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Tee Nah (HW Champion) The legendary Destiny champion is here! Tel "Atm" Britton (247249) has an ample opportunity here guys. He has the chance to face the greatest champion that Destiny will ever see. He actually accepted the fight, ha the nerve he must be feeling... Anyways I wanna commend you for actually accepting instead of cowering in a corner like the craven you usually are. Haha. But come fight time you will be walking into HELL... And I'm the DEVIL!

The Jester of Genocide Hey Mr. Forsythe, Mr. Dufu, and Mr. Stolt; Why is it that only the little guys that would break under my fist are man enough to let their voices be heard? Why is it that Georgie boy won't come out and play?!? Is it that he has the hysterical laughter inside his head laughing at every single thought trying to conquer his sanity? Reminds me...[begins laughing hysterically] See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!' [begins laughing hysterically]

Hey everybody, this is the place for UPF fighters to come to call out other fighters, or to simply talk trash about an opponent or anyone else for that matter. But that's not all you can do, you can also boast your fighters or post interviews or other "stories" about your fighter (but if you post an interview or story of some sort, please submit it to the papers as well)

The Jester of Genocide I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus! [begins laughing hysterically!] Hey Georgie If you expect to play against the Joker, then you'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck! [begins laughing hysterically] Reminds me of my dream; In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out. [begins laughing hysterically]

Hey Dale Saw here owner of UPF in Hilo. I would be interested in this but what I'm thinking is that my events arent always full two weeks in advance... Mostly but not always... And I would only be able to afford the cheaper ones. But my father and I do the writing as "Ray and Jay" and preview my events. But I would probably want an event here and there covered. I am also the writer of my org and every now and then have extra time and would be willing to write up a random event. So, as both writer and org owner, I think this is a good thing you've come up with. I read through every post and think you're on to something.

So I guess that's it?!?

The Clown Prince of Crime Mr. Yeboah; I don't know what the fu@k you're talking about! But it reminds me of a story... 'A lunatic goes into a butcher shop and says: "A bag of carrots, please." "This is a butcher's! Get lost!" Next day, same lunatic, same shop. "A bag of carrots, please." "I told you- this is a butcher shop! Now beat it! Next time I'll nail your feet to the ground!" Third day, same lunatic, same shop. "A bag of nails, please." "This is a butcher shop. We don't have any nails!" "In that case, I'll have a bag of carrots!" [begins laughing hysterically] Mr. Yeboah; This town isn't big enough for two homicidal maniacs. Go home! [begins laughing hysterically]

Mr Joker A.K.A. The Clown Prince Of Crime Mr Chuvalo; Here's the cold, hard truth Georgie... I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy... I'm crazy 'cause I hate you. [begins laughing hysterically]

The Jester Of Genocide A.K.A. The Clown Prince Of Crime Mr. Styles; I hope you have insurance. It's going to cost a lot to pay the teams who scrape you off the walls! Uh...God you disgust me. You have no charm at all, just... Obviousness. Dumb, dull, disappointing. Obvious. Shame on you. Obvious...And everybody knows it. You wear your shame like a badge because you don't have the balls to actually put one on. Yes...just look at you...desperate to be feared you want to be perceived as a monster. And yet...[begins laughing hysterically]

This is where UPF Underground fighters come to boast about their fighters, call out another fighter, or simply talk smack about your opponent or anyone else in the org for that matter. We are mostly all adults here, but that being said let's try to keep the profanity to a minimum. Thanks to all those who participate, and good luck!

Any new updates coming?

Mr Joker Mr Chuvalo; do you know the definition of insanity? Oh, my dear, delusional Georgie, the insanity hasn't even begun! The definition of insanity is and I quote 'doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' Albert Einstein. And I hear you want a rematch? And, you probably expect different results. Which would make you as crazy as me! HA HA HA! Which reminds me of a story... 'Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.' [begins laughing hysterically] Well Georgie, parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there... Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough... there's always a place for you here... in the asylum. [begins laughing hysterically] If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!

Mr Joker Crazy insane or insane crazy? Or is it we're all just plain crazy? Mr. Stolt; So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if they catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a prince and call yourself King? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing? [begins laughing hysterically]

Mr Joker [sings] Where, oh where has my little Bat gone? Oh where, oh where can he be? His cowl, his scowl, his temper so foul. I do hope he's coming for me. [evil laugh] Mr. Stolt; Isn't it funny how one little encounter can cleave off little pieces of your past, deform your memories and persona until you rethink your whole identity and as you realise how foolish it all is your laughter reverberates off the walls of your own emptiness? [begins laughing hysterically] The police just backed me up in a gunfight....Gotham has finally gone insane!!! [begins laughing hysterically] If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!

Mr Joker Good evening, Troops! This is General J here, with a quick update on what's going on down here in Arkham City. As you can see, I'm looking much better. In fact, ohhh, I think I'm looking better than ever! Ha! Oh, I can hear you all now: "How did this happen?" "Can I get me some of that crazy cure?" "Oh, I want answers, damn it! NOW!" Well, here's the thing. Answers don't give you everlasting satisfaction, sometimes you have to brace yourself for disappointment. Now think about it. Imagine your favorite TV show. You've been through it all. The ups, the downs, the crazy coincidences, and then: BANG! They tell you what it's all about. Would you be happy? Does it make sense? How come it all ended in a church? Entire Light-Heavyweight Division; Confusing, isn't it? I know I'd want to know just what the hell is going on if I were you. Let's just say in times like these, it's important to keep up [coughs] appearances. But first, if you would be so kind... Hand. Over. My. Belt.[begins laughing hysterically] Well, sounds like I can cross 'hear a grown man cry' off my Christmas list. Thanks, Berry!

Mr Joker Rememberings dangerous. I find the past such a worrying, anxious place. The Past Tense, I suppose youd call it. Memorys so treacherous. One moment youre lost in a carnival of delights, with poignant childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy-floss the next, it leads you somewhere you dont want to go. Somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp ambiguous shapes of things youd hoped were forgotten. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we cant face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We arent contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause! So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember theres always madness. Madness is the emergency exit you can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away forever. Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you! Mr Berry;[begins laughing hysterically] Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for... how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right! I left you to die in the octagon. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs. Hurry up, now. Clock's ticking. Mr Chuvalo; I hear you want a rematch... 5! ...4! ...3! ...2! ...1! See you soon, Georgie ...What are you waiting for? We both know how this is going to turn out: you're going to come and find me. You can't stop yourself, can you? Sometimes I wonder if all this would just end with one of us looking down at the other's corpse, trying to work out what to do next? The only question is, whose body will it be? I know who I'm rooting for! [giggles] What about you? [laughs madly] Now, get out of there and challenge me, or you'll ruin everything!!!

My guy sucks. Only a overall rating of 7.31. No goals... Lol

Mr Joker "The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fools! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!' (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) Get it? Oh what a senseless waste of human life! Mr Berry; I heard a little birdie saying it me and you, Mano e Mano. Welcome to the madhouse, Bobby! I set a trap and you sprang it gloriously! Now let's get this party started. I like you Berry. What you lack in brains, you make up in heart. Oh, and speaking of heart I'll eat yours for breakfast. [laughs] Tell me, Babadou. What are you really scared of? Failing to win in front of this cesspool of a city? Being taken down like the bitch you are? Me, in a thong?! [begins laughing hysterically

Greg McClane Gobal Batra; you drew the short straw and have to face a loss for your first fight. I know this doesn't seem fair to have to start off your career fighting the future champion of Island FC. But, somebody has to do it. Hey man, keep your head up and live free, or you can die hard! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Ryan Hunt; you have a big mouth. After I dominate this fool, I will shut it for you. You have never face a wrestler like me. I will smash the canvas with your face and it'll be a good day to die hard! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

Mr Joker Mr Chuvalo; *tsk tsk tsk* Gotta say, I thought you'd last longer. Oh, come on! There's always something to learn. Let's start with 'Getting Your Ass Kicked 101.'

Greg McClane Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! Stop all the goddamn yellin'! I know what I'm doing.

Mr "HaHAhAhaHA" Joker Stand back, fool, he-he-he, I've got a bomb! Oh, right. Five... Four... Three... Two... One... BOOM! Just kidding! [begins laughing hysterically]

Mr "HaHAhAhaHA" Joker Anyone seen George Chuvalo yet? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot! HaHAhAhaHA! C'mon, Georgie, get crazy. It's the only way to beat me! HaHAhAhaHA! Joker here! Let me remind all new residents of Joker Asylum that they are expected to follow one simple rule. Punishment for not following this rule is death. No ifs, ands or buts. You know what the best thing is about the rule? It's a secret! Ha ha!

Mr "HaHAhAhaHA" Joker (272393) Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about him in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: Mr. Chuvalo, the average man. Physically unremarkable, he instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and his withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are his frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does he live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, after I beat him senceless he'll crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame him? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!