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Less than Legal supplements opens in Helsinki, providing a negligible reduction in quality for incredible prices! Ensure your fighters are staying awake with a 100+ volt shock collar! Keep their stamina up with a healthy, healing dose of radiation! When it comes to victory, why chance a loss by holding on to your moral compass?
Q: You could be lying
A: When it comes to horribly cruel, unethical, mind altering, and potentially crippling treatments, I believe one must have honor and integrity.
Q: But doesn't Sub-Zero-
A: Die in Mortal Kombat? You're right. He does. Do you wanna die when some goth in a skull mask comes to wreck our planet? Didn't think so.
Besides, can you really afford ten more bucks for a meaningless difference in this economy?
Q: But the recession never-
A: I'm sorry, are you implying this isn't Helsinki, USA, land of the brave and home of the free? Thought not.