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  1. Former Pound of Pound best fighter in the UK, #1 ranked middleweight in Brazil, and WCC Middleweight Champion Antonio "Assassino" Santiago is out of his contract with WCC and is on his way to Las Vegas where he eyes a deal with Frankie Sin and his Synchronicity Organization. "For those of you Las Vegas nimrods reading feel the presence of greatness as Assassino is talking so you better damn well listen. You see for you pieces of trash who don't know who Assassino is let me give you a little story. You see Assassino's MMA career started in a little place called the UK. It was there that Assassino took 5 pieces of trash and whipped their monkey asses all over London. Once Assassino got bored there he decided to go his hometown Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, where first he took number 1 ranked middleweight of Brazil, Shaun Truck, and tapped his ass out in less than a minute. He then took the WCC Middleweight Champion Thiago Souza and elbowed his monkey ass bloody. So now Assassino sets his sights on the biggest 185lb bag of monkey crap there is and his name is Fionn mac Cumhail. So hopefully Assassino will arrive in Sin City, he'll sit down with Frankie Sin, Frankie Sin will give Assassino a contract of his liking, and then he will procede to give Cumhail the biggest and shortest ass kicking of his pathetic bastard life. Fionn when Assassino gets to Las Vegas, signs the deal, and when you step into the cage with him you will realize that Assassino is the best middleweight in Las Vegas, the best middleweight in the world, and without a shadow of a doubt the best damn middleweight there ever was. See you monkey asses in Las Vegas."
  2. Antonio "Assassino" Santiago speaks about his title shot and other things. "Hey know what check your damn watch and pay attention because the future middleweight champ in WCC is about to speak and you better damn listen. Thiago Souza we are just five days away from Assassino walking into Flamingo Arena, walking down the WCC aisle, stepping into the WCC cage, and taking what is rightfully his and that's his WCC Middleweight Championship. Now everybody in his camp can see that Assassino is clearly focused and Souza Assassino can promise you, no, he can goddamn guarantee you that Assassino will whip your monkey ass from one side of that damn cage to the other and that there is absolutely no damn way you'll ever beat Assassino. This Sunday you bring your reptilian ass to Flamingo Arena, you walk your scared ass down that WCC aisle, you step into the WCC cage, and you procede to get the biggest and shortest ass kicking of your pathetic, virgin life. Now, that that's taken care of Victor Doomsday it doesn't surprise Assassino that you talked about him because there's something about Assassino that drawns you to him. There's an auroa about Assassino that you cannot wait to go toe to toe with the best. Victor Doomsday, the fact of the matter is this you look at Assassino and he can understand why you're gunning for him. In minute you would take Assassino's brown belt, you would take Assassino's ranking, you would take Assassino's contract, and you damn sure would want to be in the position of the best damn fighter in WCC. But in reality you get your unworthy ass one more win, you show some actual talent, and then, if it's cool with Silva, you can get the shot your wannabe ass has been dreaming of. Then Assassino will procede to whip your Saturday morning cartoon ass all over God's green Earth. After this Sunday Assassino will prove that he's the best middleweight in Brazil, the best Middleweight in the world, and is without a shadow of a doubt the best damn fighter there ever was and your candy asses know it." Assassino will be taking home the WCC Middleweight Championship.
  3. Antonio "Assassino" Santiago reacting after signing a fight offer to fight Thiago Souza for the WCC Middleweight. "So it's official Sunday, August 2nd, in one corner WCC Middleweight Champion Thiago Souza, and in the other the best damn middleweight in the world, the uncrowned king of Brazil, and the best damn middleweight there ever, Assassino. Thiago Souza you talk about Assassino and you think because you got two wins over a piece of trash like Lux Interior that you're something. Well, listen here "Jacare" step into the cage on August 2nd and Assassino will whip your monkey ass all over Rio. Now, Ronaldo Calvaho listen believe it or not Assassino respects you as a fighter he sees you as a great up and coming talent. However, you get in the way of Assassino and his destiny and your monkey ass will get sent all the way back to jiu-jitsu school and that's just how it goes. Victor Doomsday, listen here you got a cool sounding name and all of a sudden your cool but it doesn't work like that. You talk about tea and crumpets, hell Assassino ain't even British, you can talk your unworthy ass off as much as you want. Assassino says get an important win then come talk to Assassino before he puts you in your place. Hasheem Njoukuaku you run your big mouth with a 2 and 6 record about Assassino and his business. Get your candy ass to .500 then Assassino will whip your ass with pleasure. What it comes down to gentlemen it doesn't really matter which one of your monkey asses Assassino fights when it's all set and done Assassino will be the WCC Middleweight Champ and that's all that goddamn matters."
  4. Antonio "Assassino" Santiago reflects on his World Cagefighting Championship debut "Now feel yourself being in the presents of greatness because Assassino just did what he said he was going to do. He went into the cage, planted Shaun Truck on his back, and sent his candy ass back to the drawing board in under a minute. Now Assassino has ridden the WCC of one piece of trash but it seems like he gets rid of one and three more pop out. Ronaldo Calvaho obviously your monkey ass wants to be famous. You talk and talk you want to be a big shot you want to be like Assassino but obviously you're not. Yes Assassino disrespected you and your WCC peers but tough luck. Now about about one day you going one on one with Assassino well Assassino has bigger fish to fry. Thiago Souza and Lux Interior I feel bad for you two because you two pieces of monkey crap are in Assassino's cross fire. It doesn't matter who it is all that matters is that once your match is over Assassino will walk, that's right because Assassino don't run, will walk down into the cage, whip your candy ass, and claim what is rightfully his and that's his WCC Middleweight Championship. Now after that any middlweight out there if you got a little itch for Assassino well go ahead and scratch it because going one on one with Assassino will make your monkey ass famous if you catch my drift. This is just a tiny step in proving that Assassino is the best middleweight in Brazil, he is the best middleweight in the world, and he is without a shadow of a doubt the best damn middleweight there ever was. See your candy asses in the future." Assassino continues to roll through opponents like it's nothing
  5. Marketing his fight against number 1 ranked middleweight in Brazil, Shaun Truck, Antonio "Assassino" Santiago had this to say: "First off before Assassino gets to that piece of trash Shaun Truck he would first like to remind people here in Brazil that they need to recognize who Assassino is and goddamn he's gonna remind them. For about.... No for exactly, cause Assassino don't guess, for exactly two weeks Assassino has been in WCC and he's gotta say it has some of the largest bags of monkey crap walking around here. First, they got a guy who calls himself an alligator but fights like a geco fighting a dumb ass who's name sounds like the inside of Assassino's car for the title, and you got a idiot who calls him the Ronin saying his blue belt jiu jitsu is strong. Calvaho, you can talk about yourself all you want but your jiu jitsu can't hold a goddamn candle to Assassino's and you can bank on that, bitch. Lux Inferior and Thiago Louza your asses better be ready after your match on the 18th because and after Assassino wipes the floor with Shaun Truck he's coming for his belt and one of your asses. Now that we have that taken care of Assassino has a message for all you 185lb walking bags of monkey crap who call themselves fighters in any of these piece of crap organization here in Rio. If anyone of you nimrods want a shot at the best tell your candy ass managers to talk to their dumb ass promoters to hit up Tony Freeman or Marcus Silva so Assassino can let their candy asses know their role if you feel what I'm saying. Shaun Truck the only thing I can say about you is your ass on the ground slapping the floor faster than your momma sucked off her boss for a nickel. Pretty much the point is Assassino is the best middleweight in Brazil, the best middleweight in the world, and ,after he takes the title, he is the best damn middleweight champ there ever was. Assassino is ready to make his WCC debut
  6. Newly signed Antonio "Assassino" Santiago is on his way to Brazil after signing with the WCC and he had this to say: "Hey for all you pieces of trash in Brazil I'm sure you've heard but Assassino is coming to kick your monkey asses all over Rio. Tis is for all the 185lb pieces of trash in WCC that pissed their pants when they heard that Assassino, the best damn middleweight in the world, was coming. In fact, Assassino has a particular piece of trash he has taken interest in and that is a six foot, 185lb of trash, and his name is Shaun Truck. You see Shaun I'm sure your shaking with terror reading about Assassino's arrival because you know with a single match he can send your monkey ass right back to the drawing board. Shaun your blanket style will do no use against Assassino and he can goddamn promise that on the ground with Assassino will get your ass tapped out. Shaun, you and every mediocre middleweight here in WCC will get owned by Assassino and he will prove without a shadow of a doubt that he is the best middleweight in Brazil, the best middleweight in the world, and ,after he takes the title here, he is the best damn middleweight champ there ever was. See your candy asses in Brazil." Be ready Assassino is coming fast and hard.
  7. While celebrating his win DEF Middleweight Champion Antonio "Assassino" Santiago was asked if he was at all worried after the first round. "Hell no Assassino wasn't worried and show some respect when you talk to the champ. Diego listen here you piece of trash you gave every little thing your heart could give in that first round but guess what come that second the champ was still standing while your candy ass was sucking fumes. Diego it was impossible for you to beat Assassino for the simple fact you walked in a piece of trash and walked out the biggest piece of trash walking London and Assassino would much rather slap the taste out of your mouth than slap your hand. Diego, Assassino proved to you that he is the best in the UK, he is the best middleweight in the world, and without a shadow of a doubt he is the best damn Middleweight Champ there ever was. At the end of the day the Titanic is still rotting at the bottom of the sea, Romeo and Juliet dumb asses still died, Princess Diana's ass still went off the road, and the Champ Assassino still has the belt on his shoulder and that's it."
  8. When asked about his title defense against Diego Gelder DEF Middleweight Champion, Antonio "Assassino" Santiago, had this to say: "First off before anything it must be pointed out that the champ is in the house so let's get that out of the way before we talk about Diego Gelder. Diego to analyze Assassino's feelings on you and this fight could be explained in a simple nursery rhyme and it goes like this: Mary had a little lamb..... Know what piss on Mary, piss on the lamb, and piss on you. Diego "Gold" Gelder you got stupid nickname to make you seem like your good but truth be told you are worthless, nothing compared to the champ. You biggest win is a decision win over that piece of trash Cornelius Crumpet. Nearly two months from now Assassino nearly put his boney ass in a coma when he chocked his ass into unconsciousness. But Diego don't worry about Crumpet, don't worry about Assassino, and don't worry about your worthless skills. Diego you have nothing to worry about because your match with the champ will be quick, it will be easy money, and it will slightly painless as Assassino takes your monkey ass down and taps you out. Diego come this Sunday Assassino will prove to you, the fans, this idiot holding the camera, and every single 185lb bag of monkey crap that they call challengers in DEF that Assassino is the best in the UK, he is the best middlweight in the world, and is absolutely the best damn Middleweight Champ there is, was, and will be." The Champ is ready to go and Gelder better be ready.
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