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  10. Paddy's Enhancing Drugs

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    Stop sending me your 1$ sponosor offers.

    Normally I would accept any deal, and completey understand why some new aspiring company would offer a buck. You on the other hand, someone who tries to squeeze every little penny out of companies whether its a contract or a sponsor deal, pssshhhh. I wouldn't even wipe my ass with your greedy monies.

    How's the new gym by the way? haha freck off, I don't give a f$$k!

  12. Enigma 370K ID

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    23 hours ago, The1rstSaint said:
    Enigma 65  Preview and Predictions
     
                                    
     
    With host Douche T. McBaggins
     
    Enigma will be ending there year with a colossal event, that will be anchored by six Championship fights. There really is not a undercard in this one fans, as the talent is in abundance from top to bottom. The events Headliner will be a 265+ contest for the Championship, as Johan Joestar  meets top challenger to his thrown Demir Kocak. This event is sponsored by  Conquer Clothing and will be seen by a Rowdy New York audience at the Liberty Dome on 2021-12-26. Tonight I am honored to preview such a spectacle, and will do so with a Full preview. Every fight looks to be a barn burner,so let's get down to it then.
     
    Opening bout
     
    We kick the show off with a couple of fighters who probably could have made it in the NBA, if it where not for there Homicidal Tendencies. First coming to us from Stavanger, Norway is 6'10 Svend "The Duke of Ice" Thorsby. Thorsby is currently undefeated as a Pro and makes his Enigma debut after picking up his first 5 wins in Cali MMA and Kof respectively. Do not let his 12 year old baby face fool ya, this giant is a killer with 4 of his 5 victories coming by way of Knock Out. He will face 6'9 Fumetown, Fiji native Big "Dick" Fist. Enigma has a few Dicks in the promotion, Heavy Dicks at that(Dick Glover, Dick Tator), but there is only one Big Dick and this be him! Fist is also making his Enigma debut in the 265+ division after spending much of his time at Cali MMA. Dick has a solid Boxing pedigree and is well known to lay suckas straight teh fuck out, with 11/12 victories being Knock Outs.
     
    Expect a standup battle hear, and an intense stare down. Where I can See Big Dick using his Intimidation to try and get into the 22 year olds head. I don't see it happening though, as I got the Norweigian taking this via TKO.
     
    Prediction: Thorsby by TKO Round 2
     
     
    Next up is a matchup full of flavor in the Lightweight Division. Copenhagen, Denmark's Jakob Rolf has quickly returned after a one fight outing outside the promotion, and is looking to climb that Enigma ladder once again. Primarily a grappler, Rolf has recently showed some improvements in his Standup. The bout saw him flat line his opponent Jimmy Burroughs in just 38 seconds. His Grappling credentials are great though, with a 9-1 record in the grappling matches. Jakub was runner up in the TWGC 33 Division 3 Welterweight class, and he was the winner of  the TWGC 34 Division 3 Lightweight Class. Staring him down will be none other then "Jolly" Johnny Billabong the man with one of my favorite Walkouts, and native of Bendigo, Australia. Johnny began his career as a LOM season two contestant, where he made it all the way to the finals, but lost a nail biter to his Teammate Matija Maestro. Billabong then went on to work his way through the BKFC Lightweight division, where he captured there championship at BKFC 20 by a Unanimous Decision verdict over Kentrail Colamarino. Johnny is 0-1 at Enigma, only that loss was a title fight where he proved he is a gamer.
     
    Both of these 155ers are very well trained on the ground, where I do see much of this one being contested . Both also have 4 submission finishes each so there is a possibility of a submission finish. I think Rolf whom showed his standup progression in his last fight may try to utilize it here, and he may have his way on the feet. In the end though I got "Jolly" Johnny getting it done and taking this one by Decision.
     
    Prediction: Billabong by Unanimous Decision
     
    205  Vladimir Skurwysynowski(6-2-0) vs  Ethan Mayer(6-0-0)
     
    This next fight should be one full of Bunt Forced Trauma I assure you, as two rising Light Heavyweight Prospects meet. Lets start with the Russian whos nickname is translated to "sexy tits", I believe,(Dont quote me on that). Vladimir is a former 205 pound champion here at Enigma, with a combined 5-2 record.4 of those victories came by way of TKO.  Skurwysynowski has fought the crem della crem here, with his only losses against another former champ Frank Gizmo, both by Decision. It should be noted that his last fight with Gizmo, he had him in serious trouble but Frank was able to clear the cobwebs and sneak the win. In the opposing corner we have Brampton, Canada's own Ethan Mayer who has equally reeked havoc in the early stages of his career. Mayer is now a perfect 6-0, and a champion at GDL where he captured the title with a 2nd round TKO victory over Temirbek Yuldashev. That fight was Ethan's only fight to even make it out of the first round, thus far in his career. This will be Mayer's debut fight, and one would think he has his hands full. It has a big reward though if he wins, as I believe it should rocket him into Title contention.
     
    Unlike are previous bout, this one is doubtful to hit the mat. I also do not see this one going to the judges, someone is indeed getting Knocked the Funk out here ladies and gents. Neither has been Knocked out before so this is where the betting lines are truly cray cray. With Ethan Mayer at +100 I would take that bet. My smart money though is going to have to go with Vladimir in this one, it really could go either way to be fair.
     
    Prediction: Skurwysynowski by TKO Round 2
     
    185  Jack Phillips(7-1-0) vs  Omer Demirci(9-3-0)
     
    Next up we could call this the final preliminary fight if we must, as the remaining fights are for the belts. This one though I believe does have title implications as well on the line. Fort Wayne, Indiana born "Cpt" Jack Phillips won his first Championship at just 19 years of age in the now defunct TK promotion out of Finland. Phillips only recorded defeat was a glorified exhibition fight in his Pro debut. This will be Jack's second fight inside the Enigma cage, in his debut he won "SOTN" honors with his Armbar Submission over Bofur Widenose at Enigma 58. Omer Demirci is the product of Izmir, Turkey and has looked very sharp as of late winning 4 straight fights, 3 of which where submission finishes. Demirci is now 2-0 with Enigma and recently took a Unanimous Decision over Jamil Hurst at Enigma 59. After starting his career in the AWC series he is now hitting his stride here with Enigma as a Submission Specialist. 
     
    The Enigma Middleweight Division is one of the most competitive divisions in the org, and it would be hard to say this fight has title implications, lets just say don't be surprised if the winner of this is fighting for the belt next. Phillips is a duel threat in the cage with 5 sub wins, and 2 TKO victories. I would think stand up is gonna be his best option here however. While Demirci on the other hand has the superior edge in grappling, for instance 7 of his 9 wins should prove that all ending with submissions. Tough call here, I expect this to potentially go to a decision or possibly a very late finish with Omer getting his hand raised.
     
    Prediction: Demirci by Unanimous Decision
     
    Now we head into the Championship fights, and with that the Championship rounds.
     
     
                         Bantamweight Championship
     
    Champion  Johnny Albatross(9-2-0)  vs   Challenger  "Simple" Stuart Burrows(6-1-0)
     
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    Are first Title feature will be contested at 135 where the now two time champ Johnny Albatross will look to defend against a not so "Simple" Stuart Burrows.  Johnny recently cemented his Enigma legacy by finally picking up a win over the former champ Mickey Cowan. Man what a fight it was too, Cowan shook off a barrage of violence from Albatross in round two, and looked to be cruising to another Decision victory. Until BOOM! a combo lands which is finished by a clean Right hook that seals the deal, as the ref had to step in for Cowan's safety with just 15 seconds left on the clock. Johnny is a somewhat rare KO artist at 135, finishing 7 of his 9 wins by (T)KO.  His next challenger has been running under the radar as of late, in the likes of "Simple" Stuart Burrows. Burrows, another AWC graduate is now 2-0 in Enigma with UD victories over Will Jackson and Ricky Greene. His Life outside the cage may be simple but his fight game is anything but. I think this chap is one of those guys who will get under estimated a lot but his ability to finish fights is there, whether its in the clinch or on the ground, Burrows is a threat. 
     
    The champ clearly has the advantage on the feet, with his nearly impeccable Muay Thai, and the ability to put people out at 135. v]Very few will stand and trade with the guy for long.  His bouts with the former champ Cowan have all been wars. Burrows has showed the ability to dominate in the clinch, and his Ground Game is top notch for sure. I don't see this fight being anything like those though Cowan v Albatross battles. That said though I do see this being a highly competitive bout though, and I think it may even be better then the Cowan v Albatross series. I think it goes all 5 rounds and a close decision at that, we will see who has the cardio and will to win here.
     
    Prediction: Albatross by Split Decision
     
                    Featherweight Championship
     
    Champion Arturo Ellacuria(6-0-0)   vs    Challenger  "Gentle" Jim Lahey(8-2-0)
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    Now we move up one division to the 145ers where El Salvador meets Canada in what should be a fight for the fans.  Arturo has been electrifying the Enigma scene since his pro debut, and in just his third appearance with the org he snagged the title from then champ Seok Yi.  Ellacuria then went on to defend his belt in three very tough matchups that saw him show the true spirit of a champion against the likes of Richardson, Reefer, and most recently Broadaxe. The fight with Broadaxe was the most impressive of the three IMO, as Arturo was clearly down 3 rounds to none, managed to Shatter his challenger with a overhand right from the clinch. with a perfect 6-0 record all here at Enigma can this man be a force for years to come, so far that question is an obvious YES. Next up for the champ is "Gentle " Jim Lahey whom is the last Sickness/BKFC featherweight champion, so this is sorta a Champion vs Champion Unification case here. The road to the top for Lahey was not nearly as successful as Arturo though, as Lahey started his career with a 3-2 pro record. Since then though Jim has rallied off 5 straight wins, with the last 4 ending with a (T)KO finish. It is well known that "Gentle" Jim is fully under control of the Liquor at this stage, and the Liquor shall set you free. 
     
    This is a tough fight to dissect here folks, but its clear that championship runs in there blood, well mostly booze in Lahey. Arturo has shown nothing but perfection in his career as he also has a 2-0 KT record. While Lahey has had a slight hiccup in his career loosing two straight at one time, he has indeed rebounded in Dominant fashion.  This fight I see staying on the feet but it could be the clinch that ultimately plays the deciding factor. One thing is for sure though the fans will be entertained, can Lahey be the man to stop the Dominant Enigma champ? I think he puts in a huge bid for the title but it wont be as easy his last fights.
     
    Prediction: The fight ends in a Draw, and both are taken to the Hospital where round two will really begin and there will be Liquor!
     
                                Lightweight Championship
     
    Champion BIshop Bonesteel(11-2-0)  vs   Challenger  Petcharon Sitsongrit(6-0-0)
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    As the show rolls on we next hit the 155 pound weight class as the Kingpin here, Bishop looks to avenge a loss against his now top challenger in Sitsongrit.  Bonesteel recaptured his Lightweight title against Patrick Mahomes at Enigma 50. This proved to be a Breakout performance somewhat, as it was Bishop's first TKO victory. Bishop was known as a Grappler early in his career with the AWC, with 5 Submission victories to his credit. Lately though the champ has shown his ability to go into the championship rounds and win, as well as finish his opponent by TKO. I hear he like a da pizza pie as well. Challenger Petcharon has a perfect 6-0 career going, and has previously beaten the current champ for the Title. Sitsongrit was apparently striped after a brief hiatus, and has since returned under new Management. He made his return by beaten Rudolf Meine via Unanimous Decision at Enigma 52. We will soon see if he can get the job done with his new camp and return to the top of the Lightweight Division.
     
    Both of these guys have had there share of Decisions, with neither ever being finished inside the cage. There games are rapidly evolving so it is not crazy to think this one could be a finish for one of them. Although I don't see a Flash finish happening, a finish of some sort is possible. So yeah its going to a Decision who am I fooling.
     
    Prediction: Sitsongrit by Unanimous Decision 48-47 on the cards.
     
                                     Middleweight Championship
     
    Champion  DeShaun Holton Jr(9-1-0)   vs    Challenger  "Kid Vicious" Vinicius Kicklighter(7-1-0)
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    This next Contest I will go ahead and call it, this is gonna be Fight of the Night. 185 pound champ Holton Jr. faces his Stiffest competition to date, as he meets former League of Madness MW winner Kicklighter. DeShaun is now a two time Enigma Middleweight champ and having avenged his sole loss in the process, was a thing of beauty.  Holton's last two title defenses have been action packed. and quite dominant to say the least.  He beat Attilio De Fiore in his last outing, but we have to give that dude credit for taking his beating like a stud, the Doctor cageside unfortunately was having none of it. This Title fight will be Kicklighter's Enigma debut, but it is well warranted given his path of destruction in the sport. "Kid Vicious" is quickly becoming a Championship belt collector. Former Madness 185 champ, Check. Former Sickness 185 champ, check. Now he has his sights set on the coveted Enigma 185 title. Calling this a Potential "Fight of the Night" could be a bit out there given the fact both of these guys are highly decorated Strikers. As they say though styles make fights, and I think these two have the styles to make a unbelievable fight for this New York crowd to feast there eyes on.
     
    Someone has to win though, and this is possibly the hardest one to call. Even though the whole damned event is super competitive, so that says a lot about this matchup I think. Both of these guys have top shelf boxing and legit one punch power. The Champ may have a slight edge in the Standup, but its nearly impossible to state that here. I can see these to fighting a few times in there careers, and having many highlight reel KO's under there belts along the way as well. When it comes down to it though, the winner is to tough to call, so I am just gonna do a coin toss here. and the winner is by TKO late in round 4.................
     
    Prediction: Holton Jr by TKO round 4 at 4:59 (Do not look at the clock in round 4 "Kid Vicious"
     
                                                           Co-Main Event
     
                                                     Heavyweight Championship
     
                
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    In the evenings Co-Main event, is none other then a Heavyweight Slobber Knocker. The Champion Emelianenko was the last remaining Sickness champ, and quickly capitalized on his title opportunity with enigma by defeating the Enigma title holder Adilson Rodrigues. He ended the fight late in the opening round with a Brutal Knee that was set up by a right hand, forcing Rodrigues to immediately clinch. Roman is a fighter I know very well, in my time with Madness MMA where he began his career. This dude is what a spawn of Butterbean and Tyson would be, he packs death into every punch. He meets a top challenger in Jake Conway, who has worked himself up the rankings. proper like here. Jake's only loss was in his Enigma debut to Toxic Moxley, and has since hit his stride winning 4 straight. Conway had last beaten Giveme Granite in a tough 3 round fight, inwhich he earned a Majority Decision.  I think the MD was a bit off though, as Conway looked well on route to a UD. Jake is built for the Championship rounds so this may be a war, and probably a fight Roman will tip his cap to his challenger.
     
    The Champ is got a definitive edge on the feet, where I think this fight stays. Roman will force this fight into a slug out and when that happens someone goes to sleep. This is the Heavyweights so lets be real here. Conway though has been to Decision most of his career, so it is a difficult pick here like all the rest. I don't think either of these guys chins have been fully checked yet, but they gon be this Sunday! Roman has been finished one time, in his only defeat in fact. That was at the hands of Demo Kable, I just don't think Conway has the power or the game plan to do it. I could be wrong though.
     
    Prediction: Emelianenko by KO Round 3
     
                                               Main Event
     
                              Super Heavyweight Championship
     
    Champion  Johan "Platinum" Joestar(12-6-0)   vs    Challenger  Demir Kocak(17-7-0)
     
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    Rounding out this stacked event is are final Title bout, and will be contested in the 265+ division
     
     
    In the Blue Corner
     
    standing 6 foot 10 inches tall and weighing in at a lean 217 pounds.
     
    he comes to us by way of Istanbul, Turkey
     
    and holds a professional record of 17 win with 7 defeats, 9 wins by way of (T)KO
     
    He is a Former Madness and HFC Heavyweight Champion
     
    and the current Enigma #1 Super heavyweight contender Demir Kocak
     
     
    and now the fighter in the Red Corner
     
    He stands 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs in at 219 pounds
     
    a Native of London, England
     
    He has a professional record of 12 wins with 6 defeats, 11  wins by way of (T)KO
     
    He is the reigning and defending Enigma Super Heavyweight Champion of the World
     
    Johan "Platinum" Joestar
     
    Johan has worked himself into the role of the Enigma center piece, and rightfully so. This will be his 13th fight with the organization, and he is currently 9-3 here. Joestar has only been to a Decision once in his 12 fights under the Enigma banner, also racking up 5 performance bonuses along the way. He won the vacant belt in superb fashion as he recorded the very first Head Kick KO finish of his career. Johan is currently under duel contract with both Enigma and top Promotion SYN, so expect big things from this man if he can continue his winning streak. His first Title defense may be the biggest test of his career, and another fighter I am very familiar with in the likes of Demir Kocak. Demir was once 12-1 in his career, and looking like a force to be reckoned with. He was then troubled with a 3 fight skid, but found new hope and a new Meaty fight team.  Kocak has still battled inconsistency as of late, but has fought some top notch competition before signing with Enigma. This will be his Enigma debut and given his history of championships and fighting top level opponents, I think the immediate title fight and Headlining spot was given to Kocak.
     
    The matchup in particular from a style and skill stand point, is picture perfect. Both have battled set backs and both have seen there glory, Johan has surely seen it most recently.  These guys are gonna bring it, and this fight is one that I think is running under the radar greatly in the MMA world. Two ferocious strikers will step into the cage, and for one the journey to ultimate success will continue, and the other will have to rise up from the ashes once again. Will there be a new champion, or will Johan make his first successful defense?
     
    Prediction: Joestar by TKO Round 1
     
    Kocak though could very well do the same. Regardless though this one will be over quick, as the two are gonna be throwing nuclear bombs out there.
     
    There you have it fight fans from around the world, Enigma is pulling out all the finest dishes for your holiday wishes!
     
    I am your Host Douche T. McBaggins signing off.
     

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              Jim Lahey 

    "Listen here Douche Mcdonalds, this fight with Ellacuntia is not going to be no shitty draw. I have been drinking........... I mean training really hard down at the LC with my little elf Bo Bandy. I got the eye of the shit Tiger playing right now, and one more sippy poo of this sweat jack there will be a new Sheriff in town. Ya see a lot of people dont know how to drink. They Drink against the grain of the Liquor. And when you drink against the Grain of the Liquor....YOU LOSE!!!!

     

    Bo Bandy go get Santa Lahey another double, Bud.

     

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  13. Enigma 370K ID

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    Enigma 65  Preview and Predictions
     
                                    
     
    With host Douche T. McBaggins
     
    Enigma will be ending there year with a colossal event, that will be anchored by six Championship fights. There really is not a undercard in this one fans, as the talent is in abundance from top to bottom. The events Headliner will be a 265+ contest for the Championship, as Johan Joestar  meets top challenger to his thrown Demir Kocak. This event is sponsored by  Conquer Clothing and will be seen by a Rowdy New York audience at the Liberty Dome on 2021-12-26. Tonight I am honored to preview such a spectacle, and will do so with a Full preview. Every fight looks to be a barn burner,so let's get down to it then.
     
    Opening bout
     
    We kick the show off with a couple of fighters who probably could have made it in the NBA, if it where not for there Homicidal Tendencies. First coming to us from Stavanger, Norway is 6'10 Svend "The Duke of Ice" Thorsby. Thorsby is currently undefeated as a Pro and makes his Enigma debut after picking up his first 5 wins in Cali MMA and Kof respectively. Do not let his 12 year old baby face fool ya, this giant is a killer with 4 of his 5 victories coming by way of Knock Out. He will face 6'9 Fumetown, Fiji native Big "Dick" Fist. Enigma has a few Dicks in the promotion, Heavy Dicks at that(Dick Glover, Dick Tator), but there is only one Big Dick and this be him! Fist is also making his Enigma debut in the 265+ division after spending much of his time at Cali MMA. Dick has a solid Boxing pedigree and is well known to lay suckas straight teh fuck out, with 11/12 victories being Knock Outs.
     
    Expect a standup battle hear, and an intense stare down. Where I can See Big Dick using his Intimidation to try and get into the 22 year olds head. I don't see it happening though, as I got the Norweigian taking this via TKO.
     
    Prediction: Thorsby by TKO Round 2
     
     
    Next up is a matchup full of flavor in the Lightweight Division. Copenhagen, Denmark's Jakob Rolf has quickly returned after a one fight outing outside the promotion, and is looking to climb that Enigma ladder once again. Primarily a grappler, Rolf has recently showed some improvements in his Standup. The bout saw him flat line his opponent Jimmy Burroughs in just 38 seconds. His Grappling credentials are great though, with a 9-1 record in the grappling matches. Jakub was runner up in the TWGC 33 Division 3 Welterweight class, and he was the winner of  the TWGC 34 Division 3 Lightweight Class. Staring him down will be none other then "Jolly" Johnny Billabong the man with one of my favorite Walkouts, and native of Bendigo, Australia. Johnny began his career as a LOM season two contestant, where he made it all the way to the finals, but lost a nail biter to his Teammate Matija Maestro. Billabong then went on to work his way through the BKFC Lightweight division, where he captured there championship at BKFC 20 by a Unanimous Decision verdict over Kentrail Colamarino. Johnny is 0-1 at Enigma, only that loss was a title fight where he proved he is a gamer.
     
    Both of these 155ers are very well trained on the ground, where I do see much of this one being contested . Both also have 4 submission finishes each so there is a possibility of a submission finish. I think Rolf whom showed his standup progression in his last fight may try to utilize it here, and he may have his way on the feet. In the end though I got "Jolly" Johnny getting it done and taking this one by Decision.
     
    Prediction: Billabong by Unanimous Decision
     
    205  Vladimir Skurwysynowski(6-2-0) vs  Ethan Mayer(6-0-0)
     
    This next fight should be one full of Bunt Forced Trauma I assure you, as two rising Light Heavyweight Prospects meet. Lets start with the Russian whos nickname is translated to "sexy tits", I believe,(Dont quote me on that). Vladimir is a former 205 pound champion here at Enigma, with a combined 5-2 record.4 of those victories came by way of TKO.  Skurwysynowski has fought the crem della crem here, with his only losses against another former champ Frank Gizmo, both by Decision. It should be noted that his last fight with Gizmo, he had him in serious trouble but Frank was able to clear the cobwebs and sneak the win. In the opposing corner we have Brampton, Canada's own Ethan Mayer who has equally reeked havoc in the early stages of his career. Mayer is now a perfect 6-0, and a champion at GDL where he captured the title with a 2nd round TKO victory over Temirbek Yuldashev. That fight was Ethan's only fight to even make it out of the first round, thus far in his career. This will be Mayer's debut fight, and one would think he has his hands full. It has a big reward though if he wins, as I believe it should rocket him into Title contention.
     
    Unlike are previous bout, this one is doubtful to hit the mat. I also do not see this one going to the judges, someone is indeed getting Knocked the Funk out here ladies and gents. Neither has been Knocked out before so this is where the betting lines are truly cray cray. With Ethan Mayer at +100 I would take that bet. My smart money though is going to have to go with Vladimir in this one, it really could go either way to be fair.
     
    Prediction: Skurwysynowski by TKO Round 2
     
    185  Jack Phillips(7-1-0) vs  Omer Demirci(9-3-0)
     
    Next up we could call this the final preliminary fight if we must, as the remaining fights are for the belts. This one though I believe does have title implications as well on the line. Fort Wayne, Indiana born "Cpt" Jack Phillips won his first Championship at just 19 years of age in the now defunct TK promotion out of Finland. Phillips only recorded defeat was a glorified exhibition fight in his Pro debut. This will be Jack's second fight inside the Enigma cage, in his debut he won "SOTN" honors with his Armbar Submission over Bofur Widenose at Enigma 58. Omer Demirci is the product of Izmir, Turkey and has looked very sharp as of late winning 4 straight fights, 3 of which where submission finishes. Demirci is now 2-0 with Enigma and recently took a Unanimous Decision over Jamil Hurst at Enigma 59. After starting his career in the AWC series he is now hitting his stride here with Enigma as a Submission Specialist. 
     
    The Enigma Middleweight Division is one of the most competitive divisions in the org, and it would be hard to say this fight has title implications, lets just say don't be surprised if the winner of this is fighting for the belt next. Phillips is a duel threat in the cage with 5 sub wins, and 2 TKO victories. I would think stand up is gonna be his best option here however. While Demirci on the other hand has the superior edge in grappling, for instance 7 of his 9 wins should prove that all ending with submissions. Tough call here, I expect this to potentially go to a decision or possibly a very late finish with Omer getting his hand raised.
     
    Prediction: Demirci by Unanimous Decision
     
    Now we head into the Championship fights, and with that the Championship rounds.
     
     
                         Bantamweight Championship
     
    Champion  Johnny Albatross(9-2-0)  vs   Challenger  "Simple" Stuart Burrows(6-1-0)
     
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    Are first Title feature will be contested at 135 where the now two time champ Johnny Albatross will look to defend against a not so "Simple" Stuart Burrows.  Johnny recently cemented his Enigma legacy by finally picking up a win over the former champ Mickey Cowan. Man what a fight it was too, Cowan shook off a barrage of violence from Albatross in round two, and looked to be cruising to another Decision victory. Until BOOM! a combo lands which is finished by a clean Right hook that seals the deal, as the ref had to step in for Cowan's safety with just 15 seconds left on the clock. Johnny is a somewhat rare KO artist at 135, finishing 7 of his 9 wins by (T)KO.  His next challenger has been running under the radar as of late, in the likes of "Simple" Stuart Burrows. Burrows, another AWC graduate is now 2-0 in Enigma with UD victories over Will Jackson and Ricky Greene. His Life outside the cage may be simple but his fight game is anything but. I think this chap is one of those guys who will get under estimated a lot but his ability to finish fights is there, whether its in the clinch or on the ground, Burrows is a threat. 
     
    The champ clearly has the advantage on the feet, with his nearly impeccable Muay Thai, and the ability to put people out at 135. v]Very few will stand and trade with the guy for long.  His bouts with the former champ Cowan have all been wars. Burrows has showed the ability to dominate in the clinch, and his Ground Game is top notch for sure. I don't see this fight being anything like those though Cowan v Albatross battles. That said though I do see this being a highly competitive bout though, and I think it may even be better then the Cowan v Albatross series. I think it goes all 5 rounds and a close decision at that, we will see who has the cardio and will to win here.
     
    Prediction: Albatross by Split Decision
     
                    Featherweight Championship
     
    Champion Arturo Ellacuria(6-0-0)   vs    Challenger  "Gentle" Jim Lahey(8-2-0)
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    Now we move up one division to the 145ers where El Salvador meets Canada in what should be a fight for the fans.  Arturo has been electrifying the Enigma scene since his pro debut, and in just his third appearance with the org he snagged the title from then champ Seok Yi.  Ellacuria then went on to defend his belt in three very tough matchups that saw him show the true spirit of a champion against the likes of Richardson, Reefer, and most recently Broadaxe. The fight with Broadaxe was the most impressive of the three IMO, as Arturo was clearly down 3 rounds to none, managed to Shatter his challenger with a overhand right from the clinch. with a perfect 6-0 record all here at Enigma can this man be a force for years to come, so far that question is an obvious YES. Next up for the champ is "Gentle " Jim Lahey whom is the last Sickness/BKFC featherweight champion, so this is sorta a Champion vs Champion Unification case here. The road to the top for Lahey was not nearly as successful as Arturo though, as Lahey started his career with a 3-2 pro record. Since then though Jim has rallied off 5 straight wins, with the last 4 ending with a (T)KO finish. It is well known that "Gentle" Jim is fully under control of the Liquor at this stage, and the Liquor shall set you free. 
     
    This is a tough fight to dissect here folks, but its clear that championship runs in there blood, well mostly booze in Lahey. Arturo has shown nothing but perfection in his career as he also has a 2-0 KT record. While Lahey has had a slight hiccup in his career loosing two straight at one time, he has indeed rebounded in Dominant fashion.  This fight I see staying on the feet but it could be the clinch that ultimately plays the deciding factor. One thing is for sure though the fans will be entertained, can Lahey be the man to stop the Dominant Enigma champ? I think he puts in a huge bid for the title but it wont be as easy his last fights.
     
    Prediction: The fight ends in a Draw, and both are taken to the Hospital where round two will really begin and there will be Liquor!
     
                                Lightweight Championship
     
    Champion BIshop Bonesteel(11-2-0)  vs   Challenger  Petcharon Sitsongrit(6-0-0)
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    As the show rolls on we next hit the 155 pound weight class as the Kingpin here, Bishop looks to avenge a loss against his now top challenger in Sitsongrit.  Bonesteel recaptured his Lightweight title against Patrick Mahomes at Enigma 50. This proved to be a Breakout performance somewhat, as it was Bishop's first TKO victory. Bishop was known as a Grappler early in his career with the AWC, with 5 Submission victories to his credit. Lately though the champ has shown his ability to go into the championship rounds and win, as well as finish his opponent by TKO. I hear he like a da pizza pie as well. Challenger Petcharon has a perfect 6-0 career going, and has previously beaten the current champ for the Title. Sitsongrit was apparently striped after a brief hiatus, and has since returned under new Management. He made his return by beaten Rudolf Meine via Unanimous Decision at Enigma 52. We will soon see if he can get the job done with his new camp and return to the top of the Lightweight Division.
     
    Both of these guys have had there share of Decisions, with neither ever being finished inside the cage. There games are rapidly evolving so it is not crazy to think this one could be a finish for one of them. Although I don't see a Flash finish happening, a finish of some sort is possible. So yeah its going to a Decision who am I fooling.
     
    Prediction: Sitsongrit by Unanimous Decision 48-47 on the cards.
     
                                     Middleweight Championship
     
    Champion  DeShaun Holton Jr(9-1-0)   vs    Challenger  "Kid Vicious" Vinicius Kicklighter(7-1-0)
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    This next Contest I will go ahead and call it, this is gonna be Fight of the Night. 185 pound champ Holton Jr. faces his Stiffest competition to date, as he meets former League of Madness MW winner Kicklighter. DeShaun is now a two time Enigma Middleweight champ and having avenged his sole loss in the process, was a thing of beauty.  Holton's last two title defenses have been action packed. and quite dominant to say the least.  He beat Attilio De Fiore in his last outing, but we have to give that dude credit for taking his beating like a stud, the Doctor cageside unfortunately was having none of it. This Title fight will be Kicklighter's Enigma debut, but it is well warranted given his path of destruction in the sport. "Kid Vicious" is quickly becoming a Championship belt collector. Former Madness 185 champ, Check. Former Sickness 185 champ, check. Now he has his sights set on the coveted Enigma 185 title. Calling this a Potential "Fight of the Night" could be a bit out there given the fact both of these guys are highly decorated Strikers. As they say though styles make fights, and I think these two have the styles to make a unbelievable fight for this New York crowd to feast there eyes on.
     
    Someone has to win though, and this is possibly the hardest one to call. Even though the whole damned event is super competitive, so that says a lot about this matchup I think. Both of these guys have top shelf boxing and legit one punch power. The Champ may have a slight edge in the Standup, but its nearly impossible to state that here. I can see these to fighting a few times in there careers, and having many highlight reel KO's under there belts along the way as well. When it comes down to it though, the winner is to tough to call, so I am just gonna do a coin toss here. and the winner is by TKO late in round 4.................
     
    Prediction: Holton Jr by TKO round 4 at 4:59 (Do not look at the clock in round 4 "Kid Vicious"
     
                                                           Co-Main Event
     
                                                     Heavyweight Championship
     
                
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    In the evenings Co-Main event, is none other then a Heavyweight Slobber Knocker. The Champion Emelianenko was the last remaining Sickness champ, and quickly capitalized on his title opportunity with enigma by defeating the Enigma title holder Adilson Rodrigues. He ended the fight late in the opening round with a Brutal Knee that was set up by a right hand, forcing Rodrigues to immediately clinch. Roman is a fighter I know very well, in my time with Madness MMA where he began his career. This dude is what a spawn of Butterbean and Tyson would be, he packs death into every punch. He meets a top challenger in Jake Conway, who has worked himself up the rankings. proper like here. Jake's only loss was in his Enigma debut to Toxic Moxley, and has since hit his stride winning 4 straight. Conway had last beaten Giveme Granite in a tough 3 round fight, inwhich he earned a Majority Decision.  I think the MD was a bit off though, as Conway looked well on route to a UD. Jake is built for the Championship rounds so this may be a war, and probably a fight Roman will tip his cap to his challenger.
     
    The Champ is got a definitive edge on the feet, where I think this fight stays. Roman will force this fight into a slug out and when that happens someone goes to sleep. This is the Heavyweights so lets be real here. Conway though has been to Decision most of his career, so it is a difficult pick here like all the rest. I don't think either of these guys chins have been fully checked yet, but they gon be this Sunday! Roman has been finished one time, in his only defeat in fact. That was at the hands of Demo Kable, I just don't think Conway has the power or the game plan to do it. I could be wrong though.
     
    Prediction: Emelianenko by KO Round 3
     
                                               Main Event
     
                              Super Heavyweight Championship
     
    Champion  Johan "Platinum" Joestar(12-6-0)   vs    Challenger  Demir Kocak(17-7-0)
     
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    Rounding out this stacked event is are final Title bout, and will be contested in the 265+ division
     
     
    In the Blue Corner
     
    standing 6 foot 10 inches tall and weighing in at a lean 217 pounds.
     
    he comes to us by way of Istanbul, Turkey
     
    and holds a professional record of 17 win with 7 defeats, 9 wins by way of (T)KO
     
    He is a Former Madness and HFC Heavyweight Champion
     
    and the current Enigma #1 Super heavyweight contender Demir Kocak
     
     
    and now the fighter in the Red Corner
     
    He stands 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighs in at 219 pounds
     
    a Native of London, England
     
    He has a professional record of 12 wins with 6 defeats, 11  wins by way of (T)KO
     
    He is the reigning and defending Enigma Super Heavyweight Champion of the World
     
    Johan "Platinum" Joestar
     
    Johan has worked himself into the role of the Enigma center piece, and rightfully so. This will be his 13th fight with the organization, and he is currently 9-3 here. Joestar has only been to a Decision once in his 12 fights under the Enigma banner, also racking up 5 performance bonuses along the way. He won the vacant belt in superb fashion as he recorded the very first Head Kick KO finish of his career. Johan is currently under duel contract with both Enigma and top Promotion SYN, so expect big things from this man if he can continue his winning streak. His first Title defense may be the biggest test of his career, and another fighter I am very familiar with in the likes of Demir Kocak. Demir was once 12-1 in his career, and looking like a force to be reckoned with. He was then troubled with a 3 fight skid, but found new hope and a new Meaty fight team.  Kocak has still battled inconsistency as of late, but has fought some top notch competition before signing with Enigma. This will be his Enigma debut and given his history of championships and fighting top level opponents, I think the immediate title fight and Headlining spot was given to Kocak.
     
    The matchup in particular from a style and skill stand point, is picture perfect. Both have battled set backs and both have seen there glory, Johan has surely seen it most recently.  These guys are gonna bring it, and this fight is one that I think is running under the radar greatly in the MMA world. Two ferocious strikers will step into the cage, and for one the journey to ultimate success will continue, and the other will have to rise up from the ashes once again. Will there be a new champion, or will Johan make his first successful defense?
     
    Prediction: Joestar by TKO Round 1
     
    Kocak though could very well do the same. Regardless though this one will be over quick, as the two are gonna be throwing nuclear bombs out there.
     
    There you have it fight fans from around the world, Enigma is pulling out all the finest dishes for your holiday wishes!
     
    I am your Host Douche T. McBaggins signing off.
     
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  17. Highland - Official Thread

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                                  Highland 121 Event Preview
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    Hosted by Douche T McBaggins
     
    Hello all, I am the Honorable Douche T. McBaggins, coming out of yet another Semi retirement if you will, and what better way to get back in the loop then with a Kick Ass Highland show. This coming Sunday the shit is going down, as the Highly anticipated fight of the century finally has arrived. The Island Bad Ass Noel Diaz will look to capture his 4th Championship, from his 4th Weight Class, when he meets Maurice "The Crusher" Tillet in the Main Event of Highland 121. Highland heads back to Wombley Arena in London for another night of action packed Festivities, and it will be aired live only on Pay-Per-View. So lets get cracking, shall we!
     
    First off here is a quick peak at the scheduled Prelims
     
    Bantamweight Tunzo Fuhn(1-2-0) vs  Nardo Wick(0-3-0)
    Bantamweight Tolya Magomedov(1-0-0) vs  Micah Spinks(4-3-0)
    Middleweight Mapple Syrup(3-8-0) vs  Dwight Schrute(7-3-0)
    Lightweight Eric Ries(7-6-0) vs  Punchy Cartwright(4-3-0)
    Featherweight  Anthony Epolito(8-4-0) vs  Waramunt Haber Jr(6-4-0)
     
                                                                                 Main Card
     
                                                Lightweight Bout
     
     
    Kicking off the Main Card will be a fun Rubber match that should get the crowed geared up. Liam Murphy is only a BJJ Purple Belt, only you would not think so by watching his Highlight reel. With 4 of his submission victories garnering him "Sub of the Night" Honors, his Jits can not be slept on. Liam is looking to bounce back from a two fight skid against a man he knows quite well. Turkish born Necmettin Hoca was the last Lightweight Champion of IXF during the Island Season, he has struggled a bit however in his new home of Highland going 2-3 with the company. One of those bouts was a loss against the Headliner Noel Diaz, a fight he looked very well in early. Blessed with a chin and One Punch Power, Hoca's only flaw has been his inability to defend submissions.
     
    Keys to Victory- As stated this is a rubber match, so both fighters know how to beat the other. The question is which of these gents have learned and improved from there mistakes. 
     
                                                 Featherweight Bout
     
     
    Miguel Azevedo Souza was a Featherweight Champion but has battled Inconsistency as of late. He has fought some of the best the Island has had to offer though, in the likes of Diaz, Chavaski, and Luciano.  Souza is a BJJ Brown Belt hailing from Recife, Brazil, and he has sharpened his Standup recently. A good example was his last victory against Dax Crumper, whom he rocked violently with a crisp counter right Hand. The opposition will be Frank Dux who recently had a 3 fight win streak snapped, and looks eager to get back in the cage. Dux looks to be a jack of all trades with three Submission victories and two TKO wins, as well as a loan Decision verdict. It's not often that you will see such a handsome Black Korean with a name like Frank Dux so get your camera's ready.
     
    Keys to Victory- For Miguel this looks like a solid match up for him to showcase his Striking Progression, and soften his foe up for a finish. As for Mr. Dux He may want to stick to his Standup game here, if Miguel choses to keep the fight standing. Dux has a slight advantage on the feet but he should be careful against Souza.
     
                               Co-Main Event
     
                                                  Heavyweight Bout
     
     
     
    The evenings Co-Main Event is a Rematch from the Islands Season ending Tournament, in the Heavyweight division. Jani Honkanen is a Highland mainstay who has seen a surge of late, winning his last two fights in similar fashion by way of first round Triangle Submission. "Margarida" Has yet to fight for a championship in his career but he has a big opportunity this Sunday, and not to mention it is against a guy he has beaten. Phuc Dat Bich is also the winner of two straight, and is a former IXF Heavyweight champion as well as two time Highland HW challenger. Bich is simply a submission machine Which is extremely rare here at Highland(giggles) with 18 submission victories, all of which where in the first round.
     
    Keys to Victory- With nearly 30 Submission finishes between this two, its not a matter of if this fight hits the mat but when will it happen.  Looking at there previous fight they where both very aggressive on the ground frequently looking for ways to submit the other, and a wise man would think that may be the game plan for both again. With that said, as for myself the Village idiot if your watching boys! break out the ol bag of tricks and lets see a KO here, your Heavyweights for Phuc sake.
     
                              Main Event 
     
                                      *Welterweight Championship bout*
     
     
    There are many Historic stories of the Legend that is Noel Diaz, the one that comes to mind for me, is the time he rescued 9 children from a house fire, while being chased by a rabid GOAT named Maurice, threw the burning rubble. This was all done with access to just one hand, as his other hand was occupied by a huge 6 paper joint(My man is a firm believer in an putting an end to Ganja abuse). Noel is a Mega star in the MMA world with a cult following only seconded by that of those nut hugging Kilo Maluga boys. It is well deserved too, this guy is a Tri-Champion here at Highland with Title winning performances at 135, 145, and 155. Now Noel looks to put himself on the pedestal of  Quad Champion, and honestly I can't recall this being done before(If it has, I want proof).  Diaz has lost only once in his career, in a controversial Split Decision to Timo Leyton, which he avenged with ease in his very next fight. 
     
     
    Now lets not over shadow his opponent to much here, Maurice Tillet who may not have had the success of the challenger in regards to jumping weight classes, but he has stamped his name as legit Boss at the Welterweight ranks. Tillet is a three time Highland Welterweight Champion, and is currently looking to add his third straight Title Defense. Maurice showed his perseverance in his bout with Dick Winters at Highland 88. After that fight though "The Crusher" took a little break from the sport, and some questioned if he had it in him anymore. All that skepticism was clearly laid to rest though as he made his triumphant return, at Highland 112 defending his crown against a very game challenger in New Home just two weeks ago. A fight he won convincingly by forcing his foe to tap out due to strikes.
     
    This could very well be Highlands biggest fight to date, and both sides have so much riding on it. I also feel though regardless of the outcome, both of these warriors will continue to build there strong legacies here at Highland. This fight is going to be a pivotal fight to watch, and the Wombley arena may never fully recover from the destruction of the after party.  I for one will be out there doing my part in the madness
     
    Keys to Victory- Noel is turning into a complete Mixed martial artist right before are eyes. His BJJ though is still his bread and butter, and he is a slick mutha fucka with it.  Maurice on the other hand is well known as a mug smasher on the ground, with 14 out of 16 victories coming by way of Ground and Pound. Tillet also has the wrestling credentials in his favor here, and this could pose a problem for Noel. If Maurice Utilizes his wrestling efficiently, as he has done in the past, this may very well be his route to victory. As for the Island/Stockton bad ass, who is coming off a 5 round war with Remi Chavaski, I expect him to mix it up like only a true OG can. Look for Noel to utilize his standup advantage as much as possible, and also be very tentative on the ground with the Crusher. Got to give Diaz a slight advantage in the "Championship rounds" experience wise. Maurice is also a very confident man, so this could simply be as stated previously the "Fight of the Century".
     
    Noel is so damn famous, they even write Christmas carols after the man, Noel,  Noel/ "The Savior of Humanity"? I would  edit that though, and call him "The Savior of Bad Ass Mother F$$ckers"
     
    get your ass down to a packed Wombley Arena on 2021-12-19 you wont want to miss this one.
     
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  18. Nominations: Writer of the Year 2021

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    Not sure if he has been mentioned but I would like to Nominate Tycoon Hec.

    Anyone who has dabbled with Tycoon Articles will know it takes an extreme amount of dedication to stay motivated. Guy needs some props for staying at this year for Multiple Orgs, and keeping the Tycoon Times loaded with Content.

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