Kimbo Slice (LHW Champion):
Do you wanna make a little extra cash this Christmas to buy some kush and your baby mama a new wig? Go bet on Caged Dragons Gold on Kimbo Slice to retain his championship in devastating fashion! “How can I know this is a safe investment Kimbo, I’m broke!” Great question but it’s simpler than you think, when you get hit by these hands you lose your legs with falling on your head and shitting your pants going up to a 95 percentile. Gonna take home yet another KO of the night bonus (my christmas present from Jason Swanson himself), and another unlucky soul to my graveyard of victims. The last bum I embarrassed Jed Chandler ripped up his contract with Caged, quit MMA and is going back to College in hopes to regain some of the brain cells I took from him. But this isn’t about him, 12-25-21 is your day Ace, don’t fuck it up like the last chumps when you get hit with power. I will be the first Hall of Famer inducted into Caged, and the best fighter for Caged that started at 25. Tune in to CDFC 13 and place your bets now! #CDFC13 #AcePlaysFortnite