Steel

The dude repeats himself a lot.

Breaking News: Former Fartma and Rapid chump HOPKINS loses by KO2 to Undergound Champ LOMAX. Giuseppe Folilio outspoken and largely disliked manager of HOPKINS, drowns in Convicted GOLDEN SHOWER.

Colin Kapaernick talked to SFL reporter Keith Smith ahead of his World Title Eliminator with Aaron Lund this weekend: “Yeh the Lund fight, his rank sucks, his camp is poor, but he’s got some quality so I’m expecting him to bring it. I’ve talked to Chris and he knows I won’t fight Edison but if Pete parrot beats him then sure I’d take Pete and the belt. Yeh for the SFL for me to be champ and become an MMA ambassador is important to Chris, so after I’ve beat Lund I’ll lose weight in case I need to drop to 170 and lead the SFL from that division. Style wise yeh well I think most guys describe me as Chris Steve with chin heart and a world class manager. On the Edison vs Parrot fight: Yeh man great fight tough for both guys , Parrot is a tough guy well trained too, he’s probably favourite but with Edison, yeh don’t sleep on that guy. On the Lomax vs Hopkins: Hopkins will be favourite he’s undefeated but he’s been protected and Vincent has 2 bad ko losses to Tany but Vincent is a warrior and yeh we’re hoping he finds a way to get the job done. On Chris Karter: I love the guy , haha when he’s not fucked man, but he’s been like a father to me. It can be tough Karter feeds Marcus this string of over the hill hookers to control his bipolar disorder so Chris steps in and offers advice to the guys- though it’s usually to do with weed. On the future: I’d like Chris to bring Chris Steve in so I can torture him in the clinch, that’s be fun. On the SFL: This is already the most stacked org on the planet it’ll be number one before the end of the year.

Reports that all time PPV records have already been broken as Colin Kapaernicks SFL debut fast approaches are true. Colin, a personal friend of Chris Kartet signed a multi million dollar contract to team up with his old friend.

Crassus staggers out of The Saggy Titty Bar he has bought in the Dam - he had thought hed bought the Yab Yum. Reporters flock round the charismatic Convicted legend who can trace his lineage back to 35bc - Hopkins actually has a loss - the drawn fight he lost. His manager is also as big a pussy as Camara. His 145lb Cole Reynolds has ignored a super fight with Bobo Nielsen like coward. Didnt realise what a prick Giuseppe Folio was until the last few days. Absolute grade A bell end. Ok - need to find myself some over age hookers to work in my new club. Crassus holds the title Head Honcho in the SFL - though his relationship with Karter is rumoured to be strained as result of having his stationary budget halved.

Ahh yes - we said that - then we completely forgot about the fight. If Vincent comes to the fight with full energy itll be something. Your boy lost the fight he got a draw from - interesting. His opposition isnt good.

Open ID.and unleash the mature cheddar and king tosen

I could take them at those IDs single handed much less calling on the elders to yawn and look thru their rosters to repel yet another challenge from young wanabe Convicted members. Angela Moore already shit his pants when Edison was mentioned. Not sure this captures the imagination TBF

I think with the rise of the SFL no one much cares anymore. Aside of Castors return which is borderline topical.

Castor is nothing but amusing in my book - welcome back

Now Heydrich is a bum - super slow learner and a FA Send your kid out to fight and Lomax will take him apart

Glad you signed and was going to call you out but was waiting for your guy to announce his arrival. 5 rounds total war.

Lomax has already accepted the fight and already has his first press conference lined up. Time to put your little Diva princess fight picking , cherry sucking, can crushing, olive licking, pizza making - beeeitch to sleep.

Im head honcho - contractually I thought I was number 2 - or at least the main number 2 when compared to the 11 other number 2s in the management structure of SFL. If Tev returns as the 13th number 2, firstly the caterers will want me to renegotiate the sandwiches contract, Ill have order more place mats, hell use toilet roll ffs, Ill have to order more stationary, Just saying - its not all weed and over the hill hookers in my job.

He is shit.

As head of catering Im a little concerned myself. Also a bit perturbed about slipping from head honcho to master caterer in only a few weeks.

Signing 363k and above creations - awesome contracts to VIP managers- fight often or whenever- pm me.

363k ID fighters are following a beautiful golden stream of greatness straight to Danzai. Looking to test your 363k fighter - sign for a buck and fight a like minded manager.

Missed the boat on 360k ID? Look no further, Danzai is operating as a 363K ID restricted org. You want to one day piss excellence? Contact Marcus Crassus and begin a journey that might, if you are incredibly talented and good looking. lead to you being talked about in the same sentence as Karter, Tosen and Lance.

Nope But Camara being an air steward should have some stories to tell?

My cousin is an air steward too Camara - shes been furloughed, working in Tesco at the moment- must be tough mate - chin up.

Ryan will remember him, rage retired after Remi beat him up in the Olympics

Ragnar Sigurdsson - Hiddens Report. Intelligence: 145/150. Heart: 61/150. Chin: 134/150. Injury Proneness: 146/150. Self Confidence: 135/150. Cuts: 22/150. Fast Learner: 134/150. Natural KO: 111/150. Average: 111.0/150. Rank: 4,432 out of 195,551 (top 2%) Experience: 147/150. Potential: 117/123. (Min 96). Age Drop Off: 32 years. Days of Cuts: 83 (Rank: 1,944) Days of Injuries: 237 (Rank: 3,520)

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=330202 Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara (330202) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14259835809636.jpg MMA Monthly Featured promising young striker, Camara in their April feature on the rising stars in FARTMA. Among other complimentary things they wrote of Monsieur Camara's first born illegitimate Iraqi offspring: 'Granite chinned bleeder from Iraq. Like all Camara’s suffers with genital dwarfism - yet to be seen whether he can really fight, though its doubtful given his parentage'. Camara is managed by Convicted Hall of Fame Legendary Manager 'Marcus Crassus'

dead was a very good manager TBF welcome back