"There were four of them. Like four horsemen, but they were not on horses and not here for him." Lol this sounded really cool combined with the picture made it pretty ominous.
"almost, but then clinching made him think of clinch takedowns and defense.. oh no, better get back to this bathroom, just a few more weeks now." Lol just the thought of clinching giving pain and the way it's stated.
"then threw it all away after falling in with some internet conspiracy and went off to own nothing and be happy." Interesting. I wonder what internet conspiracy you're talking about.