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  1. DFN Middleweight Grand Prix (375k+ MMA Creation Tournament)

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    10 hours ago, Carciofi said:

    "Diamond" Macka Briggs

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    It's raining in Lucea today; not exactly the weather I was hoping for as I boarded my flight to Jamaica, but it feels great to be on the island again. I'm waiting patiently at Half Moon Bar and Restaurant, just up the road from Lucea on the way to Negril.  Macka was supposed to be here an hour ago, but this is island time I tell myself. Toots and the Maytals are playing, so I order another Red Stripe and lean into the bar. The bartender slides over a fresh cold one and places a shot of Wray & Nephew down beside it as I hand him an American $50.

    "Ya mon, keep the change" I tell the smiling barkeep who in turn, bumps knuckles in gratitude. "you seen Macka around?" I ask.

    Just then, a beautiful woman hurriedly bounces/steps onto the patio - curves in all the right places - smiling ear to ear and giggling.

    "Hiiiiii Jimmy, you have a drink for meeee?" she questions, sliding her fingers down my arm.

    "Cut di mon alone an guh siddung ova deh suh gyal." The woman flashes Briggs some cut eye, sucks her teeth and stomps sulking over to a table. It's Macka's girlfriend and she is not impressed.

    He's finally here. Macka Briggs strolls onto the patio like he owns the place. He casually looks around at everything and gives a nod to the bartender. Macka glides over to her table, flips a chair around, sits down on it backwards and stares me straight in the eye.

    "Diamond you good bro?" I ask.

    " I 'n I good Star. Jimmy Normal...General...mi ave one question fah yuh." he starts. "Wen duh mi staat smashing di guys?"

    "June 5th my friend, June 5th."

     

     

    Looks like you have a whole story written up already. Interested in what you put next for any of your characters. 

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  2. The Plumbers

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    "There were four of them. Like four horsemen, but they were not on horses and not here for him." Lol this sounded really cool combined with the picture made it pretty ominous.

    "almost, but then clinching made him think of clinch takedowns and defense.. oh no, better get back to this bathroom, just a few more weeks now." Lol just the thought of clinching giving pain and the way it's stated.

    "then threw it all away after falling in with some internet conspiracy and went off to own nothing and be happy." Interesting. I wonder what internet conspiracy you're talking about.

  4. interesting KO

    in General Game Discussion

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    Well if your fighter ko'd a solid chin presumably >100 chin then either your opponent A. had very low striking defense B. your fighter has good KO combination with other hiddens or a combo of the two. Or maybe your opponent trolled something in their sliders. 

  10. Drunken Pekka Toivonen Crashes Press Conference, Takes Dump On Stage

    in General Game Discussion

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    On 4/30/2021 at 11:39 AM, Mannetosen said:

    The Wombley Arena press conference room in London was packed to capacity as noted con man Mentor Guruland announced the upcoming matchup between Synchronicity LHW champion Just Whymer and his own, second-rate champion Arthur MacRobertson the Younger. As the two fighters faced off, cameras flashed, and Guruland rubbed his greasy little palms together, however, a crash was heard. Seconds later, a clearly intoxicated Pekka Toivonen burst through the door like a paint-covered, mullet-clad, Soviet after-school special bootleg Kool Aid Man.

     

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    The obviously sloshed "Punchmaster General" started hurling what some interpreted to be obscenities, but due to his level of inebriation and thick accent the only words anyone could make out were 'reindeer testicle'. Security tried to contain the furious Finn, but only succeeded in being flung across the room like a young woman at a Turku bachelor's festival. Toivonen made his way towards the stage and put his right index finger right between Just Whymer's eyes. The entire room went silent as Pekka Toivonen opened his mouth to speak. An entire minute went by, silently, as Pekka slack-jawedly stared at Whymer, before shouting "NUMBER TWO", pulling down his dungarees, and taking what experts described as a 'mammoth dump' in the middle of the stage. Satisfied, he yanked off Guruland's tie and wiped himself with it before sauntering off, repeatedly yelling "NUMBER TWO, JUST LIKE WINNER OF THIS FIGHT".

    It is uncertain why the fan-favorite Finn was even in London, but it is speculated that it was a reaction to Just Whymer not accepting his call-out, electing instead to murder fight GAMMA bum champion Macintosh RobertArthurson the Third instead.

     

    Good read, but what the fook

    I know I posted a shitpost and gif image using offensive language towards Mannetosen. Sincerely sorry for insulting anyone on the forum, and towards Mannetosen. 

     

  15. Camp Camara 2021 - The Disappearance of the King

    in General Game Discussion

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    5 minutes ago, TJMitchell said:

    I keep him locked in a box

    Oh you wanna talk about it? Is this a healthy relationship?

    On 4/25/2021 at 8:31 PM, SavageMMa said:

    I was honestly sad, Camara was the ONLY reason I didn't quit this game when I first began a few years back. He was the only org owner who signed my fighters when I started and he was one of the VERY few people who actually answered my questions and gave me tips to win fights when I began. He gave me  a few loans back in the day and was pretty much my mentor, even though I never really had a mentor, I had one dude mentor me and he didn't teach nor help me with anything lmao not going to lie, the game is going to be much less fun without his Camara character here.. Because he's obviously still here, he and his powerful fwends. lmao

    Yeah Camara did help me with getting started in this game in similar way too.

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  21. Camp Camara 2021 - The Disappearance of the King

    in General Game Discussion

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    27 minutes ago, KingEpicity said:

    OMG RKJHEBJKVEB EVERYONE LOOK!!!

     

    Camara's powerful backers have finally arrived. They gon' start drop all the moneys on the hoes and shovels and a-a-nd they gon' sit down with Mike and let him know what's up. This truly is a historic day.

     

    Some will question whether this Frenz is truly a backer... or even a bottom... Some may question the timing and say, oh this is obviously Camara...

    But they're just skeptics!

    He has tons of friends and backers and his girlfriend and car are just one generic google search away. Not because they're fake... They're just famous. 

    Like Jesus, Camara is gonna have a re-erection... cause teenagers typically get these... it's part of puberty.

    What was I talking about again?

    Oh right, backers!! They make it rain. Camara is an adult successful player and who trains and travels at the same time, all the time, 50% of the time.

    He won't stand for this... nor will his bottoms... I mean backers. 

    The pope of hype, the leader of the pepes', the feeder of the dark passenger has spoken. Reinstate Camara! Reinstate Camara!

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