimento, Petah was submitted by BJJ brown belt and future IFA champion Gabriel Torres. After signing with UnderGround Fight Club, Petah faced slugger Hector Alvarez at UnderGround FC 18. Petah showcased his boxing, knocking Alvarez out in just twenty-seven seconds. Pedro Navas is a heavy handed boxing stylist from Los Angeles, USA. He trains out of the Know-How Knights gym alongside Petah Miller. Pedro was a career QFC fighter with five of his seven bouts taking place in the regional shows. In those five victories, Pedro only left the opening round twice but always came out with a finish. Pedro signed with UnderGround Fight Club, making his promotional debut at UnderGround FC 6 to take on Seamus Coleman, a world class Muay Thai striker. The fight would late into the third round before Coleman connected with the fight ending blows to win it all. Pedro returned at UnderGround FC 19 to face Nick Lucas Li. The two Muay Thai stylists battled it out in the clinch but in the end it was Pedro Navas that walked away with the victory. [Co-Main Event] (Bantamweight Division) Aurthur Fleck (11-1) versus Vip Winner (7-1) Aurther Fleck is a former amateur wrestler that holds a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu purple belt. This New York native receives no official training in mixed martial arts. He is a longtime veteran of the Ultimate Pit Fighting promotion, but has also competed under the banners of JAG Battle League. Before suffering defeat in the JAG Battle League, Aurther went on an impressive ten fight winning streak with only two of those victories going the distance. Aurther ran undefeated across his nine fights with the Ultimate Pit Fighting promotion, with two notable victories over title challengers Daniel Subicic and Kakashi Hatake. Upon signing with the JAG Battle League, Aurther smashed Leonardo Yoshi en route to a unanimous decision victory before suffering his lone career defeat at the hands of Reece HC at JBL TBA. In his most recent bout, Aurther defeated Aleksy Dzikowski at JBL The Culling. Aurther has taken a lot of time off to train and improve since his last bout, it will be exciting to see what the new and improved version brings to the table. Vip Winner is the QFC 905 Bantamweight Tournament Champion. This Finnish grappler holds a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He trains out of the Hardpunch gym. Vip made his MMA debut in the QFC 905 tournament in the bantamweight division. He tore through four opponents, submitting all of them en route to taking home the championship gold. He continued his tenure with the QFC following the tournament, submitting Aage Storm with a first round rear naked choke. After being submitted by BJJ brown belt and former Olympic wrestler Carlton Lassiter, Winner signed with UnderGround Fight Club. At UnderGround FC 15, Vip Winner faced Benadryl Cutalittle, submitting the man via thirty-five second kimura. In his most recent bout, Winner submitted Johnriel Casimero via first round armbar. [Main Event] (Middleweight Division) Dillan Danis (5-1) versus Yewis Mybitch (9-5) Dillan Danis is a world class Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt from Russia. Currently living in London, England, he is the head Jiu-Jitsu coach at the London MMA Club gym. This grappler has competed for FARTMMA, JAG Battle League, and most recently UnderGround Fight Club. His career began at FARTMMA 8 where he submitted BJJ purple belt Jack Box with an armbar late in the opening round. He returned for FARTMMA 15, submitting BJJ brown belt Daniel Thompson with a first minute triangle choke. After moving to London, Dillan became the head submission grappling coach at the London MMA gym. He signed with JAG Battle League, making his debut at the Cerealia event where he submitted Muay Thai stylist Santiesky Uniban. At Sacrament II, Danis faced high level striker and BJJ brown belt Paul Joseph Watson. Unable to bring the fight to the ground, Danis succumbed to the kickboxing of Watson, falling to the punches of the man in the opening round. His final fight with JAG came against 5-1 Muay Thai kickboxer Mary Read. Danis brought Read to the ground early and threatened him with submissions before forcing the tap with an armbar. Upon signing with UnderGround Fight Club, Danis made his UGFC debut at UnderGround Fight Club 18, taking on kickboxer Benchamek Sitsopirang. Dillon Danis was able to dominate the opening round, executing a perfect counter takedown into guard. In the second round, Sitsopirang took Danis down for some reason and was quickly submitted for his mistake. Yewis Mybitch is a pugilistic brawler with a penchant for early knockouts. In his fourteen professional bouts, he has only gone the distance three times. Like his opponent, he cut his teeth in Russia. Unlike his affluent opponent, Yewis earned his skills on the streets where he was known for his many scuffles against other youths. Many of Yewis's pro fights took place in the QFC arena where he became an underground fan favorite for his brutal knockouts and kill or be killed mentality. Yewis went undefeated across his first five pro fights, knocking out four men and besting one in a split decision. After being stopped by a fellow striker named Oleg Liguy, Yewis signed with the Destructive Striking Championship promotion. In his DSC debut, he faced durable grappler Lucien Lachance. The fight would take place mostly on the ground with Lachace taking home the judge's decision. Next Mybitch faced another strong grappler in Ace Ventura. The opening two rounds of the fight were a near perfect replica of the Lachance bout, but Mybitch managed to come back stronger in the third round. Too little, too late; Ventura won the unanimous decision. With three consecutive losses on his record, Yewis Mybitch parted ways with the DSC promotion. Upon returning to the QFC arena, Yewis faced elite Iranian striker Hossein Vaziri III. The fight lasted just thirty-one seconds with Vaziri taking the victory. After this bout, Yewis was paired up with James Johnson three times and all three times he knocked Johnson out cold. Yewis signed with UnderGround Fight Club, making his promotional debut at UnderGround FC 14 to take on kickboxer Rory Andler. Yewis displayed improved striking defense while picking apart Rory apart from the outside before finishing him with a brutal flurry of punches in just one minute. Most recently, Yewis faced BJJ blue belt Gomez Addams at UnderGround FC 18. In that fight, the main point of the battle was fought between Gomez wanting to clinch and Mybitch trying to stay on the outside. 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